>"works on my machine"
"Fine on my end chum"
>>336607051
>sorry bro, i like fucking dudes in the ass but I'm not gay
>"quote within quotes"
>same
>same here
>same problem
>yeah same here
"Sounds like your machine is dying"
>it's not gay if it's a feminine penis
>generic forum gripe
> PMd you the fix :)
That's a legit answer though, sometimes, it really is your fucked up computer.
>when was the last time you did a virus scan?
>works for me :)
>>336607532
>here I uploaded the fix
>only registered users can see this link
>your account needs to be approved by a moderator before you can begin using it
>megaupload.com/rvhehtjbfdf
>try buying the game next time :^)
>>336607051
>have you installed all the last windows updates?
>>336607183
But that is helpful if it is posted on an official forum, it tells the developers that it is a common issue, and it is more likely to get resolved first.
You nincompoop.
>>336608097
No its not. Unless its a spec thread it just clogs the thread up
It has been ages since I have had to do something like this, what games do you fine folk speak of?
>how can i fix this problem? help please
>nevermind just solved it myself, close thread please
>have you cleared your cookies and rebooted the computer?
>nevermind I fixed it
>Megaupload link
>>336607051
Run's great on my PC!
>Has a 980ti and i7
>>336607467
>posting a character who is literally me
>come across question on forum for some random vidya
>I actually know the answer
>make an account and respond with an answer
>"your post has been reported as spam and deleted, and your account has been banned. Please try to only leave helpful posts and keep our community great :)"
>>336608765
soon to be
>MEGA link
rip filehosting
>>336609475
What was the game, forum and question?
Just for curiosity
>>336609573
Do we know what will be next? Anyone know what Kim is up to?
>>336608824
Jelly?
>>336608567
>nevermind just solved it myself
That's almost always code for "Realized I was doing something really really stupid so I stopped doing that and since then everything is working as expected."
>>336610087
nothing that we know of next but dotcom's always up to something, moonbase fileservers when
>>336607051
Anyone who dismisses a legit problem or issue because they don't have to deal with it are not helping.
They either have a certain update, driver, etc., that's prone to work that might be lacking on someone else's end. If users like that were offering technical support, they'd be flat on their ass the first day.
>Encounter a weird bug in a game where I can't open the menu
>Google to try and fix it
>No results
>Try and fucking with the game's config file to try and get it to work
>Still doesn't work
>Resort to askingFUCKING REDDITfor help
>Somebody responds with something that actually fixes the problem
>>336610087
Done. He a fucking billionaire. what does he need to do next? Any time he makes a company the US government wants a piece
>>336608576
>>have you cleared your cookies and rebooted the computer?
>tfw I realize I have not and doing so instantly fixes the issue
>did you try restarting the game?
>>336608037
Why do people think this ever works.
>>336607051
>I will give you a whisper on how to fix it ;^)
>It's not working because you surely have a pirated version of the game
mommy i made this thread again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>336611067
clownpiece is not for lewd
>>336610814
It probably doesn't, but most technicians are instructed to do this for some superstitious reason.
>works on my Alienware
>I'll post the fix when I get home from work!
>last online 5,350 days ago
>5,350
>That friend who is a habitual liar
>Video games are all he has in his sad, pathetic life so he has to act like he's MLG PRO STRATS BRAH all the fucking time as if we don't know we stomp his ass into the ground any time we play together
>Game comes out that has a horrible bug or glitch that causes constant crashing and misery
>It is guaranteed that 90% of players will come across this
>All news outlets report about it, even the developers come out and say that it's an issue and they're going to take care of it asap
>Friend says, "dude what lol I never heard of that or came across it"
Jesus Christ you fucking faggot why do you have to be on the defense like this all the fucking time, you annoy the fuck out of all of us with this stupid bullshit.
>>336611212
It's a Yassy picture, of course it will end up lewd.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=52176845
>Make a thread about a technical issue with a game
>"Just google it"
>The only relevant result is my own thread
>I've never seen this glitch
>it must not be in the game!
>>336611651
9spooky11me
>nvm fixed it lol, close thread
>doesn't post how
>>336607051
literally experienced this an hour ago. I just gave up.
>hey does anyone have a new link to the fix? old ones are dead
>NECRO! LOCKED
>Just look at the documentation
What documentation, you lump of dried pig shit? The instructions are vague as hell and don't talk about any kind of troubleshooting procedure if any.
>>336611651
still waiting on that fix by the way...... greg!
>>336611686
>remember a helpful 4chan thread from an unarchived board
>google the topic
>find that exact thread, but it's on one of those phantom fake copypasta forums where every post gets a random name
>site probably exists just to spread malware
Fucking creepy.
>Google exists, use it. Thread locked.
How the fuck do you think I got here nigger
>>336612592
Oh yeah, I think i remember someone finding one of those sites that ended up copying one of the firstGarflondothreads
>>336612592
those places are fucking spooky, I'm pretty sure they exist to make ad revenue on what people believe to be an active forum
>quoting a whole post without adding anything
>>336612127
That's me trying to use DDSopt. Fucking unclear instructions and documentation for the simplest texture compression task.
>I'm locking this thread
>google exist for a reason, stop making stupid threads
>you found the thread from google
>>336607051
>Old forum post for an obscure issue for an old game/program
>Found the issue!
>they edit the fix into their post
A god amongst men
>gif unrelated
>that one old pc game that is forever lost
>the only thing to prove its exists is one youtube video and few screenshots floating around
>the owner of that youtube video won't distribute the game
>>336607051
>bootlicker with 60,000 posts posts this shit
>tells the OP the problem must be on his end since no one else has the same problem
>even though ten other people have posted about having the same problem
>developer comes in the thread, gives him a warning, and posts a hotfix
>>336614827
>start a thread explaining a problem
>some fuckwit with a million posts and a mile long signature comes in and makes some off-handed remark not even related to the question
>the rest of the thread is just everyone jerking off the megafag and the problem goes unsolved
>>336610814
I had an issue with gtav and it wouldn't boot. (windows 7)
The fix is to install windows 7 service pack 1 upgrade.
>rapidshare
>megaupload
>>336615162
This is why I hate forums and forum culture.
Comeuppances like this >>336614827
are rare. Faggots would otherwise walk on water with that shit.
>>336607467
4x meme combo:
>Literally me
>If i see that damm cat one more time
>Don't talk to me or my son never again
>My wife's son
>>336607828
that happened to me a few times
>"why is this game so badly optimized?"
>has a GT 210 128MB DDR2
>"runs pretty good, I get 50-60fps at medium settings and no AA"
>console port running on triple SLI 980 Ti and 5820k
That's here by the way. People are fucking idiots about their computers.
>>336616485
No objections here, lady.
>Hey, I have this issue with xyz[goes into details] Any ideas?
>"I most definetly *never* had any issue with xyz"
You know, a simple "no" would have been just as helpful but on the plus side less annoying...
>google problem
>only 6 relevant results
>4 of which don't contain any helpful information
>5th links to a site that doesn't exist anymore
>6th result is only a few months old and has a solution
>but it's outdated by decades
>"Liking futa isn't gay!"
>>336616961
>Liking "straight" porn isn't gay
>>336617201
What isn't gay, then?. I bet is fucking real women.
>>336616961
Futa is straighter than straight porn
>>336616961
It's gay if you are putting yourself in the skin of the person getting fucked by the futa. Watch straight porn with close ups of dick and balls is a lot gayer.
>>336607532
>>336617565
No because there is still a dick involved and its your dick. Even jacking off to female to female is gay because you are playing with your dick.
>>336618274
>It's not gay if you're imagining yourself getting fucked by an animal penis but it is gay if, in the process of watching heterosexual sex, the male's genitals are visible.
>>336618954
You have to imagine to be the one giving the dicking, or filming the scene, you fucking homo.
>>336618912
>2016
>having a dick
Lol might as well just go buy a rainbow flag faggot
>only registered members can see the links
>you need X amount of posts and likes to see the links
>go through all that hassle
>links are dead
>You must have an account with 500 posts to view links
>>336619216
But that would entail seeing a dick, and would therefore be gay. Get with the times knob gobbler.
>Should of bought the game instead of pirating it ;)
>THREAD LOCKED
>YOU HAVE BEEN ISSUED A WARNING
>lol idk I'm just replying to get my post count up
>>336616107
5x if you count the NOOT NOOT filename.
>>336614612
Fucking scene faggots.
>>336609475
Funny you tell that story with that image, because I'm the kind of dude that likes watching speedruns, but practically never uses the chat. One time though I was watching this dude running Wind Waker, and he said something that was just plain wrong, don't even remember what it was. I sent a short comment correcting it and got immediately permabanned. Go figure.
>>336609912It never happened
>>336620824
>HE'S FAST
>been looking for [specific rare item] for HOURS
>feels like I looked everywhere, no more ideas where it might be hidden
>google "[game] items locations"
>just youtube videos
>google "[game] where to find x?"
>most results are youtube videos, mostly irrelevant
>one forum post with one answer, solved
>link to 25 min youtube video of ALL THE FUCKING RARE ITEMS I EITHER ALREADY HAVE OR DON'T NEED RIGHT NOW
>interrupted my 6 ads
>no comentary
>half of video is derping around and jerking off
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
>>336621516
>>>/reddit/
>>336621824
I don't get it.
>>336621516
>youtube
>ads
>>336621901
>bottom right
>motto
>>336622047
I have ad block, but deactivated on youtube, because I want most of the chanels I watch to get that ad revenue share, so, yeah sue me.
>>336622686
>>motto
Fug.
>>336622686
So why complain about them if you're actively chosing to watch them?
>>336613124
>browse mod thread
>creator posts series of giant pics
>people continually quote it
>looks great!
>>336622824
I'm not complaining about my favorite chanels having ads, or anything interesting I happen to stumble uppon.
However, having an ad at the beginning or the end or the middle or maybe all three, if the video is longer, is one thing.
Making a XBox hueg video to show a solution that should have been 20 lines of text and/or 20 dots on a map to begin with and deliberately stalling so you can cram it full with ads is another.
>Hey guys I need some help with _____
>"I dunno"
>>336607183
>csgo corrupted packet on 0
>same x 100
>>336607276
>you need to factory reset your hard drive bro i have to do mine every 3 months and i bet it's been longer for you
>>336607051
>its really well optimised
>posted from my i7-6700k gtx980ti machine
>>336607051
>You need to update your video drivers to play this game.
No I fucking don't. Nvidia is just looking to downgrade performance for my card. Fuck you.Gtx 680 is still fine
>>336607183
Literally overwatch right now
>>336610480
fucker wouldn't surprise me if he launched a satellite into orbit just so he had somewhere to stick the physical media
>>336625592
*is still fire
>>336611670
I had a friend that, if he spent money on something he would defend it to the absolute death.
Fuck, even buying it isn't a requirement now that I think of it, he won an HDMI cable at some stupid thing for his job, and raved about how awesome and fast and amazing this HDMI cable is.
He used it for a week before it started giving bits of static and desynced audio. His reason for this was "it's too fast for my TV and stuff, so it gets ahead of itself and does that, i need a new TV"
like holy fuck dude. Glad i dropped his ass first chance I had. Jewed me out of a couple hundred dollars and threatened to have me 'out on my ass'. Watched him trick friends and acquaintances for shekels all the time so i knew it wasn't just a random isolated fuckup, he just forgot i don't take that shit and I'm smarter than him.
Haven't spoken to him since. Feels good. Mostly. Shitty friends are still friends
>>336626210
I thought those kinds of people only existed in elementary school
>>336626326
Different anon here. My god, you have no idea.
>>336626109
Stop. You know that meme was only relevant in 2008.
Since then it's been the opposite. heck recent nvidia gpu's turn off their fans because they don't need them, while AMD cards come with water cooling as stock so they won't explode.
>>336612045
>balls deep into minecraft modding
>mod i use gets updated before the thread on the forum does
>it's a new version to work with the new version of minecraft
>encounter an easily remedied bug, post in the mod thread to alert the mod creator
>banned for necroposting
I occasionally look at the active threads there now and wonder how i ever stomached posting there
Jesus christ this shit was like 6 years ago now where the fuck does the time go
>>336616838
>360 quits
>console will get halfway through the little boot animation and then the video freezes, but audio plays through
>once animation audio finishes console sits on frozen visual and does nothing
>try all the obvious fixes and usual shit
>no good
>google the issue
>a fucking dashboard update three years earlier caused an almost identical problem
>every result inevitably ends in the update being the issue and the following update fixing it
>posts from present days about the problem but people discovering it's because the console is on that old version
this has to be the worst i've experienced. It's like being in a foreign country and not speaking the language, but everything you say means something frustratingly similar to what you're trying to say
>>336626326
he was raised by a single mother, which might explain his entitlement and lack of scruples
>>336626326
haha no
>try lowering your resolution
>"had the same problem but then I fixed it" >proceeds to not help you and never responds to you ever again
>>336628072
>it actually works
>>336607828
goddamn saints row 3 uncut version
>>336628304
Not surprising if it the issue was poor performance.
>>336628072
It works for some games made on shitty Microsoft XNA crap and the likes, such as Terraria
It can also solve problems for peeps with really shitty PCs
>>336622997
fucking TRIGGERED
>>336626478
>Minecraft
>6 years ago.
Wat.avi.gif.webm
>>336607865
get a job
>>336608234
no one in this thread has, its just wet monkey theory
>"Hey I'm trying to work out this extremely specific problem that one other person will have who will google and see this thread 4 years from now and need a solution"
>"Nvm fixed it lol"
>>336629187
I literally had to do it some months ago for Max Payne.
A bug where the audio is fucked.
Or when I had to find a specific file for Max Payne 2
>search for hours for a fix and typing in different searches in google
>eventually find a forum post to download some .dll and stick it in the game directory
>you must be a member to download files
>have a throwaway email to sign up for shitty websites like this so go through the trouble
>download .dll and put it in game
>it actually works
>>336613497
>it was the first result
