What if Big Boss was a girl?
What if OP made a good thread?
>>336319301
Would they have been able to convince a girl that she was Big Boss?
>>336319301
what is she doing?
>>336319301
why is her pants has hole?
Is she poor?
>>336319529
Yes.
Ocelot can ass pull whatever kojimbo needs for plot.
Why is that horse wearing an eye patch lol/
>>336319301
what if raiden was a girl, but not as hideous in pic related
I want to fuck that horse.
>>336319301
so, I take it she's gonna end like those actors that only landed 1 good gig, and now they are old and sell signed pictures of their characters on small cons, right?
>>336319821
Hard to recognize her with that eye patch on, huh?
It's world famous model, actress, singer Stefanie "Joost" Joosten.
>>336320347
She's going to continue scraping together small gigs as usual. While being supported by her secret boyfriend.
>>336321163
>her secret lesbian lover
ftfy
>>336320347
She's got a few movie roles coming up, one of which is why she's in Italy which is where that pic was taken
It would have made the electroshock scenes better.
What if Quiet had a twin?
>>336319301
What if OP isn't a faggot?
>>336323240
Joosten hoverhands? Holy shit. She is pretty much a female weeb
>>336323254
OP hasn't done anything faggy yet.
You however get a tisk for false flagging.
>>336323372
That bitch looks scary tho
>>336323372
>weeb
Yeah dude it's almost like she lives in Japan or something lmao
>ripped jeans
She's literally begging for rape.
>>336323454
He didn't false flag though. Stop saying shit you don't know the meaning of.
>>336323543
But i vanted ohrange
>>336319301
>Big Boss
THEIR NAME IS METAL GEAR SOLID YOU FUCKWAD
>>336319676
Another Chinese proverb. "Those who look to the Heavens prosper, those who defy it are no more." Do you know this one? The meaning here is -- hold on a sec -- that you can only survive as long as you're a part of the natural order of things. You remember pre-ripped jeans? Manufacturers thought that just because people loved old, broken-in jeans, they would want to buy new jeans that looked old
>>336323708
>He didn't
You're not fooling me.
>>336323254
let's not get too crazy here
>>336319301
she would have driven off on her motorcycle and had nothing to do with the series since mgsIII?
>>336324003
Edit where both options say Yes when
>>336319301
The she would be called big bitch
WHAT HAPPENED TO JOOSTEN'S EYE?
>>336324505
Nothing
>>336324505
An errant jizz shot. I apologize.
Is /v/ going to watch her movie?
>>336319301
She would had acomplished absolutely nothing.
>>336319301
>>336319301
Why do you faggots even care about this dumb bitch this much? She farts and you weebs make a fucking thread about it. How does it feel knowing that japs are fucking the shit out of her and you will never even touch her?
So why was Tommy Leet arrested again? I saw someone posting mugshots of him here the other day.
>>336326281
Why do you care? You can just ignore these threads.
She's a lesbian, anon.
>>336326373
Breaking and entering or some shit
>>336320215
Raiden IS a girl, sily
>>336326465
Seriously? That just made her so much hotter to me now.
>>336321262
>tfw you'll never be her secret lesbian lover
>>336326839
I miss cute, dorky raiden. Why'd he have to go edgelord all of a sudden
>>336325689
yes
what movie?
>>336325689
Will she be nude in it? Stef's legs and breasts have the perfect amount of thickness.
>>336327172
Probably notBecause she's playing an actress who gets cancer
>>336325689
I would love to rub oil/lotion on her perfect skin.
>>336327275
I dont want Stef to become a skeleton.
>>336326981
I wish he didn't too.But stopping that boat and losing limbs was pretty awesome, in that over-the-top way.
Would you Raiden?
>>336326465
wait, how do you guys know?
>>336327518
I'm her GF tbqh
>>336327704
no way, you too?!
>>336319301
what if she sat on my face?
>>336323917
Holy fuck imagine being so fucking autistic that you try to disprove fashion trends with a fucking Chinese proverb.
>>336320215
Pretty sure Raiden can be whatever someone wants him to be with a cyborg body.
>>336328380
At least that means him and Rose have a good sex life.
>>336323543
That one tastes like shit.
>>336326281
>How does it feel knowing that japs are fucking the shit out of her and you will never even touch her?
I can confirm that it's just dry sex since their dicks are so small it can't even enter her.
>>336320748
who?
>>336328515
Since she's a lesbian, they'd use a strap on. I can live with this thought.
>>336328707
>lesbian
I... actually had no idea.
>>336328271
PLay MGS1 faggot
>>336329307
>MGS 1
That is clearly an MGS 2 reference to Otacon's proverbs
>yfw joost can cqc everyone of you nerds
>>336329865
only because I want her to
>>336329865
I'd let her and enjoy it lad
>>336329865
I'm also a martial artist, so, yeah.
What is big boss had a horse face?
i have a secret crush on her
>>336330059
what if a memeposter had shit taste
>>336330112
I'm telling everyone
>>336319301
>was
What if OP werent illiterate.
![1377525365884[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FpawU1l.png "1377525365884[1].png")
>guards rape you if you get caught
>>336330209
But maybe Jack was a girl and were turned into male instead?
>>336330209
>werent
>>336330209
>werent
Now you fucked up.
>>336330059
Hm, I don't know. What is "big boss had a horse face"?
>>336330059
>Dark Souls poster is a homosexual
makes sense
>>336323810
I enjoyed this post
>>336330059
RUDE
>>336330112
stage 1.5
>mfw all the Joostlookalikeporn on tube sites was deleted
>can only find it on clips4sale now
Why?
>have brunette eyepatch gf
>make her tie her hair and wear leather jackets
>she sees this thread
>"Anon, have you been dressing me up as this girl? Who is she? Is that what you like?"
>"No, wait, she's cosplaying this other character. Let me google it..."
>"Are you telling me you want this bearded old man?"
Fucking kill me
Is /v/ excited for Horizon Zero Dawn?
>never gave this chick that much thought when /v/ started posting her
>develop a small crush over time
Fuck you, /v/
>>336330654
this is not true, therefore kill yourself
>>336330336
>>336330394
Because omitting an ' in weren't is the same as not knowing the difference between "was" and "were".
>>336330654
>>"Are you telling me you want this bearded old man?"
Well she's not wrong, is she?
>>336330654
when the fuck has big boss ever worn a leather jacket
>>336330807
Same here but with traps.
Fuck you 4chan
>>336323543
>chu-hi
Is that alcohol?
IIRC remember chu-hi was soju mixed with fruit juice, right?
>>336330890
play the game, fucker
>>336330884
Still doesn't help his case.
>>336326281
>Why do you faggots even care about this dumb bitch this much?
grill or gay detected
Please stop this. I really want to go to sleep but I can't leave a Joost thread.
>>336330807
If you don't want to get too deep don't watch her streams
Trust me
>>336330928
>liking traps
that's so 2012
>>336330928
>Came to 4chan completely straight, now fap to traps and am getting into cute boys.
4chan has ruined me
>>336331062
I saw some excerpts and thought they were too damn cute. Really want to watch them, but I think they'd be too much for me.
>>336330928
>>336331271
Heh, compared to you I'm not so bad.
>>336331281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldHTmrmuCIY
>>336330648
>Joost lookalike porn
Can't post something like that without sauce.
>>336331271
4chan doesn't ruin people, it only makes you face who you really are.
>cute boys
that's a line I'll never cross, maybe becauseI'm not gay like you.
>>336332056
>>336331271
traps are boys you degenerates
>>336331890
Princess Leia.
>>336332509
but they look like girls and secrete their hormones thanks to HRT.
if you think that's gay then go fuck an old, bald, overweight trucker with a vagina.
>>336319301
>What if Big Boss was a girl?
Then she'd be Big Bossy.
>The Joost is just a member of this guy's harem
How does it feel, /v/?
https://youtu.be/AKf07EPPfZw
>>336333157
reminder that all the people in that video are actors
>>336319301
Love that jacket
>>336319301
The porn would be even better, but the gameplay would probably still be what it is. Kojima would probably rike it, I'd imagine.
she looks like my cousin
>>336334651
Pics?
>>336334352
dat open skit upper thigh shot. my fucking dick. Joose is getting a bit too Loose.
>>336334698
hold up
>>336334698
nevermind i don't think she wants me to post her pics
she doesn't look like her
>>336334898
>nevermind i don't think she wants me to post her pics
>on an anonymous image board
>>336326281
Because she's female. that's why /v/ cares about anything.
>>336331271
Same, but now I'm at that point where not so feminine guys are getting more appealing and I can't help but mentally undress cute guys in public. Not to mention most girls don't really interest me now unless they're really androgynous, buff or both.
>>336335174
I see you've saved my cropped porn pic. You rascal!
>>336334352
>those shoes
>that skirt
>>336335297
small worldsource?
>>336333157
this triggers the sjws
>>336335631
Feeling in spoon-feeding mood todayhttp://nhentai.net/g/146636/1/
>>336335838
Oh wait, I remember downloading this but I never got around to it. Thanks for reminding me anon.
>>336328271
It's an mgs1 mei ling joke anon
