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Literally broken
>>336526569
>being bad
>>336526569
>I main a character :)
>its a bastion spraying down a chokepoint POTG
>>336526569
>I run up to Bastion as Reaper and die
>le play a character you don't want to play to maybe have a chance of killing it hehehe git gud xD
>>336526569
as a healslut, I love him.
>>336527414
read this you shitter
>>336527001
>>336527975
Who is this semen demon?
Just DVa, shield, walk up to him, and fuck his shit up.
>>336526569
Literally skillsGuaranteed ___ replies ___
>>336528143
some generic anime chick
Bastion was OP in alpha. But they removed his shield so now he's fine.
>>336526569
>Any sniper character
>Pharah
>Soldier 76
>Torbjorn
>Zenyatta discording and spamming M2
>Zenyatta discording then literally anyone else shooting
>>>>>Literally broken
I have no reaction image for how bad you are.
if anything i think either the ice climber or mexican grim reaper are op
>>336527001
roadhog is too fun to play anything else
maybe winston
>>336526569
switch character
>>336526569
>having fun the first few days spraying people down
>as my rank gets higher start to get insta killed by enemy team on site
i had a feeling this would happen
the shield and hammer robot dude is somewhat annoying but thats about it.
>every level is a tight hall way of chokepoints and no way to flank
>>336526569
>it's a switch to genji and press E to laugh episode
>mfw the edgy character is one of the best guys in the game
Suck it Eskimo fags, trying to freeze me just gets you a face of shotgun blasts.
>>336527414
>walking into this wall is getting me nowhere but I really fucking hate turning so ill just keep doing it
>>336528812
>no way to flank
heres your (you)
>>336526569
right now is about as bad as he's ever been and he was never even all that good in the 1st place. He is the textbook definition of noob stomper
>>336526569
>Not Mei
She's cute, but Goddamn she needs to calm down.
This game is kinda fun but I don't think that will last longer than a week or so
>>336528852
it ain't my fault I'm mentally masturbating every time she speaks
>>336526569
>its a bastion kills himself because of a genji deflect episode
>>336526569
>broken
lol xd
>>336528812
There's at least one flank in every level (except Hanamura). Yes, Volskaya Industries has a flank. It's on the left and it's a gap that only a few heroes can hop over. Off the top of my head Tracer, Pharah, and Genji can all hop the gap. Lucio might be able to wall-ride over it and Mercy can use Guardian Angel to follow someone else over.
tl;dr git gud, learn map secrets
>>336528852
>rarely been killed by edgefags
You guys are awful. At least play 76 for God's sake.
>>336528812
Fights are supposed to be in teams 90% of the time. Not to mention they have to give some advantage to defending teams,there are around 3 choke points per level the rest is corners , houses and whatnots.
Also, there are characters like Winston, Reaper, Pahara... ect (a lot of them) who have skills to skip the choke points and ''flank''.
So no,levels are not halls
>>336526569
You mean figuratively. I literally break Bastion when I chain grab him as Roadhog.
>>336526569
The blue box on Bastion's back is a weak spot. Hitting it does double damage. Also, just use defense matrix and charge at him with D.Va. He'll get rekt.
>it's another "entire team killed by neon genesis evangelion rocket lady" episode
how can you be bad at a game literally, figuratively and hypothetically for actual babies
>>336529328
how's that work? every time that happens i just get sprayed down because he's inevitably got another teammate nearby
i just wish the hook had a bit longer range so i could fuck with snipers more
>its a play support since no one else will and no one kills their Bastion game
I am joining the fun, fuck playing supports. Not fun EVER
>Experimenting with options
>Enable one of the colour-blind modes
I wasn't ready Doc
>>336529341
Listen to audio cues and stay alert. All ults make a distinct sound. D.Va ALWAYS says "NERF THIS!" when her ult activates. An exclamation point appears on your screen where her Mech Bomb is. You have plenty of time to get away. Just break line-of-sight with it until it explodes. Did I really have to explain this to you???
>>336529472
>ever playing a support without at least one other person you know
welcome to online games laddy
>>336529328
thisx1000
I just played against a bastion who was fucking us up with a reinhardt, switched to roadhog, flanked and flexed on their bastion and won because of it
>>336529418
I coordinate with a Reinhardt to flank and get close. If not available, I use my scrubby team as bait and catch Bastion off guard while he gets the PotG.
>>336529543
you misunderstand my reference here, i meant Pharah
>>336529203
If you say it, no one believes it. Sides, even if you're clearly not trying to damage control all the times you got rkt, it's not by your skill you end up going up against shitty OW THE EDGE.
>>336526569
>shadow mist behind him
>insta kill him
im death incarnate
>>336528557
how does torbjorn counter bastion
>>336529670
Same concept. When you hear JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE break your line of sight. Or pepper her with headshots.
Does Bastion turret do headshots? If it does, it shouldn't. Easy fix that lowers his DPS.
>>336529543
ok, how do you stop tracer from teleporting next to you bombing you and then recalling safely?
git gud
>>336529670
Oh, well yeah in that case it's a bit hard to stop her. You'll eventually learn when certain heroes are getting in a position to ult. A good Pharah will hover low near your team before she activates her ult. If a Reaper wraith forms straight into the middle of your team fucking run; he'll ult as soon as he exits wraith form.
>>336528186
what? bastion has the highest dps in the game and diva one of the lowest. you have zero chance of killing him unless you ult
>>336526569
>use genji
>use reflect
>bastion kills his team mates and himself
>>336529943
I'll admit that Tracer is a bit broken. Always has been. Her ult sticks to you if it hits you directly. Even if it doesn't, you barely have time to get away. The only thing you can do is try to keep tabs on her and focus her down before she can run in with her ult.
She needs a nerf badly.
how to fix the game
>halve bastion damage
>double zarya damage
>double diva damage
>nerf roadhog damage a bit
>buff zenyattas HP
done
>>336529971
Good luck doing that with a reinhardt up their ass.
>>336529993
Get close to him but not within his line of sight. Fly in and bump him, put up your defense matrix if he starts firing (if he doesn't save it for when he notices you nearby). Unload on his weak spot if you can. Either way you'll likely take him down. I've taken down two sentired bastions in a row with that method. The key is to fire when he's reloading and only use defense matrix when you need to block all his shots.
>le bastion has teammates i have none xD
>teleport behind him
>ghost around to dodge
>unsheath shotgun then sheathe it
>adjust skull mask
>"LOOKS LIKE I REAPED THE REWARDS"
>>336530215
>I'm bad at this game: The Post
>People DIE to Bastion
>>336530338
m8 you don't understand
his reload takes one second
it takes diva 5 seconds of point blank fire to kill bastion
he kills you in half a second
Can you turn on a hitsound in this game? How about damage numbers? These both would be really nice to have.
>>336530130
>>336529943
>grabbing an annoying ass tracer as roadhog
is there a better feeling?
>>336530215
>halve bastion damage
not necessary
>double zarya damage
are you fucking insane
>double dva damage
no
>nerf roadhog damage a bit
he could use a bit of toning down for sure
>buff zenyattas HP
definitely
>>336530442
you can't be bad at this shallow game
Bastions recon form is criminally underrated. You can switch to it instantly out of turret form with no delay instead of reloading, and the smg does almost as much damage as the minigun.
Careful roaming Bastion loses most of his counters due to not sitting in one place, and seriously that smg is amazing. It can burst down a Mcree faster then he can fan you, and if you're not diving into fights you can sustain yourself forever with your self heal.You can rocket jump in tank form
>>336529181
>a flank
>you can label them
>mfw
This is babies first everything all at once. Most the guns aim their self.
>>336529971
>9 out of 10 times the Bastion kills himself on Genji E, or do so much damage to themself that they're an easy Shift away from death.
>>336530531
You can't seriously tell me with a straight face Zarya isn't pathetically weak
even if you ult the whole enemy team you still won't kill a single person if your team isn't there to make use of your ult
>>336530685
Yet you evidently managed to
>>336530215
D'Va needs more damage but not too much
If you disabled her from being able to get headshot she would be fine. She is the squishiest tank, and deals the least amount of damage along with Winston. D'Va is fucking trash
>>336530498
Time your defense matrix better, duck and dodge until you're VERY close to him but blocking his line-of-sight. It's not easy. I've been in since closed beta and it takes time to perfect...but it can be done. Widowmaker / Hanzo can make short work of Bastion too. Good Tracers can pop behind a Bastion and hit the weak spot and ult him. Pharah's are good at plinking him from afar. Zenyatta can help make him super squishy with his debuff.
>>336528812
Yeah this. I don't get why Blizzard did this. The maps blow.
>>336530818
I just wish her shotgun spread was tighter...but that could end up too good.
>>336528249
>you will never marry d.va and make love to her no condor
>its a Reinhart and Bastion combo episode
>>336526569
A WEAPON
TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>>336530814
incredible, almost as if she's not a dps
>>336526569
Bastion is easy to deal with now that he lacks his shield. Mei is the OP one since she can easily freeze you. And the stun after you've been frozen lasts too fucking long, and it's almost impossible to miss with it. She needs to be taken down a notch since she can easily kill most characters in the game.
>>336530814
You could say the same about Reindhardt's ult, it's less about the damage and more about the lockdown.
>>336531141
>Mei out of nowhere
>Not playing Mccree so I can't instagib her
>Frozen by her spray
>Headshot with an ice spike
>Ded
I'm liking this game a lot, but Mei is not fun to play against.
>>336530215
>nerf roadhog damage a bit
you take that back nigger
You mad I have probably the best skin in the game.
>>336531141
Thats total bull and you know it. Her offense presence is literally nonexistent, which means your ult charges so much slower than others. And the stun is too short honestly. Alot of times they have near all of their health and they break out before she really gets a chance to kill them
>>336531093
what is she then?
she has no damage
she has no healing
she has no hp
her shield is so short with such a huge cooldown it might as well not exist
oh wait I know, she has a CC ult, yeah she's a support
>>336530498
Ignore that waifu player, D.va is shit. Use Genji or Tracer if you're good with either
>>336531416
WE WUZ CHIEFZ N SHIET
>>336530215
>halve bastion damage
no. just make his spray not as accurate at long range, and his turn radius max 270°. damage is fine but he should be getting countered more reliably with snipers and tracer.
>double zarya damage
git gud with shields
>double diva damage
including ult amarite? :^)
>nerf roadhog damage a bit
he's supposed to deal great damage at close range.
>buff zenyattas HP
he's perfectly balanced as it is, stats wise. buff up his mechanics though.
>>336531416
its gonna get wiped on release friendo, but at least you can pay to get it back or hope you get 10 coins from a loot box
>>336531093
Spot the Roadhog player, probably thinks his hook into one shot is doing his tankly duty of protecting the team
>>336531680
>and his turn radius max 270°
this. People complain he was worse before when he had his frontal shield but you could also reliably kill him if you flanked him, now he can do an immediate 180 and mow down any squishy flanker
>Hey shpuld we make it possible for Winston to deal damage to enemies?
>Nah fuck it
>>336531772
I know that but knowing I got it is good enough for me and my friend also got the gundam one too at the same time.
>>336530215
All Bastion needs is greater fall off damage at long range.
>>336531428
>and the stun is too short honestly
No, no it's fucking not. Overwatch is a "fast-paced" fps, being frozen solid is an instant death. Mei is not the type of hero that takes people on solo, she's extremely strong with her team close by. Take hanamura for example, defending point A. There's only one small door most of the team can get through, she can easily freeze your entire team by just camping by that door, setting it up for her team to easily kill all of you. Mei is not an offensive hero, if you play her offensive you play her wrong. Mei is the type of hero that can pretty much single-handedly make it almost impossible for your team to get through a choke-point. Her stun is certainly not too short since it's extremely easy to slow and stun people, you don't even have to aim properly since it's a spray attack.
>>336531416
Tfw i get Jackal but it will be gone
>>336528812
Hanamura and Volskya and the Hollywood first points have this problem. They have one main entrance area and one tiny choke point flank that's not even that far from the major entrance. Makes it pretty annoying when you have a good team that puts heat on those entrances.
>>336532040
>tfw I got anubis in my first loot box
>Mariachi 3 levels later
>>336531428
Get better at playing Mei dude
>>336529031
I need more intensive. More champions to keep it fresh and worth coming back to. new maps every now and then. or make loot packs given more often. I'm loving it but it won't last like Halo 3 did.
But then again what DID make Halo 3 keep me playing it for years? strong community?
This game's tickrate is so fucking bad.
>>336529219
>>336529181
>>336528894
These are shills
>>336532060
>>336530882
These are actual objective fans
>>336528812
Is correct, the maps are dick.Don't get me started on how stupid character swapping is
>>336531416
>This was in one of my first loot drops
>Persuaded me to play more Reinhardt
Been having a blast with him. Gonna be real sad when the 9th rolls around
>>336530516
Hit sounds are already on, albeit a bit softer.
>>336526569
He's ridiculous. On a defense map, the team need only pick 2 bastions and the point is literally unassailable in a pub game.
>he ACTUALLY thinks D.va is bad
>being braindead
I keep running at him and he keeps killing me! OP!
>it's a Reinhardt does 4 kills with his auto-attacks but Hanzo gets the play of the game for pressing Q episode
>>336531428
You don't know how to play as Mei, an average to good Mei can easily shut down an entire team.
>>336532215
Damn. I saw somebody with that skin and thought it was the coolest shit. I hope I manage to get it when the game actually drops.
>>336532285
i just won a match as 5 D.VAs and 1 Mercy
shit is hype, yo
>>336532285
I want my D in her Va.
>>336531416
I got imp mercy, I fucking love it. It even changes her ult voiceclip to"heroes never die...for a price".
>>336531962
When I saw the trailers for overwatch, I was like fuck yeah imma play Winston
and now I find that hes the worst character in the game, Im so mad. They better fix him before full release.
>>336528249
dat camel toe
>>336527117
>get an invite from my friend, end up playing all day
>complete shit so I do best with bastion
>have a really good game with him, backstabbing the shit out of the other team and spraying down 2-3 people as they advance on at least 4 occasions during the match
>get play of the game
>excited to see which ambush was ranked the best
>it's just me camping on the point and spraying like a jackass, killing 2 people because torbjörn's turret gives a ridiculous amount of points and he decided to drop one out in the open
>>336532320
>It's a hanzo shoots two people and gets potg episode
>tfw Hanzo is my main and the one I absolutley rek shit with
>haven't gotten a single skin for him
>I have gotten several epic and legendary skins for characters I never play as.
Damn
>>336532325
>above average mei starts wrecking team
>edgefaggot my way into a corner, hide there and shotgun her ass
>confidence gone from the entire game
Edgefaggot somehow became the best character.
>tfw I got play of the game as Hanzo for killing Mcree with my sonar arrow from the other side of the map.
>>336532320
>>336532630
>its a Bastion POTG
>>336532749
>he just holds left click with minimal mouse movement
>three kills
bastion is seriously a fucking piece of shit when hes sitting comfy in the numbani or japan maps at final stage
>It's a "your teammates would rather play deathmatch and get kills instead of going for the objective" episode
How to fix Lucio
>make him asian
>make him play eurobeat
>>336530809
>spraying down the enemy team like a motherfucker at a choke
>genji rounds the corner in front of them
Man, what an annoying guy.
>>336532749
Play of the game was such a cool idea that ended up being so boring. Half the time you get something that isn't all that interesting and the other half is Bastion shooting down a hallway or Torj just standing around.
>Play Genj
>Holy fuck this character is so awesome
>What can the others do.
>Oh.
>Nothing cool.
I'm winning, but I'm not having fun.
>>336532843
bastion is always a piece of shit
having him on defense in that japan map is a guaranteed win with that terribly designed map with one entrance
>>336529943
You don't. I'm not sure anyone has the dps to stop that on reaction.
>>336526569
>what is junkrat
People rag on junkrat for being an easy spam character, but the fact is he just shuts down a lot of players that like to poke around corners (hanzo) or set up shop (bastion and torb). Fucking play him.
>>336531928
>hook into one-shot
maybe if you're playing some shitty character like tracer or genji, most medium health characters can easily escape if the team isn't around
>>336532918
Lucio doesn't need to be fixed
He's fine how he is
>>336532975
Literally all they need to do to make POTGs better are:
1. Filter out ult clips
2. Filter out camp champs (Bastion, Torb, Symmetra)
And wow, you have 100% more entertaining potgs.
When does the game get fun?
>>336533061
road hog
>>336526569
Literally unplayable.
>>336533269
When you play heroes that aren't on the offensive tier
>>336533269
when you get friends
>>336532918
>make him a korean girl
>give her large thighs and a china dress or similiar
fix'd
>>336533386
But I'm winning. Why would I play anyone else?
>own team is on the offensive for the escort mission
>entire opposing, defending team is Bastion
>Four Widows on the attacking team
>>336533269
>it's a "only play offense" player
I bet you never even stand on the objective you cunt.
>it's a Hanzo/Reaper/Bastion POTG
Fucking worthless
>It's an ultimate potg
Trash
>bait genjis to defend
>go to town on them because every Genji loses their aim once they panic no matter their skill level
Explain something to me. Is D.Va SUPPOSED to do absolutely no damage at all?
>>336533256
>filter out ult clips
I see where you're coming from, but I feel that'd sort of ruin it. Id be pretty upset if I got a hexakill as someone like Pharah but it didn't show up because I used my ult, and instead POTG is Hanzo shooting two dudes because he didn't ult.
>>336533514
Of course not, I'm too busy keeping the rest of my chucklefuck team out of the line of fire. An entire team will focus on Genji, getting them shot in the back.
>>336533645
It's in the tank category, not to mention you have to be close with her
>>336533645
You have to be point blank in their face. D.va is more about boosting in and taking out high priority targets because you have the armor to do it. Ult is really good for clearing objectives too.
>>336533645
Only use I've seen so far is chasing down the squishier guys and whacking them with the jet charge damage and a quick melee follow up.
Doesn't seem very good, there are a lot of heroes that can go to town on the squishier part of the cast when they get isolated from their team.
>Actually get POTG for knocking 3 people off Ilios with Lucio
I'll never see that again
>>336533645
Yes. The best part about her is using her ult to fuck up a team that is really dug in on the objective.
How do I into Robuddha? I love healers that can still put up a fight.
>first game
>load up map
>african music plays
literally uninstalled, no thank you.
>double rein on route 66
>we both suicide charge most of the opposition to their deaths at the cliffs edge
Otherbro, if you're out there, thank you for that moment.
>>336534019
Hide behind Reinhart because you have no health.
>>336534170
>not turning the music all the way down as soon as you get into a game
what's wrong with you you mong
>>336534321
kek
That happened to me last matchon Xbone
Actual skill required tier:
>hanzo
>junkrat
>lucio
Point and click adventure tier:
>widowmaker
>bastion
>kekbjorn
>Bastion is bad meme
Liferally just avoid Genji, be wary of Sephra and Junkrat, laugh at everything else. Sent2win.
>>336534347
this
once you've heard every bit of music the game has, mute it and put on your own personal music playlist
i thought everyone did this, with every game.
>>336534432
>Actual skill
>Hanzo
You best be joking nigger.
>>336533894
Played a few games, so far everyone has been able to outdamage me 1 on 1, and I have three times as much health.
how the hell do I turn off the fucking tips
>mfw Bundeswehr Reinhardt will be censored in germany
CAN'T HAVE NATIONALISM IN VIDEOGAMES GUYS
>>336534432
With Junkrat you can shoot across the map and two-shot groups of people. Pharah too.
>>336526569
I main Reinhardt and Phara.
Phara rocket launcher remind me of quake.
>>336534019
Get extra health from a symetra
Then discord orb people and get headshots.
How to fix OverWatch:
Reaper: One second less second on teleport animation
Bastion: 35% firing speed reduction, as a trade he can move as a turret slightly slower than his ult speed but he can't fire while moving.
Mei: Health is now 200, icicle takes 50 ammo instead of 25.
Widow: 3 second charge time for max damage
D.Va: Ramming an enemy in flight mode does 75 damage, has the ability to switch from shotgun to machine gun but has extra gun switch time.
Winston: 10% more gun damage, you can make jump trajectory's shorter by pressing "s" for shorter hops.
Zarya: Ally shields last longer, personal shields charge damage 20% more.
Zenyana: Something to do with movement or something. I dunno, it just feel like him just floating there is wack considering the other two healers have actual movement abilities. Plus less slowdown on charging orbs. Plus a larger eye to compete with Lucio's ult.
Symmetra:Moved to defensive heroes because really that is what she is
>>336534019
Drop the heal ball on whoever seems competent.
Pop out, and put discord on someone, then keep popping out when your alt fire is charged and try to kill them, repeat. when they die/run away
Only use rapid fire when behind a teammate or when trying to kill runners
Whenever you're in danger or your team gets some balls/gets in trouble then you ult
What I want to know is why the goddamn shit is every character in this game SO FUCKING SLOW JESUS CHRIST
The respawn times are 5 seconds but it takes two minutes to get to the fucking fight!
>>336534919
>I main
>""""maining""""" in a game with literally no depth
Helloooooooo Reddddit!
>>336534493
>Actually use recon mode
>Enemy can't pin me down because I'm constantly on the move
>Blap flankers with the smg because it shits damage
>Because I'm actually moving around I occasionally get flanks on the enemy team which usually results in most of them dying
People calling others bad for dying against Bastion, then use examples of them killing bad Bastions is painfully ironic.
>>336535016
It just mean I mainly play those characters you pretentious dumbfuck
>>336534432
>hanzo
>junkrat
>lucio
>skill required
You can't be serious
>>336534493
Everyone is saying he's OP
What alt universe did you stumble in from
>>336535203
To be fair Hanzo takes some skill aside from his ultimate.
>>336535203
Hanzo takes decent aim
>>336534432
>Junkrat
>Hit shift, hit left click
>Lucio
>Stand behind cover near as many allies as possible, hit E when people get hurt
>potg is dva killing a handful of people with her pistol
>>336535016
hello buzzword faggot
>not using D-Dog
>>336535032
>escort/defend match
>cheese around corners sentrying everyone
>make Genji whif his defenses
>Run up to and ult in front of Pharah, Rein, Medic and Mei
>*HONK HONK* get out the way
>Sole survivor Rein gets gunned down by a medic as he tries to get away from me machinegunning him
>POTG with basically an RC Car.
I fucking love Bastion.
>shilling on /v/ instead of playing the game
Get outta here you autists. play your game you've been waiting months for
>>336535495
Her and Mercy's pistols actually hurt quite a bit. Reapers need to learn to get in close or run away, I'll easily outdamage them at a fair distance.
>>336535382
Decent being the key word, it doesn't take exceptional skill to be good with him. None of the character in this game take a lot of skill to use anyway, it's super casual.
So Widowmaker is going to get a Nerf for sure, right?
Her charge time is way too fast.
>>336532457
>Winston is the worst character in the game
nigga
what
>>336533269
>he plays reaper
you are a fucking fag, sorry
>>336531416
>got the anubis skin
>its going to get wiped
JUST
Who /discovered Zarya/ here?
>mfw shield when Junkrat's tire comes to hit me
>mfw shield on people about to get pinned by Reinhardt
>mfw shield when Tracer sticky bombs me
>mfw shield during Mei's ult and walking out of it
>mfw shield during Hanzo's ult and walking through it
>mfw shield on anyone who gets hooked by Roadhog
>mfw shield during Reapers ult and telling him to fuck off
>mfw shielding Pharah when she gets targeted during her ult
>mfw shielding Mercys and Lucios long enough for them to pop their ults
>mfw braindead Bastions hold LB on me and give me free maxed charge
>mfw maxed charge turns your weapon into a death beam
>mfw everything that wombo combos with her ult
But yo she has pink hair that attracts SJWs who aren't even playing the game so shes shit.
>>336535010
so they can have the boring ass engineer that's 200% mandatory in every game ever because of his teleporter if you want to have even the slightest chance of winning
>>336535624
Watching Mercy fuck somebody up is always funny.
>>336534972
>buffing reaper
stop.
>>336535817
Fucking Edgefag to you, kiddo. *teleports to the best character position even though edge*
>>336526569
>Literally all tooltips for countering Bastion is to flank him
>Players light up like Xmas trees when in sight
>No stealth characters
>Can rotate 360 degrees
>Can just sit in a corner
Yeah balanced
>>336531962
>a deathtip of wiston is literally "dont let winston distract you from more dangerous enemies"
Love playing roadhog but hate his ult, it makes you just such a squishy slow moving target with no ability to heal yourself or stun. Also damage for that thing drops off so fast.
>>336535849
Zarya would be my favorite if her charge went up just a little faster. It sucks building up the momentum and then being shut down by an ult or getting bastioned with shield on cooldown.
>>336532172
>shills are people who disagree with me
neck yourself
>>336528557
>Not mentioning genji
>Press E and bastion kills himself.
>>336535950
>can rotate 360
this is what bothers me the most. His weakness is supposed to be that he has a critical point in the back but he can turn instantly
>>336526569
Stick a Reinhardt in front of him and he's literally impossible to kill.
>>336532172
>Retard who hates character swapping doesn't understand how to play the game
Big shock.
Can you make a private server just to dick around with the maps? Now that I found out I've been playing Lucio wrong, I want to practice wallriding on real maps instead of the training ground. And I still don't know the maps for shit except for the 3 that were in the stress test so that would help for that too.
>>336532172
>Don't get me started on how stupid character swapping is
>go into a game hardcountered by the enemy
>UH YOU DONT GET TO SWITCH
>>336535495
>be me
>playing Dva on volskaya, attacking the first point
>flanking to the left with flight, attacking point from behind ennemy team
>dueling and killing mccree there
>tracer arrives, finishes off my mecha, still manage to kill her as naked Dva
>roadhog arrives, dodge his hook and kill him (he was already half life though)
>my team finally makes it to the point, we capture it
>fast forward POTG
>hanzo
>used ult, killed two people.
>>336536043
You're not getting charge because you're not popping shield on people who get bombarded by insane damage and instead popping shield on shitty chip damage, it builds just fine.
>mfw shielding and blowing yourself up with grenade lobs also charges you
Why play Hanzo when he sucks ass in close range fights? Widow also has no travel time on her shots while Hanzo does. Widow also has no drop on her shots.
Outside of the ultimate, why bother playing Hanzo over Widow?
I fucking hate this game because i want to like it but it's not fun at all
>>336536334
Cause the ult is the most braindead thing in the game and attracts the most retards
>>336536334
The ult.
Roadhog is so good, lads.
>Playing Hanzo for the first time.
>Doing that control point map where its just a wicker house.
>Only one defending point, everyone else is dead.
>99% deadlocked on both side.
>Shoot the sonic arrow, see the entire team coming.
>Try to kill the Mercy first.
>She runs after getting hit.
>See the Genji deflect, shoot scatter arrow and take out the Tracer with him.
>Monkey trouble puts up his barrier.
>Move in and shoot his face twice to kill him.
>Pharah uses her Q.
>JU-
>Shoot her in the vagina.
>QUINTUPLE KILL.
>Mercy pops her ultimate.
>Mashing my Q like the fist of the north star.
>RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
>TEAM KILL
>Die at the same time.
>We lost.
>Play of the game was the Mercy's rez which showed me getting a team kill.
COME. ON.
>get genji
>press e, watch bastion evaporate half of his team then himself.
>profit
>>336536334
Muh cool dragon ult
>it's a your team picks double widows on Offense Egypt episode
>>336536654
>tfw your team won with 2 Torbjorn on offense
>it's a 5 man tracer group
I wish I had 5 friends who would play this with me so I can have some actual teammates.
>>336536334
it's not as satisfying as huntsman, but I do like bows
Can we post them? I want to see all the Bastion mains.
>>336535849
She's super satisfying on so many levels. She's got:
>Quake Lightning Gun, which feels great to burn people down with
>alt-fire nades, which feel great to direct-hit with
>Bubble shields which feel great to parry big damage with
>Black Hole, which feels great to make multi-kills with
I still hate her hair though. I wish all her default costumes' alt colors gave different hair as well. Nevertheless, she's who I least expected to love, but I love using her all the same.Am I the only one who does Enigma's hand motions when your Black Hole makes the highlight reel?
>be pharah
>entire enemy team bunched together trying to rush the cart on Hollywood
>launch missiles
>everyone dies
>think I get the play of the game
>play of the game: Bastion
>apparently the fucker spayed the enemy team at the same time I bombed them so he cucked me for all those fucking kills
>lose the vote at the end by one to that basion
>>336527414
>Its bad for a class based game to have a system of counters
Thats literally how classes work.
>>336536717
I had a game against 6 reapers.
Does this game have a 2fort 32 player instant respawn no time limit? Then it's fucking garbage.
>>336528812
The map design is shit, this is coming from somebody who makes TF2 maps for fun.
Every route to a cap should have three alternate routes, it's fine if one is cut off from some classes, but generally there needs to be a way around any enemy ambush, assuming they're locking it down.
Take Gorge for example, you have the giant chokepoint in front, plus the right to go around and if you go right, then up the stairs and left, you can go left and into a nice secluded spot of the map.
The Japanese temple map has a fucking massive wall with a door that you need to push through to advance. The Russian factory map has the same problem, although you can go left if you can fly, but for everyone else, git fukt. On Hollywood you have two routes in, both generally close to each other, with some variety here and there. Hollywood is in my opinion the best Control Point / Payload map, mainly due to the routes you can take. Even watchpoint gerblefucker just has two routes, one on top of the other.
Oh yeah and they're small as shit, but large enough to make walking take forever.
>Buy overwatch thing on homescreen even though I already bought it
>mfw
>>336536763
Sometimes to beat cancer, you gotta be cancer.
>>336536778
>Am I the only one who does Enigma's hand motions when your Black Hole makes the highlight reel?
I don't even know what it's actually called so I always called it black hole while playing her.
>I'M GOING FOR THE TOBLERONE
>>336531416
>Pharah looks so much better than the rest of the female cast that she doesn't even look like she's designed by the same group of people
>gets the least amount of fanart
>bust my ass off with over 6k healing and 10 defensive takedowns with Mercy
>pull off a 3 takedown rez
>get no commendations
>instead they give them all to the fucking Reaperfag
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>336530215
>>336530814
>>336531448
Saying Zarya has no damage is the fastest way to out yourself as a shitter (along with crying about Bastion).
Zarya has the best damage out of all the tanks as long as you use your shields properly (and it's fucking easy to use them).
>>336536712
>Its a your entire team goes Torbjorn and one Rienhardt and puts all the turrets on top of the payload episode.
>download game
>first 20 or so matches are amazing
>team coordination
>a few losses but feel like we got stomped by a better team
>play the next day
>no one coordinaites
>fucking hanzos and and widowmakers on our team when its attacking or reapers and tracers with its defending
>lose way more often to the point it doesnt feel like the opposing team was so much better, just people on my team are trying to get their epic montages made and ignore the rest of the game entirely
apart from that though, I like it but wish some things would get changed. Like being able to open loot boxes while waiting for next game to start instead of having to leave back to the lobby andbeing able to spend the coins you get to gamble on more loot boxes instead of just the items directly
Too bad the game's not on Steam. Blizzard are really shooting themselves in the foot.
>Roadhog
>600HP
>Turn around a corner
>Stunned
>Instantly dead
McCree is too good at close range, they need to fix the burst bullet damage.
>killing people as D'va
>killing people as Zero Suit D'va
>>336530814
but thats wrong
she's even under tank you spastic
Why did they decide to make McCree's Q so fucking useless? Everyone on the map hears you, you shine like the sun, takes forever to lock on and seemingly half the heroes have ways to dodge or block it without even thinking. It's easier to get a triple or quad with his base abilities than it is his Q.
>Play tank
>Team doesn't follow up when I go in
>>336535950
The outlines are stupid as fuck, they should've just limited the heroes to one per team (as in Tracer on one team or the other) or given them color coded uniforms or something. It completely defeats the purpose of a sniper and trying to be sneaky and undetected if you just fucking light up when you show up briefly on someone's screen from across the map
>>336537352
>Every time I play Reinhardt
>>336530215
No no it's
>Extend Zahra's shield by double on self, quad on teammates
>Increase Zahra's damage at 100%, but have it take longer to get there.
>Have Zahra's gernade ball have a larger splash.
>Have Bastion have a spin up timer on shooting, lower DPS
>Have Roadhog's hook do no damage by itself
>Have Roadhog's RMB do a more accurate shot with same distance, meaning with skilled shots you can pump an entire shotgun round into an enemy at a little range, have damage falloff be a bit steeper.
>Make his drinking animation leave him more vulnerable.
>>336537298
>you killed more people as ZSD than in her mech
>>336536763
>>336537008
I'm bad at games.
https://youtu.be/dZyyCpKeZKw
>>336537265
>nerfing the assassin who's good at his job
So is Reinhardt some kind of fantasy chuuni?
>>336537008
If your most played is a support, you can be a faggot Bastion all day long for all I care. Nothing makes me happier than getting into a game and someone locking in Mercy so I don't have to play Lucio.
>>336537403
>Drinking animation make him more vulnerable
He's already immobile, do you want him to take more damage while he's healing? That's fucking stupid.
>It's a "all heals are fucking useless other than Mercy" episode
>It's a "fucktard insists on playing zenyatta anyway" episode
I know this game is meant for casual fun but I don't like knowing I'm going to lose before the match even starts.
