>"Life is... weird."
What the fuck seriously?
>"That's so Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain"
what did he mean by this
>Junpei: OK, so there's eleven of us here, there's like six doors, and we've got two days to escape?
>Token German Scientist: Nein, nein, nein! 9 persons, 9 hours, 9 doors!
Fucking seriously?
>"We thought we were fighting a monster, but in reality, we were the Wario: Master of Disguise"
Huh. What an engaging plot twist.
>This will all be over... Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
what the fuckthis actually happened
>"Mario Kart! Eight!!"
way to subtly tell a story Nintendont...
>>336544194
>Elma, you truly are the Xenoblade. Chronicles 'cross the universe will be told about your adventures.
>>336544228
[worried smooth Jazz playing in the distance]
>"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Can you say the same?"
Immersion breaking.
truly we live in an age of decadence
>>336543635
I don't remember Junpei saying this at all. Was this in FES or P3P?
>>336546340
It's a fake quote
>"Captain Quark.... We are Racket and Clark...
Jesus Christ.
>This really is the Last Round, isn't it?
>At this point I didn't know if I was Dead or Alive
>>336545789
She should have been the second main protag instead of that ugly stupid fucking cunt Chloe.
>>336548508
I know, anon
>>336544389
oh my
Really?
>It'sa over Mario, we finally saved the princess... We truly are Super Mario Bros™
Fucking seriously, Nintendo?
>>336548508
Max is ugly to m8
>>336550763
You have terrible taste.
>The Codex Astartes is a set of rules. They guide us... shape us as Ultramarines... teach us to hold duty and honor sacred above all. But how we live with those rules is the true test of a Warhammer® 40,000® Space Marine® .And youhave failed."
Seriously, Relic?
...I knew that this could only be a job for The Witcher. Two Assasins of Kings were hiding out somewhere, and I had to find them
this is getting fucking old
>>336550995
>messy ugly hair
>le so retro!
>flat chested
>>336551651
>Victoria idiots think their man-faced queen is hotshit
>>336550304
I don't see anything wrong with this
>>336543372
I'm pretty sure LiS is a tumblr game.
>The Traveler brought you back from dead to face your Destiny: The Taken King
>>336554160
>pretty sure
There isn't a single aspect of tumblr in it unless lesbians are tumblr to you.
>>336554609
Anything that isn't neocon /pol/cuck bullshit is "tumblr" this days.
>>336554609
They are a mental illness to me and tumblr users by and large have mental illnesses.
So yes, it's a tumblr game.
>Check choices
>47% of people sacrificed the bay for that bitch
That was not long after release, please tell me the percentages changed
>>336554773
tumblr is just full of porn
like
the loonies are a fringe group in comparison to the rest of tumblr
>>336554701
>>336554773
Meanwhile the /vg/ general supports /pol/
>>336554773
Nothing else needs to be said, it's a scientific fact that homosexuality is an illness and a sin against nature and God above all.
>>336551651
>Flat chested
>Bad
Found the cuckold.
>>336554904
>/vg/ is a bunch of circlejerks
>/pol/ is a single, giant circlejerk
Of course they go hand in hand.
>>336554160
>Best girl is a shy, white, Christian girl who slut shames
>OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT BLUE HAIR? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU'RE A FUCKING LIBERAL TUMBLR KEKOLD BRO
/pol/ and tumblr showing they have more in common yet again.
>>336554701
hello plebbit
>We are born of the blood
Seriously?!
>"We are...
>the Call Of Duty Infinite Warfare."
>>336555296
>Implying plebbit doesn't have a bunch of traffic on neonazicuck and neoconcuck subreddits as well
>>336554701
>neocon
Go on
>>336555434
>I'm irrationally scared of /pol/
>If we don't stop them so this night will truly be a Touhou Eiyashou ~ Imperishable Night (東方永夜抄 ~ Imperishable Night)
>>336543372
I am Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Blood Ravens. My chapter is in ruins, the sector is at war, its worlds under siege. Chaos spreads, consumes us all. Here, we will make our final stand. Here, there will be Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War 2 Retribution.
This is fucking pathetic Relic.
>>336555434
My 15yo little brother became like that too and every goddamn time he has the occasion he needs to annoy everyone with his /pol/ "facts". Coincidentally he has anger issues too.
>>336555537
>I'm irrationally scared of witnessing anonymous posters not agreeing or flat out criticizing my home board and political views, specially when I brought it up in the first place on a board pertaining a completely unrelated topic
>>336544194
I'm reading umineko right now and it's wonderful, is higurashi good too?
>>336555738
If you're going to quip, make it a lot fucking shorter. You just sound angry.
>>336555741
It's just as retarded
>>336555741
>reading Umineko before Higurashi
>Fiinaly I'm heere at Leeberty City to start my grand adventsure; Grand Theft Automobile four
I know he's European, but c'mon Rockstar.
>>336544194
Same thing is in Umineko too.
>>336554160
>Almost no gameplay
>Le so retro
>Hipsters
>Hair dye
>Art school
>Lesbians
>Old memes
>Puns
It's pretty Tumblr, not really SJW-tier, just Tumblr, lets say is moderate Tumblr.
>>336543372
Truly you are, a Viewtiful Joe, too!
>The truth I shall share, without sentiment. After the advent of Fire, the ancient Lords found the three souls. But your progenitor found a fourth, unique soul. The Dark Soul. Your ancestor claimed the Dark Soul, and waited for Fire to subside. And soon, the flames did fade, and only Dark remained. Thus began the age of men, the Age of Dark.
>>336544194
It makes sense in Japanese.
>>336556507
>moderate Tumblr.
No such thing
>>336556045
>fingerless gloves
>>336556717
I know it makes sense in Japanese, that's why I wrote the title since no one calls higurashi, "Higurashi: When They Cry"
this thread's retarded
>So PLAYER, before you challenge the champion, I must ask.... Are your Pokémon Red?
What the fuck Nintendo
>>336555913
I'm legitimately enjoying umineko but jesus the storytelling method is confusing. I know that's part of the point but there's like 7 layers of meta storytelling at a time
>>336554951
Well it is against the norm, so don't try to act like it's healthy and good for humanity, you degenerate fuck.
And the best thing is, faggots will never reproduce!
>It's...your Destiny
>UNF
>UNF
>UNF
>UNF
>UNF
For fuck's sake, Id...
>Hey Snake, have you heard about this game with Super Smashing Brothers in a brawl?
>Here Link take the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time™
Guess its ok when nintendo does it
>>336556880
I can't avoid thinking the black guy is posing offscreen and the bearded guy is his stand
If you actually played this game, you really should just go ahead and kill yourself
>I guess Life is Strange: Episode 5
>Thread turned into /pol/ vs Tumblr
What the fuck happened
>>336543372
>"I guess you could say, this truly is the Final Fiction XIII..."
>>336557773
Somebody said the game was Tumblr tier and another person said he was from /pol/ for saying the word Tumblr
>>336543372
>tfw you will never hug her
Why even live
>>336543372
This game is like 90% of what my sophomore year of college was like so I guess it's pretty accurate. It even references Cannibal Holocaust for fuck sake.
>>336558130
>>336558181
It's a masterpiece, since it is a chillingly realistic depiction of the modern youth.
>>336554701
>neocon
You're a retard, stop using words you don't understand
>>336558512
It was really good till the forced out end.yea, all those choices you made? Those are irrelevant and you either fucking kill your son Chloe or nuke Arcadia bay[./spoiler]
>>336558696
Fuck Chloe, to be honest.
The only ones I gave a shit about in that entire thing were Kate and Frank.
The tweest at the end was decent enough, I actually didn't see it coming.
>Gyahahaha! Aren't you happy? I gave you the chance to play the Ace Attorney!
10/10
>a game meant for angsty teenagers is mostly played by people above the age of 20
>>336558878
No, it's not.
It's nostalgiabait.
You're supposed to look at it and go "ohh it was kinda like that for me as well back then" and "shit this is exactly like college"
>>336558950
yeah okay bud
>>336558696
I would recommend never trusting a game that sells itself on making choices... They are always a lie.
>I am Max Payne
>Who do you think we're giving this Metal Gear, Solid? To Sons of Liberty?
ffs
>>336543372
>Look, maggot! This is not your castle and we are not a party of one! This is a warzone, and a Team Fortress too!
Oh Valve. You used to be so good at writing games. What happened?
>Your wings will burn in anguish, until you're Dark Souls II
I hate to be another ds2 shitposter but they butchered that intro dialogue so fucking hard
>Pokemon, gotta catch them all
Wtf I hate nintendo now
>>336558849
>giving a shit about Frank
Why the fuck?
>>336562317
dog
>>336543372
Whatever man, post more Max
>Snake, thats what they call Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain out now for the PS3, Xbox 360, PS4, Xbox One, and PC!
Fucking really Kojima?
>>336543372STOP WITH THE MEMSPOUTING YOU STUPID KRACKERS AND PLAY SOME GAMES
>>336554160
I had the same impression while playing it
see >>336556507 I agree with him
>>336563238
>moderate Tumblr
There's no such thing as a moderate tumblr. You either go full SJW or you don't
What piece of media did a title drop well?
