Hi!
I'm your healer. It's my job to make sure you and your friends stay alive to finish the fight!
But, there is one thing I cant protect you from.
Stupid mistakes.
If you charge the barrels of six guns or just stand there when the Dragon empties its firesack over you, there isn't much I can do.
So please.
Don't be an idiot.
Help me so I can help you!
bitch shut up and throw heal bags
>>336550554
Healers are made to be bullied
>Healsluts think they can speak without having been spoken to
>tfw you're shit at the offensive and the healer is healing you expecting you to rush
I play video games to avoid responsibilities, not the other way around
>>336550554
Shut the fuck up healslut. If my health changes a single digit you're not getting dinner tonight.
And they put a fucking mexican in hots
>>336550554
Can't cure stupid, anon.
>>336550554
>Tfw you find the perfect healer
>Tfw when you find filler dps
>tfw you cruise through dungeons with perfectly timed CDs, great heals, and a shit ton of AoEs
Sometimes I miss tanking in MMOs. Being in the same guild with a healer that really knew how to match your pace was great.
>Its a "tank pulls even though you called for MB, then blames you when he dies" episode
Seriously, tanks can be the biggest fucking cocksmokers in the world.
>>336550554
Hi!
I'm your damage. It's my job to make sure our enemies die as efficiently as possible.
But, there is one thing I cannot kill.
Stupid teammates.
Usually I can solve most of my problems with my preferred weapon, but if you're giving the enemy more kills than they're giving me, there isn't much I can do.
So please.
Don't be an idiot.
Go crawl in a hole and watch me work.A heal would be nice though.
This is your healer. How screwed is your party?
>>336551474
Hi! You're expendable, and a monkey could do your job. When you do well, you're just performing satisfactory.
>>336551519
Looks like the man who plays her is autistic. As long as I don't tell him to stop spamming chat with anime references and memes, he probably won't sperg out and refuse to heal.
>>336551631
I always perform well. Consistently top of the charts, never take damage, never need a healer. Stay irrelevant.
>>336550554
>Don't be an idiot.
Well that rules out 3 quarters of all players.
>>336551842
75 cents is not a lot.
>>336551519
As a secondary healer/support, I guess I'll have to pull more weight around.
>>336551735
Congrats, that means you perform satisfactory, not exceptional. Healers and tanks can actually do well. DPS is just mindless sequencing with little consideration. Ever since I ventured away from DPS after 10 years of it, I've been much more engaged.
>>336551957
Engaged in sitting in the back watching me work. I'm the one that makes the big numbers. My version of whack a mole > your version of whack a mole.
>>336551883
it is if you only have one dollar
>>336551519
I'd never want to rely on this retarded fatty
>>336551735
Great I'll but you on my ignore list since you are so good on your own
>>336552146
You only have one mole to whack though, and your performance rarely has any immediate feedback to your gameplay. It's just
>set rotation
>repeat
And if you die, it is rarely of any consequence. Unless it's progression, and if you really are top man you'll be getting a cress stat. But do t kid yourself. Dps is by far the easiest job.
>>336552841
I'll add this post to my collection of fan letters.
>>336550554
Man, the things terran medics do to my dick
>>336552910
>DPS is the easiest job.
Nah, they're all easy, DPS just make the big numbers.
>Tank solos down boss after everyone dies.
They're alright.
>Healer gets high HPS and keeps 5 people alive to the end.
Maybe gets a verbal high five in vent.
>DPS tops the charts, kites adds the tank forgets about, off heals the raid, never stands in fire, and follows all the mechanics.
Everyone in the guild sucks his/her dick.
>It's a "healers think they're in charge" episode again
Shut up and heal me slut
>>336553335
Nope, die worm.
>>336553335
Beg for the heal like a good little slut or i let you die.
>>336553174
>nobody even notices debuffers
>>336553335
>>336553384
>>336553497
>implying tanks are not the actual sluts
Please separate meem from reality. Healers are the only pure class.
>>336553497
Yeah no
>"Brb guys gonna go find us a new healer from the hundreds of other people willing to fill the role"
>>336551193
>when your synergy gets so good you can pull 30 mobs and mitigate enough for both of you to out dps the dps with aoe spam
>>336553497
Hey bro, notice there was an error with your picture.
You guys are useless on overwatch, I just use the medkits on the ground like actual good players do.
>>336553619
Get down on your knees and beg like a dog or die
>MFW the healer is the DPS.
>>336553861
>MFW WoD patch 6.2 and onward.
>>336553619
but the healer in the show literally has no underwear on and sleeps with the MC the whole show
darkness is perverted but when she actually gets called out on it, she's extremely shy and pure
Favorite game to heal in?
>>336553619
>Playing Healer
>At boss in raid
>Tank taking an anal pounding from the boss like a good little slut
>Suddenly mobs spawn
>Tank bursts into tears "its too much" he sobbs pitifully "they will split me in half" as tears and snot runs down his face
>His tears arouse me, i flip a copper into the croud of gibbering DPS peons
>They start to squable and scramble to grab the copper, like a flock of pigeons fighting over breadcrumbs.
>One plucky DPS finally emerges, clutching his newfound wealth, he knows what to do.
>I unzip my huge manhood, at first i see a glimmer of fear in his eyes but he quickly gets to work, sucking as if his life depends on it (it does)
>"Enough" my majestic voice booms like thunder.
>I push the DPS filth to the ground and aim my throbbing erection towards the Tank who is now hardy conscious
>"Let there be light" The sheer grandeur of my voice causes the Boss to momentarily pause
>I shoot my Divine Healing Cum all over the face of the tank
>"T-t-t-t-t-thank you Master" the Tank whimpers as he slurps and gobbles up my life giving jiz
mfw
>>336553861
This was a thing in one of the Battleborn betas.
Miko is a healer, but they made him so OP he could heal himself to the point he just cannot be killed, and could get tons of kills on his own.
Went 20-0 or so in quite a few matches in that game
>>336553720
>tfw 10k healing in one match and carrying the whole team to victory
things dps and tanks will never feel
>>336553843
>>336553927
Kill yourself you faggots. You must have some serious issues when playing tank boosts your ego. What's the matter, you're too much of a sissy in real life, so you have to play a "manly tank xD" to compensate?
Disgusting.
>>336554093
>tfw 30 headshots as widowmaker and carrying the whole team to victory
things healers and tanks will never feel
>>336554156
Yeah. Real grown and successful men always play tiny little anime characters and behave like sluts in video games.
>>336554156
Kiss my feet slave or you get no healing.
>>336553619
>>336553927
The only pure girl in that show was the damage dealer
>>336553935
Eden Eternal's bard had a HoT spell that could stack up to 3 times for about 15 seconds, good buffs and a huge DoT spell that lasted for like 5-10 seconds. Back in the early days you could animation cancel and kite tons of mobs with bard.
>>336554258
>being a literal retard
I see, you think MMO = FFXIV
Tell me this is a tiny anime character you gobshite.
I'm a sub in real life but when it comes to healing I'm just frustrated at all the stupid mistakes people do. For the most part I just take enjoyment out of perfecting my gameplay and live for clutch moments where I turned the tides. I guess playing with idiots gives me more of an opportunity to do so but I'd rather the challenge come from the encounters themselves rather than having to drag my party around on a leash.
XIV was a good example of how fucking boring incompetent (or perhaps just lazy) devs can make DPS and tanking. But at least Scholar was legit shit.tfw no XI-2
>>336554857
>mfw sissies pushing faggot jap agenda
It's like you fucks never played a proper game.
Learn what an actual healer looks like for once you stupid motherfuckers.
>>336554576
>yfw Age of Conan is forever lost
hold me
>>336555156
*holds*
>wanna play a healer
>dont wanna get yelled at if i fuck up
>wanna play a tank
>dont wanna get yelled at if i fuck up
i'll j-just be dps
>>336555286
>i'll j-just be dps
Then you'll be yelled at no matter if you fuck up or don't
>>336551519
Is this show any good?
>>336555721
It's japanese, so no.
>>336555286
healer is ezmode and you can just blame DPS if they need too much healing
>>336555286
i know that feel
years of WoW wasted on dps
>>336550554
Ask you self.
Would you stand in realife in acid and or burning ground?
No?
Dont do it in games then too.
Fuck up.
What's the point of DPS? Healers do their jobs and do them better more often than not.
Healers are for people who are already losing. Sorry bitch, I moved on to games where I can keep myself alive with pure skill. You're obsolete.
>>336557312
Say that to my mage you fucking slut
>>336551957
Videogames are just mindless sequencing with little consideration. Way to take yourself too seriously brah.
>regain consciousness
>see this
wat do?
>>336557972
>ask if i'm dead
>"no"
>fuck
Asking again in case i get lucky. Any decent games where i can into healer? Cant seem to find anything close to that, especially now that MMOs have such closed communities.
>inb4 TF2, Overwatch, WoW
>>336557312
>SCH cleric stance
>>336557972
Unzip my dick and say it hurts
>>336551519
Pretty screwed if you catch my drift
>>336553720
>Tracer
Easy mode is nothing to brag about.
>>336555721
Do you like an autistic yandere waifu?
>>336550554
FUCK OFF HEALER I NEED TO BE AT 40% HP TO BE IN MY SWEET SPOT
IF YOU DARE HEAL ME ABOVE 40% HP, I WILL FUCKING KICK YOU
>>336551519
Her useless fat ass wouldn't be the party healer, she's be the party's cum toilet
>>336558639
>warrior
>healer shields me
>i gain no rage from damage
th-thanks
So you're in the dungeon and this guy slaps your tank's ass. What do you do?
>>336559092
pop a HoT to heal the 3 damage he took from it
>>336553497
>talking shit about raid leader and raid dps.
Looks like someone's not getting the mount drop from Archimond this evening.
>>336550937
Healers hold your retarded life in their hands, it's the ultimate power trip
>be a tank
>be a bro with an off tank both in game and irl
>tanking shit together in raids
>healers and dps will never get this feel
>>336553335
>they start groping me while we play
WHERE CAN I GET INTO THIS
>>336559965
>buddy and me both tanks
>in different raid groups
>be healer
>faggots start hitting on me
>accidentally neglect to heal them as they die over and over
I'm a tsundere kind of healslut.
>>336560519
Why can't you play in the same raid? Raid leader is the second tank?
>Medic only heals himself instead of the dying Engineer next to him so the he can destroy the objective
Every fucking time when I play Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory
>>336561451
Both groups are full and I can't just make them kick their off-tank that would be a dick move and people would hate me for stealing their buddies spot.
And were both playing the same class it's not really beneficial to have two same tanks.
>>336559092
I bet his ass. I win- I take his ass.
>>336561717
Must feel bad, man. I hope you'll be able to tank together eventually. But only if you're not tank stacking, because it's idiotic.
>ITT FFXIV healers trying to project their faggotry on other MMOs healers
>>336562621
Don't worry you're both faggots.
>>336563435
This
>>336550937
How the fuck do you bully this guy?
>>336563782
>80kg
lightweight
>>336563782
>France
He'll beg me to bully him
>>336563782
manlet
>>336561737
fag
>>336559965
good look doing that without a healer
>>336550554
Do they use the same needle in their fists for everyone?
>>336566251
>tfw BDK/Protpally
We ain't dying any time soon, boi.
>>336566175
Oh fuck you, leatherman.
>>336564035I weight 65kg is it really that bad being lightweight?
>>336567564
if you're trying to take someone down, yeah
>>336567437
is that Phil Spencer?
>>336567564
>tfw i'm only 57 kg to 5'9
>tfw i was 50 kg until i got a job
>>336567564
Why do you think all contact sports have weight groups?
>>336563782
I genuinely read this as Gustave Kebab.
>>336567956
>being proud of illiteracy
>>336567849
No, that's Giorno Giovanna.
>not being a tank
Healers and DPS are both expendable to me
>>336568159
This nigga gets it.
>>336568159
Healers, expendable? Hah. Alright. You keep telling me that when you die because the romanian subhuman you have for a healer got called away to herd goats :^3
>>336568159
oh oops did you die?
i guess i just dont like you.
>tfw real life healerIt is the ultimate power trip
>>336568245
>"Oh shit I'm sorry"
>>336568832
can you help me anon?
sometimes when i stretch my jaw just underneath my jaw locks up and it feels like somethings sticking out. it goes away if i massage it.
also my chest has felt like crap for years and if I stretch my arms outwards I feel some sort of heated 'rippling' sensation along my lungs.
also one side of my ribs caves inwards by a few centimeters.
help. please.
i've already been to my doctor about it. he sent me for an ecg, xray and a blood test and said it was all fine. but it's not fine. i feel exhausted.
>>336568964
Sorry for what? Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our survivability, especially since we are so tough and all.
>>336567236
>thinking your role does more than any other role
>thinking you can raid alone without dps/healers behind you
You know your raid allows you guys to think you're hot shit so you can get pummeled repeatedly and not complain about it? When will you tank faggots learn
>>336569114
Chest X-ray only ? No CT scan nor MRI for the side neck ?
>>336569617
Neither of those. Just the chest x ray. On top of this I have lower back pain. I'm only 20 and I feel pretty fucked.
>>336569542
>it's a healer who considers himself something more than an hp dispenser episdoe.
Dps at least do mechanics on bosses.
>>336569114
The jaw sounds like just normal cramp, happens to be sometimes when I yawn, mouth wide open and then it hits me.
Source:____________not a doctor_______________
>>336570042
>Delusional tank thinks he can do A N Y T H I N G without a healer enabling everything he does
>le funny 4u memes
Took a few too many hits to the head there chief? Let me heal that up for you so you can get railed by the dragon while we do the mechanics.
>not boosting your teammates´s health
>not sniping enemy snipers
>not being the focal point of a good push
pic is me in actionSchweinhund get on ze point
>>336569914
The feeling you have in your chest, does it feel like small electric tingling ?
Does bening your chest forward help you ?
Anybody in your family presenting this kind of conditions ?
You must understand that without performing physical examination, it's extremely hard to figure out what it is.
>>336570528
>healsuts
>mechanics
Boi, I never order a order a healslut to do anything in my raid other than healing. It hilarious how healsluts forget how easy it is to find a decent healer.
>>336559823
>not begging for bodyguards
kek
yeah because watching a arrogant shit healer getting raped on their own isnt worth it
>>336573481
>healer to dps ratio is 1:322
>>336568023
sounds like you dont know what illiteracy means
>>336573684
322. You canoe your shit
>>336573481
or when they are needed is mostly because no one wants to play a brain dead nurse in the back with the difficulty of a tricycle
>>336558687
>cum toilet
That was already implied by the healer-part.
>>336567914
>tfw 195cm 115kgi only play healers the more feminine and cute the betterno i'm not gay
>>336573684
>healer to dps ratio is 1:322
So? I need good dps, not bottom of the barrel shitters (even if we need one, our static had find/switch a couple of dps only four times in three expansions). However it is easy as fuck to find a decent healer, because it's a braindead job.
>>336574618
maybe not but you're not hella straight either
>>336574618
Billy, is that you?
>>336550554
are there any pictures of the medic with her helmet closed?
i would like to see this
