PVP preferred
get in here
>>336517569
huh is that how you can easily target without locking from afar? use the scope first?
thanks for another pointless souls thread
there weren't enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UWySVONjRY
>>336518113
wtf is this
a joke right
>>336518397
no
his mom interrupted him during a fight and he missed a parry
this is the aftermath
>>336518397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T198rMCG18
>you got stabbed in yo chest!
>>336518397
It uses audio from a stream from spcspaderpg a couple years back where his mom gets angry at him for swearing at Dark Souls and he hits her
He's also a fucking weaboo
>>336518397
get off it dude
>>336518649
no its not you fucking moron
thats /dsg/ taking the piss out of jblackmel
this is the video you were on about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdfG1ezM87E
>>336518113
.......jesus christ the fuck is wrong with people
I'm so good
>>336518113
reminds me of a Christmas Story
>>336518626
Omg that was amazing
>>336519205
>"well he probably heard it from his father"
always cracked me up
>>336518804
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdfG1ezM87E
Remember kids, this is what happens when you take Souls PVP too seriously.
>>336518830
fucking newfags
>>336519354
i dont watch people play games, i rather play it myself. Apologies for not keeping up with all this shit that you've dedicated your life to.
Can you infuse a weapon that's already upgraded to 10+?
>>336519448
Yes
>>336519519
It's not letting me for some reason
So nobody's posting webms ?
>>336519435
I never watched jblackmel either, but he was the main source of /dsg/'s laughs since it's conception.
Be less of a fucking newfag.
>>336518113
>>336518113
was this meant to be funny
>>336519580
Some weapon can't be infused.
>>336519580
What weapon ?
>>336519616
k
>>336519608
no
fuck off to /dsg/ if you want souls webms
no need for yet another fucking souls thread here
>>336519625
You have to understand the context, which you don't because you're new.
>>336519608
BUILD
>>336519580
maybe because you don't have the necessary souls, or gems, or the right ember, or some other really simple reason that you're not thinking of
>>336519728
Christ you are embarrassing.
>>336519728
Wew lad. I don't know why, but I have absolutely no desire to listen to you
sorry about the quality
>>336519767
40/40 str/dex quality build, 27 vig and 15 in faith for basic spells
>>336519896
because he's a sperg
just post weebums
>>336519912
man i never realized how shit dark souls looked
>>336519981
>27 vig
>>336519982
>sperg
>basically a general thread
>this is the reason /vg/ was created
>>336520040
but it has always looked like shit dude
At your command
SIMPLY
F*****
EPIC
>>336520040
That's because his webm, while funny, looks like shit
>>336520043
Is something wrong with that ? I like to have plenty of health
>>336520157
>27 vig
>Plenty of health
Enjoy dying in 3 hits of my greatsword
>>336520229
>wasting points in VIG past 27
Let me guess, you level STR or DEX past 40 too?
>>336520229
You realize that's the softcap, right?
>>336518804
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdfG1ezM87E
This is everyone ITT.
>>336520339
27 vig is like ~1k health when embered and like 700ish when not, you'd die in two or three swings nigga
>>336520339
>>336520407
Your point? I'll enjoy my ~1.6k embered hp while you enjoy your 1k
And no, I don't
>>336518649
>>336518804
>he never actually hits her
BORING
>>336520521
she hits him
he made a fucking pathetic as fuck apology video with his mom in it
>>336520428
What are you, the Barnefag of Dark Souls?
>>336520407
Wasn't the softcap 26 though?
>>336520628
So that wasn't fake?
>>336520457
>>336520496
Are you both retarded?
27 is 1k unembered, 1.3 embered.
Did you seriously dump 13+ levels for like, 300 HP?
>>336520674
not the one where the kids calls his mom a stupid fucking idiot
that's real
the earlier vids were made by people in /dsg/
>>336520040
you should see dark souls 2
>>336520157
WILDCARD BITCHES
>>336520286
absolutely embarrassing for him
>>336520736
And what else am I gonna dump them in friend?Vit?Dex?
>>336520985
>not ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA.webm
>>336521059
>not It'streasonthen.webm
>>336520985
>not "it's treason, then..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO8fvoyOvTQ&list=FLDWNpgFygVunHiid4FR6yZg&index=9
>>336521059
>jojo fag being a fucking moron again
>>336521118
>Not /tg/skelecopters.png
>>336520943
Well, what sort of build are you doing?
>>336521140
it took me a moment to realise this was kirk, any idea why he bugged out like that?
>>336521359
Lag.
>>336521328
Pure STR
40 vig, 40 end, no vit, 35 smth strength, 18 dex
probably doesn't match up entirely but there you go
>>336520157
obviously planned gank squad.
>Ever teaming with a grape
>>336521436
>Only 35 STR
>>336521496
Post your vig so I can laugh at it
>>336521436
why would you need that much endurance?
>>336521436
>Pure STR
>Not even 40 meaning you can't use a large amount of the best STR weapons
>All those levels wasted in VIG and END
Kill yourself senpai
What SL should I aim for playing Dark Souls now?
>>336521643
He probably thinks that the levelling is the same as DaS and is trying to make a giantdad build.
>>336519896
>heh nothin personal....kid
>>336521663
>not leveling every skill to the same number
>>336521863
>being a retard because muh same numbers
lmao
>>336517569
why does it look like Demon's Souls graphics still?
is there any more suffering than being a sorcerer in this game
crystal infusion hurts you compared to raw
early game spells do jack shit
I'm level 30 doing cathedral of the deep and I'm not even a glass cannon, just a glass ball waiting to be smashed.
tl;dr who in their right mind would do anything other than a melee build in this game
>>336521643
Having a lot of endurance is good, to catch your enemies by surprise
>>336521663
I only use the BKS
>>336521752
Retard
>>336517569
How come so many NPCs end convos with a 15 second long tryhard edgy laugh? Like even when it makes absolutely no sense. "Be sure to bring me more souls...HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHEHEHEYUEHDUDUH"
I love this game but that faggot shit triggers me to no end for some reason.
>>336518804
>listens to metal
>reacts like this
not even a tiny bit surprised
>>336521967
being a faith caster pretty much
at least the heals are good for PvE exploring
>>336522036
okay.
>>336521943
its literally the most mathematically logical build
>>336521967
GHSA is the only spell you'll need.
>>336522036
oi! mind your mannas
>>336520286
They brought back spell parries?
>>336522178
>tfw you can't tame them
>tfw no doggodile guards
>>336522239
There are two shields that can spell parry
>>336522178
wtf is it doing
>>336522178
Is it praying?
>>336518991
Why would you pour an entire gallon of chocolate milk out?
Why would you buy an entire gallon of premade chocolate milk?
Why would you record yourself doing it?
Why would you upload it to the internet?
Why would you post it on an image board about videogames in a thread about video games?
Watching this makes me feel like I am going to have a fucking mental breakdown.
What's better: Crystal infusion or Crystal Magic Weapon on a Sharp/Raw infused weapon?
>>336522178
never seen that before
wow I feel bad for him now
>>336522308
praying it looks like
>>336518991
MODS MODS
>>336521967
miracles/pyro/sorcs shit is all late game stuff apparently. The stats only start speeding increase by large margins/scaling past 40 or 50 points, otherwise its just minimal increments. Early on its mostly for utilities such as healing.
>>336522279
Neat, wonder why powerstance got axed, it was pretty well liked
>>336522178
>>336522036
>It is only human to sin... KEHEHEHEHEHEHEEH!!!
You telling me you don't like hearing that?
>>336522349
It probably went bad. Premade chocolate milk is easier to deal with than making your own. To upset spergs like you. That video is years old.
>>336522482
i miss the powerstance with two shields that linked together.
>>336517569
What's the pope set called?
>>336517569
Best Das3 vid yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq7Xevr0Wxc
>>336522036
h3h3 is such epic comedy i laugh every vid when he coughs
>>336522036
Because pretty much everyone in the series is fucking insane. Have you ever played the games, have you seen what the worlds are like?
>oh dis so dum an edgy and faggot shit why dis creepy old lady laughing sinisterly when she asks me to kill things to give her souls???? makes no sense
that's you
>>336522619
Its not a "pope" set, anon. Its the "Deacon of the Dew" set.
>>336522619
I forgot but I think you get it by returning to the deacons bonfire after dedding them.
>>336522553
I lost my shit when i was watching my friend play DaS for the first time and freaked the fuck out when Oswald scared him with that open arm stance in the tower. He ended up attacking him because of that
>>336522365
always, as a rule of thumb, temporary spell buffs trump permament infusions for their duration.
>>336522676
aha i love memes
>>336521359
He ascended.
>>336522178
What did you do to that doggo?!
>>336522694
I have to agree, dark souls 3 has quite a few characters that could just be parody of someone from dark souls, a lot of the dialog is exactly how he described.
In fact none of the NPCs really stand out to me except yuria and the pyromancer.
>>336522694
Yeah I have. I'm killing undead zombies and other inhuman shitstains, many of whom I can easily dispose of in a few hits. Killing in DaS world is about as standard as breathing so I don't see why she'd find it funny. She doesn't find it funny when I try to kill her. Now that's humor.
>>336518991
>>336522178
>It starts praying
What other enemies do this?
>>336522036
holy shit h3h3 went full normie shit tier after it became popular
>>336522565
Pre-made anything is easier to deal with than making your own. That's hardly a good fuckin' reason. It doesn't make that shit any less disgusting.
Out of the two of us, the one who likes pre-made gallon chocolate milk is statistically far more likely to be the sperg.
>>336519354
Okay I'm not that guy and I don't care about these threads, its vidya gaems and its new big surprise its fucking everywhere.
That video has 20,000 views. I have taken shits with greater spectation. It is perfectly reasonabloe to be unaware of this. In short: Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You. Child.
>>336523225
is this autism
>>336522676
I never understood all this Shrek in DS shit. Hadn't Shrek been out for years before DS launched?
>>336523342
No, come back in a few years.
>>336520286
did he think he was invisible?
>>336523225
this post is cringeworthy
>>336523621
reeks of reddit
>>336522178
>still hasnt said how he triggered this
>>336523416
Must not have used Hidden Body in PvP before.
>>336523657
agreed
>>336523216
I never said I liked premade chocolate milk. You're just a sperg who doesn't understand that people have different tastes and some prefer the convenience of something being premade. You're the one kicking up a fuss and sperging out because someone poured out a gallon of chocolate milk into a sink.
>>336523685
I'd imagine low health.
>>336523225
>Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You. Child.
So is your favorite site reddit, or facebook? Are you still in highschool? Just curious, no real reason I think any of these would be plausible.
>get invaded at silver knight archers by rapier shitord
>does nothing but r1 spam and taunts when he wins like it took skill
FUCK YOU ASSFUCK
>>336523685
You smack it in the nose and don't do the special animation kill once it staggers. I think.
>>336523685
It needs to survive a visceral, then that animation happens.
>>336523887
does it recover after that? reminds me of amelia's healing prayer
>>336523887
More bullying.
>>336523887
That's heartbreaking
>>336523887
Who do you think it is praying to?
>>336524025
;___; that is sad af
>>336524062
Aldrich probably.
>>336524016
It doesn't, it'll stay like that until you put it out of its misery.
>>336520040
the environments all look lackluster but character models and some enemies look incredibly good. Besides cloth physics DaS3 and Bloodborne weren't such a huge improvements over DaS1
>>336524112
...jesus christ. fucking bravo, From, for this bit of detail.
Does it whimper? i visceraled once but it killed it, so i never saw it do this.
>>336524112
God, that's even sadder. What even are those things?
>>336524107
Pontiff maybe?
Aren't the big beasts supposed to be Pontiff's knights gone mad from the rings he gave them?Is Pontiff Sulyvahn Soulsborne's biggest asshole?
>>336523868
Learn to parry, tardfuck. Only absolute shitters use rapiers and all they will do is spam R1 which makes it ridiculously easy to parry them.
>>336524218
Your past lovers turned into crocodog demons.
>>336524240
>Not believing in based Sulyvahn
>>336517569
I have a shit ton.
This is from our FFA FCs.
>>336524321
Dumb Runeposter.
>>336523887
>>336524025
Old Demon King does something similar when he is about to die.
>>336523887
I'm actually crying right now
>>336524208
You can just hear it breathing hard, if I remember correctly.
>>336524218
They're knights of Sulyvahn who transformed into beasts because of rings he gave to them.
>>336524356
>>336524321
But then why is there more than zero?
>>336524218
Probably the final form of what Vordt, Dancer, and the Outrider Knights are becoming.
>>336520157
no, you dont. i honestly feel bad when i fight you 27 vig redditors. you die in 3 hits from my spear, its dumb, like killing a lv 30 as a lv 100
any recommended joke weapons? I tried using drangs hammers AND THEIR ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD WHAT THE SHIT.
I ended up using them in the pontiff fight clubs all day they are fun as fuck.
Thinking about going pickaxe and blacksmiths hammer
>>336524595
Caestus, obviously.
>>336522349
Don't read this:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vaska
So many fucking scrubs. Does /v/ play only casual shit?
>>336524595Soldering Iron
>>336524025
Damn, busting kneecaps, brutal.
>explodingKnees.jpg
>>336524025
Never noticed you could do this, I donno why but the thought never really crossed my mind. Is it like BB where if you hit a guy enough in one part it 'breaks'? Or is it just a unique animation that happens sometimes with certian monsters when it's almost dead?
>>336524673
Why don't you post some webms displaying your mad skills
>>336524595
What ever made you think the Drang Hammers were gonna be anything other than amazing? All of the paired weapons except the daggers are awesome.
>>336524478
>MUHFUGGIN KAMEHAMEHA
>MUHFUGGIN KAMEHAMEHA
>>336518113
What the fuck is wrong with this guy??? You dont need all that fucking health you casual
>Tfw have a bunch of awesome videos recorded but just haven't been bothered to put them in WebMs
>>336524025
I wish you could bully more enemies like this.
>Poking Basilisks in their "eyes"
>Dragging Lorian away from Lothric
>Breaking the Jailer's lamps
>Smashing up the gargoyle's wings
>Flipping the crabs over for massive damage
>>336524901
There are viscreals from BB if that's what you meant. Most of them get triggered by hitting the head a lot.
The legs exploding is only for the Stray Demon and he's in auto-visceral mode when he's crawling.
>>336523738
You like it enough to defend premade chocolate milk on the internet to strangers. Dats some autism if I ever seent it boi.
I like cooking. That means making shit from scratch. Delicious chocolate milk instead of this shit does not even register on the scale it is so easy. It would take five minutes. Why would you want all that shit in the first place clearly aren't going to drink all at once unless you are a huge fatass.
People have different tastes. People have shit tastes.
People
Like
You
>>336525101
There's this.
Some high-level Greataxe action
>>336524541
Why do I still crush people at level 100 then ?
>>336524025
Lt. Stray, your legs are gone!
>>336525326
that is mean af ;_;
>>336520286
hahahah Im invisible faggot
t. purplecuck
>>336523097
Havel prays
>>336525237
>Why would you buy an entire gallon of premade chocolate milk?
There was a really simple answer to this question, I gave it, and now you're sperging out even further because you don't like why a product is not only made but purchased by people. All of this is because you started sperging out about someone buying chocolate milk, you're continuing to sperg out about chocolate milk, and you probably won't stop for some time.
>>336521436
>makes fun of 27 vig
>doesnt even know its the softcap and gives 1000hp
>shit build
Why am I not surprised.
r8m8
gotta say im likeing the SL80memeta
eveyones HP is so low i can kill them instintilly with the BKGA 3 hit combo
>>336525746
He's not very big.
>>336525746
That guy looks like my step dad
>>336517569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuyJ8Mf9xas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_jXKkdUUjw
>>336525656
>1000hp
>plenty or even enough
>"""""""shit""""""" build
>>336523225
I think we need an expert to come and decipher this autism cause I'm havin a hard time understanding
>>336525101
>dragging lorian away from lothric
how?
>>336525746
>bkga
>buckler
nigger put that shit away
if you aren't 2 handing that beast of a weapon you aren't man enough to breathe
>>336526071
i think he was just listing a wishlist of things you could do to bully enemies
>>336526038
Thats more than enough fampai. And I do probably more damage with 40/40 than your half assed "str" build
>>336526201
I see, thought he was listing what was actually possible, oh well.
>>336525596
Ya caring enough about something enough to comment on it is gay man thank you for helping me see the error of my ways.
Your autismo manner leads me to believe that you have spent much of your life arguing on the internet. I welcome it I am ready to sperg out with you and chat.
>>336526089
>he doesn't abuse the one hit wonder ripostes with hornet ring
It's like you want to have a harder time winning 3v1s
>>336524648
>considering based caestus a joke weapon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHtRfwEa324
>>336526245
And i'll probably kill you sooner with 40 vig than your quality build
>>336526245
you need at least 1600 if you want to withstand a parry from the 2 great axes.
>>336526373
why bother when every retarded spellsword in borealondo dies in 2 hits from my +4 bkga
parries r gay, bkga is the only gank destroyer you'll ever need
>>336523694
People probably dont realise you need to go away a lot further to become invicible again compared to how close you become visible.
>>336526593
tldr
i cant parry ;0)
>>336522178
>not taking extreme pleasure in purging this vile beast when it is weakest
>>336524595
Pickaxe is godlike w/ leo ring
Literally one shotting running attack katana kids with a charged r2
>>336526687
>i cant parry ;0)
>in a game with an instant parry caestus
you'd be right with 1 and 2 but some fucking tribesmen from africa can come to the western world and learn to parry shitters in a day
>>336526536
>getting parried
Getting parried against a str build is synonym of death I dont know why I should try to withstand it. Gotta dodge those slow af attacks
>>336526458
>40 end
Damn its still funny
How's the Zweihander for PvP?
>>336526959
most the UGS are shit.
>>336525746
Heyyy I invaded you the other day. I think I ended up dying to the blue I go after in the webm.
not really no
>>336527068
>>336525746
oh shit
>>336522178
>it's praying
>this is how all outriders end up
>dancer already had her armor fused to her "hide"
>>336524148
>Besides cloth physics DaS3 and Bloodborne weren't such a huge improvements over DaS1
Yes they were, specially lightning and overall world detail, also animations are far better.
Doing my second run of the game since I missed some gestures. I opened the Firekeep Tower door pretty early, but will that stop Patches from spawning?
I didn't get his gesture since I forgave him on my first playthrough and it's the last one I need.
>>336521991
>pure STR
>using BKS
>having more than 20 vig and end
>>336528081
>I forgave Patches
What the fuck?
>>336528081
nope, i opened mine early as well way before even meeting siegward/patches.
>>336527909
You know who to thank
>>336528081
It won't. Just climb the tower again after you encounter him in the church and he will trap you
Can we please get some more videos of dark souls players beating the shit out of their loved ones?
What's this? I thought great weapons sucked?
Lotta webms here with people using great weapons.
>>336528213
I've known him for far too long to have a simple trick break our friendship.
>>336528218
Well that's nice to know. I didn't want to rush through this again just because I opened something too early.
>cannot think of any way to make a 60 FAI build that works with a decent weaponthat isn't a Straight Sword
>>336528009
I cut to the important part
>>336527068
lol i remember that hit scaring the shit outa me
>>336521643
Max END lets you get 4 swings out of an UGS, or an extra roll after 3.
>>336528721
>4 swings
>when they'll roll away after the 2nd one
>People who play at 120
Why? You aren't even invading people anymore. You're just figthing people who are standing around waiting for pvp
>>336528901
Show me a good Faith or Magic build at 100 or 80. You'll either get oneshot or do no damage.
>>336528721
>40 end
>>336528901
I'm at 104. Good place to stop so I can get summoned for that fun co-op and invasions?
>>336529024
Pure casters instead of melee casting hybrids. Also, I don't have to. it doesn't change the fact that real invasions dont happen past 80
>>336523868
PROTIP: if you see someone use a thrusting sword or dark sword, just walk into their range, let them hit you twice and spam the parry button. You'll get a guaranteed parry on the third hit if they spam.
Works for pretty much any weapon, but only dark sword users are dumb enough to go for the third swing without fail. Rapier guys only go for a third swing in 99.9995% of all cases.
>>336528901
I go to 100.
>>336529712
Or just bring a parry shield, block the first attack parry the second
You're fucked against rapiers though
>>336525746
>SL80 meta
Why'd you go ahead and say that, you know you're gonna be spammed by some retards complaining how they need to be level 250 to hit the hardcap in all of their relevant stats.
>>336518113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoARkJvIsr0
same guy?
>>336525746
i made a weebm to show off the damage of the sacred combo if anyone didnt kno about it
>>336524595
why would you think drag hammers are a joke?
they're the fucking maracas of death.
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOd1g4CrVOQ
>>336519608
>solo host
>2 reds
what kind of bizarro world do you live in
so the meta cap isn't going to be 90 this time? Least i can redo my stats
>>336527486
>lucerne bad
>BKG good
how? there's a tiny difference in damage and range, but the lucerne is all thrust
>>336530090
40 and 80 are the respective pvp brackets. 120 is where the try hard pvpers go
>>336520157
>>336521486
Why do people even gank squad any more? It's not like it gives you any decent souls, they nerfed that shit into the ground.
>>336529024
So you have to sacrifice armor/health for magic, or weapon damage.
at 100-120 you have everything, it's dumb.
>>336517569
this game looks like shit wew
>>336517569
HOW
>frostbite seemingly useless against most enemies
>no frost spells
>no slippery ice dueling webms
What a waste
