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why is this game so slow
why is this game so team-based
why is every team full of retards
why is everyone's taking themselves too seriously
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sounds like WoW
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>>336465769
blizztards

a decade of low-brow pandering has created an entire generation of lazy, stupid, entitled, bratty neo-gamers
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>slow
>team based being a problem

you're not even pubstar tier lmao, feed me more you shitty bitch
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>>336465769

They fucked up by trying to make it so competitive.
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why is Meis ass so thick?
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>>336466004
It seems like they made an originally casual game and then tried to half-assedly turn it into an "e-sport" while forgetting to add elements and changes that make a good arena shooter. In its current state it's something mostly braindead ASSFAGGOTS and WoW players would be interested in
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>>336465830
Nice.
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>why is this team based shooter so team based.
>why is this momentum based game slow sometimes.
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>>336465769
>tfw valve made a good game and killed it with all their stupid shit
>tfw this wont have half the skill of tf2 but will still succeed because blizzard will pour money in it and where money goes, people come.
>tfw tf2 will end up like quake 3
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You know a game is good when /v/ complains about it constantly.
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>>336466518
like MGSV right
fuck you
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>>336466403
TF2 released 9 years ago. It was already a success.
I think it's a matter of passing the torch rather than rivalry
>>336466518
That doesn't make any sense. Going by that logic, Cawadoody, Skyrim and Bioshock Infinite are the best games in existence
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>already starting to see a certain class setup only in every game

At least TF2 got usage out of every class.
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>>336466659
Blizzard fucked up by adding so many classes, it should have been 10-12 at most. It's going to be hard as fuck to properly balance the game now.
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>>336466403
To be fair, blame valve incompetence. It took them 9 years to add a official competitive mode to TF2
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>>336466616
Tf2 almost never passed the 100,000 number. I'm not saying these numbers are bad, they are actually really good for 9 year old game but valve could have easily pushed it.
I guess Tf2 will end up like quake. Needs more skill to play than it's successor but cant go big anymore because of it's outdated graphics and the new game being marketed to a larger audience
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>>336466518
Not really. Every new "big" game gets shitposted on /v/ no matter the quality. It just depends on how long the shitposting lasts.
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>>336465769
>why is this game so slow
This is one of the fastest paced shooters I've played in years. The games never even go past 10 minutes.
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>>336466616
>I think it's a matter of passing the torch rather than rivalry
Definitely not. You can tell where Overwatch came from by how many lawsuits they sling at Valve.
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Keys anywhere?
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>>336466403
it'll just be whoever forces competitive harder

blizzard tries but people overreact how succesfull they are at forcing esports
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>>336465769
why are the game modes so bad
why is the level design so boring
why is this supposed to be fun
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>>336465769
Because casuals, obviously.

You should know this by now.

I told all of you faggots this was shit months ago, but you kept defending it even though you hadn't played it.
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>>336467229
There is a difference between match timer and the actual game speed. They have nothing to do with each other.
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>>336466596
Exactly, MGSV is an amazing game.
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The real question, is why play Overwatch over Paladins
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but overwatch is FUN and 8-10 minute games aren't long and slow
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Hey Kids

Do you hate school?

Do you like running for 30 seconds from the spawn point to the objective every time?
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Esports was a mistake.
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>slow
What even. It's p fast paced to me, more so than TF2. Only gets slow when you team wipe. Which is hella rewarding.

Also, posting most __FUN__ hero.
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>>336467396
Now now anon, no need to bait like that.
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>>336467357
The game speed is just as fast as the timer. I never feel like I'm getting cheated out of a full match even though it's 5-10 minutes. Shit is happening constantly.
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>>336466518
>CSGO
>good

TOP
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>>336467475
it's not fun though, it's a clusterfuck of bullshit going on at the same time. there's no teamwork, there's no skill involved at all. It's just run shoot and die over and over again.
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>>336465769
i dont quite get the hype
yeah looks like well rounded game which is basically a TF2 remake by blizzard

but do you even unlock anything?
is there any kind of progresssion?
or do you literally just play the game for the fun of it?
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Anyone got a key?
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>>336467454
I played Paladins a few months ago, and the game was only getting worse with each patch, becoming more based on the cards while also making it entirely rng on which card you get.
Plus Overwatch feels more fluid and comfy.
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>>336467638
excuse me, you seem to have posted a video of some guy spraying a gun at some one from a long distance that doesn't work.

it's not supposed to you fucking retard.

lol, and you honestly posted that to show why overmatch is better, hahahahahahah.
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>>336467657
You unlock skins and voice lines and such.
Eventually they will re-add a competitive matchmaking system. But otherwise it's really supposed to be a fun game, easy for normies to pick up and enjoy for a hour or two.
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>>336467685
beta opens up in less than 8 hours
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>>336467657
you only unlock cosmetics, nothing gameplay-changing
this is the only thing they got right
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>>336466403
Have you seen hots? It's dead but blizzard won't let it go.
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>>336467454
The question is why play any of these FPS MOBA games. They're all shit. Haven't played Lawbreakers, which looks more like an arena shooter anyway, but it'll probably be shit as well.
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>>336467638

what is this webm trying to prove

the person was moving and spraying after jumping out of a vent; did he really expect to hit anyone outside of a pure fluke?
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TF2 was ruined by going free-to-play and thus, every third world fucking 6 year old with a toaster for a computer gets to play with people who have been at it for damn near a decade.

I'm hoping like hell that the high cost will at least keep the Brazilian slum rats or the Thai peasants out.

Even that would make me play it.
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>>336467685
2208432326323615228035417

have fun uninstalling in ten minutes
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>>336465769
>why is this game so slow
Lucio baby!
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>>336467571
No, bait would be saying MGS2 is a good game when it includes literal 10 minute long cutscenes of the most disgustingly god awful boring infodumps ever created by man.
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>>336465769
le reverse viral marketing
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>>336467873
people on /g/ have no idea how game mechanics work.

it's really funny that some ten year old thinks this means anything to anyone.
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>>336467642
That's your fault for not using the built-in communication tools to work with your team. You don't even need voice or text chat, just use the communication wheel.

Also we're getting a lot of people who've never played before. Communication and teamwork were almost universal by the end of the closed beta, just give it time.
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>>336467907
>tfw slow
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>>336467904
Average Blizzard customer isn't much better than the average TF2 F2P kid
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>>336467775
They're both shit, low skill games, anon.
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>>336467904
>muh f2p boogeyman

fundamentally flawed
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>>336467854
>HotS is dead but Blizzard keeps updating it
>TF2 is one of the most popular games on Steam but Valve does fuck-all for it
>Almost everything done for Valve games is community based off the workshop, such as CS:GO maps
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>>336467907
Ah well, I guess someone else can. I swear people are stupidly fast at redeeming these here.
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>>336467873
At one point his crosshair is pointing at the ground below the guy's feet and his bullets are going over his head. If you can't understand the problem with that you have a Valve cock you need to take out of your mouth immediately.
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>>336468038
Except it's true.
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>>336467992
You honestly expect me to believe random groups of pub players will ever work together much less as a team. Yeah right have fun waiting for that.
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>>336467932
THIS
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>>336468102
But we know it will happen because it's happened before. The closed beta started out just like this, a clusterfuck, but by the end even pug teams were using teamwork to complete objectives.
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>>336468010
Hop over to a Singaporean server on a weekday afternoon (Singapore time) an know how truly fucking offensively horrendous TF2's player base can be.
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>>336467775
>>336467873
>the people who love Overwatch are CSGO players

Why am I not surprised?

These casuals will cling to any game that has a low skill ceiling apparently.
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>>336468101
no it isn't. you're delusional
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>>336468074
Just, just go.
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>>336468223
>low skill ceiling

Fucking memesters

Even if you don't like the game don't be a fucking retard about it
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>>336468225
Yes it is. You sound like you don't even play.
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>>336468223
>forcibly dragging CSGO into another game's thread to get (You)s
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>>336468204
Was in beta since October and no they weren't. You're thinking of parties.
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>tfw even if I did get a key it'd just be a way to preload the beta thanks to my shitty fucking interent

Wew
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>>336468310
you automatically associate anyone you don't like with f2p players. your logic is fundamentally flawed. nothing more needs to be said.
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>>336468229
You first my good shill. If part of the hud is actively misleading that is bad design.
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>>336468285
>Fucking memesters

Irony overload.

>>336468329
>I'm going to call you a troll because I can't deal with the truth

:^)
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>>336468492
>:^)
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>>336468492
You are though. CSGO is overall p shit but it's still fun if you either A: Don't take it ridiculously seriously but try or B: Are actually good, play with players of equal skill and don't take it too seriously.
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>>336468475
>lookimprojecting.jpg

No, it's based on years of playing with specifically these kinds of players, even with some of them outright saying they are free to play.

>fundamentally flawed
Stop using words you don't know what mean.
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>>336468475
>you're wrong because I don't like what you're saying

*lennyface*
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>>336468781
>>336468876
you derive a false sense of superiority because you spent money on the game. you know it's fucking stupid to waste money on video games, so you look for any reason to justify your retarded spending habits. this is where your prejudice towards f2p players comes from. it's simple psychology. maybe next time you won't waste your money
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>>336468781
Whoa, a few shit people told you they were f2p, in a game with a ton of players? That definitely proves that f2pers are fundamentally shit.

Nice job admitting that you're just assuming most of the time and then shoving that fact to the side btw.
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>>336469049
Holy fuck, check out the spectrum on this guy. No, my prejudice towards f2p players comes from them being shit and me having to play with them.

Comp is fixing that. Funny that the teams I end up being on aren't full of free-to-plays.
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>>336465769
>on attack
>one teammate already picked widowmaker
>no tank and no healer picked
>so I decide to play tank
>the last guy picks widowmaker,too
>we struggle to push the objective
>while the two widowmaker camp at the enemy spawnpoint waiting for cheap kills

seriously, is there some kind of retard-gene that makes these kind of people play sniper-classes, since it's the same shit in EVERY.FUCKING.FPS.EVER
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>>336469049
>>336469101
Make your samefagging less obvious, friend.
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>>336466729
Especially when every retard brainlessly spouts "BUT MUH COUNTERPICK" to every class balance argument.
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>>336469370
>on attack
>one teammate already picked Sniper
>no Soldier/Demo/Heavy and no Medic
>so I decide to play Soldier/Demo/Heavy
>the last guy picks Sniper too
>we struggle to push the objective
>while the two Snipers camp at our spawnpoint waiting for cheap kills

The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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>>336467229
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>>336469656
can't do that in most of tf2 either

or well, you could, but it'd take more effort with rocket jumping instead of grappling hook
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>>336469576
People who play sniper in any fps, are fucking stumbling idiots.
They are literally always incompetent, have no concept of teamplay, and will never improve.
Don't get me wrong, in many fps the sniper is crucial at times, but people who main it should be drowned
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>>336469370
>>336469576
I played some TF2 yesterday, 3 spies, 2 snipers and no medics on my team. No fucking change in nearly 9 years.
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>>336469341
"look guys, im a pub shitter, but i paid for my game, so i'm better!" This is what i get out of your posts, you're so retarded you dont even pug or play in leagues. but blame f2p players for ruining pubs that were ALWAYS trash.
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>>336469370
Snipers are the edgiest classes and therefore the most popular picks. Same reason reaper is in every game.
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>>336469417
Make your shitposting less obvious buddy.
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>>336469786

I main the Bow-sniper in "move the bomb" games because it's so easy and fun to kill people with arrows when they are all pushing the thing.

Am I one of those "stumbling idiot"? :_
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Even though the gameplay is boring. Didn't people only buy this game for porn?
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>>336469927
Not if you can adapt and assist your team when needed.
But yeah bowgook is pretty fun
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>>336469825
You weren't around before TF2 was F2P, but they weren't always trash. Sure, they aren't as good at pugs or a league match (both of which I have actually played, nice work basing a counter-argument on a baseless presumption by the way), but Valve giving access to the game to anyone and everyone has diluted the skill level considerably. Sometimes I just want to load up the game and play a semi-decent match without all the waiting and organization that comes with pugs, lobbies and leagues (not to mention the drama with the last). before it went f2p, i could do this most of the time. Now, I'd be lucky if it happened once an evening.

Of course, comp is changing all that.

Bless comp.
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>>336470042
>buy this game
>for porn
You don't need to buy the game for porn. There's no porn in the game. Porn is on tumblr and -boorus, for free and available to everyone
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>>336470042
why would you buy anything for porn
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>>336470383
>-boorus
Bless the boorus and those lovely smut-peddlers and their SFM movies
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>>336470338
I've played since 2009. There's always been 5 sniper-teams, it's just that it being f2p increased the chance of that happening.
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>>336468664
The only meme here is Counter Strike, my friend.
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Am i too late to get a key around these parts?
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>>336470687
the open beta starts in 7 hours
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>>336470601
The big difference is, even three of those 5 Snipers were at least sentient back in the day. Maybe even one or two of them could even hit the broadside of a barn.
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Anyone else think there are too many heroes? Every match seems like a Call of Duty clusterfuck with random deaths you have no control over, it's not like TF2 where there's a balanced rock paper scissors game with only 9 guys and you know exactly how to counter the enemy and support your teammates. Or maybe I played TF2 too much.
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>>336466403
theres a mod that removes all the stupid shit from tf2 tho
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>>336472973
Apparently they're making separate classes instead of separate weapons.

Which isn't really a huge deal in tf2 outside of like a demo using the boots and shield, but consistency or something like that.
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>>336470735
Could I get a source on that? I can't find when it starts and all my faggot friends are playing
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Needs a werewolf character imo.

Most mobas have a hulking dog man archetype.
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>>336473215
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20100169
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>>336465769
>slow
>game is faster than BF4 and TF2

Please go back to Call of Duty.
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>>336473984
but CoD is slow and casual as shit
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>>336473215
Why are kids so lazy.

Literally all you had to fucking do was google overwatch open beta and its the first goddamn fucking result jesus christ.
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>>336473942
Thanks, Anon.
>>336474067
sent ;)
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>>336465769

When the most popular shooters played by the majority have no teamwork requirement the people take that mentality to other games where teamwork is required and ruin it because they play it like the other mega popular game. This is where the "Go back to COD" insults come from.
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Anyone got a beta key ?
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Why call it open beta if only select people can get in? Thats stupid.
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>>336469543

Considering you can change heroes on the fly, that's not a bad argument.
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>>336473663

Why do retards keep calling this a moba?
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>>336474461
but that's wrong you fucking retard
it's available to everyone once it actually starts
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>>336466403
Fuck you, you piece if shit.
Never compare TF2 to Quake 3
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>>336474582
because they think that anything that has classes and skills is MOBA
which is even more ironic and confusing because the word MOBA itself - Multiplayer Online Battle Arena - is the most vague description ever.
Call of Duty is a MOBA, chess is a MOBA, MMO games are MOBA too
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>>336465769
lot's of reasons, like blizzfags, lolfags or simply idiots who are so fucking full of themselves, my brother for example likes the game, so the game is perfect and any kind of criticism is gona be dismissed by him.
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>>336474591

But people are already playing so that means it already started.
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>>336474582
because blizzard told them that they're heroes, not classes.
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>>336469656
grapple hook to a rocket isnt really hard nor is it fun, its just annoying after doing it for 20 mins, especially with a mouse/keyboard it just makes it piss easy.
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>>336474616

This. TF2 is much better and faster.
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>>336474274

This is why MAG died.
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>>336474582

>heroes have abilities and ultimates affected by arbitrary cooldowns
>not a moba
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>>336475208

You are stupid.
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Overwatch is actually good, it has issues, and TF2 was better and a lot better.

If the tickrate gets better then Overwatch will become that much better, it really isnt some meme, its an actual issue. I have used a bunch of skills trying to escape and on my screen I do but die like 10 feet in the air as Pharah and on the killcam it shows I never even used the jump jets. Shit like that is just bullshit on PC.
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>>336468012
he jumped. you get 2 seconds of bad spreads after you jump. i learned that in a thread here the other day
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>>336475208

OverWatch has far too many "press button for free kills" mechanics to be a competitive shooter, that's for sure.
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>>336474582
Because the core gameplay and balance is reflective of MOBA/MMO concepts.

If you threw a payload game mode into DotA or League, it'd essentially be the same thing.
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>>336475486
Alright so the game just has retarded mechanics on purpose, instead of it being a bug
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>>336475486
Why do you Valvedrones come up with different excuses for every webm?

Could it be that you're all just uneducated and are desperately trying to fight off the cognitive dissonance?
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>>336475208
runescape has abilities and ultimates affected by arbitrary cooldowns. i guess runescape is a moba?
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>>336475208
So almost every RPG is a moba? Are you retarded?
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>>336475794
no that makes it an rpg

nice retardation though
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>>336475790
>stating the truth means your a drone
kill yourself you hatemongering autist. i think its a dumb mechanic too.
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>>336475790
people have been playing counter strike and accepting these mechanics since before you were born. These webms you're just embarrassing yourself with.
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>>336475486
>2 full seconds
Are you for real?
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>>336475876
abilities and ultimates make things rpgs? shouldnt overwatch be an rpg then?
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>>336465941
Yeah, I don't know who this game is meant for.

But evidently it is not me.
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>>336468223
>I must put shit
Wisdom
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>>336475995
go aint cs, that games a pile of shit made for consoles by hidden path.
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anybody got a fucking key for me ?
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>>336475995

I played CS (before Source) and I don't remember bullets not hitting the middle of the crosshair on the first shot.
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Post your favourite heroes

Mine:
D-va (Dat Ult, get a kill and get a new Mech instantly)
Lucio (YO GUYS LETS NEVER DIE EVER PUMP UP THE VOLUME)
Junkrat (DPS NIGGA, Steel trap with a land mine next to it is ultimate ruse)

HEROES YOU HATE PLAYING AGAINST:
Tracer: SIT STILL FAGGOT
Pharah: NO AIM LOSERS
Mei: STOP MAKING ME SLOW FAGGOT
Hanzo: LITERALLY THE CANCER OF FPS. COMPLETE CHANCE.

Anyone else like the headshot mechanic of the game, until you come across people accidentally getting 1 shot kills from spamming arrows/projectiles down a hallway?
Also it feels like you die too quick. I've walked out and been ganked by 500+ damage all at once too many times.
I'm sure I gotta git gud and know the right counters, map knowledge and situations but damn
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>>336476694
Just wait 7 hours you turbonigger
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>slow
The fuck are you on about?
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>>336465769
>>why is this game so team-based
You are not even in college, I see
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>>336465769
>tfw Genji or Hanzo on your team at every fuckin map
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>>336475995
Yes, many people do accept shit design in games, do you think this is news?
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>>336476915
I love playing as D.VA but I really suck.
But it's so much fun shooting niggers with a mech.
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I like the interpersonel little chats they have before start of the match.
Like Widow calling D VA a child, or Lucio trolling Winston
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>>336475950
>your

4chan is 18+. Go collect some more weapon hats.

>>336475995
>people have been accepting these mechanics

Flies have been accepting shit as a food source since before you were born. It doesn't mean it's not fucking disgusting.
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>>336477487
Of course they are anon. I'm the genji
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Lucio is really fun, but he feels too strong sometimes. Me and a teammate can just own a point cause Lucio can just run around evading shit while self healing and while healing his teammate
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>>336477773
She's not the easiest to utilize to highest potentiel, you just gotta learn to zoom n boom. She instantly removes healers, and her bunnyhop can interrupt and displace anyone. By far my favorite hero
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>>336477948
>he's trotting out that old line of logic

ouch, that's a bit worn out chief.
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>>336478005
Soaking up bullets and damage with her shield too.
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>>336465769
Haven't played since the invite beta months ago.

Did they cave and add a retarded progression system for the casuals?
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also Winston feels hilariously underpowered, I haven't seen anybody play him and I tried him out and he just feels weak as fuck.
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>>336475208

Are you fucking stupid?
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>>336478005
WINKYFACE WINKYFACE WINKYFACE WINKYFACE NERF THIS WINKYFACE
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>>336477487
>le ifunny xddd

Reported.
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>>336478102
>gets BTFO
>it's o-old logic!

4chan is 18+. Go back to collecting weapon hats, kiddo.
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>>336478195
He's amazing anon. To clear out a point or disrupt mercy cowards in the back line, not many can compare
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I'm still butthurt that McCree's legendary skin looks fucking retarded.

That awful mustache and outfit. He looks like a grade A douchebag and not in a good way.
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>MFW first skin I get is a legendary skin
>It's Diver Winston

AND I DON'T EVEN PLAY HIM OR LIKE TO PLAY AS HIM
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>>336478253
Careful, I recently wrote "reported for underage :^) " to someone on /v/, then our delightful mods gave me a warning
"do not misuse the reportsystem". Not even shitting you, couldn't make this up
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>>336475028

So this is what it feels like to be triggered.

TF2 has always been trash, it was a horrendous casualisation of the games it was proclaiming itself a sequel to. Never have I been so disappointed with a follow up in my life, and I've played warlords of dreanor.
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>>336478397
you lose your shit when beta ends, it doesn't matter
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How do I git gud at this?
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>>336478468

Play smarter.
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>yfw this hurts Valve's share of the microtransactions and they release TF3 to get the ball rolling again

The chaos that ensues when all those loyal fans with thousand-dollar unusuals lose their shit
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>>336478573

>valve
>3
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>>336478468
Don't fucking rush in ever and be very aware of your surroundings.
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>>336475556
>OverWatch has far too many "press button for free kills" mechanics to be a competitive shooter, that's for sure.
Yeah. Blizzard is stupid for trying to push it competitively. Even trying to refer to it as a moba is overly generous to its skill ceiling.

The game is just a clusterfuck of spamming abilities with the barest smattering of team work.
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>get a key for free
>play like 30 games
>90% victories
>yeah, this is fun
>preorder the game
>suddenly my team is full of shitters who just go le epic offensive, never pick tank or healer
>45% winrate now
I only feel regret. I just remembered one of the reasons I ended up hating TF2.
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I was initially really surprised by how small your life pool is in this.
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>>336478573
>Valve
>Releasing anything

I want Valve to take serious fiscal damages because they've done ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING for the last several years.
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>>336478794

Play with an organised group.
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>>336478217
EL OH EL
EL OH EL
EL OH EL
EL OH EL
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>>336467904
This. At least I won't have to play with brown subhumans and disgusting yellow vermin.
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>>336477860
Doesn't Lucio also ask D.Va for her autograph? I think I overhead him fanboying once
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>>336478794
>>336478958
There should be a mercenary mode of sorts where only solo players are allowed.

Even in CB, there were premades everywhere just steamrolling pubs.
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>>336479428
Yeah, but she also asks for his autograph. They say something like
>"woow D.Va. is here! Ermh, can I have your autograph"
>"only if I can have yours. Love your new album"
Dee vuh getting BLACKED
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>>336465769
Game seriously needs a ranked mode or something where you only have 1 life per round. Right now it's just a braindead shooter where you kill 60 people per round on a 3 second respawn.
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>>336479615
It's pretty much confirmed that all women in the Overwatch universe just want Omnic dick.

CLANKED
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>>336478958
I don't have any friends.
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>>336469656

>Soldier has a non mod grappling hook in TF2 now.

Damn. If only this was years ago when people actually played instead of conga lines and ponyfaggots ruining most servers.

>>336465769

>Why is this game so slow?

It's weird. The game is slow as shit when you're not playing other characters. Then you pick them and shit's slow as fuck while the characters you aren't playing as are fast as hell.

>Why is everyone taking themselves too seriously/Team full of retards?

Online multiplayer fuckery. If it's a team game, everyone wants to be that nigga who carries the team and such. As a result:

>No tank. No support. No cohesion. Trying to use voice channels to talk either gets a unanimous "SHUT THE FUCK UP" from the team, or people ignore you, and in extreme cases, scream like a banshee over you.

Overwatch is made for the tryhard eSports crowd. If you're not in that mindset/play type, you might as well not bother trying it out. Game has no place for new players to the FPS genre, or pubs.
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>>336479737
>CLANKED
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>>336476915
roadhog is besthog
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>>336469370
>sniper classes and sniper rifles are still allowed in video games
Get those long range pansies out of vidya
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>>336479785
>conga lines

My sides.

Was this really a thing for a while?
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Daily reminder that these kids were confirmed for /tf2g/ regulars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz3wZKbb0Pc

Does anyone have a TF2fag/Valvedrone version "do not reply to X posters".

TF2 is the superior game, but it's time to let it go, i'm not here to fight, it's over. Valve itself killed it, stop clinging to the past, move on with your life and stop talking to ghosts
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>>336474582
It's a multiplayer game
It's an online game
It's a game where you fight battles
It's fought in an arena rather than an open world
MOBA has to be the shittiest genre name in history. Tells you absolutely nothing about the game unlike ASSFAGGOTS
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>>336479737
>CLANKED
Well, she does ride a walking sybian
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>>336480027

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2A8KOtCa_s

Yes.

It's the biggest evolution of "NO SHOOT ME FRIENDLY!!!!" that Valve made money off of.
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Battleborn is much better. We all knew this.
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>>336479615
>Dee vuh getting BLACKED

I'm already starting SFM
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>play overwatch
>comes naturally as a blast
>have only run into dickheads only playing what they want 1-2 times, the rest of the time people are pretty good about it
>everybody's spraying, emoting, saying hello

Why does /v/ take the most fun games and turn them into shit?
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>>336480436
>Implying you'd be the first

Naturally cuckolds like you would be rushing to produce more of the worst fetish. Only thing more prolific than the BLACKED shit is the futa garbage.
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>>336480460
Open beta soon, anon. Get ready for the rest of /v/ to catch up and make the game worse.
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post em
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I got a game with a guy on mic yelling nigger all the time and getting super pissed I wish this would happen more it's hilarious
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>>336480460
>Overwatch
>Fun

It's fun for about a week. Then the novelty of so many characters wears off and you realize what a nice shiny turd it is.
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Anyone playing on the Xbone?
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>>336480631
I'm doing it to make people like you angry.

It seems like it's already working.
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>>336480854
>le ironically doing it

You're a fag in denial. Accept it.
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>>336475794

It literally has a built in MOBA.
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>>336480801
Pretty much.

Once you go through all the characters, there's nothing really left in the game. At that point you're just playing for the possible gratification of opening a loot box - which contains just a bunch of sprays, that for some reason have to be unlocked and equipped individually with each character. There's absolutely no individual skill ceiling because characters are locked into archetypes of either high damage low health, or low health, medium damage and high mobility, or just low health low damage high utility and vice versa. The tactical component is completely shallow and you need 5 friends to play the game with in order to go with the meta of the current map, otherwise you endanger your sanity. There's no twitch skills required, no reflexes, no map knowledge, barely any character knowledge. It's a boring game and I honestly feel bad for my friends who actually bought it because they wanted to play it early.
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What can I do to improve my aim?
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Splatoon is better.

I say that unironically.
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>>336481379
Glad to see someone with sense in this thread.
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>>336481519
Ditto
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>>336481537
Only thing that keeps me from getting Splatoon is that everybody I know is a filthy PC only nigger.
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>>336481083

Not him but i also love the cuck meme precisely because it triggers the shit out of r9k. Even if no one gives you a (you), there is a good chance the loser will read the word and remember all the times le evil womyn were mean to him ;_;

Pic related.
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>>336481519
You don't really need aim in Overwatch, it has an inbuilt aim assistance like halo does. As long as your reticule is close enough, they have like massive hitboxes.
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>>336465769
>why is this game so slow
are you playing on console? it's not slow at all

also what's wrong with those captchas? everytime I click on one it just changes to a different one
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>>336481826
Are you playing on consoles? No gun I've used has been like that.
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>>336481826

C O N S O L E
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N
S
O
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>>336481379
Yesss
The shallow characters is the biggest problem. Instead of making 10 powerful characters they made 20 weak ones, to the point where you can't do much alone. There's a couple of characters with ceiling higher than others who can potentially slow down the opponents (like Widow), but overall it's all about the teamplay / skill usage timing rather than individual skill

Just imagine if they compressed the current 20 characters to 10, and each one had more weapons, more abilities, or some actual personality.
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>>336481973
I'm playing on PC, widowmaker is affected by it too. As long as 2-3 cm of your reticule is over an enemy, it will hit regardless. Reaper is an even better example, you can hit enemies from really far away (for chip damage though) and it doesn't really matter where your individual shells hit - they all hit everything in your circular crosshair.
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>>336476915
>Hanzo and pharah are both no-skill losers even though they're arguably the most aim requiring heroes in the game
>Junkrat, a brainless retard-friendly hero is your 'nigga'
why is 4chan so shit at video games. Also I'm sure you're not 18 underageb& etc
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>>336482353
>Genji, McCree and Widowmaker don't exist
These 3 alone require way more aim than random mcarrow and Pharah, assuming you aren't going for direct hits every single shot then yeah you're right.
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>>336465962
Ryback?
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>>336469370
>There's a dedicated Huntsman Sniper class

Just fuck my game up fampai.
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>>336467548
>mfw a team of 2 winstons think theyre fucking smart throwing themselves on the payload
>mfw me and a buddy go junkrat/mei

the tears were amazing
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>>336482812
EPIC XD
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Game is a blast and I'm having fun with it. Playing with randoms however is infuriating. Everyone just sticks to one class and don''t bother caring about group make up.

Mainly support, I find myself having to switch to support 95% of the games I play by myself.

Good thing I enjoy Zenyatta and Lucio gameplay. However playing this game with friends is fun. Calling out ultimates, character locations, moving as a team, combining ultimates, denying enemy ultimates.
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>>336469831
But reaper is an actual solid character. Widowmaker and Hanzo are definitely great classes too but most people who play them don't do objective, like every faggot ass sniper in the game. Its not about being "edgiest", it's about people who just want kills.
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>>336482763
Hanzo's set is a hundred times more viable and useful than the Huntsman.
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>>336482657
>mcree and widow
>both have instant projectiles
I don't think you understand what "requires aim" means

I'm sorry hanzo headshotted you while you were spamming granades with your nigga
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>>336478217
>design a meme spouting gamer girl
>make her asian
>now beloved by everyone instead of hated if she was white or black

What happened?
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>>336483338
Because she was designed to be cute.

Like real life, if you're an ugly giga nigga and tell a girl a sexual joke she'll think you're creepy. If you're attractive she will find it funny.
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>>336478843
Those fiscal damages would make them play it even more safe.
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>>336483437
>tfw get away with Patrick Bateman tier "jokes" because I'm "hot"
Feels good
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