>He payed MONEY for star fox zero
>A week later, 5.5.1 Exploit for the Wii U comes Out!!!
bwahahahaha!!
what? really? where?
>>336324705
>payed
If you're going to shitpost at least try not to be retarded
>>336324791
>Peasant piratefags.
>Education.
Why do you think they're minimum wage workers having to wait until consoles get cracked?
>Payed
Stay in school, kids.
>>336324791
>>336324945
>>336325029
>samefagging this hard
nintendrones everybody
>>336325169
how can one man be so full of laughter and joy?
Can someone make a dedicated server with the loadiine exploit please
>>336325169
I love this man.
>>336325364
>he prefers Evans over Hemsworth
Ballpark guess, how long do we have until it gets patched? I still need to buy an SD card for my wiiu.
in which folder do I put the games? in wiiu/apps?
>>336326193
>how long do we have until it gets patched?
End of time if you're using TubeHax DNS. Its real simple, just dont update and it'll never be patched.
>>336324705
>payed
>>336326193
>Wii U
>Patches
Anon, I...
Any guide already?
holy shit.
how do i fit Xenoblade X into my SD? shit is giantic
>>336326936
http://pastebin.com/DpW6HmbZ
Uh oh. Is 64GB a big enough SD card to hold a couple of games?
>Payed
>>336327145
spend the money that was meant for xeno on a better SD card
if you're gonna pirate, do it right
Does stuff work online or does Nintendo prep for this and do validation checking?
>>336327210
I heard that the WiiU doesn't recognize cards over 32GB. Does anyone know if it's true? Also, can I use USB sticks instead?
>>336327363
I was using a 64GB card until it stopped working out of nowhere, so I think it recognises them just fine.
>>336324791
>>336325029
Different Anon, English Degree. While technically CORRECT, "payed" has been replaced in most all instances with "paid", and "payed" is now considered in most instances archaic.
The exception is when used as "payed-out the mooring rope for the ship" and similar actions.
>>336327210
the max size Wii U games can be are 25GB, you're fine.
so i have to do this browser thing with my pc and wiiu everytime i want to play game? sound fucking annoying. is there no offline homelauncher like 3DS?
>>336327145
Get a small, cheap HDD with its own power supply.
Poorfag threads are hilarious.
>>336324791
Poorfags can't afford any education.
Does tubehax still work or was it patched out?
>test puyo tetris with my free 4GB SDHC from 3ds
>it works
hehehe time to buy new SD
some of us actually have respect for Nintendo
>tfw 1gb sd
>tfw 16gb microsd and adapter doesnt work
So where are you guys getting the games from?
>mfw I didn't buy a Wii U at release
>mfw I do pick one up, it'll be dirt fucking cheap and run pirated games
>N64, Gamecube, Wii and the few decent Wii U games all on one box
I'm gonna wait until they're like $50
I'm starting to believe that these threads are financed by anti piracy companies to make pirates look like the biggest fucking retard spergs.
But we all know that this isnt the truth.
We're infiltrated by filthy third worlders.
>>336328594
>not already enjoying the all in one box
>vWii hacked since purchase
>Emulation of all Nintendo platforms
>Buying the library of Wii U games as they come out
>>336328727
>implying piratefags aren't all poorfags scrambling to find reason to defend piracy while trying not to sound poor
>>336328742
>spending money
I paid $30 for my Xbox 360 back in 2011
Never spend more than you have to fuck boy
>>336328594
have fun waiting till 2020
>>336328461
that one iso site use your imagination dumbass
Thank god 4chan doesn't use voice, otherwise we'd be complaining how to pronounce things.
>in the leak thread before it happened
>think iosu might get leaked
>turns out being kex5.5
what a fucking disappointment. jesus
have fun, i guess, and welcome to the steaming pile of shit that is loadiine
LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>payed
>>336329183
>downloading multiple parts on add ridden sites
FUCK, we need to get torrents running for these games.
>>336330030
>5.5 fags don't know the horrors that is the wii u scene
welcome to my hell
hopefully it improves now that there are more people actually
>payed
>Payed
>>336330030
Welcome to hell. 3DS and Wii U scene are a joke.
>Payed
>>336330331
3ds isn't even bad
hell, you can download games right off the CDN now
if i hack my wii u with this loadline exploit can i move my games from disc to a sd or portable hdd?
>>336330537
You can dump your games though the process is pretty complicated
Only SD for now, until IOSU exploit is released (don't count on it)
>>336324705
>cafiine_server.exe closes as soon as it starts
>every tutorial fucks you in the ass and tells you nothing about where to put song hacks in smash 4
why is this so hard?
>>336330956
thanks, you wouldn't happen to know the process for dumping the games or a link to a guide for it?
>>336331194
this is just a guess but it's probably a console application. Try running it in cmd
>>336324705
>sonygger's face when they just lost for the ten thousandth time in a row the one vaguely rational reason they could come up with as to why devs shouldn't port to PC, muh high seas robbery
>>336331315
console piracy requires typically a lot more steps and know-how that most people don't bother with it
just look at the 3ds threads and all the people willingly admitting that they're too stupid to hack their 3ds
PC piracy doesn't have this at all, some people are too stupid to know how to open rar files but that's about it
>>336324705
Link or tutorial please?
Have a Wii U but haven't bought anything for it in awhile in hopes of a hack for it. Fuck Nintendo for lack of support this gen,
Would the hack still allow for online play as well though?
>>336331534
I find console piracy "easier" because you don't have to worry about malicious software. But I get your point.
Buycucks absolutely blown the fuck off this planet!
>>336331309
had to run it in cmd and create a logs folder. thanks anon, though i have a feeling this wont end my issues with cafiine.
>>336331694
>Would the hack still allow for online play as well though?
not in pirated games, not yet anyway
you can still play retail games online
>>336328920
I'm glad I'll never know what it's like to be a poor faggot
>>336333191
Your tears are delicious nintendrone
>>336324705
I wouldn't care if this didn't mean that piratefags now are going to ruin each and every single Wii U thread, like they already are doing with every 3DS related thread.
>>336324705
At least i don't have to wait for hours for loadline to load the game.
>>336324705
How do I do the hack?
>>336333914
Why would I have tears when I can afford a Wii U, PS4, decent PC and both handhelds?
The only Wii U game I have any remote interest in pirating is Pushmo World. I already own everything else for the Wii U I'd ever want.
>>336327154
>Install Java
Fuck this, it isn't worth it.
>>336337764
Why? Are you legally retarded?
>>336338445
I've never had Java not kill my computer.
That thing is hell.
Where the fuck do I get ISOs? I want to do this I can play Xenoblade Chronicles.
>>336329183
You mean 3DSISO right? They don't have a Wii U section and I cant find shit.
>>336338494
Are you talking about Java or the shitty internet plugin that's full of security holes?
Because if it's the former, then I have no clue what the fuck kind of stuff you did to fuck up your pc.
Jesus the kexploit is really quite a buggy and unforgiving experience. I haven't got it worked yet but I've given up until a better and mroe efficient method is found, or an isou.
I bought the wiiu for $300 and feel i got really ripped off. If at the end of the day it can act as a wiiU/game cube and wii emulator, it might just be justified.
>>336326545
>>336326764
Didn't the 3DS browser do a thing where it checked for updates when you opened the browser? Or maybe it was the youtube app.
Either way, if the Wii U browser does the same thing, even tubehax DNS won't stop it, yes?
ok
>>336333191
A fool and his money are soon parted.
>>336324705
Come on guys it's not nice to pick on retarded kids. he doesn't know hes destroying the thing he loves.
>>336343123
Dead on arrival.
>>336324705
it's so goddam early in the hack the only thing you should do right now is take your wii u offline until this gets turned into a more user friendly and feature rich hack.
>>336324705
Unfortunately SF0 is one game that works really terribly with loadline
>>336343123
>Destroying a dead console
>>336324705
But then I can't play
>Mario Kart 8 online
>Splatoon online
>SSB4 online
>Pokkén Tournament online
So why would I do that?
whats the point? wiiu literaly has no games coming.
>Smeg releases some pretty useless Source code yesterday
>Suddenly Wii U latest firmware is hacked
These niggas work fast.
Why isn't there more interest in this?
Everyone is always talking about 3DS piracy, why not WiiU?
>>336327475
>English Degree
>>336344826
did you hack your wii u? what do you play?
>>336340206
Youtube App, the Browser doesnt auto-check for updates.
So there's your worries gone.
>>336344826
3DS has been doable by retarded babies since palantine CFW has existed, so it's had time to grow and raise awareness
the wii u hasn't built up a mainstream homebrew scene yet
>>336345226
It kind of has behind closed doors though. Everyone under 5.5 has had access to pirated games for ages, and the IOSU exploit which will lead to 3DS levels of BTFO has also been in the works, though the dev is a faggot and shelved it for the foreseeable future.
>>336345353
I honestly see no reason for shelving it at this point since the NX comes out next year anyway and besides Zelda that will also be on NX, there aren't any important games coming out anymore for the WiiU.
>>336345353
then i'd say it just amounts to the wii u being less popular than 3DS in general.
>>336324705
I'll just wait until it gets a bit more user-friendly. For now, the whole process looks fucking scary, and I don't even know where to download actual games.
>>336324791
>>336325029
>>336326619
>>336327220
>>336329919
>>336330247
>>336330284
>>336330331
Thank fuck all you anons catched that spelling mistake.
You've replenished some of the faith I'd lost in this board over the years.
fucking FINALLY.
If you ready this, FUCK YOU HYKEM
Based whoever leaked this, fuck the wii u scene
>>336345621
you may as well download the games you want now.
in a few years, it's going to go the way of the wii scene and anything that isn't a popular US release is going to be lost forever.
mega is going to die soon and it's going to do the same thing megaupload's death did.
>>336345639
2/10, too obvious but you made me reply anyway so I'll give you that.
>>336324705
fucking kek, I'm so glad I didn't waist any money on this peace of shit
>>336324705
>payed
It's paid you half wit
>>336345704
I've not read into it but I assume it comes from Smea's work being released.
His exploit far surpassed Hykems, which is part of the reason he started crying and stopped all his work.
>>336344826
Nobody owns a fucking Wii U except for hardcore Nintendo fans
>>336327154
Do I need anything before doing this? My WiiU is still virgin if we talk about hacking.
>>336342718
>haha I waited 6 years to get a console and I got it from the retarded kids garage sale!!
>/v/ btfo!!!
>>336346050
I see, this exploit has to be run everytime you launch the wiiu though right? its not permanent
What about vita? When will it get hacked? Mine is covered with thick dust already.
Then again I don't know what to play in vita.
>>336344296
You still can play online with them if you bought them legally
>>336328335
then buy a working 16GB micro sd, they're cheap as fuck you dumb hamster poster
>>336345639
Your so passive aggressive over your failed troll attempt it's hilarious
>>336346327
nvrevr
Same amount of desire to hack as the WiiU, due to the shite library and small user base, but it's too much effort to get around the tougher security features.
>>336344296
too bad all of those are shit online.
mk8 is shit compared to MKW, splatoon is dead and only japs still play it, smash 4 is 2008 tier online and pokken is dead already
>>336346751
'RE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>336346650
>hurr buy a microsd
And put it where anon? In your mothers cooch? Because the Wii U only has an SD Slot you stupid faggot.
>>336346962
holy fuck, are you literally too retarded to realize that like every micro sd comes with a SD card adapter.
and even if they don't they cost like 1 burger
>>336346293
Yeah. It's a few files on the SD card that are ran through the web browser. So wiping the SD card rids all the hacks.
>>336347070
>hurr every 1 comes with 1
You're objectively wrong and retarded.
>>336338937
Java is the stupid internet plugin that's full of holes though. That's why they send out updates every other day because another security hole was found.
>>336347182
and what if they don't?
it's still like 1 dollar and the price of the micro sd which is like 10 dollars total.
>pay2
>pā/Submit
>verbNAUTICAL
>past tense: payed; past participle: payed
seal (the deck or hull seams of a wooden ship) with pitch or tar to prevent leakage.
>>336347135
Well what I meant was you will also have to host the files on your pc everytime you restart the wii u so the wii u can connect to it no?
Or is that step only for the first time?
I cannot seem to find anything on that but it reads like thats the case.
>>336324705
>can finally play all the games i want since the exploit for 5.5.1 is now out
>>336347381
>Java is the stupid internet plugin that's full of holes though
Java itself is not an internet plugin, you cocksucking mongoloid.
Is any "guide for retards" out there? I used one of those to hack the 3ds and I feel more confident with it.
what can you actually do with this
>>336348104
Play pirated games, anon.
>>336348104
play roms of single player games I think, and wii/vc games probably
>>336347890
http://pastebin.com/DpW6HmbZ
>>336348104
Play backup games.
>>336348447
Thank you anon. Do I need something before doing that? My WiiU is still untouched regarding hacks and stuff.
>>336336632
>Why would I have tears when I can afford a Wii U, PS4, decent PC and both handhelds?
>I can afford
You mean your parents can afford, toddler.
>>336348504
If you're using Ethernet, unplug it
If you're using Wifi, go into settings and disable it
Set up your internet, go straight into the connections list hit the connection to change the settings. Swap DNS on the second page from "Auto-obtain" to 107.211.140.065 as your primary DNS and 0.0.0.0 for the secondary.
Oh no 2 hours worth of pay is gone, my life is ruined.
>>336324705
Nigga, nobody has bought that game.
>>336344826
The 3DS is cheaper and has a bunch of playable games.
>>336346327
Just thinking about supporting Sony's bullshit proprietary flash cards sickens me.
>>336349635
Nintendo also sells official Nintendo SD cards.
8GB for 30 euros or 16GB for 45 euros.
But at least you're not forced to buy their shit.
So, by doing this the games will be loaded from an SD card? Weren't WiiU games like BlueRays?
>>336346751
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/payed
>>336351647
If I exploit the Wii U, can I play online?
>>336352094
With original games.
>>336351193
What are the odds of bricking and the like?
>>336324791
Are you expecting eastern europooreans to speak proper English?
>>336352228
>Instructions are for SD cards
>Only have flash drives
Well, I guess I didn't need to do this anyway.
>>336352671
then buy one you nigger
>>336352756
I just paid rent and bills anon. If it were just the bills I would have, but rent tanks the paycheck. I don't get paid again until next week.
>>336352838
and you have less than like 10 dollars left to spend?
>>336352891
No, but I'm gonna go ahead and hold onto what little I have in case I absolutely need it. I don't make a ton of money, so I need to keep track of every bit I have.
>>336352094
>>336352156
I honestly don't know, I was hoping someone would link a reliable 3ds hack
Couple questions
1. Any chance of bricking my Wii U?
2. Can I still play online? I'm not giving up Splatoon for piracy
>>336344865
Is this loss?
>>336353605
1. You're not even installing anything so it can't brick.
2. Just don't run the exploit and you can use your Wii U as you have been.
>>336345097
No, it does now. Ever since a few versions ago.
>>336353605
>1. Any chance of bricking my Wii U?
Yes, like every hacking. There is a reason they write "We don'ttake resposability for all problems" in guidelines.
>2. Can I still play online? I'm not giving up Splatoon for piracy
No.
>>336330439
>you can download games right off the CDN now
>now
You could do that since ~mid 2014.
What offline games does the Wii U have that are even worth playing?
Off the top of my head I can think of Mario, Bayonetta and the Zelda remakes. I'm not paying £180 just for those though.
Well, this came late. I already bought all the big names that I wanted, so eh.
Just leave my fuckin' Splatoon alone, you hacker scums.
>"b-b-but I can afford videogames unlike you poorfags..."
Will moralfags ever stop getting blown the fuck out this hard? It's almost sad at this point
Vita exploits when?
>>336324705
how would it even feel to have a pirate hat photoshopped onto you?
>>336344826
not spoonfed enough
I can do the shit from the pastebin but then what
where do I download shit
how big are the games anyway I imagine it being hell putting everything on a SD card
I don't even have one here that's big enough for a single game
>>336348718
what does changing the DNS do?
>>336327154
Can you use a HDD?
>>336360692
I don't know. Why don't you find out?
Faggot
does loadliine or whatever I'm actually downloading remove region lock?
>>336324705
>>A week later, 5.5.1 Exploit for the Wii U comes Out!!!
SOURCE
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT KIDDING ME
NOW
>>336365207
STOP SHOUTING
READ THE THREAD
>>336362850google.com
>>336355647
did nintendo ever fix lagmancers?
>>336328594
I did that a few years ago.
Catch up.
