Console-tan thread
Early night edition
>>336411625
okay I swear this is the last time
femboi
cum addict
>>336413651
OP here, shut the fuck up, it got delivered
>>336413651
Anon the get was already got and the get delivered.
Post a picture of your favorite console-tan!
Let's not drag this shit into the new thread.
>>336413726
>Anon
fag detected
>>336413651
I'm glad you lost, anon.
>>336413087
Give me a sec, I could work out something for Genesis, SNK/KOF style
>>336413734
>3dsDo we upgrade her too?
What other oddball styles would fit each tan?
>>336413818
>hardmodding a Nintendo handheld
it's not the 90s anymore anon
>>336413867
Polygonal tits PS1 was pretty good.
I've really been digging these Console-tan threads.
Seems like we've got a pretty great crowd.
>>336413818
>>336413931
Well, she's already got that jailbreaking pic with her and Vita. Does that mean 3DS is a huge portable slut now?
>>336413867
john k
gamesphere
>>336413994
>Seems like we've got a pretty great crowd
HA! Good one.
Nah, in all seriousness, the regulars and content creators are all pretty nice people. Ignore the shitposters and /ctt/ is pretty comfy.
Can we not have that GameStop princess shit this thread?
It took over the whole thread and it was annoying
>>336414186
For you.
It made OC and speed up the previous thread enough to allow for an early night thread.
Uncharted 4-themed image when?
>>336414186
There's what, 3 of these threads every Tuesday? Besides, it's quite a bit of oc decided by the other posters, it's not like he's doing it to deliberately dominate the thread
afternoon /ctt/
can anyone tell me what i've missed so far?
>6k words
>fic isn't done yet
send help
>>336414536
Not too much. Potion drew a pretty funny comic and I'm pretty sure we got a couple more fics coming our way.
>>336413867
I'd like to see WiiU or PS4 with Okami style
/r/equesting PS4 "daylighting" as a Real Woman living in the Real World doing Real Things
>>336414637
I'm at 5k words, still don't think I'll finish by tonight.Romance is hard.
>>336414796
vanilla son.
vanilla
>>336414796
If I'm not done in the nexthour or soI'm probably not gonna be done tonight, either.
That said, things are looking pretty good from here on out, though.
>>336414651
okiedokie. i spent most of the day with other people. havent been able to just sit down and enjoy the internet at all.
>>336414796
Can't really write what you have never experienced, it's natural.
>>336414894
Vanilla ice cream is delicious, though I prefer chocolate-vanilla swirls.It's 0% lewd, 100% cute and character building.
>>336414898
There's always next week,when we can deliver TWO fics!Actually let's not promise such things like that.
>>336414945
Sick burn, you cunt.
I like GBC-tan
requesting smug genesis with snes maybe
>>336415078
I see you're a man of taste.
>remember when M0ys3 used to draw Console-tans
>when his tumblr got nuked he just fucking disappeared
welp
>>336415064
>There's always next week
Yeah, but I'm set to get completely buttfucked by work next week. Tonight would be a great night to finish everything up.soon, i promise
>>336415078
Me too.
Her ass is radical.
>>336413946
this is like my favorite one, she has the most personality cuz of her low poly tits, hands, and abs
>>336415242
It's pretty tubular.
>>336415090
i made this like 3 weeks ago and i never uploaded it but it fits your request so hey
>>336415350
>>336415350
i wish we could post uncensored laundromat pic but mods will drop their hotpockets
>>336415220
Keep it up, man.
>>336415350
LAUNDROMAT
>>336415425
beautiful
>>336415592
I want to SDM Neo Geo!
>>336415592is there anything under that dress?
>>336415425
i didnt expect a delivery this fast
nice job
>>336415732
Anything more would just get in the way.
>>336415732
Nope, she just wears a dress that's easy to take off in one swift motion.That way she can rape Shield before he has a chance to escape.
>>336415350
It's gnarly.
>>336416008
oh man.
dis gon b gud
I LOVE YOU VITA
Can you guys make tans for graphics cards?
>>336415951
Bodacious.
>>336416114
I ain't got no more.
>>336416191
OC from last thread.
>>336416008
Do you have a blog yet?
>>336416396
I like the '4K' on the jacket.
>>336416542
nigga I got this off of deviantbooru
>>336416396
PROJECT NEO
PROJECT MORPHEUS
WHAT COMES NEXT? VITA 2.0 BABY (Ngage 3.0)
I can't draw for beans but I keep practicing. Give me things to practice on, perhaps
>>336410082
Hey...is there a Neo Geo X-tan?
>>336416761
IT'S FUCKING CUTE
C U T E
U
T
E
>>336414536
SNESxGenesis ERP logs were posted
Silly comics were made
Some anon is drawing LEWD THINGS
One anon suggested making a Visual Novel and was shot down
People are writing shit
>>336416704
Vita Successor is Project Trinity
>>336416761
thanks my dude. preciate it
>>336417021
Sony fucked up so hard i cant even fathom how theyd make it work
>>336416738
GC-tan doing something active
>>336417008
>People are writing shit
Th-thanks for the compliment.I'm only kidding.
>>336415592
I can't tell if this is a pantyshot or barbie doll anatomy
>>336417262
Pretty sure shit is just interchangeable for stuff, given the context.
when will ps4k tan kill ps4?
>>336417386I'm aware, that's why I said I was kidding.
pls no bully I'm not a drawfag
>>336415415
who is this semen demon
>>336417673
Not bad, but not good either. The face definitely could use work, and the outline on her jacket is hard to discern.
Hey anons! What 'cha:
>Playan
>Listenan to
>Watchan
>Eatan
>Drinkan
>>336417706
neo geo
>>336415329
>the pc police
>>336417706
neo "ara ara" geo
>>336417673
Is anyone really though?
Is there a tan for ColecoVision?
>>336417568And maybe I was kidding you, anon.
>>336417891
>Playan
Megaman Legends 2/Senran Kagura Estival Versus
>Listenan
Sabaton
>Watchan
Your generic lossless uncensored pandering harem anime
>Eatan
Had a bowl of cereal and it's destroying me
>DrinkanSquirt
>>336418063
HOLD THE PHONE, I'VE BEEN HAD!
>>336416008
>>336416114
>>336416304
>>336416542
>>336416685
oh hey that's me.
I wish I didn't start this on the weeks I had a lot of work
I feel bad leaving this so long.
Anyone have that picture of ps4's lewd lips
I want to try to add lewd lips into the picture
>>336416396
whos the one talking about cocks?Should have gone with an Adam Jensen theme "I never asked for this"
>>336416270
Thanks doc
>>336417891
>Playan
Infinity Wars
>Listenan to
Sonic 2 soundtrack
>Watchan
Nothing yet
>Eatan
Cookies
>Drinkan
Shitty beer
>>336417673
for this kind of small sprite you should take one of the options, you super deform the character to a chibi point so you can make expressive, or you make human proportional and make emphasis in the clothing
but still, not being a drawfag it's pretty good!
>>336417891
>Hexen 2
>see above
>nothing
>ate a Philly Cheese Steak an hour ago
>Arizona Peach Iced Tea
>>336416738
ouya trying to jump over a car
>>336417891
>>Playan
Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney for the third time!
>>Listenan to
>>Watchan
both are live streams
>>Eatan
bread
>>Drinkan
chocolate milk
>>336418242
>>336417673
Genesis would be proud, anon. Good effort
>>336417891
>Playan
Rocket League
>Listenan to
See Above
>Watchan
SAI
>Eatan
Klondike Bar
>Drinkan
SpriteZero
>>336417021
>>336417108
I like how Xbone was supposed to be a reference to the Matrix(the execs wanted the nickname to be 'the one') and here we are
I'm imagining 3DS as Ryuko and 2DS as Mako, and it's pretty cute. Mako is just cartoon-y enough for 2DS to fit her well, and 3DS is basically Ryuko already.
Edits when?
>>336417891
>Playan
Plenty of Mushihimesama.
>Listenan to
The To the Moon OST.
>Watchan
Rewatching Madoka. Still depressing.
>Eatan
Chicken breast and rice, baby.
>Drinkan
Waterthe fic is almost done fuck like 300 more words jesus i`m just gonna stop posting for a bit and go finish it
>>336418702
Thanks
>>336418740
That's a pretty dumb move if true since matrix haven't been relevant in pop culture for some time now.
>>336418426
That's Wii U.PS4 referencing Deus Ex doesn't sound right in my head. That's totally in PC's territory.
>>336413727
>>336418796
lol idk
>>336413734
3ds tan is too pure forFAKE ABS
>>336418796
I remember being posted before this comic, 2ds didn't look so much like mako but she acted the same
>>336419139
How could you say such a thing? Just look at them, it's perfect when you only insert the tans into out-of-context gifs and not into the actual story.
>>336419025
It sounded like someone with experience in it which is why i askedYeah but I never asked for this+upgrades seems to fit whats happening with the ps4
>>336419274
That's 2Dorable.
>>336419313
I get it. Just didn't want people to think she was supposed to be Jensen when I was trying for Neo. They're both people in big coats with glasses.
>>336417237
Is yoga active? I'm terrible with hands, in particular, sorry.
>>336419139
i like where this is going
I might write a fic about these two
any ideas?
>>336413734
WHOA HOLY FUCK
R I N K A H
anyone got the 'its tuesday... finally tuesday...' image? it's perfect
please tell me someone screenshot flockmod's angry jaguar
>>336419953
>>336419857
Sleepover at the Sega residence. The other Sega consoles are dicks to SNES except Dreamcast. Genesis gets pissy about people entering her room.
>>336420026
>>336420045
i love you anon, you are my hero
>>336419857
Gen trying to show SNES how to play football
>>336420026
Flockmod's got a gallery. Found it there.
>>336420026
http://flockmod.com/gallery/index.php?q=/post/view/303102
>>336420087
>>336420120
>>336420139
thank you based fampais
>>336419857
Genesis wakes up with a weird add-on.
>>336419857
Give them stands and have them beat the shit out of each other.
...
Just kidding, how about an adventure to the laundromat?
>>336420120
Spoopy
>>336420087
>>336420120
I love the little doodles like this.
>>336420087
>>336420120
>oh long jhonson
heh
>>336419857
That pic reminded me of this, so SNES making fun of Gen for gaining a little weight
I got part 2's ending finished, any thoughts and any suggestions to make it better?
http://pastebin.com/wVQv1Wtv
Also, suggestions for the rest of the story?
>>336420718
make a villain as strong as Cars.
...wrong Part 2
>>336415490
What's this Laundromat pic I hear about?
>>336420718
link to part 1
>>336420718
Forgot to mention what this is, it's the GenesisXSNES story about broken bones and cuteness.
>>336420935
I reuploaded it since I lost the link.
http://pastebin.com/Xa23X9hH
>>336420870
>He hasn't visited the laundromat
It's a GBC lewd pic, public nudity stuff.The laundromat is starting to feel like a meme with how we talk about it so secretly. That and it's in one Gen+SNES fic,
>>336420870
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1254
>>336421173
MY MAN
AAAAAAAWWWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEELLLL THE POOOOWWWUUUUHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>tfw you find your old scribbles and see how far youve come
Has anyone uploaded the laundromat image onto the booru? I couldn't find it last time I checked it.
>>336419624
Was my drawing so terrible? I apologize.
I don't do Console-Tan threads. I asked a few weeks ago if an EA Sports-tan existed, and the answer was No. Let's fix that.
What I've got so far:
-Male
-Been around about as long as SNES-tan
-Athletic
-Shallow
-Dumb
-Overall typical jock
-Life revolves around sports
-Wardrobe consists almost exclusively of pro sports uniforms
-Outfit changes frequently
-Always hangs out with the newest crowd
-Civil towards former friends
-Bitter towards Wii U
-Pretends PC doesn't exist despite sharing a common interest and being friends for a time
-Literal mortal enemies with Dreamcast, multiple attempted murders
-Will physically remove Dreamcast from the area as if he owns the place
P.S. I'm not a drawfag
>>336421092
thanks
>>336421493
It's been on the booru for a long time.
>>336421359
you got it
i should draw some more of these in shitty fashion
>>336420049
I could totally work with this. Genesis defending SNES the entire way, acting as though she's just trying to beat her rival in her own territory, but enjoying every minuet
>>336420119
Potential here as well
>>336420197
Nyeh
>>336420240
Ha Ha HaMaybe
>>336420694
kek, i just noticed the resemblance
>>336421549
Just off the top of my head, the whole point of console-tans are humanized consoles. EA is more of a company than anything. If they made a peripheral then it could qualify
Can anyone draw anyfeetstuff?
>>336421836
gib opinion on >>336421740
and it is done, all 7.3k words of itjust formatting and proofreading now, shouldn't be more than ten minutes or so
>>336421549
we don't even have all the consoles as a tan, making software parties too would be a little too much
>>336422349
On the drawing? Its pretty good, gets the point across
>>336413726
I want tocuddleVita-Tan!
>>336421836
>Maybe
We got ourselves a winner.
>>336422667
I said MAYBE
>>336423097
And MAYBE clearly means YES!
>>336421510
Don't apologize for OC. Just do it more and you'll improve.
>>336422314
No, but I can give you this.
>>336414726
I agree with this.
It would be very neat imo.
>>336423469
And this.
Late night thread? Time for some late night smut.
Taking What You Need (SNES/Genesis)
http://pastebin.com/hA3aBkzB
>Contains:Yuri, public sex, orgasm denial, secret vibrators, femdom, role reversal, spanking, anal sex, feels?
>7.3k words
As always, I'm open to any requests and critique. Ask for a story, or call me a faggot. Hell, do both. I can't stop you.
thread is slow so I'm reposting what I did earlier
reminder it's been 10 years since I last drew a human body
>>336410093
here you go.i skipped the footjob request becauseyou didnt specify the tan
>>336423791
>genesis going fast
this is killing me, great one!
>>336423791
Genesis went 2fast
>>336423759
Time for some Psych!
A W W
W
W
Y I S
I
S
>>336423348
Cant deny that solid evidenceHowever, it'll be number two on my to do list
posting rare OUYA
>>336424409
>rare
>>336424471
okay fine it was fake
>>336423791
Pretty good stuff.>i skipped the footjob request because you didnt specify the tanShit. I guess I should have mentioned it with your favorite female tan then.If it's not too late, would you try it with one of the handheld ladies? 3DS or DS maybe?
>>336424409
This is the rarest Ouya I got
>>336424578
>3DS or DS
Why not both?
>DS had to teach 3DS *everything*
>>336424603
i want to lick that stomach
>>336424302
Party at the laundromat!
>>336424695
Well, 3DS IS backwards compatible...
RARE GAMESPHERE
DO NOT STEAL
where da titty monsters
>>336424695
Oh even better!
>Touching is good, but sometimes you need touse more than just your hands.>3DS: "Oh God! It expanded! What do I do?">DS: "Don't stop. Just keep going."
>E3 is only a month away
>>336425350
No EA this time around.
This may be juicy
>>336425472
I didn't know EA wasn't going to E3 this year.
Is Ubisoft still going to be around to push their memes?
>>336424603
i want to fuck that navel
>>336425350
Are we going to get another countdown?
where'd everybody go
>>336426075
maybe
>>336423759
>towards her car
I think you meant motorcycle. I also spotted a word-slip earlier on but I can't find it now. It's good so far, otherwise.I appreciate the Quake and Doom stuff.
>>336426748
OP here, heading to bed.
I ran out of shitposting juice.
I'll draw something sometime this week for next week.
Okay! I finally finished!
This is my first comic ever plus my second console-tan drawing so go easy on my.
Rate and hate and critique please.
Thanks for the help with the puns various anons. I'm pretty shit at them.
>>336427048
That's some quality stuff right there. Nice.
>>336426808
damn, i thought i had done pretty well on the editing this time around
i'll have to run back through it few more times to check for anything else
>implying you wouldn't do it
>>336427048
Ho, ho ho ho ho, ho boy. That's some good stuff. Nice work, anon. I like your style, it's very... I dunno, but it's cute and I like it a lot.
>>336427167
>implying i wouldn't
anything for my mistress
>>336427048
>Hourglass figure
HNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>336427139
It's okay, Psych, happens to all of us. I'll keep a notepad open to write down any other errors I come across.I've got a few years of amateur editor experience, I can be your editor and proofreader if you want, senpai.
>>336427048
Pretty cool.
>>336427275
>mistress
Now we're getting somewhere
>>336427048
Very, very nice. This looks excellent. It's great to see new people in these threads, especially when they're starting at this high of a quality level.
>>336427048
Nice freakin job anon. Do you have a site or anything?
>>336427048
I'm heading to bed. I'll throw some more drawing ideas at you sometime tomorrow.
Let me know via email if you have any tans you want in one and I can make it work.
>>336417935
Actually his hat says FPS police, frames per second.
>>336427405
Thanks, family.I'll be sure to let you know when I'm through with my next fic.
>>336427048
DAMN, kid can be shy but that was one smooth line!
>>336427129
>>336427254
>>336427407
>>336427440
Thank you kindly. I'm a long time lurker, I always wanted to draw some things but I just never had time to. But I'm super glad you all liked it.
>>336427321
Best figure
>>336427464
Thank you! I never made a site because I could never been able to pick a name I liked.
I'll probably stick with this name though and I'll make a site when I draw more.
>>336427556
This anon has been feeding me ideas. If you guys have any ideas cute, funny,lewdpost them. I need something new to do
I was also talking to one of the smut anons the other day. I was also thinking about drawing some scenes to his smut. Who knows.
>>336424553
Ouya is happier now. Pls stop the abuse
>>336427751
Cool, yo.Just email me, add @yahoo.com to the end of my profile name.You know who I am.
Also, I love that SNES is always two steps ahead like the sly devil she secretly is.
>>336427859
Xbone trying to babysit the Xbillies
>>336427048
Start drawing porn, fagola.
Goodnight.
>>336413515
Test
>>336427859
>I was also talking to one of the smut anons the other day
Oh, I think that might've been me.
How about some Wii-U loving herself?
Anything new with GenesisXSNES?
>>336427048
>*flex*
aw that was cute and also lewd
>Persona 5 stream tomorrow
Finally.
>>336428148
but porn of /who/
also this thread is slowly dying.
do something
>>336429305
Porn of Jaguar-tan!
TOP THREE TANS TO KEEP THE THREAD FROM DYING, GO!
>>336429338
Wasn't one anon writing a Jaguar fic?
Also Jaguar doing what? Gotta be specific man
>>336429385
>WIIU
>NEOGEO
>MOBILE
THEY HAVE NO CORRELATION WHAT SO EVER
and so we wait
>>336424578
k sir.
http://i.imgur.com/MkgyyMz.png
>>336429613
NICEU NICEU BERRY NICEU
>>336429305
>>336428080
xbone trying to """"babysit"""" the xbillies
>>336429580
i want to petGC
>>336429479
THAT'S A BLATANT LIE, I BET YOU READ THE /ss/ FIC YOU DIRTY PERVERT
>>336423759
Damn that was good, I love the way you write these two.can't wait for the sequel
>>336429613
That's pretty nice. Thanks a lot!
>>336429753we need more
mobile needs to get in thereand they need to be more aggressive
>>336429710
What
What does that mean?
>>336429941She was originally going to be recording the whole thing, but three made a party for that first fic. Maybe I'll sequel it one day.
>>336429385
2ds, ps4 and genesis
>>336430075
you know, """""""""""""""""""""""""babysit""""""""""""""""""""""""" them
>>336430629
i still don't get it
what am i missing anon
don't do this
>>336429305
porn of everything
no really, orgy
>>336429710
>>336430075
>>336430680
Proper dental hygiene is very important
>>336430945
hey
stop this
explain yourself
>>336431119
Think he wants Xbone brushing the kids' teeth by force. Also something something throat fetish
>>336431403
mad gay
>>336431679
i ain't no gay nigga
>>336423759
>Mfw lines 353, 391, and that ending
A W W Y I S
YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING NEXT, PSYCH.
>Things I liked:
-"I want to protect that smile." made me kek.
-Very nice dominant character with SNES, I loved that she OUT FUCKING SKILLED Genesis so much.
-Everything with PC was great
-While I liked the sex scenes, I felt that the strap-on part fell a bit short. It could have used some more attention to the sex and butt stuff, but that's just me nit-picking. It's still a good scene.
>Things I didn't like:
SNES IS NOT EXERCISING SAFE ROADWAY PRACTICES!
>SNES hadn’t taken it upon herself to loosen Genesis’s ass with any kind of foreplay
THIS IS NOT PROPERLY PRACTICING SAFE SEX, MISTER!
>Errors:
Every case of Genesis’s - I think it should be Genesis', I don't think S's follow apostrophes with proper nouns and names.
207 - each of which loving contrasted; lovely? lovingly?
And a few comma placements, but that's me seriously nit-picking over sentence structure.
Overall, great job! I enjoyed it a lot, and holy shit tie-in sequel when?I won't have my fic done by tonight, so check my PB in a few days and I'll likely have it up and finished.
>>336432339
>s's vs. s'
A lot of people tend towards the latter because it 'looks nicer', but grammatically, the former is technically correct.
>>336432794
Alright, cool, I wasn't sure on that. Either way, it's not a huge deal. Further nit-picking.
>>336410151
she desn´t deserve a cleaned drawing.
>>336432995
She doesn't deserve to have happy dreams.
you have been visited by the comfy