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>all these threads
>none with pump-a-rum
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>>336458139
Obligatory
https://youtu.be/7MlHmCpnJIU
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Pump a rum is for faggots.

Post pictures of crabs and birds with knifes
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If you weren't so fucking picky we could have lots of Pickle-Pee and lots of Pump-a-Rum, but you only want the fucking expensive shit you shitty little bird.
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pump a rum is boring
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Pump-a-rum is the bird trying to say praise the sun. It is the hybrid child of Snuggly and Solaire. That's why you can get Solaire's gear from it.
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>>336460942
>nigger ass

Stop. Why do fanartists try to appeal to underage? Honestly, pretty much only people born in 2000 like this fat ass, mondo titties shit. Growing up in the 80s and 90s this shit was unheard of and we would probably laugh at you if you said you liked girls like this.
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>>336461078
How does Pump-a-rum sound even remotely like Praise the Sun?
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>>336461383

fuck you, if everyone else can make up shit so can I
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>>336461563
You should have at least pointed out that the crow's name is Sparkly
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>>336461275
i dunno
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>>336461383
>Pum a rum
>Prum da rum
>Praise the sun
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>>336461275
The fact that you swallowed the propaganda from when the faggot model industry was out in full force in the 90s, shilling malnourished boy-butt as the ideal, is nothing to be proud of.
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>>336458605
https://youtu.be/70GgyJAF8jI
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>>336461882
>Pickle-pee
>Prick el pee
>Praise the pee
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>>336462180
I wanna fuck a crow now
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>>336462481
Want a crowjob?
https://youtu.be/7xkj4XqaynU
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>>336461989
>propaganda

It was pervasive and societal, just as it is even today
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>>336463113
source?
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>Let's post that anime crow for the millionth time guys
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>>336463458
That crap was being pushed to ridiculous degrees in the 90s, man.

Broad-shouldered, thick-jawed, thin-hipped "women" was the shit, but now the plague has slipped back into the dark dens of gay-run fashion.
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>>336458605
>>336458139
Soulsfags are the biggest memers on the planet
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Artist here, thinking about drawing more pump-a-rum. Ideas? I have drawing her in the sun armor and egg laying still requested.

Is there a lore reason that the crows are invisible? Or is it just them being lazy?
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stupid crowposters
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>>336464045
Laziness.
Also, draw her deepthroating the Unkindled's gross zombie jerky dick
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>>336464045

Do non-lewd, because fuck drawing just for the sake of fap material. Have the crow getting pissed that the unkindled left dung in her nest or something.

>Is there a lore reason that the crows are invisible? Or is it just them being lazy?

Absolutely no reason. It's just been that way since the beginning for whatever reason.
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>>336464045
Draw her getting railed from behind while the Unkindled grabs her wings. Bird ass, mange.
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>>336464045
anal insertion
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>>336464045
are you to blame for this
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>>336464045
Crow resting on Ashen One's lap.
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>>336464045
Draw vore art of her
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>>336463951
>thin-hipped

No, just thin, and thin is still conventionally attractive.

>"women"

Boyish is not masculine. boyishness is feminine. Gay twinks are girly men. Women who look like gay twinks are normal women.

I would consider agreeing with you if you had said it was androgynous, but our idea of androgyny comes from this convergence of traps and normal women getting closer and closer looking.
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>>336464007
Go to Soundcloud right now and search Undertale then come back here and admit you're wrong.
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>>336461275
Fuck off Ireland
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If you're here GS, just draw more Crow.
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>>336464045
I imagine it's 'technical reasons", AKA we want to make a system with an NPC, but we can't figure out whether we should make the NPC more human or bird, or how it would even handle interactions considering you're just dropping shit in front of her and getting new shit.

I figure it's artistic direction squabbles that made someone go "OKAY, IT'S FUCKING INVISIBLE, GET WORKING ON FRAMPT YOU STUPID CUNTS"
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>>336464595
>we're less cancerous that another fanbase

smartest retards around, that's us!
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>>336464638
>memes instead of actual arguments

underaged everybody
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>>336464840
>>we're less cancerous that another fanbase

That should be the tagline of this entire board.
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>>336464890
I don't need to substantiate when your post is just my taste>your taste. Go fuck yourself ass hater.
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>>336464242
>deepthroating
>>336464347
I like this one, could be this one as well >>336464348

>>336464476
If you mean the picture, yes. But not the original OP.

>>336464481
Cute, also nonlewd, which is what >>336464298
would like. Maybe I'll start with that.

>>336464493
>vore

>>336464798
It just seemed like the game was glitching out when I first saw it. I don't really understand the 'artistic' approach, so this makes a little more sense to me.

I think I'll
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>>336465587
What's wrong with vore?
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>>336465587
What's wrong with deepthroating?
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>>336464580
>thin is still conventionally attractive

Opinions. I'd say only in as much as it retains the sexual characteristics that are attractive(classically and in this case to males).

>Boyish is not masculine. boyishness is feminine.

Boyishness is neoteny. Twinks highlight the characteristics of immature males. Women who look like gay twinks look like immature males.

There's a whole lot of faggotry involved in the high-fashion image of the ideal woman.
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>>336465587
Looks like a hollow got him.

So far, people requested vore, buttjob, anal, deep throating, wing-handlebars, comfy lapsitting, egg laying, and something else? and I still wanna request her in her loot stash, living like a king of junk.

>>336465687
Vore is weird in that someone's getting eaten. Who normally gets off to that other than >furries ?

>>336465730
Apparently, you're what's wrong with it.
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>>336465687
For me to enjoy vore, it has to be done in a very specific way, which ends up basically not even being vore. Nothing wrong with it, it's just not a fetish I understand.

>>336465730
Nothing wrong with deepthroating, just couldn't think of anything to say after it. I feel like the drawfag who drew pic related should probably do that one.
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>>336465852
Pump a rum would look pretty cute with a vore gut, jus sayin
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>>336465842
>king of junk
Ok, I can totally imagine that picture and it's pretty cute. It's nonlewd like >>336464298 wants. I'll sketch that up real quick.
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>>336464763
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>>336465842
>tfw no Crow Harpy Companion
Now I want her helping the Unkindled, using the Blades of Mercy.
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>>336464045
Ornifex playfully bullying/teasing pump-a-rum.
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>>336466317
I fully support a jealous cougar Ornifex bullying Pump-a-Rum
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>>336466190
Harpies are good companions
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>>336461275
>Growing up in the 80s and 90s this shit was unheard of

Shut up ya fag, porn back then was poorly rendered messes of pubic and facial hair. I'll take ghetto booty and fat titties any day of the week.
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>>336464045
>>336466317
Pumpa-a-rum comparing her cute loli-butt with Ornifex' mature booty.
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>>336461989
the analysis was correct
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>>336464045
draw her getting drunk and dizzy from drinking Siegbräu and then playing it's barrel like a drum
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>>336465803
Prepubescent males and females look the same though. Neotenous facial structure in adults is heavily selected for in both males and females, or at least in females which causes males to end up that way via offspring.
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>>336466648
That one's already been made, boyo.
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>>336466982
This is the one that finally gave me a boner. Goddammit.
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P-pump-a-rump!
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Why these birds got to be so sexual.
I don't want to get turned on while I'm playing my murderhobo games.
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>>336466982
oh shit senpai really? i had no idea. i also had no intention of my request being sexual but this is fun too
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>>336466982
I want her to belch on my dick.
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>>336467184
Hnnnnnnnmmgf belching is so hot
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>>336466982
AYYYY
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>>336466831
Therefore the "highlight": it's not a perfect childish androgyny.

The addition or lack of other characteristics enter the picture to a far too great a degree/specificity (the height, width of shoulders and shape of jaw, the lack of hips and breasts and more female levels of body fat) for me to suspect anything other than a disinterest in the feminine.

The petite female exists. But it wasn't what was pushed in the 90s and early 00s.
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>>336467504
>>336465803

Neoteny is generally more attractive in women than in men.
It's not "gay", it's just common sense.
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>>336464045
Two crows squaking at each other: one wearing a I <3 Pump-a-Rum t-shirt, the other wearing a Pickle-Pee No#1 shirt.
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>>336467668
It starts getting gay when you erase the hips, turn the jaw into a slab and make it a point that the body is as boy-like in its every distribution and portion as it possibly can be.
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>>336465842
Gotta eat some breakfast, here's an update
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>>336468159
I prefer girls with strong jawlines, better chance my kids will have them
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pedophiles should be killed.
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what does pickle pee smell like?
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>>336468602
A Homeward Bone would probably smell like decay.
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>>336468498
If you think this is paedophilia, you have seriously been skewed by neo/v/
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>>336468498
Here's to (you)
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>>336464045
Giant Pump-a-rum using Firelink Shrine as her chair/table picking up the chosen ash and being excited because they meet her requirements of stuff she likes collecting.
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>>336468926
Oh sorry, I forgot it doesn't count because they're actually adults in children's bodies.

Whatever helps you sleep at night pal.
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>>336469210
this but she's also sticking her fat ass out and her engorged bird clit is rubbing against the corner
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>>336463143
Gross and underrated post.
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>>336463143
Oh fuck
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>>336464045
>>336464242
>>336464298
>>336464798
In the original, Sparkly the crow thought you looked scary. I assume that is why it keeps it's distance. Plus, it's nest was up in a tree. So you couldn't really get a good enough angle to tell if it was in there or not. Though, you could see birds circling the nest. So it could be assumed that Sparly is occupying the area.

In the original trading system, you would drop your item, get the confirmation, WALK AWAY, and then come back later to find a new item. The game would wait until the zone was refreshed. Meaning you had to either exit the zone and return, die, or abuse the system by exiting the game, and reloading your save.

So all considered, I believe the idea was that the crow would only come down once your scary ass left the vicinity. However, in future titles, they streamlined the trading system, while neglecting to update the context. Which, yes, is kind of lazy.

Sparkly voice clips, for your fetish feul: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrnQZvJ19A
Sparkly could use some love too, btw. The original begging bird deserves something.
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All the crow images I've seen because of this made me realize how fucking retarded crows look. They look like they just walked in on their dad taking a shit constantly. I really like crows.
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>>336469470
That is an adult body

And see
>>336466831
>>336467504

we have been sexually selecting females in favor in neoteny, or being younger for thousands of years. You like big tits and saggy/fat asses? You're abnormal.
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>>336458139
Wow!!! Epic meme XD reposting this to /r/4chan :)
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>>336470019
Hello, newfriend.
"Underrated post" was an ironic phrase making fun of sites like reddit that have up-votes and down-votes. You seem to have mistook it as sincerity and an appropriate phrase to use.
Now, before you attempt to go double ironic, by using the phrase to spite me. Just know that ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>336461275
>saying this when the late 80's and 90's were the golden age of fake tits
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>>336470964
Big perky balloon titties though
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>>336466831
>Prepubescent males and females look the same though.
No they don't.
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>>336470568
You wouldn't like them so much if you had to put up with them constantly cawwing every time you go outside.
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>>336470863
>. J
>ending the sentence there
THAT MAKES ME IRRATIONALLY UPSET.
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>>336471067
Nah there's a good amount of crows around here, birds in general. Only time it annoys me is when I'm trying to sleep but that's my own fault for sleeping at 5am.
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>>336470717
You've never seen an adult body.
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>>336471030
they were the best, yeah

today implants just look gross
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>>336471104
Looks like /lit/ is in the building.
Alright, what's the proper punctuation to use then?
If I were talking, I would have ended the sentence right there.
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>>336461275
>nigger ass
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>>336471185
I have a lot of birds too, but I can zone everything but crows and cockatoos out, those fuckers are loud and obnoxious.
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>>336471258
Mwee, Mwee, Chaika
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>>336471221
>t-thats not a REAL woman!
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>>336471560
Thats a malnurished skeleton
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wTndUgskZQ
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>>336471574
I wanna pump her rump!
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>>336461275
>low test irishmen are allowed on the same board as you

fuck off
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>>336471815
Hello tumblr.
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You wouldn't a harpy, would you /v/?
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>>336462180
>>336464045
>>336464763
>>336465852
>>336466317
>>336466982
>>336468291
>>336471258
>>336471258
>>336471574

Go to sleep little birdies, this is for the big girls.
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>>336471948
I wouldn't what?
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>>336471285
>Now, before you attempt to go double ironic, by using the phrase to spite me just know that ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Is the correct way of expressing in writing what you had to say. Splitting the sentence in two had no purpose because
>Now, before you attempt to go double ironic, by using the phrase to spite me
leaves out what you wanted to convey as a note for that person to know before his predicted behaviour, which you added further in.

Not even /lit/ you're just retarded.
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>>336471948
With the force of a thousand nukes
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>>336472061
a harpy
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>>336472034
this artist triggers me
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Whats the male version of a harpy?
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>>336471948
Harpies are great for marrying and cuddling.
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>>336472034
Kaiba?
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>>336472336
Harpoon
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>>336471285
>Now, before you attempt to go double ironic, by using the phrase to spite me.
That is a dependent clause and therefore not a complete sentence.
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>>336472336
Nonexistant and irrelevant
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>>336458139

I miss when the crows asked for sensible things instead of pickle pee
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>>336466982
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>>336472613
ravens are better
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>>336472073
Well I may only have a D grade highschool education. But I know you forgot a punctuation mark. There's no comma or anything between "me" and "just". So that pert of the sentence kind of runs on and loses meaning.
I broke up the sentence, because of the long pause in between me and just. "Spite me" was supposed to go up slightly, and pause.
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>>336458139
So is there a reason everyone sees this crow as a loli? Not playing the game and the voice doesn't sound like a loli
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>>336472430
So then perhaps a comma or a semicolon would work instead?
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>>336472748

bird uses dumb speak and birds are small

kids are dumb and small so why not
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>>336471948
Here's 5 cute facts about Harpies!

1) Harpies are women!
2) They're cute!
3) I love them!
4) Harpies!
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>>336472735

>argues about grammar
>starts a sentence with "But"
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>>336472821
Yes, that would be a good fix.
>>336472735
And now you're just taking the piss.
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>>336464763

>mfw I've never even considered leaving equipment pieces/weapons before I saw that pic
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>>336458139
What on earth were they thinking?
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>>336471948
I would grab my pellet rifle and shoot them, then proceed to feet the head to my dog and eat the rest
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>>336472868
I never understood why one can't.

>>336472927
I never understood what "taking the piss" actually means. Brits seem to use it for a lot of things.
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>>336472336
Harpy (male)
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>>336472976
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Can you eat harpy?
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Giant enemy crab best meme
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>>336472864
Perfect
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>>336473187
I can't deal any damage though, help pls!
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>>336472735
>. S
YOU SLUT
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>>336473187
Attack it's weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
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>>336473034
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>>336472864
Birds smell
Harpies won't smell?
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>>336473317

Can I trouble you for the source to that comic Anon?
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>>336473395
i love it
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>>336461989
>>336464638
>>336466423
>>336470964
>>336471290
>>336471914
Pathetic normies. Flat chest and small butt master race.
Go back to your Sexy Hot Girls Facebook page.
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>>336471560
What the fuck is wrong with her arms holy fuck
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>>336473490

Women smell too. Or at least thats what I'm told.
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>>336473537

looks like bird cafe
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>>336472381
Do you think it's hard to get cum out of feathers?
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>>336473634
True but bird smell though....
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OK, what the fuck.
Both DeS and DaSII had an invisible talking crow but it didnt generate any kind of "crow posting".
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>>336473317
I want to spoil Suzu. And fuck that pancake-loving tsundere girl
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>>336473714

feathers are great at deflecting liquids
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>>336473714
No, special oil segregated by their bodies makes them really easy to clean
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>>336473582
Petite girls are appreciable. Honestly, choosing between thick and thin are both the worst. You're only limiting yourself and revealing your limited tastes. You'r either a nigger or a potato nigger.

So long as the girl isn't a skeleton, or a blimp, one should be able to appreciate a variety of shapes and sizes.
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>>336473789
Those crows didn't say shit that sounded vaguely lewd
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>>336473789

I think its because the VA sounds cuter. Dunno if its the same one as before though.
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>>336473789
DaS did generate crow posting actually, not to this extent, but it definitely existed.
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>>336473582
>you're just underaged!
>gets BTFO
>n-n-normies leave

Anon unless you're talking about literal children unironically living big tits and fat asses is the least normie thing you can do.
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>>336473789
Sparkly from DeS ...sparked... some interest. But not a lot.
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>>336473979
It's Priscilla's VA
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>>336473537
Yeah, >>336473706

>>336473837
Both are cute as hell.
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>>336473789
Because they mostly just said "caw trade shit with me"
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>>336472864
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>>336473965
Sparkly did. Sparkly begged for sparkly-twinkly. Clearly it was alluding for the player to lube their cock, making it slick and shiny.
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Should I get 3 if I havent played/watched the first two DS?

Or should I wait until the community dies to play all three?
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>>336473582
>Flat chest and small butt master race.
so basically men
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>>336473917
No there is only one true set of attractive body features for women.
>small hips
>small ass
>AA-B bust size
>long torso
Anything else is normie shit tier.
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I want to impregnate a cute cheerful pum-a-rum

Am i a pervert?
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>>336461275
You sound like you were born in 2000 and you are one of those "wrong generation kids" while you're right and barely should be considered human, you don't know shit about what you are talking about.
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>>336474295
Yes
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>>336474224
Just play them
If the community ruins a game for you then you should stop playing video games
Did you play Demon's Souls? If you have enough time just play DeS, DS1, DS2 and DS3.
Despite how much hate DS2 gets you should still play it too see where the hate actually comes from, it also had some good changes that didn't make it back into DS3 for some reason
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>>336464045
Next to MC player character both doing Curl Up pose with an itty bit of hangy side boob.

Go
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>>336474284
>>small hips
>>small ass
I think you want to diddle young boys

if you don't want a woman with hips wider than your shoulders, you're a mega homo
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>>336464045
Draw her making this face
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>>336474284
>long torso
That's my pet peeve. It's one of those things that don't get talked about often when discussing beauty standards. Yet somehow, white people instinctively go for long torso chicks. It just looks strange.
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>>336474224
You kinda need to play the first one since the two overlap way too much. Apparently DS3 recognizes how shit 2 was and except for some of the biggest plot points it barely comes back to it.
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>>336473979
>>336474493
>you want to diddle young boys
Yes and?
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>>336474394
Is Demon Souls connected to Dark Souls
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>>336474493
>if you don't like disgusting cartoon proportion features on women you want to fuck boys
More Goddesses for me then. Enjoy your implants.

>>336474570
Nothing is hotter than a long tummy with a navel that looks like a cat's eye.

Getting hard just thinking about it.
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>>336473034
thats so stupid I actually cuckled
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>>336474735
No, except for a few refernces that show up in DS1 and 3
But it started the whole souls thing and in my opinion is still the best souls game when it comes to characters, level design and overall atmosphere
The gameplay is almost the same as the other games since they only added like 1 or 2 mechanics every game
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>>336474735
Probably not.
Doesn't matter.
Play any in any order.
Just understand that you'll appreciate the controls more if you incrementally get to know the combat.
Play it when it was at its jankiest to what it is now. Its all fun.

Just go buy em and play em. Just watch the trailers for each and that'll about cover what you need to know about them.
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>>336474754
>Goddess (male) [Age: 5 minutes]

Implants are disgusting, more disgusting than pedo bait skellies. But when a girl has naturally massive hips its like gazing at proof of a higher power
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>>336475025
Whatever you say stupid normie. I bet you want kids too.
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>>336473880
>segregated

kek
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>>336475025
If girls with small asses and tits look like boys to you, then you're tastes are just as bad as him.
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>>336471948
>tfw you could cook harpy omelettes in the minigame
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>>336473395

I'd pump that rump
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>>336471948
I like the story about the researchers raising baby harpies and the baby harpies eating the researchers
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>>336473395

I would ejaculate inside her vagina
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>>336476198
I like the similar story about a guy trying that with fucking hellhounds like a retard
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>>336458139
>the only memorable character is DaS3 is a rehash from a previous game

well then, that ain't pumping ANY rums
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"Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting—
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
Quoth the Raven "Pickle pee!."
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>>336468291
>>336465842
Another update. Gotta go get my car fixed so it'll be a while for the finished product.
criticism welcomed my harpy-friends
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>>336479023
She looks smug, I like it
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>>336474295
do you have conditions to raise a kid and a harpy waifu? love isnt cheap anon, and so does raising daughterfus
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Shit doodle.
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>>336481184
whats up with her face does she has a moustache or something?
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>>336479023
Looks like shit senpai. Deviantart tier. Don't rush so much
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I want to give her my silky smooth pickle pee in her warm and soft pump-a-rum
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>>336481302
Unfocused shitty hatching, fampai.
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>>336481184
I like the leg wobbles.
Not really much saying it's pumparum though.

>>336481527
Damn. That's like, the worst thing you could have said. I agree, it's looks like shit. I'll scrap it and try again. I am trying to go fast enough to at least provide updates to this thread
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>>336481527
Drawing is hard man
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>>336464007
The abundance of DS memes is actually really fun. Maybe you should enjoy yourself for once.
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>>336482209
This thread is going nowhere. Don't feel in a rush to provide content.
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>>336473979
The crows in DeS, DaS, and DaSIII all have the same VA.
This VA is also Saint Astraea (DeS), Crossbreed Priscila (DaS), Princess Gwynevere (DaS), Alsanna the Silent Oracle (DaSII) and the fat evangelist enemies in DaSIII.

Clair Corbett. She's got range. Also her last name is close to the latin root word for crow, which is some crazy coincidental nonsense.
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>>336462180
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bump a rum
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I am not hip with the latest memes, someone please explain what the fuck this thread is
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>>336472864
>5 cute facts
>proceeds to post 4 cute facts
I WANT MY MONEY BACK
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>>336483693
Play some video games once in a while.
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FUCK PICKLE PEE
FUCK PUMP A RUM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>336483786
Fuck no.
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>>336462180
Every day, every thread.
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>>336482209
Will try the unofficial version now.
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>>336483769
5th hidden fact is that harpies are dumb as bricks
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>>336483931
LET'S DANCE
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>>336484276

I would do her
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>>336484276
That is the hottest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
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>>336462180
>>336470336
So there is one from Demon's Souls and one from DS3.

What about DS1, DS2, BB?
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>her face as you pump her rum
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>>336485240
DS1 is snuggly, i don't even remember what the one from 2 sounds like and BB doesn't have one
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>>336484814
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>>336485592
:(
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>>336485526
any links to dialogues of these?
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I would pump her bum if you know what I mean
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>>336485526
Well, there's Eileen, but aside from her you were actually killing crows there.
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>>336485924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLN8XywaEJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FQ3PKzAXbU
The crows in 2 sound so weird, like fucking fan dub tier
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>>336486398
Dyna & Tillo are garbage crows.
Ornifex is the only good crow in DaSII.
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>>336486398
Seems like same VA for DS1/DS3
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>>336463143

POTD
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>>336473582
fatlifts pls go and stay go.
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Why is the crow depicted as a human crow hybrid? Just a made up fan thing?
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>>336488197
A fan thing, because of the popularity of monstergirls on /v/.
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>>336488197
That and the fact that there's already human-crow hybrids in the game.
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PUMP A RUM!
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>>336488346
>cosplay tier shit on par with catgirls
>qualifying as "monstergirl"

Female anthropomorphized versions of DaS monsters isn't a new thing.
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>>336488667
Have harpies ever been considered cosplay tier? That's news to me.
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>>336461563
lol
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>>336458139
>pump-a-rum
>pickle pee

What the fuck do these terms mean? Dark Souls just love giving you unexplained shit.
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>>336488776
>soft, downy feathers covering thighs and ass

I could be into that
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>>336458139
>All these non meme porn dump threads
>ill start an over used meme porn dump thread
when will this shit be auto /trash/ or at least /vg/
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>>336488776
Harpies with normal legs like >>336462180
are considered cosplay tier.

As a general rule of thumb, if only hands, feet, ears and "tail" are animal-like then it's cosplay shit. You need at least half the body to qualify as a monster girl. Something like torso, or waist, legs and feet.
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>>336462180
This is the first time I have ever heard this dialogue

I wrote HAHA a bunch of times but the fag filter thought it was spam

Fuck you, I liked it.
It also gave me a boner
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>>336488898
Out of context reference to an old folk song or something.
Basically, someone thought esoteric references = good writing
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>>336488898
>Pickle pee
This one is obvious

"You, me, pickle pee"
Pee = penis, pickle = the act of pickling; a joke about fermentation there's a vagina beer now, btw
"Pump-a-rump"

Sexual innuendos
Fuck you, you know it's true
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>>336489168
That's just Japan in general when they throw in western mythology stuff.
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>>336488197
She's called a hawk girl in the official guides for DeS and DaS. The better question is why people call them crows.
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>>336488898

It's from some old ass kids story poem thing
it's called "The Ceremonial Band" by James Reeves. In the poem, "pickle-pee" is the sound of a fife and "pump-a-rum" is the sound of a drum.
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>>336489101
Kek
Nah m8.
It has wings instead of arms its monstergirl. Just because you're attracted to cloacas doesn't mean you get to act elitist about your shitty fetish
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>>336490025
>It has wings instead of arms its monstergirl.

Wow catgirls have paw gloves I guess that makes them not cosplay tier shit.

Nah faggot, go back to your normalfag porn, you have no power here.
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>>336464045
draw her invading a estoc squad while carrying a greatbow and a rapey face
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