>White hair
>Half-phantom
>Wields TWO swords
Name one video game character more badass than her.
>>336362107
Reimu > All
>>336362107
>Youmu
>Badass
>>336362107
Dork
>>336362107
Dorks aren't badass
Doomguy.
>>336362107
If she was HALF skeleton she would be great
>>336362107
The meido.
>>336362107
Youmu is not badass. She's a giant dork in all the official manga she appears in.
>>336362107
>use telekinesis
>now I'm the one with two swords
What now, dork?
How the fuck can you even be half a phantom?
Are anime fans really this fucking retarded?
This is how the decline of civilization looks like, huh? A bunch of fucking adults watching shit that doesn't even make sense to a child.
This planet can't be glassed soon enough.
>>336362107
Can she teleport and is she the son of Sparda?? No
>>336363298
We ALL are half skeleton, dumbass.
>>336363665
Lewd
>>336363783
but first
>>336363592
the things i would do to those fairies
>>336362107
>White hair
>Half-devil
>Wields TWO swordsand summons even more!
Name one video game character more motivated than him.
>>336364094
What would you do to them, anon?
>>336364257naughty things
>>336363939
DELETE THIS
>>336364195
> White hair
> All human, made himself a hero through sheer force of will and desire to protect people
> Wields a literally unlimited number of swordsand can summon or make pretty much anything else he wants at an increased mana cost
> So motivated that he literallly tries to kill himself by the most convoluted method of interdimensional pseudo time travel fuckery possible to prevent himself from suffering and stop all of the bad things he had to do after he became a guardian
>>336364257
That fucking part on the right.
https://youtu.be/bhITpTtG888
I have this saved from ages ago. No idea how accurate it is.
>>336364424
I love Reisen!
>>336364572
>They're actually clapping
I thought this was just a meme.
>>336364574
>only 1/4 of the speed of light
>less_than_an_attosecond.jpg
>>336365046
>capeshit
>>>/co/
>>336364858
Pre or post PTSD?
>>336364574
Why are Touhou characters allowed to control space-time physics and the supernatural.
But none of the games actually represent those powers.
It's all just glowing balls and shit.
>>336365217
No.
>>336364257
>that two guys on the moon reference.
>>336365395
Because they're playing a game. They're not actually trying to kill eachother.
![tumblr_nruty19fdQ1rw29u3o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yaA5byQ.jpg "tumblr_nruty19fdQ1rw29u3o1_1280[1].jpg")
>>336363339
She IS basically Dio,of course she is badass.
>>336365873
Dio wouldn't serve under a little girl though
>>336365395
Because they are play fighting with the spellcards rule instead of using their full powers.
Spellcards Rules are there to give humans and low level youkai a chance to win against a poowerful youkai, and it makes battle between two powerful youkai not finishing with the apocalypse.
>>336364574
>Doesn't mention Shiki Eiki
>Despite Yukari admitting she couldn't beat her
Uh huh.
>>336365814
Utsuho is literally trying to kill Reimu when they meet. The other ones may have just been playing Danmaku.
She's an insane feather-brained bitch who wanted to cover the planet in nuclear fire.
>mfw lunatic Kagerou
Literally no time to react to random bullets
>>336366057
>danmaku has Reimu-sized holes
>trying to kill her
>>336366057
>insane feather-brained bitch who wanted to cover the planet in nuclear fire
She's just so perfect.
>>336365975
Then what's the point of saying they have these powers if they're not utilizing them.
>I want to do X
>But I'm not going to use my immense powers to accomplish it
>>336366397
Because they usually use some of their powers to flavor their spellcards.
>>336366397
Because they're being enforced by the most powerful beings in Gensokyo, Yukari and Reimu. Without them, Gensokyo stops existing and everyone disappears because nobody has faith in them. You either do as they say and abide by the spell card rules, or you get kicked out of existence.
>>336366329
EEEEEEEEE
so do outside world humans sometimes end up in Gensokyo by accident or does Yukari just have to feel like fucking with someone for that to happen?
>>336366309
>Use gun to shoot at you
>You dodge the bullets
>"Well you're not actually try to kill because you missed, so I'm not gonna press charges."
>>336366349
>tfw she'll never smother you to death
>>336366635
Both.
Sometimes it happens by accident, sometimes Yukari brings them in (the latter is mostly people that are trying to kill themselves).
And sometimes they come in on purpose, but I think that's a ridiculously rare occurence.
>>336365973
Dio isn't also a human.
Dio splitted into two people and the vampire half went to Remilia.
>>336366635
They do sometimes. Most of the ones that does end up being eaten by Youkai, since they are not protected by the spellcard rules.
>>336366736
Danmaku patterns are required to have holes and to be dodgeable. They're against the rules if they're not and the danmaku themselves aren't lethal.
>>336366583
That doesn't explain why ZUN would give them arbitrary powers like that at all. It raises more questions, you stupid retard mountain dog.
>>336362107
Why did ZUN give the cutest, best designed Touhou the most bland personality of any of the main characters? It's fucking bullshit, I want to love Youmu but I just can't because there is literally nothing about her to like or even dislike, she's just boring.
>>336366821
>>336366842
but how do you just end in some world on a different plane of existence by accident?
niggers
>>336366945
>Youmu
>he cutest, best designed Touhou
>>336366990
The barrier is not perfect, sometimes people just pass through.
>>336366883
They have the powers because fuck you.
>>336363916
Got proof i'm a filthy skeleton fuck face?
>>336366945
The other option was female vergil and that'd have been even worse to be quite desu.
2?
How quaint.
>>336362107
She's not a badass, she's a goodass.
>>336366990
Sometimes, you can pass through the Hakurei Border, Yukari is known to spirit away criminals or suicidal people, if you get lost and people forget about you, you can end up in Gensokyo, the place where forgotten things end up.
>>336367153
>>336367312
who is this Masamune ripoff
>>336366830
out fucking skilled.
>>336366945
>best designed Touhou
>>336367354
A bit of a more serious answer: Because they represent the mythological and mystic explanations for different natural and seemingly supernatural phenomena that people would come up with explanations for in the past. It's also why Gensokyo exists in the first place, since people replaced those explanations with science, the youkai, gods, etc. would disappear from the world.
>>336364517
>White hair
>Has no pussy ass sword, he can cut through space with just an upward kick
>nobody can kill him, just lock him up.
>a shitty, half power version of him in a child's body can summon enough raw energy to fill the space of an entire arena
>>336367528
>was defeated by a high-school dropout, a homo emo and an old hag
>>336367392
Her name is Homura.
She uses SEVEN swords.
>>336367778
Seal keeps weakening, and yashiro fucked the summoning up by stalling too much, leaving orochi to need to use Chris's supple shota body in a weakened state instead of Yuki.
>>336367879
shut the fuck up, tripshit
you suck SEVEN dicks
>>336362107
>Leader of a rabbit army
>Stop an invasion twice
>can turn her arms into swords and flowers
>can summon 8 million gods
>Defeated the main cast
>Canonically the second strongest in the series
whos the bad ass again
>>336367879
>>336367989
destroyed
>>336367879
Did somebody say seven swords?
>>336368009
>can turn her arms into swords and flowers
The hell are you talking about?
>>336367879
>>336367989
kek
>>336368212
When Sakuya tries to cuts her body,Yorihime pulls some shadow clone bullshit and turn her body into flowers,as for the swords she can summon multiple of them
I think Youmu is cool no matter what stupid bullies on the internet say about her.
>>336369069
Even Cirno is cooler than Youmu.
>>336369069
Even ZUN disagrees with you
>>336363592
What are some good touhou fangames?
I'm really bad at shmups but I really like the characters, setting, and music.
>>336369259
>>336369270
Too bad. I'm going to keep thinking she's cool anyway. You can't stop me.
>>336369259
Cirno is the coolest.
>>336366854
Not in the camera games
>>336369467
Watch out for that edge anon, you might cut yourself.
>>336369437
The gate into secondary is a lot bigger and welcoming then the real thing.
Try the Pokemon games.
>>336369437
Shoot Shoot Nitori The Golden
>Needing swords
>needing both hands at the same time
>being 100 years too early
>>336369467
Youmu is not cool. She's a cute
A CUTE!
>>336369467
Well she's not cool.
I love Youmu!
>>336369437
>I'm really bad at shmups
No shit mate. Everybody were at the start. Stop complaining and go for that 1cc.
>>336366945
She's a comparatively young girl who's had to make her own way ever since her dad skipped out on finishing her training.Youmu is really just a straight man for Yuyuko, although they work well together.
She's eager to grow, and maybe even develop a real 2hu ability.
>>336369437
Try Shoot Shoot Nitori, especially Golden. It's a mix of Katamari and Touhou. And it have that kind of songs.
https://youtu.be/opd11YK78To?t=2m33s
>>336369728
>being so irrelevant that you got replaced by some Vietnamese hag
>>336366945
>Why did ZUN give the cutest, best designed Touhou the most bland personality of any of the main characters?
What do you mean, Sakuya's personality is just fine.
>>336362107
I'm not sure I agree with your assessment, but I do like touhouvania youmu and she certainly qualifies for badass.
>>336369437
There are some official fighters if you like those
>>336369685
>The gate into secondary is a lot bigger and welcoming then the real thing.
Wasn't it always?
>>336369921
Luong can't even into Ikuzo
>>336369757
Sorry, but you're wrong. Youmu is cool, and she can't be cool and cute, so Youmu is not cute. She's cool and badass.
lol
>>336370207
But she can into being in a new game :^)
>>336370231
A cute!And molestable.
futo is here!
>>>/s4s/4386021
which one of you fags is the OP?
>>336369437
Touhovania, Dyna Marisa, Suwako chan cubic, Gensokyo no nazo, MegaMari, Genius of sappheiros, Labyrinth of touhou 2 and Earth Suppression by Celestial Lullaby for Gaia
>>336366397
http://www.strawpoll.me/10119736
>2016
>not dressing up like your waifu
Youmu is cute, CUTE!
haha lol
>>336366397
Women are stupid
>>336370681
>mai waifu (t. faggot with the worst shit taste)
Wow dude Youmu isn't my waifu but that's just rude.
>>336370124
Just pointing it out for the new ones. ZUN is trying though, with Point Device.
>>336370838
Are there any more obvious facts you can give us?
>>336365395
Because it is made by a mongoloid for mongoloids.
>ability to eat history
>lol it's just an invisibility spell
They get fancy names for simple things
>lol I was just pretending to fight you
>lol nobody is serious lmao
>>336370980
Hello faggot with the worst shit taste
The concept of a half-ghost is really neat, but it always feels like the games aren't utilizing the gameplay potential of this.
>>336370681
>How are those 1CCs going anon? :^)))) (pls bump my general ;_;)
Anon, come on. You're going to hurt his feelings.
>>336370703
All subtlety wasted and the shirt is ruined with the name.
Contrary to popular belief, Youmu is actually a boy.
What the heck are you doing here mom!! Get out!
>>336371117
A really dorky, pathetic boy.
>>336371067
>lol
Fuckin christIt's wwww you inbred
>>336365395
It's reverse jojo.
Instead of witty people making shit powers dangerous, it's complete idiots making immense powers harmless.
>>336371117
>male seija
DEL
>>336371132
>violating Byakuren
Git.
>>336362107
Easily.
>>336371289
yabadabadooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>336371334
Uhhh guys I think the maid is dead
why is the touhou fandom so awful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rirDGXMm7gk
>not posting the strongest badass in all of videogames
>>336371334
This is literly the worse meme that a 2hu can never recover from
>>336371441
This only makes my penis harder.
>>336371540
That's not Memeji
>>336371474
>>336371196
I don't speak chink. This webzone was founded on the American principles of exploiting other culture for your own amusement you commie.
>>336371132
wait the fuck?
source? the CG set doesn't appear in sadpanda
>>336371673
HELP
>>336371669
Dang /pol/
Then again, she is a non-character like Daiyousei and Koakuma
sup nerds
translate this for me
>>336371830
>>336370538
>Labyrinth of touhou 2
Should I play the first before playing the second?
I remember playing the first one many many years ago, but I only made it in a few floors.
>>336371879
Kaguya is asking Moko is she enjoys being her sex slave.
>>336371793
>
http://exhentai.org/g/768440/bfd7ffe819/
>>336371879
>...You really sure about this?
>Hurry up and do it, baka
>>336371879
Keine is blue.
Can I, really?
Just do it. Dummy.
>>336371879
>U want sum fuk
>ME SO HORNY
There you go
>>336362107
Two?!
>>336371995
Why Byakuren is considered a mom by the touhoufags?
You wouldn't your mom, would you?
sims 4 2hu mod when?
>>336372315
>by the touhoufags?
Don't lump us together with those freaks.
>>336372315
It's just forced by one or two fags on /jp/
Byakuren in fact, would not be a very fun mom.
She'd be too highstrung with boring Buddhist beliefs.
A good, fun mom would be like Meiling or something.
what is this image implying? help me pls
>>336371470
because it's harder than ever to have a "geek"/"nerd" hobby that isn't full of average joes.
These despots want a secret club that "normies" don't get so it's causing an escalation where the membership becomes a ball of madness because they want that line that keeps normals out otherwise they have to accept that all their life failings are on them.
>>336372453
Yuyuko passed through
>>336372441
Byakuren is cool.
>>336372453
They are all dead.
>>336372372
What do you mean?
>>336372441
>>336372551
Every single fucking time I go to /jp/, there is a thread about moms, and it mostly involves Yukari and Byakuren. Why?
>>336372453
Nerve gas.
>>336372597
I have no fucking idea. I don't go to /jp/.
What is she implying with her hands?
>go to your room
>see this
WTF MOOOOOOOOOOOOM GET OUT
don't open this
>>336372597
Why not?
>>336372878
Wait, that girl was Koakuma all this time?
Why people like Remilia Scarlet?
Pic somewhat related.
>that ending
wew lad. Never knew Zun would go dark and kill off Marisa.
>>336372703
Implying that she's about to fuck me with her bullshit 1HKO lightning strike in Nioh.
>>336372778
Your mom is hot dude
>>336372963
who else would it be
>>336372453
It meansFOE
>>336372981
dude, whats wrong with her body
HOWDY!
My son, where have you been?
>>336366635
What would happen if Doomguy somehow entered Gensokyo?
>>336373223
THERE'S A ZOMBIE ON YOUR LAWN
>>336373283
Rip and tear your hats.
>>336373223
>>336372981
Sauce kind anon?
>>336372981
She's moe.
>>336366034
Indeed, and Komachi's power is also extremely abuseable but we never really see her use it to it's full potential.
EoSD was a mistake.
>>336373552
No it wasn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AARyGaYvVI8
Why do Maribel and Renko even exist?
>>336373552
You misspelled LoLK.
>>336373629
To confirm the existence of lesbians in Touhou.
>>336373552
autism
>>336373629
Because Yukari used to be Maribel.
>>336373629
They are the remnant of touhou history, BEFORE it was rebooted by Alice's grimoire magic. That's right, Alice is the main culprit in the series.
kuso thread
>>336373927
Says the kuso fox
>>336373927
>>336373927
Rude.
>>336373927
Where were you yesterday? We had the kusoest thread and you didn't show up.
>>336371830
>>336371474
EVEN ON IMAGEBOARDS
F.O.E.
>>336366397
Each of the games is kicked off by a 2hu abusing their power and causing an incident.
>>336374205
>F.O.E.
lol nani kore
>>336373410
Never mind I found it.
Here's sauce for anyone that wants it.
http://nhentai.net/g/53489/
>>336374294
>being a secondary
Why is professor the best 2hu?
my wife's daughter
just saying
>>336374516
Slut for a cuck
>>336369259
>>336374516
i want to feed youmu
>>336373629
To give a glimpse of the human worldpssshhh its to sell cds
>My waifu is Hatate
>She is bullied by the fandom and everyone thinks she's a shut-in with suicide tendencies
Hatate is cute!
Cute!
>>336374848
My penis
>>336374969
What CDs?
dumb dork
>>336375102
that's not very nice
>>336374993
huh, I thought she was seen as a yandere
>>336375149
>being a secondary
edgy youmu
Where's the soku?
I love Murasa.
>>336375195
Yes it is
>>336375336
She's all yours anon. Nobody else likes shitty boatsluts.
>>336375275
spoopy
>>336375275
Please don't post scary depictions of Yuyuko-sama!
I heard you like Clownpiss....
>>336375492
You heard wrong.
>>336375478
I want to poke Reimu's sideboob
>>336375149
Zun released some side story music cds. That's where Maribel and Renko were first featured.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tab2XwaM-Wg
>>336375305
I want Youmu to cut me with one of her swords.
>>336362107
youmu is lewd
>>336375639
I want to be a cute Shrine Maiden in Gensokyo and help villagers around!
I want to be destroyed by Yuugi's yuugis
"Um... This isn't an eromanga, so having sex immediately isn't possi..."
"Too bad! This is an eromanga."
*BRAAAAAAAAATTTTAATATATATATAAT*
>>336376542
i bet she likes it judging by the smile on her face
surprised this thread hasn't autosaged or been moved yet
faggot /v/ mods hate touhou for some reason
>>336376542
noooooooooblaaaaaaggghhh
>>336376769
If it happened it would be less because the mods hate Touhou and more because this thread is fucking shit.
>>336376769
poooopie poop head>>336376769
>>336376769
>>336374848
>implying she won't feed you all the time
>>336376761
No way she would like something like this.
>>336375275
>>336362107
either of these two are infinitely better (and less dorky)
>>336376936
Touhou threads are reclining.
That feel when no one likes rem
Why /v/ O_O
>>336377540
>>336377540
remove vampire
>>336377540
>SAAAAAAKUUUUUUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TEA CAKEY FLANDERU MOOOH PATCHOULIIIIIIIIIIIIII CHHIIINAAAAAAAA
>>336362107
I can't, she's just too badass.
