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How the fuck did this even come into being?
it's mako, I ain't gotta explain shit
>>336549984
makomachines, son
I'm glad the newer games actually matured and stopped being randumb.
>>336549791
it's a video game.
>muh realism
7 is where all the stupid rejected enemy ideas from previous FF games went.
robots are usually built at a factory
>>336550124
this is actually pretty true
>>336549791
it's just a monster that feeds off bums like a Venus fly trap, except it's a house. the person probably wouldn't realize it's a trap until they get really close and notice it's really fleshy.
>>336550053
>matured
>Fantasy on the titles
555-come-on-now
how is this any weirder than mimics?
>>336550373
It's a house mimic.
>>336550398
exactly
>>336550398
The purpose of a mimic is to imitate something appealing to lure in its victims. A treasure chest would easily lure adventurers towards it, while nice housing would easily lure some bum in the slums.
3 words
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
Some of 7s enemies are so fucking stupid.
Like the motorcycle dude and the suicidal penguins.
>>336550521
>bum in the slums
Exactly.
>>336550768
How could you forget the giant fucking cannon enemy during the endgame raid on Midgar?
RIP FF7's weird ass enemies that will be taken out in the remake.
>>336549791
An enemy designer came up with a concept, then it evolved, probably with some input from other team members on the design team, then it was modeled, animated and put into the game.
>>336550124
>stupid
>not awesome
VII enemy designs were great just because how ridiculous they were. I imagine that will be the biggest thing they fuck up with the remake. The fucked up enemies fit the setting/story. Mako energy doesn't produce fucking flowers. It produces monsters.
>>336550373
/thread
>>336550521
>A treasure chest would easily lure adventurers towards it
Doesn't really make sense considering that treasure chests are a gameplay consideration and wouldn't really exist in the world itself.
>>336550989
Huh? Are you saying treasure chests don't exist in real life, and that real life "adventurers" didn't actually seek them out?
The monsters that were inside the Mansion just proved it needed to be burnt down.
>siamese twins
>half man half guillotine
>Funny Faces
Also that fucking ship with the auto eject move inside the battle arena.
>>336551162
spooky
>>336551113
no, I'm saying they wouldn't exist within the game world outside of gameplay considerations. like rolling through attacks; obviously it's a necessary gameplay feature but it clearly isn't something that the player character is supposed to be able to do
>>336551405
Why wouldn't they? A treasure chest is not a mystical thing. It is just a chest used for storage purposes, much like a cabinet. If you are exploring a place that was built before the existence of cabinets, why wouldn't they have chests? What else are they going to store valuables in?
>>336550327
>Fantasy
>not the intellectuals genre
plebes need not apply
>>336551405
>>336550989
Are you implying that you don't have a treasure chest at home? What a guy!
>>336552889
I have a chest filled with things with value to me in it.
Does that count?Also if anyone tries to open it the chest stabs them in the dick.
>>336553656
Pictures please.Of the chest and the dickstabbing mechanism not your dragon dildos inside of it.
>>336550929
>game with people shoving balls inside them to use magic
>giant enemy robot
Too far guys
>>336551162
I'm interested in seeing what they'll do with Yin and Yang. It's apparently Nomura's own favorite enemy design from VII so it's sure to stay.
>>336549791
It was the 90's man. We didn't ask questions back then. If a game had something weird in it, so what. It was pretty commonplace for that era.
>>336549791
Don't worry OP, the remake won't include it. It will only have serious business shit for people who hate fun
>>336550239
>fleshy house man trap
It looks like a fucking robot.
>>336555572
It is a fucking robot.
>>336551690
Why would there be a chest in a Shinra building, or in the middle of a forest, or in an abandoned cave
>he doesn't know about the ancient japanese legend of the great mecha home
>>336554835
Materia was put into weapons and gear you fucking dumb shit
>>336549791
Don't worry OP, Square went full on "no fun allowed" with the FF7 compilation so you can expect more realistic fantasy monsters.
Why are people freaked out about robot battle houses in the slums of a magic fueled techno-city but not the ghosts that are just outside the train station?
>>336555636
Then why would it be fleshy
>>336556192
Well it was a graveyard. For trains.
>>336556252
It's not.
>>336556076
AC is cannon deal with it it clealy shows kadaj putting it in to his arms faggot
>>336556341
THEN WHY DID ANON SAY IT WAS FLESHY
>>336556450
anon is a fucking retard
>>336556446
I'm pretty sure that was a thing specific to him and his brothers.
>>336556482
Anon is fucking mei in the ass.
>>336551162
I tried to think of a thematic explanation for the monsters in Shinra Mansion, but they're too random. Only Lost Number and Ying Yang make any sense.
Looks like a robot to me.
Doesn't it shoot missiles or lasers or explode even?
There were other robotic enemies encountered randomly. Like the guys you get Matra from.
Matra Magic, the spell that was just a volley of missiles.
And they come out of your back.
>>336556643
I personally really like the Laser enemy skill, the spell that shot lasers out of your back in a similar fashion.
>>336556643
Always made me so disappointed playing later FF games and seeing characters crapping out Matra Magic without the missiles.
>>336556643
The robot enemies are appropriate, though. Inside Midgar you mostly encounter security turrets and in the outskirts of Midgar you encounter runaway machines that nobody needs anymore. But then you have robots randomly appear outside of Cosmo Canyon or in the Northern Crater and I don't know what the fuck is up with those.
>>336556310
Then where are the train ghosts?
>>336557103
Trains don't have ghosts you dumb fuck
>>336549791
they should have named that enemy domestic violence
>>336557103
It doesn't have to be so literal.
>>336557183
But it's a joke onbad housing.
When AVALANCHE blew up one of the reactors the mako fused with some of environment and objects. In this case - a house.
The Hellhouse was probably a failed Shinra weapon
>>336557765
Guillotine Tarzan is still the greatest.
I wish games were in general were weirder. 8/16 bit action games and even PS1 JPRGs were full of fucking rad designs.
Why did no one give a shit about Ruby Weapon chilling in the desert? I know it didn't really do anything, but it was right next to gold saucer. Dio should have tried to make money off of it or something.
>>336558054
Ruby landed while Golden Saucer was closed, I guess nobody noticed.
>>336558054
Because it doesn't exist in the original version so there's no dialogue pertaining to it.
>>336558195
this 2bh
>>336557225
That's a ghost train. Not a train ghost.
What the fuck even was this thing?
>>336559097
A sculpture.
>>336550124
Actually Setzer and Shadow in FF6 were rejected ideas from FF5, or rather they were going to be characters Nomura made for FF5 but they were too far in development to add them in so Nomura worked them into FF6 instead.
FF9 did it too
>>336549791
Nomura is retarded.
Monster used a house for a shell like those things in the sea that sometimes use Coke cans and shit.
>>336560060
Sharks?
>>336549791
it was there to piss people off trying to figure out how to walk onto that fucking pipe
>>336560204
I think they're called hobo crabs or something
lel
JUST
>The remake will remove all this stuff most likely
Makes me sad
>>336559097
Giant taser
>>336563731
Fuck off retard.
![Warning-Board-FF7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qOODQjd.png "Warning-Board-FF7[1].png")
dude
>>336563970
You first.
>>336556826
>Matra Magic without the missiles
Then what the fuck even is it the missiles were like the whole attack
>Aeris
>>336563731
Why the hell would they remove the argus panopes and the chimera?
>>336566056
That comic was good.
>>336566451
>fapping to gay furry porn
Busted, you homo
>>336563731
Hopefully the Jenova bosses will look a little bit different from each other instead of just being palette swaps. I want to see some real freaky alien shit.
>>336559632
>cat feet
>cat windy-turny-thing
>cat shield
>giant fish
Nigga that's just an elaborate Trojan horse filled with cat soldiers.
I remember the gelinka having such awesome looking designs and models for monsters. Wonder why we were stick with lego characters outside of battle
>>336566056
What a quest
>>336557183
Oh shit!
>>336557304
OH SHIT!
>>336555646
That guy doesn't think you are arguing about placement of chests. He thinks you are arguing about the actual existence of chests, which it did sound like to me as well.
>>336549791
I was wondering that myself. How could you take a PS1 game and somehow make it look shittier on PC?
>>336557403
Fuck, deepest lore.
Is FF7 the shittiest looking video gamer ever?
>>336563731
Demon Wall is a FF staple monster so hardly unlikely and the eye monster appeared in XIV so they're keeping those designs around I guess.
>>336549791
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
>>336559632
And Crystal Chronicles
>>336563731
They'd better not remove snow, pollensalta etc. or i'll riot!
>>336569961
The eye monster was also in FFV.
Probably scribbled up during lunch breaks.
>>336550521
But the houses don't lure people, they jump out and aggressively attack you.
>>336563731
You could have all these but that fucking semi realistic style fucks everything.
>>336563731
Why would they get rid of the sewer monster?
contractor: how do you want your house senpai?
landowner: just fuck my shit up
>>336556446
>Only equip in the game are Weapons and Bracelet
>"But he's putting Materia directly into his arm!"
Pls
>>336556252
To be able to go back in time
>>336556446
Kadaj is also freak with jenova cells in him.
>>336572804
Are you ruling out the possibility that he was wearing something that counts as a bracelet?
Not to mention the remnants were physical manifestations of sephiroth that came from the lifestream
>>336570479
First r34 drawing I ever did. How vanilla of me
>>336573073
I'm saying that he might be putting Materia into his armor, which in the FF VII world are Bracelets, and if that isn't the case, it's still plausible he can stick Materias up his ass without problem since they are abominations of some sort
>>336563731
Looking at these monsters makes me realize that the WEAPONs will probably look terrifying in the remake.
>>336573258
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ObpcGNCU944
>>336566056
...source?
>>336550521
>while nice housing would easily lure some bum in the slums
Somehow, it suddenly makes sense.
>>336563731
there will probably be a million recolored types of behemoth like in every recent FF
>>336549791
Free houses for the poor by shinra.
I'd much rather the dumb than dull. I'd take a house mimic over a humanoid orc, or generic wolf, or rat enemy any day.
