>sitcom level writing is a grand achievement for vidya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5mxTVc9sn8
Is it just me or is Elena less hot now?
Uncharted is literally so far from being a video game it needs to have a 4 minute cutscene of other people playing a game to make up for it.
Is there leaked gameplay anywhere?
>>336486705
You already saw all the gameplay the game has to offer
I'm not that hellbent against cutscenes, but this is just wasted time. Are you even in control? is it you playing Crash, or do you seriously have to sit there and watch fake people play a video game?
>>336487404
Of course you are the one actually playing it
>>336485992
her feet are god tier
I don't care how good people say Uncharted is. I played Uncharted 2 and it's so god damn boring I couldn't finish it.
>>336485992
>>336487605
Chloe where?
>>336487719
Hopefully dead
What the fuck is this shit?
Also, why does he not know what a video game is?
>angry little pc plebs trying to shitpost another precious exclusive gem on the sony lineup
>angry little shitters fake hype for shitty games that finally get ported to PC years after release
>>336487624
cause its not a game. you sit down and experience it like a casual little shitter. if you actually like games theres nothing for you.
>>336487938
his hobby is fucking hot cheecks and stealing treasures from ancient tombs.
>>336485643
>add laughing sounds to the cutscene
>i-i-its a shit w-writing g-g-guys do i fit in now?
>>336485643
Are you the one playing?
>>336485643
This really makes me wanna buy it desu OP.
>take that, goober gators. a woman has a higher score than a man
>>336487990
Back in his day, executive order 9066 was still in effect.
That's how Naughty Dog writes their dialogs. TLoU was full of this stuff when you were just exploring with Ellie. If I wasn't trying to stare at her ass the whole time, I would have grabbed her by the neck everytime she read off a shitty pun.
can someone tell me why crash have a timer here?
BAZINGA
>>336485643
What's with media going out of their way to write female characters as some snarky cunts each time? Is there anyone who enjoys it?
>>336485643
>The Doomed Shadow show
faggot. Don't shill your channel here
>>336485643
If he was a real normalfag first time player he'd fall in the first hole.
Shit writing.
>>336485643
>sitcom level writing is a grand achievement for vidya
No one ever said this.
The dialogue seems sincere, can't believe ppl still talk shit about this when it's severely better than in most games that are generally liked here.
>>336488424
Feminists.
i skipped to 3:46 and it seemed better for a second
>>336485643
>Are you happy
I freaking hate when my gf asks this crap YES I am happy why else would I even be in this relationship if I wasn't happy? Are you trying to pick a fight with me or what? Let ask are you happy? Are you happy that I taking you to California adventure? Are you happy that I'm paying for us to go on a cruise? You better be because I'm happy so stop freaking asking me if I'm happy trying to start some drama over something you already know
>>336488551
The dialogue is very cringy.
>>336488548
I think you are controlling crash
>>336488551
>The dialogue seems sincere
>"your little TV game thing"
I don't think there was an easy mode in Crash.
>>336488727
Why not just get on her nerves by constantly asking about the same thing.
>>336488727
You don't seem happy
>>336488727
Kill yourself faggot no one cares.
>>336488908
>guy that never played video games before knows nothing about video games
shit/10 smdh tbqh
is that from a crowd?
>>336485643
Well Uncharted is kinda like a Bay movie, its shit when you think about it but it is fun while it lasts.
this kinda makes me think.. which year is uncharted set again?
>>336485643
BAAAAAAAZINNNNGaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *once I get to the "a" I lower and soften my voice and pronunciation but get louder and louder*
>>336489002
"Knowing nothing about video games" and "Not knowing what a video game is" are two very different things. One can be sincere, the other is contrived as fuck.
>>336489209
My mother still doesn't know the name of my playstation and she bought damn thing and uses it damn near everyday to watch netflix and hulu
>yfw video game characters doing lets plays are the future
>>336489119
>it's shit
>it's fun
u wot m8?
it's okay to like things, anon.
no need to backpeddle.
>>336488727
you seem upset
>>336489209
He murders thousands people and unseals unsightly demons for a living, he probably doesn't give a fuck about of videogames outside knowing they exist. You never had a mom or aunt call every video game console a "Nintendo?"
>"How do you do, fellow earthling? Would you, by chance, be interested in a flickering image match on your little picture machine box with the push-in-knobblets?"
>>336489418
I-i was scared.. these PCfags would insult me..im actually looking forward to U4
>>336489542
so does Mario. don't hear anyone whining about that.
>>336488727
She just wants you to ask if she's happy ya goober. She just wants to talk about if she feels happy or not and rant about her life and how things could be better. This just happened in the cutscene. Elena asked and when she was asked she responded with, "Um.."
She was just asking herself if she was happy to talk about what she wants to.
>>336489209
If someone has never played a video game before chances are that person doesn't know what a video game console is.
>knowing nothing about video games and not knowing what a video game is are two very different things
How so? knowing nothing about something implies that you don't know anything whatsoever about it, including what it is.
You're just looking way too much into it man.
>>336489376
And yet she knows what a video game is. She wouldn't call it a fucking "TV game thing".
>>336489567
>doesn't give a fuck about of videogames outside knowing they exist.
That's not even a response to what I said. I'm criticizing the fact that people are calling a line of dialog "sincere" where a relatively young, modern man does not know the term for "video games". It's like if someone in the 80's would call a telephone a "little speak machine".
>>336489876
Second quote was supposed to be this:
>>336489542
>>336489876
>not calling it a cheeky breeky point and speaky
>>336489876
Drake is in his mid to late 40s in this game, about the same age of my dad. He would probably have the same reaction for anything outside of the PS1 and Gamecube.
>>336488727
It means she's thinking about breaking up with you or she's cheated on you and wants to make it your fault for the relationship ending
>>336489876
She calls it a game thing ALL the goddamn time
>anon hook up your game
>your stupid game thing wires somehow messed the wiring
If you want to hate uncharted dialogue fine but at least choose a better line of dialogue to fume at
>Work with a morbidly obese gay guy who wants to do theater work
>He works another job atGameStop
>Never shuts up about how god-tier the writing is in Uncharted, Bioshock: Infinite, Mass Effect, The Last of Us, and Dragon Age
I want to tell him his shit taste is literally what's killing the video game industry but I don't want that friction between us when we work
this dialogue isn't too bad. not nearly on the level of BAZINGA!!!
>>336488429
>tfw even Sonic fans make fun of the writing in the shitty games you play
>>336490525
I feel you. My room mate is unironically hyped for the Warcraft movie
>>336491248
I thought even Blizzdrones don't care about the Warcraft movie?
>>336485643
So who really dies in Uncharted 4 ?
>>336491519
Sully
>>336491441
He isn't even a blizzshill, he didn't even play any Warcraft game. He just has colossal shittaste
>>336485643
Did crash always run like that, he looks more robotic than I remember
>>336490525
>>336491248
You guys realize you can disagree with people without going full sperglord on them right
>>336491698
on /v/? nooo
>>336485992
Long time honorable tradition of western devs making female characters less attractive every iteration, it's called progessive thinking or something.
>>336491810
>wanting plastic dolls
you disgust me
>>336491647
Then why would he care about the movie? kek
Only /v/ spergs over such a cute little scene
>>336491698
Why do you think he's still my room mate and friend? Not everyone here is as autistic as you, some of us manage to keep their powerlevel under control
what is naughtydog even doing? do they want to make games or movies?
>>336491698
Trust me, I've disagreed with him on multiple occasions politely. But hearing such shit opinions makes it painful not to go full aspie on him
>>336485643
>no depth buffer issues
>implying the ps1 could render that nicely
Is the player actually playing Crash or is that entire thing a cutscene?
>>336486227
It's playable dude. Why would they put a cutscene of drake playing crash.
>>336487624
Same thing happened to me with God's Hand.
>>336492253
the former
>>336492368
same thing happened to me with S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>Genuinely laughed at this
Drake is a pretty chill and likable protag I don't know why people shit on him all the time.
God why does every word out of their mouths have to be all these fucking quirky quips
I fucking hate this shit so much. Watching Avengers 2 made me want to vomit.
>>336492489
That's neat then
>>336492343
There's such a thing as social conventions. Some of us manage to have an argument with someone without flashing our autism
>>336492501
Same to me but with Ghost Trick. Shitty Heavy Rain ripoff with 1978 graphics and terrible writing with a twist you can see coming from a while away. Pass.
>Timer in Crash
>High score in Crash
>PS1 being played on a flat screen TV
>PS3 triggers on the controller
It feels like they made this scene just to pander to nostalgic fans but then hearing Nate say "he should learn to climb, it's helped me" makes it seem like they are shitting on it to fucking say "LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME GUYS, UNCHARTED IS WAY BETTER THAN CRASH"
>>336492645
Binding of Isaac however had me going for days, nearly 200 hours of fun, it's like the levels were hand crafted to perfection.
>>336485643
>>336485643
>Op thought this was funny
Kill yourself you fucking fag
I forgot this was supposed to be footage from a VIDEOGAME. I felt like I was watching a Seth Rogen film
>>336492529
Because /v/ only sucks a game's dick if it's made by Japs or Slavs
Wouldn't Drake have been a teenager when Crash came out, wtf was he doing as a kid
>>336485992
Did drake shoot his dna in her yet
>>336492719
>WOW THIS TAKES A LONG TIME TO LOAD
>UNLIKELY UNCHARTED 4 FOR SONY PS4
>>336492816
>sperglord has no sense of humor
big surprise
>>336492529
Same but
> was trying to enjoy cutscene
> peanut gallery audio track kept playing in the background
Whyd someone make this video?
>>336489406
holy shit you just blew my fucking mind
>>336492719
Maybe they just downloaded it on his PS3 like millions of people have done.
Did you ever think of that fag?
>>336492851
In the 3rd game you find out hegrew up as an orphan as a kid. I don't think he would have had the chance to really play videogames much.
>>336485643
>sitcoms
>not the best that television has to offer
>>336492874
Probably multiple times daily
>>336492906
The prerequisite for a joke is that it be funny.
>>336493106
Yeah, what an idiot I am, this is clearly a PS3
>>336488264
>he doesn't like puns
This is why the world needs another plague
this actually wasn't that bad
my dad "grew up" playing these, what the fuck do you call it when your dad got old playing video games like these?
anyways I bet he'll enjoy it and laugh at this
>>336491638
Ah yes, he didn't really seem useful in that episode.
>>336493027
Is there a version without the tryhard laugh track?
>>336492529
He likes killing people, normie things is good looking and a bland personality that blends in everywhere. He is about as likable as your average couch.
>>336485643
This is alright if you get to actually play the game
Unforgivable otherwise
>>336493208
but it was hilarious, you have to be butthurt to not see the humor
>>336493027
Because
>LOL IT'S JUST LIKE BIG BANG THEORY BECAUSE I ADDED A LAUGHTRACK
>UNCHARTED'S SHIT AMIRITE
The hateboner people have for this series is sad
>>336493254
It's clearly a PS1 themed PS3.
>>336492874
Drake probably has shot his DNA in multiple women. The guy is alpha as fuck.
>>336493204
Okay but has said dna combined with her eggs to create new life yet
>>336493649
>>336494129
I can't wait to see you spam that in December when Uncharted 4 wins GOTY awards across the internet
>>336494418
>award bait series will win tons of awards
you actually think I will be surprised?
>>336494524
>award bait
You mean by being a good game?
>>336494418
>caring about IGN lvl awards
Oh, how the mighty have fallen
>>336494814
gamers don't want games, they want mediocre movies with high production values
>>336494941
>Movie
Dank meme fám
>>336495410
>I-I-IT'S NOT A MEME
>H-H-HERE'S A PIC OF SOME FORUM POST TO PROVE IT
>>336495548
>I-I-IT'S A MEME
>H-H-HERE'S A MEME PIC TO PROVE IT
>>336485643
>press eccs to jump
>>336488727
Women are always asking stupid shit, the one I hate the most is "what are you thinking?", holy shit just stop bothering me.
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>>336493467
Couches are pretty sweet kouhai.
