If you don't leave corpse well alone, I swear I'm gonna get mad!
>>336329052
go back to sleep you ugly hag
even Eileen the bird is cuter
>>336330878
>not best birb
>>336329052
I want to cum on your hat
>>336329052
I've been depressed lately Maria. How do I continue to cope with it?
>>336331195
you're barely cuter than Lady Narcoleptic Maria
don't make me pickle your rum
>>336331267
she sleeps all day and shitposts all night
>>336329052
*teleports behind you*
Edgiest boss in the world
>>336331729
me on the left
>>336331247
>>336331784
BLOODFIRE SUDOKU VAMPIRE MODE ENGAGED!
>>336333476
>>336329052
I want her to suck my dick
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:3
>>336333558
Is it loss?
>>336329052
How about headpats?
>>336333659
Hah! I was merely pretending to be a corpse, just to prove a point to leave corpses well alone!
>>336333476
>BLOODFIRE SUDOKU
How did you know the name of my garage band?
>>336333595
Lady Maria a cute. CUTE!
>>336329052
Lady Maria, I'm going to fuck you!
>>336333745
Maria-chan is the greatest ruselady of all time!
>>336333856
Not half as cute as Doll!
>>336333856
>3
>>336333595
Wake up my lady! The hunters are coming.
Is she sitting on that chair all day long just to prank random hunters? What if she needs to pee?
>>336334000
it's not like corpses have control over their sphincters
it just can't be helped, so she makes the best of it by sitting there all day
>>336334000
she lets it out, sometimes she farts real loud but plays it off, other times she pees herself so she smells like a corpse haha
>>336334056
Maria isn't a corpse. She's telling you to leave Mother Kos alone.
>>336334146
How clever!
>>336333957
That's true, Maria is top-tier cute but Doll is cutest waifu
I want /jp/ to stay
>>336333595
>>336329052
whats the name of those hats?
>>336334437
Doll is so cute she doesn't need to be ohayoufied to be adorable!
>>336334635
Go to sleep Saber it's way past your bedtime.
>>336334813
tricorn hats cause they have three horns
>>336334882
are there extra smaal cute ones like that?
all i see are big ones
>>336334835She's still cute if you do, though!
>>336335062
No, the point of the horns is to channel rainwater so it spills over in front of you or behind you, if it were smaller it would defeat the purpose.
>>336335159
It'd look pretty cute, though.
>>336335217
nah it'd look tacky and tryhard-cute, like those ridiculous micro-tophats you see on /cgl/ ouji threads.
I saw this thread at the bottom and decided to give it life. Youre welcome mariafags
>>336335372
>my own clone
>>336335372
Thanks, fellow MariaposterThese threads are nice
>>336335695
I was about to post this pic!
MARIA IS SHORT!
DIMINUTIVE!
MINUSCULE!
MICROSCOPIC!
TINY!
BE CAREFUL NOT TO STEP ON HER!
>>336335783
C U T E
U
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>>336333659I recognize that panel.I haven't read that one in a long time.
>>336335695
>>336335783
I dont get it.
I wish I waited for the dlc combo. This cover art is so good
>>336336031
Lovely picture!
>Maria is for bullying
it's even in the news!
>>336331195
This pic is making rounds
I've seen it in /a/, /co/, /b/ and /pol/
>>336336051
She simply appears to be slightly shorter than the doll. And in her concept art, her clothes look oversized, like she's a kid wearing her dad's clothes.
>Lady Maria will never visceral you
>>336336207
I remember when the DLC had just come out and we only had a few videos of the riposte from weird angles we thought she was kissing you on the cheek.
>>336336146
Why?
>>336335783
>>336335820
Tiny Maria is just the cutest.
>>336336031
Lady Maria is not for bully!
>>336336051
Maria is smaller than the Doll, but still cute. Pic related.
>>336336304
I thought the same thing up until I fought her myself. Thought I found some deep lore or some shit by wearing certain clothes.
I unironically think that Maria's fight is cool.
>>336336660It was the coolest...
>>336336660
If you don't cheese her with parries, it's the best fight in the game. It's Gwyn/Gherman all over again
>>336336660
A lot of people found her fight cool.
>>336336378
Delete this!
