>I spent money on a mobile game
>I spent money to gamble for a chance at something decent in a mobile game
HELP
>>336346553
Just delete it, once you hit the paywall on f2p shit there's no point in playing anymore, you completed the game, well done.
>>336346553
just do online gambling you fucking pussy
>>336346553
did duck die?
>>336346553
miitomo?
>>336346553
You've reached endgame, now pay to pretend you're still enjoying it.
>I paid 3 quid for a fake hoonicorn in a mobile game
end me
>>336347778
i'm pretty sure they have wings to avoid that
>>336346553
You are beyond help anon.
>>336348357
>ducks
>flying
>>336346553
Just use lucky patcher or game killer or something you shitter.
>>336348432
This tbqh.
Also if it's a game that doesn't work with these, just use Google rewards to get free money to spend on mobile games instead.
>>336348427
welcome to Earth, friend. Here we do have flying ducks
>>336348427
>ducks can't fly
what are you on?
>>336348427
Are you ok anon?
>>336348427
Ducks DO fly, fag. Go outside sometimes.
>>336348427
>implying ducks are birds
>>336346553
WOT GAME
>>336348427
Ducks can't fly, common misconception.
The word for a flight capable water fowl is a goose, a duck is the term for a flightless water fowl.
>>336349404
Mallards aren't ducks retard.
>>336349404
That's a goose, not a duck.
>>336349032
maybe he lives around a lot of penguins and thinks they're ducks
>>336346553
I spent a lot more money on hearthstone than I would like. I stopped playing because I felt so ashamed.
>>336349389
Granblue Fantasy.Kill me.
>>336349437
so a crane is a goose? Or a loon?
>>336349437
>>336349461
>A mallard is a type of duck.
sure, retards
>>336349543
Yes, technically, same as humans are mammals but you don't often refer to them as such.
>>336349437
>mallards aren't ducks
Holy shit it's like I'm really on /vp/ circa 2010
>>336349576
forgot link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mallard_%28disambiguation%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mallard
educate yourself
>>336349660
>using wikipedia as a source
For all I know, you went and edited those yourself. Mallards are not ducks. Ducks cannot fly.
>>336349437
>being this wrong
>>336349776
>implying i would go to lenghts like that to be helpful to retarded Anons
yeah believe whatever, the earth is a disk, right?
>>336349404
clearly underwater, it's all blue
>>336346553
Most mobile games give you enough of their jew currency as free gifts, rewards, or arbritarty timed events. In most cases there is no reason to buy paid currency in mobile games it's mostly a numbers game. Just save up for the most expensive gamble and you'll most like get 5 star item or character which you can ride for the rest of your game until you collect enough free jew currency to do it again. Keep doing this and now you are ranking easily which most like pays out even more jew currency so you can continue this process. The only problem is time consumed doing this.
>>336349776
this shit is fucking hilarious. Screen capped under the "v's educated opinion" tag
>>336349404
DELETE THIS
>"free" to play MMOs actually bring in more money than subscription based MMOs
>retarded consumer still prefers f2p because "I'm not forced to pay!!" despite the fact that he ends up wasting more in the long-run
>games also become objectively shittier by addition of cash shops
Why did I end up in this timeline.
>>336350043
Screencapping it doesn't make you any less of a retard. Is English your second language? I don't know how you define a duck in whatever savage native tongue you speak, but in English, ducks can NEVER fly.
>>336349776
are you gay or something boy?
>>336350179
>blizz knows this
>is why it won't make good games anymore because they can just make stuff with cash shops and get the same amount of money from people who like using microtransactions
>>336350179
>objectively
That's not how you spell "subjectively in my wrong opinion"
>>336350179
Look at it this way:
If you were going to pay $15 a month to play a sub game, you can instead spend that $15 a month, and no more than that, buying cash shop shit in a F2P game. In all but the most jewish of games, this is more than enough to lord it over the people who refuse to spend/can't afford to spend, and it's a good feeling wading through a sea of peasants who can't have something you do.
>>336350192
you have some serious anger issues, anonymous person
>>336350326
>Blizz has the balls to put cash shop shit in their sub game
>"It won't affect the quality of the game!"
>Since they introduced cash shop mounts, all the new mounts you get from actually being good at the game are shitty recolors, while forking out some cash buys you mounts that actually look good.
Birds are strange
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b3b_1461972970
https://youtu.be/qeJxpIRYTn8
>>336350721
They are sometimes like this after they bumped into something.
>>336350721
>bird.exe has stopped
>>336350721
Birds are easily effected by parasite or by physical shock.
>implying owls are birds
>>336350721
looks like he was stunned. I've had birds fly into my sliding glass door and stand there on my deck like that for a while after. Most of the time they take off after a few minutes.
>>336350179
You know most f2p earnings are from so called "whales" who spend shit tons of money right?
Why would you ever spend money on any free 2 play game?
I spend 70 europedollars on LoL. I quit not long after that, still Ive played it for years so I can rationalise it. I also play a mobile game, never spent a dime but there are people that have no trouble putting thousands in the game. No idea why you would want to do that. The returns are just bad
>>336349437
American education everyone
>>336350953
everyone knows owls are dogs
>>336350192
ok, whatever the fuck the name of this bird's species in your assburger language, that thing on OP's picrelated here >>336346553
It can motherfucking fly!
Fucking retard
>>336351098
Better than no education, like you clearly received.
>>336351098
>inability to discern when someone is obviously trolling
Armenian education, everyone
>nobody knows that you're a duck
>>336350373
The existence of a cash shop button on the HUD is an objective detriment, it takes away from stuff I could actually use for the game.
The possibility of someone with more money buying OP items is another objective negative.
There's also the fact that it's a lot easier for gold farmers to take over a F2P game because they can make infinite accounts even if they do get banned. With subscription based it's not as easy, and if the devs put their heads to it they can remove gold farming entirely.(While making a profit off gold-farmers who keep buying new accounts)
I could go on but I have no guarantee you're actually going to take this conversation seriously and I might just end up wasting my time, so I'll stop here.
>>336350402
No thanks, I'm not a casual, I don't need money to beat other people at a game, and I'm not so socially starved that I'd need to gloat over other people with an in-game golden peacock hat. I just want a good game, not a ballroom simulator. Archeage was so fun in the closed beta, once it got released and they put all the focus on cash shops it went to shit.
>>336349437
>Mallards aren't ducks retard.
What are you smoking anon?
>>336349437
wew lad
>>336351330
>using a wikipedia entry as a source
Nice edit there, bud.
>tfw you spent $200 on chaturbate
>tfw you coaxed two young russian hotties into 69ing with reluctant looks on their faces the entire time
>>336351394
>legitmately arguing over whether or not a duck can fly on an weaboo video game board
>>336351445
And you didnt record this?
>>336351330
>Colloquially called a wild duck
>Must mean it's actually a duck!
Do you think you play as an actual serpent in MGS too?
>>336351287
Gold farmers are not an issue if the company managing the game takes it even remotely seriously and moderates botters (and bans China immediately on release). It's even less of an issue with subs, sure.
>>336351394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDlHfm6ltss
>>336351531
>video game board
where do you think you are? This is an ornithology board.
>>336351546
not really a reason to... that shit happens all the time.
>>336351394
Fine, take it from the RSPB then.
https://www.rspb.org.uk/discoverandenjoynature/discoverandlearn/birdguide/name/m/mallard/
>>336351550
Will you stop already leave the kid alone
>>336350025
Exactly, its not worth it wasting time just for that after you learn the formula.
>>336351550
It's a subgenus of ducks. It's not a duck in the same way no other duck in the genus is.
>>336351550
You don't play as a naked snek?
>>336351531
>weaboo
Lamao nice joke nigga
>>336351715
Yeah, because people in the UK know everything about "birds", right?
>>336351749
I've busted so many free games and after I get into the top 100 in ranks I lose all motivation. I just want to have fun.
>>336351715
>using a britbong site as a source
Nobody fucking calls mallards "ducks" in American English, retard
>>336351843
Yep, once again
American education, everyone
>>336348427
You're thinking about chickens, mongoloid.
>>336351819
at this point you should probably step up your game.
Go to vg/vp - there are a whole lot more of sperging white knights who will defend their opinions to death from shitposters like you.
rabbits aren't rodents
What games are there where you can play a duck? Or at least features ducks?
>>336351819
Fine, take it from Americans then.
http://flyways.us/duck-identification-resources/dabbling-ducks/mallard
Can't you just accept you're wrong. Mallards are ducks. How about you try and show us some proof they're not.
>>336351843
I am an anerican and everyone calles them ducks ask most teenagers and they probably wont even know the word mallard
>>336351989
>duck
>flying
Fucking nips
>>336350179
Less than 10% of the playerbase of a f2p game spends over 90% of the total revenue, so most people don't spend shit.
In other words, you're wrong.
>>336352036
He's just got a raging boner for cute ducks and wants us to post more, Anon.
>>336352036
>http://flyways.us/duck-identification-resources/dabbling-ducks/mallard
not reliable enough, 'cuz of >>336351892
>>336351892
there are what, 3.5X more American English than Whore's English speakers on this planet?
Inb4 you count the commonwealths, which would be as retarded as counting the States
Friend and I have been playing Puzzle & Dragons for almost 450 days now. He spends money a few times a month on pulls but has a far worse lineup than I do despite my only money spent on the game is on the rare occasion I'm not prepared for God Fests, and it's not much at a time.
The way I see it is if you play F2P games a lot, there's no harm in spending some money on something you enjoy and want to support. I made my first P&D IAP after I'd already been playing for 200+ days.
>>336351989
Animal crossing got ducks
>>336352036
>Americans
>knowing about anything other than cooking with as much sugar and fat as possible
Hoo boy, you're really bad at this
I do a dollar pull on every single new banner in FFRK, zero regrets
>>336352093
Duck thats dangerous get off the wing of the plane and go find some cute duckette
>>336352046
but we usually call them geese here in Florida >>336349461
>>336352103
Well tell me which country's bird organisation you'll accept information from and I'll go find more proof?
>>336352132
Oh god don't remind me of that one time i wanted to try american "Mac'n Cheese" I nearly had a heart attack and it tasted like nothing.
is this a duck or rabbit?
>>336352185
This is a goose
>>336348427
>>336351895
Fucking kek
>>336352185
Gooses are normally bigger than ducks.
>>336352198
the most objective would be the poinf of view from aliens
>>336352280
>>336352325
but this is clearly a duck!christ, i should probably stop since that shitposter has left
High Altitude - Ducks usually migrate at an altitude of 200 to 4,000 feet but are capable of reaching much greater heights. A jet plane over Nevada struck a mallard at an altitude of 21,000 feet—the highest documented flight by North American waterfowl.
>>336352325
>>336352280
thats a pelican you retard
>>336352273
It's a hair
>>336349437
A duck is not a term for a flightless water fowl. No dictionary has ever used that as a definition.
Geese are differentiated because they have longer necks and small beaks not because they fly.
domesticated ducks comes from mallard.
All things listed in this posts are Anatidae which are the family of birds that adapted for water, also known as ducks.
Stop being so smug about your ignorance.
>>336352081
89% of internet statistics are made up on the spot.
Also 75% of posters to which I said this have NEVER backed their claims with source after I brought it to their attention.
Which leaves us to 95% chance that you're the one in the wrong.
>>336352113
>>336351749
So what mobile game are you guys playing right now? I'm playing that kairosoft airplane game and I've almost got it to an efficient stamina>plane>rank>stamina machine.
>>336348951
>>336348962
>>336349032
>>336349281
>>336349386
>>336349404
>>336351895
>>336352294
Haha! you all got tricked by me! i was merely PRETENDING
haha!
>>336352273
Blanc de hotot
A kind of rabbit bred to look like it has thick eyeliner
First bred in France for reasons
>>336352424
>>336352438
I found a duck. What do?
Why are crows so fucking smart? Didn't they evolve from dinosaurs?
>>336351826
I don't know man, some people would just play timelessly for mobile games.
>Mfw old group for gaming is now 24/7 for mobile games
I can't decide to join the fad or not, I just don't understand the appeal and click click-away for lucky data and stuff is just too much of a chore.
I get they are somewhat games and there is some art and stuff going on, but it is unbelievably boring.
>>336352470
http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/177409-only-0-15-of-players-account-for-50-of-free-to-play-game-revenue
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2014-04-09-only-2-2-percent-of-free-to-play-users-ever-pay-report
not that guy
>>336352568
isnt that a hamster?
>>336352525
nicely done, m8 - now screen cap the entire thread and put up into your stand-up comedian portfolio
>>336352568
That's butterfly
>>336352568
Become a vigilante
>>336352608
All bird did, anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_birds
>inb4 HURR DURR WIKIPEDIA
>>336352273
I'm afraid you're going to have to put some clothes on ma'am
>>336352273
>>336352273
You tell me
>>336352480
Puzzle & Dragons and Granblue Fantasy
Kairosoft games are nice, I play ramen one from time to time. Not their best game but I paid 5bux for it, I'm going to damn well play it.
>>336352470
It's from the swrve monetization report. 1.5% of players spend money on freemium games, 10% of those paying players account for 50% of their revenue.
However 1.5% is a misleading number because if you've downloaded say puzzles and dragons and played it a few times before deleting it, you're obviously part of this statistic. However it's a pretty good basis.
>>336352718
>>336352782
>>336352273
>>336352792
I can only see a dodo
>>336352890
The bunny is legal I swear
>this thread
>>336352834
>mobile games
Anon I was talking about MMOs or at least you know, actual games. If you take a look at shit like LoL you'll notice a shitload of people with skins.
I've looked through those articles with data by swrve and it even says there that most people delete the game the same day it was bought so I'd hardly rely on that.
Have an australian magpie.
>>336352964
Too bad d.u.c.k. threads on /co/ always die an unworthy death after 3 replies. Guess that's what happens when something never made it big in America.
>>336353080
>I didn't read the reply chain
That's my fault, the thread was about mobile games so I assumed.
I don't know anything about MMOs or league and don't really care to know.
>most people delete it the same day
I brought that up too but it's still reliable source especially since the latter statistic is unrelated to how many people play but rather how many people pay. It's also absolutely true in terms of mobile games, one of my superior at work spends an embarrassing amount of money on puzzles and dragons. The kind of guy that spends a few hundreds every month.
>>336353278
Wait there are d.u.c.k. threads? I never visit /co/ because i detest capeshit, but i love this stuff.
>>336353080
that's a goose
>>336353513
/v/ gets them from time to time, /co/ is so dead that even Zootopia moved to /trash/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYEVyGwRyZ0
>>336353747
I think i never saw one on /v/ in the past year, and before that it was mostly Dolan threads. But maybe i was just unlucky.
And i'm not sure, but wouldn't Zootopia more fit to /tv/? Or are 3D animated Movies ok on /co/ too?
>>336353747
I like how most of Don Rosa's Scrooge lifetime portraits debt harshly.
>>336354097
I've seen several scrooge's thread with great comic dumps, I never see them after recent DS3 release though, except this one.
Yeah, we had a d.u.c.k. thread like two weeks ago or something? Pretty good, always stick around for those.
>>336349498
Please. You're small time, nips and weird bored housewives blow their dosh on that shit all the time.
>>336355075
OP was going to dump my favorite comic of all time when someone did him for free.
My life has been on hold ever since pretty much
>>336354514
>>336355075
>>336355428
Fuck how could i miss them. I really have bad luck atm.
>>336355573
>When comics were designed to be read as a comicbook and not on a monitor
Oh god my neck
>>336355772
Anon, you're doing it wrong, they're bewitched to have the gravity sideways.
>>336346553
>play a mobile game every break I get at work
>ads are annoying
>pay to remove them
>no ads for a while
>game gets an update
>ads return
I get the impression that a large majority of mobile game developers don't actually know what they're doing and they're all just following a guide which teaches them how to make money off mobile games. The example I gave above was a ridiculous experience, but the problem is it only costed about a dollar. A dollar isn't worth looking up the dev's support email address and filing a complaint over. I just accept it, write a negative review and move onand of course bitch about it on /v/.
>>336357154
>not just using Freedom to bypass the paywalls
It's like you aren't even trying.
