REAL E3 CRINGE HOURS
https://youtu.be/Odg2aDQnlIE?t=22m23s
WHO UP?
>>336328814
1:10:00
End of presentation.
Nintendoland fireworks.
Nobody leaving.
Everybody waiting for Zelda trailer.
No, that is it.
And Nintendo stopped going to E3 after that embarrassment.
>new disruption
>asymmetric gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va-NXzhciVM
Dark times
>>336329718
Did you manage to watch it all the way through?
Sonyboys defended that, calling this COOL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFbYrN1bPJg
>>336329985
Now I remember why I've always hated Sony conferences. They seemed to have shit like this ready to cringe at every year.
>first E3 without Iwata
I know he only appeared in puppet form last year but this will still hurt
>>336330449
>this will still hurt
Why? Iwata did irreparable damage to Nintendo.
>>336328814
Holy shit this is painful to watch
>>336330449
imagine when miyamoto gets killed by the yakuza next.
Hey, /v/. First post here. B& from pol. ;_;
What do you goyims think of PC? I'm guessing you guys don't like the subplebbit much.
Anyways, I'm hopefully building a PC by the end of May. Definitely overpowered for my needs. I'm going from a 10 year old PC to this, for 1080p:
i7-4790K, GTX 980Ti, 16GB DDR3 (8x2), 500GB SSD, 4TB 7200RPM HDD.
PC is objectively better for gaming. High-end PCs. But at a certain price range, it becomes a lot of a hassle compared to a console. Unless you're an indie hipster. Opinions?
>>336329985
I'm a sonyngger and I always thought this looked stupid.
>>336330554
Because he's a good person with good intentions. Unlike his predecessor or successor he was a game developer and loved games. He carried that passion with him even when he was thrust into the role of a businessman, you can tell from his Iwata asks interviews.
>>336331405
How'd I get to this bread? Kek
>>336331405
Fuck off and go back to /pol/, no one cares.
>>336331405
It's my opinion that you're an idiot. My $1000 dollar PC lasted me all through last gen and this far into current gen with a simple video card upgrade, and throwing a few more sticks of RAM in.
Now get out, this is an E3 cringe thread
Nothing's ever topped these two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfzThMe7bBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=outJSCu3FOc
>>336331458
He was unfit for the position and his decisions are most likely going to lead to Nintendo's exit from hardware if Kimishima can't clean up the mess he's inherited.
>>336331695
That's fucking creepy.
>>336329985
God I remember watching this shit with my friends. All of us were completely dumbfounded with how long it went on, what a blunder.
>>336331893
Wh..... what is it?
>>336332093
It's your mom, faggot
>>336330449
He appeared in puppet form every year
>>336331695
Welp.
There goes my night
>>336331668
I have no faith in Kimishima, he represents my most loathed aspects of Nintendo (NoA, the Pokemon Company, and he's a business man who doesn't even know how to hold a GBA)
>>336329029
E3 is irrelevant for any one company on any given year now because you simply can't make anything in just a year, even CoD and Ass Creed have to have rotating teams make the games which is the only way they can put out a title in that series every year and even then there's not much to say about such titles at E3 except "yeah we made another CoD, have fun"
>>336329718
>it jumps up licking
>ah, stop it, that tickles
>>336328814
NoA should fucking die already
>>336332223
It's pretty easy to dump on NoA now, after pretty much everyone worth a damn left the company after Iwata took over. Current NoA is Iwata's doing, whether you want to face up to that or not.
The guy destroyed Nintendo in the games business. How somebody holds a fucking Gameboy is the least of Nintendo's problems right now.
>>336332529
Then you'd get no games
>>336332657
Nintendo Europe.
>>336332587
Dude, Iwata had hardly any knowledge of what went on at NoA on a day to day basis. Just generalities over time. You think he hired the SJWs that work there now? No, some random hiring manager you've never heard of hired them.
So why is it that Apple and Google can have REALLY good press conferences while many Gaming companies are full of cringe?
I have never once ever cringed at an Apple WWDC presentation. How did they do it?
>>336332769
They usually try to act professional rather than silly.
>>336332769
>I have never once ever cringed at an Apple WWDC presentation. How did they do it?
It's hard to cringe when you're asleep.
>>336332717
I don't know how you defend the indefensible. Iwata destroyed Nintendo.
>>336333417
Please explain how Iwata destroyed Nintendo while also being responsible for some of their most profitable years as a company
>>336331624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obIDvKIcFHQ
>>336333417
He destroyed NCL, not NOA
>>336333591
The motion control was being developed at Nintendo with the original Gamecube. Iwata had nothing to do with it. It's good that they banked those profits when they did, though, because they don't have any credibility left among the game buying public. Wii U is what's left of the people who will buy Nintendo consoles for Nintendo games.
>>336333167
Well, it bows down to this:
Do you want a professional event that, although boring could deliver a proper message to gamers and non-gamers alike,
Or do you want a cringe-inducing mess with no proper presentation flow that reinforces every bad stereotype about video games and gamers alike?
I can tell you that E3 events in general are the reasons why video games get a bad representation.
E3 is the reason why Resident Evil gets shitty movies and why Tumblr wants to shove its shit to the industry.
>>336329985
I cannot believe that Sony was actually convinced to make this standalone Fisher Price bullshit for a real game console. Then again, Sony is known for making dumbass business decisions, like literally everything besides the PS4 (seriously, google it; if it wasn't for the PS4, Sony wouldn't exist right now).
>>336332769
>So why is it that Apple and Google can have REALLY good press conferences while many Gaming companies are full of cringe?
You're either really stupid, easily deceived, or both. They do the exact same manipulative bullshit as E3 conferences (attempt) to do, just turned up to 11.
>>336334305
>You're either really stupid, easily deceived, or both. They do the exact same manipulative bullshit as E3 conferences (attempt) to do, just turned up to 11.
Dude, they don't try and shove in Usher in the end of the fucking show.
They don't try and have children fake a VR demonstration.
Find me a WWDC or Google I/O event as cringe-inducing as Microsoft's E3 events. I bet your ass you couldn't find an Apple or Google event as cringe-inducing as pic related.
The only cringe I can think of from WWDC was Tim Cook calling Dr.Dre in 2014. Other than that, not much.
>>336329718
Christ
>>336331624
I'd rather have Mr. Caffeine than #girlwoodXD
>>336331405
Wrong thread
>>336334137
the games that show up at e3 don't deserve professional events, it's a circus act for children
>>336329718
>watch for 3 secs
>close it immediately
>>336332223
What is he doing with his hands?
>>336337774
He has his index fingers on the d-pad and face buttons
>>336329718
That's hot.
>>336328814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twxMMjDhZ1Y
>>336334227
>if it wasn't for the PS4, Sony wouldn't exist right now
source? google yourself is not a source btw
I love corporate events.
They show how completely fucking out of touch with reality companies actually are and how, their entire picture of their audiences and consumerbase comes entirely from vague surveys and polling.
It's like watching fucking aliens pretending to be human but all they know about humans is whatever the mainstream media is peddling and and some charts and graphs.
>>336335020
CES is filled with cringe, there has been fucktonnes of cringe at apple conferences before.
Who could forget Qualcomm, or Microsoft's fucking disaster conferences over the years?
>>336328814
It's weird, Nintendo have had some shockingly bad showings at E3 over the past decade, but Nintendo all the same are the only ones who do truly great conferences actually aimed at Gamers.
Nintendo 2004, 2005, 2006 conferences are E3 best moments.
Remember fucking this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE2Dc1sx71U
While Sony has been smashing it in recent years, I still find Sony (and Microsoft) conferences boring beyond belief. They come off too " Sterile Tech-industry corporate" if anyone can sort of get what I mean.
>>336329985
I can't believe how long that lasted.
>>336345484
God, I miss those types of reactions at E3 for Nintendo. Melee also had a great one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfQ75gr2znA
>>336344495
Well put.
>>336345932
>that reaction when ridley shows up
ridleyfags were getting btfo all the way back then too
>>336346179
FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>336329985
It just kept going. And failing. And going. And failing.
>now that companies have become self aware there will never be an e3 as hilariously embarrassing as Sony 2006, Nintendo 2008 or Konami 2010
It hurts desu
>>336346179
>Ridley
They're cheering for Metroid being represented at all. Remember, this is 2001, the most recent Metroid game at that point was Super in 1994. A lot of people assumed the series was dead.
>>336346179
Yeah, this >>336346416 is probably true. They react again to Samus later when she's shown some more.
>>336335280
I don't like how much I agree with you.
Mr. Caffeine was a fucking mess but at least it's better than Aisha Tyler. I wish people would stop thinking she's funny just because she does voice work for a character who happens to be written well in a funny show.
>>336346416
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that samus was in smash 64?
>>336346401
>abysmally bad conferences come on even numbered years
>2016
uh oh
>>336346534
Again, Metroid was a fan-favorite franchise that many assumed was dead in the water. Seeing Samus in another Smash game kept the dream alive for a lot of people that they'll eventually get another Metroid (which they did obviously). Ness represents the same thing for current Smash games.
>>336335020
http://youtu.be/V-pxI8PlY0o
You guys remember the pedophile sim? I sure do.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JF_HXTQ7Quo
>>336331624
I actually think the Jamie Kennedy one is pretty good. I'd take someone fucking around who knows how bullshit the whole thing is over le super serious ceo of Sony marketing
>>336346532
Who does she voice?
>>336347238
Man, it's actually painful how fake this is.
>>336331405
>memes and buzzwords
>Jew reference
I expected nothing less.
>>336347272
The only black woman in the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2w2l1JTs4
>>336346532
https://youtu.be/RCqGxNxjKA8
This was so awesome. Memes xD i love memes. I love that she loves memes too.
I love Aisha.
I hope mememan appears again this year.
>>336332769
I cringe at their commercials all the time tho.
Haven't seen a conference from them.
>>336332717
Iwata killed NST, the guys who made 1080 and Waverace because he didnt like them making teens to adult games.
both Iwata and Kimishima are old guards at Nintendo that dont like Nintendo making teens to adult games, Kimishima is more extreme though since he headed Pokemon company
>>336332769
Speaking of tech keynotes, it's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDYFUEGO
>>336347238
CLAIR HAS BEEN thrown a pair of goggles
>thinking Iwata ruined Nintendo
Hate him all you want but two of the three most successful video game consoles ever made were developed under his watch.
>>336329985
No one ever defended this, Xcuck.
>Iwata ruined nintendo
>Wii and Ds made together more than 15 billion bucks and accumulated more money than Sony and Mcrosoft put together in the games industry
Okay guys
But here few E3 scenes i will never forget
Sony: Ps3 reveal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2w2l1JTs4
>>336343690
jesus I must have miss microsoft's E3 presentation, that was horrible and I remember nothing about it.
>>336329985
>Pottermore isn't even around anymore and has been downgraded to literally nothing.
>>336343690
I just realized I missed the really juicy bits from Ubisoft's conference last year. I'm not sure whether I should be glad or disappointed
>>336331405
get a 2k screen
>>336348538
i lasted 26 seconds
>>336349003
>crying wojack: the video
Well BAM
there it is
>>336348689
But he also killed the hardcore market so fuck him
WHO
THE
FUCK
UP
>>336350016
Jamal i am sick and tired of blowing loud all nite nigga i just want to sleep
>>336350016
it's 10 a.m.
>>336349961
>the hardcore market
AHAHAHAHHAHA
Really just end yourself. Anyone who thinks shit like "The Casuals bought the Wii" and anything related to "Hardcore" is an idiot who doesn't know shit about video games business.
>>336350332
He set a standard that devs don't even have to try just to hit a million bucks
>>336350332
Yeah. Like there will ever be a god of war game in a nintendo console; go play wii fit all you wantfilthy casual :^)
>>336328814
I have been up all night. As of right now, I have been awake for over twenty four hours while studying for my final exams that commence in roughly two hours. This long study trek has been interrupted with far too many /v/isits.
>>336348689
>he increased the company's profit so you have to like him!
But every platform after the GC and GBA was shit
>>336350016
i actually want to see a non ironic example of these images, shit actualy niggers use
I require an answer as to which people are currently awoken, for its verified white male hours
abuse of the fabled "like" virtual button if you are as of now in vigil and do not find yourself in a questionable situation of social trust
>>336328814
Not E3, but daaaaaaamn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY
>>336328814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr57Je1fVvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzBrwcrN_To
>>336328814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXN7vLPsDSM
>>336348368
Which is why Iwata is a big reason Mother 3 came out.
>>336329718
NO GOD NO
>>336348689
Two of the three is wrong
PS1 PS2 AND DS are most popular
>>336332191
what was it a picture of?
>>336331695
holy shit fuck you
>>336344495
seems like everyone is out of touch nowadays.
makes you wonder who is IN touch
hi
>>336328814
14:37
"The Wii U will support 2 separate Gamepads"
Loving. Every. Laugh.
>>336345484
Last year's E3 was eh, but their competition beforehand was great to watch.
>>336353094
just a creepy picture of a black doll.
>>336358383
>>336344495
That's what happens when you try too hard to sell something. Especially when the product/service you are selling is subpar. These people are trying to be "ahead of the curve" in terms of reaching out to demographics but these days everyone is savvy to marketing, or can at least tell when they're being sold something.
>>336328814SexGenie.
