>play supposedly "balanced" game
>one character is blatantly better than the restWhich one?
>>336493363
>One shot johnny
>>336493363
One shot Johnny, gottagofast always and forever.
>>336493363
JOHNNY
O
H
N
N
Y
>>336493363
Neither B or G, special rules
>>336493646
>>336493739
>>336493925
Enjoy dying in one hit, fags.
Johnny! What an absolute madman!
J master race
>>336494107
Same goes for you
ONE SHOT IS ALL I NEED
>F
T H I C C
>>336494193
Go back to halo u crab
JOHNNY! JOHNNY! JOHNNY! JOHNNY!
>>336493363
what does special do?
>>336493363
>C
C Master Race
>>336494107
GOTTA GO FAST
O
T
T
A
G
O
F
A
S
T
>>336494451
It means you have autism.
>>336493363
JOHHNY, FOR THOSE INSANE DRIFTS
>>336494356
F A T
>>336494107
BUT FAST
Autism but i'll biteone shot johnnyis objectively the best krillthing
JOHNNY
Speed is the mother of all stats in anything but fighting games.
>pick sanic character
>win every time
>>336493363
What's up with this blatant Johnny favoritism?
>>336495024
Sauce?
>>336494107
>getting hit
Heaven or Hell, faggot.
>>336495136
/v/ is full of spazzy autists, don't you know?
>>336495232
Then tell us your pick, big guy.
>>336495214
iqdb
>not knowing that J is secretly the best
stay dazzled by minmax stats, shitters, I'll be over here killing you and your whole team with my secret regeneration tech
Alright, real talk. List the games where you can go fast and kill shit Johnny style.
>TF2 Scout
>Quake
>Other arena shooters
I need more
>>336493363
what exactly does the special stat do
>>336495342
All I get is a gelbooru. I need an artist.
>>336495481
click on the gelbooru link and check the tags on the side, dummy
>>336495418
Tribes games to an extent, although lights are really just for raw speed in CtF and shit for capping
>>336495325
It doesn't matter what I pick, what matters is my post.
>>336493363
Johnny, obviously. You don't need defense when you're that fast, and Special is for "special" people who can't just git gud.
>>336495418
DMC
>>336493363
>having a Stat no one else has
>no drawbacks.
It's obviously j.
>>336495418
E.Y.E.
quality thread
>>336493363
>K introduced specifically to wreck One Shot Johnny
I still main that glorious faggot to this day
>>336493363
What does special do? Is it special attack with modifiers determined by the targets defense and special stats?
>>336495810
>slower than Johnny
>still dies in one hit
K is objectively shit.
>>336496031
Attack is melee power
Special is magic, buffs, debuffs etc.
>A
Training wheels for people who have just started playing.
>B
Gimmicky shit.
>C
Well-rounded class for boring people, think TF2 Soldier
>D
Johnny but shit.
>E
Training wheels 2.0.
>F
A tank class with all its advantages and drawbacks.
>G
That's the kind of OP shit free-to-pay devs lock behind a paywall for cash cows to buy then nerf it into oblivion.
>H
Johnny but slightly less shit than D.
>I
Another tank.
>J
"I'm different, that means I'm automatically better!"
>K
Only works with a good team, meaning never.
>ONE SHOT JOHNNY
Literally best thing ever.
My opinions are facts proven by years of empirical studies, don't even try to disagree, you'll just make yourself look stupid.
>no information on HP, how much of it anyone has or how defence factors into damage reduction
>no mention of what special does
nice game op
>>336496231
>implying HP and defense matters when you main Johnny
>>336496112
>>336494451
>>336496231
>>336495428
Apparently its pokemon gen 1 special. Your atk vs their def. Your special vs their special
>>336495481
dummy
ONE
SHOT
JOHNNY
>>336494107
>Getting hit
>Ever
>>336493363
From the catalog they looked like JUST hairstyles.
>>336494193
But J is wonky gimmicky crap devs added as an experiment.
Wait for the next game where the shield mechanic will get polished.
>One shot Johnny
My sides are out of orbit
>>336495214
Tiny Satan
Johnny is OP if it means he can one-shot everything regardless of defense. Any battle would render att/def stats worthless, giving Johnny the only noticeable advantage in speed. J might be able to counter if the shield is capable of blocking Johnny's attacks.
>>336493646
>>336493739
>>336493925
>Radical Larry vs One shot Johnny
Who would win?
>>336493363
PIERCE THE SHELLS JOHNNY.
I BELIEVE IN THAT ONE SHOT OF YOURS.
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>Implying he's not called one shot Johnny because he dies after shooting once
>>336493363
Nothing has a speed that matches OSJ, he outspeeds everything and onehits.
>>336500518
>implying he's not called One Shot Johnny because not even one shot could touch his ass
Johnny literally could be a bullet sponge but that would infringe on his speed so he runs around the bullets instead
>>336495481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrhXkwPyR10
Fuck all of you OSJ playing fuckers. "OHHUURRR LOOK AT ME IM THE 2FAST FAGGOT, CANT CATCH ME, WHOOPS THERE GOES YOUR HEALTH BAR HOW'D THAT HAPPEN ROFL LOL" I am sick of this shit. All of you are no skill, no lifers who are riding on an unbalanced gimmick character the faggot devs still have yet to do shit about. Jesus f. Christ I am sick of this gay shit.
>>336495214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrhXkwPyR10
>play balanced game
>you think one character is better than the rest because you only play with that one character and fucking suck at the restOP
can I have one shot johnny as a stand?
>>336501648
Sounds like someone got rekt by a Johnny player.
>K
WHAT'S THE POINT
>>336493363
>>336493363
I always aim for Johnny but in reality end up closer to H
>>336493363
>game is designed as p2w with grindan supreme
>starter equipment is the best in the game
>perpetually get called a hacker for using it even though it's by far the best and easiest to useall points bulletin: reloaded
H and I should have their stats swapped
>>336502137
K is designed for you to annoy the living shit out of people.
>They can wail on you for fucking hours
>A single hit does next to nothing to you
>You can just outrun them in every case except ONE SHOT JOHNNY
>He still can't kill you in one shot cause Attack has reduced scaling past 6
>Just continue zooming about at the speed of sound, getting lightly tickled as you keep ramming into your enemy, backing off, and hitting them again
>>336495418
ARK
>>336502137
You need a Thief to Trick Attack + Sneak Attack aggro onto him, then he's the best tank in the game.
>>336493363
DID SOMEBODY SAY
ONE SHOT JOHNNY
N
E
S
H
O
T
J
O
H
N
N
Y
>it's a Krill la Krill episode
Obviously gonna go with the real G, because with that crazy amount of Special, it's essentially the Mystery Box™.
>>336493363
> Standard
> Support
> DPS/Sniper
> Assault
> Grunt
> Tank
> Battlemage
> Assault 2: Gotta go fast edition
> Brawler
> ???
> Tactical brick
> Guided missile
>>336494107
Deoxys must be shit then
>>336493363
If /v/ ever makes a game one of the characters/classes/units better be a One Shot Johnny clone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aXR-SL5L2o
live exploration of mariana trench
>>336503341
Is One Shot Johnny there
>>336493363
Whatever's the most tasty.
>Not maining tony flesh claws
>>336503485
What's his stats look like
Who would win in a fight: One Shot Johnny or Radical Larry?
>>336503485
>Or spear fella
>>336503759
He's fast and has high dps my dude
>>336503770
One Shot Johnny gets a shot off on him, he wins
Larry is weak and slow, he cannot run away
>>336503889
>Larry is weak and slow, he cannot run away
He doesn't need to run far when he can phase through obstacles.
>>336503856
That's H and One Shot Johnny you just described
The list pretty much includes all the possible interesting combinations.
I'm glad everyone shares in my vision of a fast world
https://youtu.be/_Yhyp-_hX2s
Who seriously wouldn't pick Johnny?
>>336493363
C is literally a better OSJ
>>336504141
>only half the speed
>better
>>336493363
>One Shot Johnny
ONE SHOT JOHNNY
That's my boy Sharpedo right there.
>>336504086
H is just a better choice. Johnny dies too fast to be useful, at least with enough skill H could demolish someone.The very presence of a C, G, or I makes Johnny a non-factor.
Literally a meme choice.
>>336504021
all his legs and spearfeet/claws are good for aoe, no one else has that kinda power, everyone else is just bent inwards
>>336493363
Fuck you niggers I pick A
>>336504275
can take way more hits while dealing the same damage and being okay in speed, why wouldn't you pick C?
>>336493363
>Pick F for defense
>It doesn't even fucking matter because of ONE SHOT JOHNNY
>>336493363
>Everyone going for one shot johnny
>not going for K
>not going at sanic speeds while playing a game of bumper cars
>>336493363
K fucking reks OSJ
>>336504376
>Johnny dies too fast to be useful
>implying a good Johnny player would even get hit at all
>mfw picking J and shitting all over OSJ players.
So can we all agree that the most useless is K?
>>336493363
>H and I aren't switch
muh autism someone fix this
>not picking G for the OP special
Johnnies can't even compete.
H
>>336493363
>One Shot Johnny has just two more pegs of attack and speed than H at the cost of zero defense and special
My boy H can tank most single hits and still finish the job, with special mopping up any really high defense shitters that manage to withstand his monster attack. Johnny boy will die no matter what you throw at him, even a shot ffrom that weak motherfucker K.
CONCLUSION: Johnny is for retarded memers and true players go for H.
>>336493363
K is a hard counter to One Shot Johnny
>>336503856
Uuh...
>>336499441
Whoever wins, we lose
>>336503759
15/10 on claw meatiness
9.5/10 on claw bigness
>>336493363
I'm gonna go against logic and go with the G.
>>336504774
You can use your superior defense and speed to car crash everything at breakneck speeds, how is that useless.
>>336502137
He's a dodge tank and an evade tank. You'll never get hit and if you do it doesn't matter because you can take a gorillion hits. Designed to frustrate your opponents into quitting, but so monotonous only those with the highest autism levels are able to play him effectively.
>>336494451
What DOESN'T it do?
>>336502137
TO WALL HITS FROM JOHNNY MAINS, YOU
>dlc only $9.99
>>336495024
https://youtu.be/yA9WhYnsD_4
>>336505672
Fuck that's adorable. Why are are crustaceans so based?
>>336493363
you can basically already play this game
http://store.steampowered.com/app/355240/
>>336496231
NO FUN
O
F
U
N
>>336493363
G probably mind rapes people, good luck one shotting when you're getting your brain fucked.
G pride world wide
>>336505759
you ain't seen nothin yet
>>336505894
>Playing the "please snipe my face" class
>Main J
>Come up against online Johnny scrub
>He's fast
>He shoots me once
>It merely lowers my shield
>He's now out of ammo
>Taunt for 99 seconds and win by timeout
Fuck these gimmicky PVE bosses
everyone knows only PVP matters
it's a 1v1
you picked K
so does your opponent
what do?
>>336506193
shields were a mistake
>>336493363
There's no special/speed combination. Lame.
someone needs to remake this chart with names as funny as ONE SHOT JOHNNY
>>336506304
log out
![26ce2ae4bfb83cb90aa3f3368146cd90[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EKapsgN.jpg "26ce2ae4bfb83cb90aa3f3368146cd90[1].jpg")
>not maining this glorious SOB
>>336506304
Use knowledge of map to my advantage.
>>336506372
I made One Shot Johnny, I could give it a go.
>>336506578
give some love to F, he's my main and the only nigga who can hope to tank a hit from JOHNNY
What does special do
>>336493363
Fuck this shit
One shot johnny completely breaks the game
What's the point of stats if you have one guy who turns the game into a one hit kill game?
People just pick him "for tha lulz" and to post videos on youtube and get bored quickly but in the process ruin it for everyone else.
>>336506698
just because his name is one shot johnny doesnt necessarily mean he one shots everybody
there are no clear mechanics here. we dont know exactly how attack and defense work. is there separate HP or is defense basically HP?
>>336506698
I hope they ban him from competitive soon, I'm thinking of dropping it entirely if they don't. The entire meta is just having everyone go Johnny and and seeing who can get their crosshair on the enemy and click first.
>>336506698
People seem to be ignoring the fact that G has 17 FUCKING SPECIAL. If anyone is the one-shot character, it's him. Fuck this game.
>>336507012
is big johnny trying to bone lil' johnny
>>336507012
> A worse One Shot Johnny
Might as well pick C
C is OSJ without the crap
Two shot Johny is just crap
>>336507161
but with no speed good luck getting your attack off/hitting anybody before you get wrecked
>>336507264
You bring along F and K to tank hits, then jam on motherfuckers. As opposed to everyone meming OSJ everywhere.
>>336493363
WHAT ANIMALS BE THIS?
>>336507264
Nigga he's got fucking ultramagic
>>336503041
by ubers standards, yes, yes it is.
Then again powercreep.
Johnny is a caprellid or "skeleton shrimp" if anybody was wondering.
>>336507389
amphipods
>>336507389
Krill
Deep sea crustaceans
>>336507521
they ain't krill and they're not all deep sea either
>>336507516
>>336507243
>Can clearly kill a one shot Johny since Lil Johny is just as fast, noraml johny cant take any hits, and Big Johny will take the hit from One shot Johny
>Lil johny will trade kills with next One shot johny
>worse
>>336507719
Except lil johny is fucked if he runs into anyone who isn't one shot johnny
And even against One Shot Johnny, it only has an equal chance. Its gimmick of being two things is just shit, because they're both worse than any competitors and laughable against any enemy that isn't One Shot Johnny. K is even more effective against them than OSJ.
What now faggots?
>>336507929
So what if its just to shit on a OSJ team and sucks otherwise?
We need BJ&LJ to make teams stop OSJ spamming you faggot.
>>336508125
> Entirely stationary
Garbage
>>336508125
They need to nerf his Attack. Bullshit how people just turtle and poke their way to win.
>>336508305
Clamerella is a girl you shitlord
>>336506578
I tried
>>336508409
8.8/10 would comment
>>336508409
decent actually
>>336508409
One Shot Johnny is hard to top, I know.
>>336508409
>Big Crimson
bretty gud
>>336508125
>Literally stay in one place until someone cheese him to death
>>336508552
>>336508267
>Not setting up Clamerellas in choke points
>>336508671
Is this a fighting game or Starcraft now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLAC5AJPuM
This is OSJ theme song
Is there still no voice chat or am I an idiot?
>>336508409
Acceptable.
>>336508813
i knew exactly what this was before opening it
>>336508409
Here's Big Crimson's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxCKiHvcfJc
Those look familiar...
>>336508750
yes
>>336508409
>ether rex
bretty good
>>336493363
G Akira master race reporting in.
>>336509161
theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8sUC-dsW8A
>>336509161
>rocket jumper
>>336508542
It really is. Johnny is too good for this world.
>>336509161
> Utterly useless because it can't attack at all
Fuck even Bumpsy had more going for it than this
>>336508409
Notorious anything is an auto pick for me
>>336509268
but what about his ability
>>336509227
good taste, anon
>>336509341
> Enlightened
Probably a buff or something
As if he needs it
>>336509268
I think he can push other players to death
>>336509341
literally the "mystery box" option
>>336509268
>>336509460
He can be used to shield other players. He can block hits aimed at OSJ.
>>336509407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA
You have no idea how wrong you are about my taste
>>336508409
>the grandguard
keked heartily, thats some dark souls shit right there
>Not using K
>Not being the most obnoxious player by both being unkillable and uncatchable
>>336507264
He might be a nearly immobile turret that just destroys anything that comes into range while the other's 'attacks' are melee.
>>336509581
jesus christ I take it back
>>336493363
All the jonnys killing each other while normi"E" do the mission objetives.
>>336508409
welp, time to switch my main to rock out randal.
>>336493363
Jonny, you are not as special as you think.
Even K Gumpsy is more special than you.
>>336509691
and its merely the beginning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pu5kfeapEARictor Mortice takes this one
>>336508409
What the fuck bumpsy do?
run arround?
The thread didn't die already did it?
>>336493363
>I
>Not full speed and special
>>336494107
>take J
>absorb first hit
>counter attack
>cuck jonhy is now dead
its like you don't even know the meta
>>336510405
WHAT'S SPECIAL FOR
>>336510464
>Getting hit as a johnny
He deserved it
>>336510616
doing special things
>>336510616
long distance killshots
>>336493363
C. Rarely use special so why not put that power towards Attack?
Why are crustaceans so cool?
>>336510807
Gives him at least some special defense
what type of game would this be for? a shmup?
>>336510910
because they're the insects of the sea
insects are the coolest things on land, and the ocean is cooler than land
ipso facto
>>336510996It's a MOBA
>pick E
>btfo gimmick fags using fundamentals
>>336510616
invulnerability
>>336494451
it dougs
>>336510390
>pick bumpsy
>run around at the speed of sound
>Other guys can't hit me
>If they do take less than zero damage
>Bump into them for minimal damage
>Just generally be an annoying sack of shit
something like that
>>336510616
I'm just going to assume Special involves some unique ability that only that character gets. Like >>336510405 Probably has a sniper rifle equivalent. Like a portable OSJ but with recharge, in exchange for having a shield so you're like a pseudo Two Shot Johnny that can keep surviving so long as no one lands the killing blow on you long enough for the shield to come back.
Using names from >>336508409 , I would say that:
Ether Rex probably has some form of intangibility/shitfuck loads of I-frames and some sort of D.O.T. ability. Grandguard probably has some sort of defensive buff he can give himself. Samantha probably can heal. Rictor Mortis would have some equally generic ability, like a grenade. Zippy Smalls and Z.I.P. likely have some form of a dash or dodge, with Zippy having a superior dodge. Bumpsy SHOULD get a natural HP regen for maximum fuckery.
>>336510996
no, a shrimp
K makes me want to play a game where there's a way you can just pretty much hit anything into space as a gimmick.
>>336511391
>And jonny one shots him.
>play One Shot Johnny
>1v1 against another One Shot Johnny
>>336510616
>>336511413
>>336511638
>Implying johnny can pierce through Bumpsy's aggregated diamond nanorod armor
>>336510390
Maybe you can also beat others by pushing them off the stage, that would fit his name
>>336511413
It can be some sort of
shmrump
>>336511413
Carlos, I swear to god, over the wall.
>>336511801
Okay, so what are the effects?
>>336511801
>alternate victory condition
>reach supreme shrimp enlightenment
>>336493363
this is only a test
>>336508409
I love donny dome but i want jonny banned.
>>336493363
C
H is nice too
also, they should swap images, just look at them
>>336508409
Perfect
>>336493363
it´s the beta open?
>one-shot Johnny
REEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck all these OSJ faggots I can't get a single good match in.
Nerf when? FUCKING NERF WHEN?
![1198px-Hyperia_galba[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jRDYXGL.jpg "1198px-Hyperia_galba[1].jpg")
Hey /v/, check out this new character reveal!
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that would not main the fistmancer
I thought you guys liked having fun
>>336505894
Found my main
>>336512394
Looks retarded. I feel like the devs are losing track of the original aesthetic style that made the game stand out in the first place. That bubbleface looks stupid and unnecessary, too. Overdesign run amok, they're really running out of ideas at this point.
>>336512382
>Not maining Bumbsy, or the Grandguard
Those two shit on Johnny
>>336512790
kek
>>336512468
Literally OSJ 2.0
same shit, different patch.
>>336508409
guys im having trouble playing big crimson. can someone explain to me how he works?
>>336493363
Johny main here, get on my fucking level
>>336493363
>It's a people pick OSJ and get shitfucked in PvP episode
>>336493363
Advance Wars Dual Strike, holy shit
>not maining notorious Z.I.P
its like you guys want to lose LMAO
I main Olrox the Devourer
>>336513010
Just use Jonny, fucking fag.
>>336512790
>>336513234
that's not bumbsy
>>336513314
it all started going downhill once the krill update was released
>>336508409
>notorious ZIP
>zippy smalls
fucking kek
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>336502997
Tactical brick all day erryday
