CORRIN! COME WITH US! IT'S YOUR BIRTHRIGHT TO FIGHT AT OUR SIDE! WE'RE YOUR REAL FAMILY
lol btw I have a letter here that says you're not our real brother haha we sure pranked you
>Join Hoshido
>Xander decides you've been brainwashed, admits you're not his real brother, begs you to reconsider, attacks Ryoma, and orders you be captured alive
>Join Nohr
>Ryoma attacks you immediately, declares you a traitor who should be killed on sight, and does not admit you aren't his real brother
>Hoshido """siblings"""
>>336252557
Ryoma tries to bring you back in Chapter 12. So does Hinoka and Sakura. Takumi is the only one trying to feather you.
>>336252170
>IT'S JUST A PRANK ONII-SAN
>>336252170
I don't side with lobsters.
Of course the incest thing had to be a bait & switch
Since it's gonna be that kind of thread, does anyone have the parentage chart? There seems to be some debate on whether or not Ikona managed to shit out Takumi and Sakura before she died.
>>336252170
Japans are pretty disgusting with the portrayal of having your supposed blood related family be the correct choice over the people that raised and loved you. Muh hoshidos dindu nuffin wrong.
>>336254836
Isn't it a cultural thing?
Which version of the game ended up selling more in the west? I know japan went full Hoshido.
Who was in the right here?
>>336255112
I believe it as Birthright. But both versions were very close together. I don't think they've ever said how many people bought one and then downloaded the other.
Conquest had the better story. I feel really bad for your Nohr siblings in birthright since they have no fucking idea what the truth is
>>336255595
>Conquest had the better story.
Wow, that's the first time that I've heard that.
>>336255907
Better than HOSHIDO DINDU NUFFIN
>special edition never ever
>going to have buy DL shit to get the full game
Fuck it. I'm not even getting it. They should have made a standard edition with all 3 games on it and had they special edition if you want to be a faggot and collect the bit of shit that comes with it.
>>336255298
None of them, they're all cunts who had to have the shit smacked into them to see the bigger picture.
>>336255907
conquest had the better story if you ignore how hard they dropped the ball on everything. If it literally just had ONE scene where you see Nohrian villagers starving to death, then the story might've even been passable.
>>336256068
No, not really. Conquest's story was pants on pants on head retarded. Yes, I said that twice intentionally.
>>336256414
pirate it, dumbass
how do I pirate the dlc for this?
>>336255907
better to drop the ball on something interesting than be completely milquetoast
Conquest had the better story. It's not good but it's better
>>336257341
Premise. The word you're looking for is premise.
And yes Conquest had the better premise but the worst plot of all 3.
>>336257341
How can anyone possibly think this when you're shat on for even choosing Nohr and most of your campaign involves beating people up and then promising you're gonna be a good guy. Conquest is like an abusive relationship. The story is fucking trash but the gameplay and hopes that the Corrin stops being a fucking retard keeps you going
>>336257897
nah, the third route definately has the worse plot
>>336258051
>Trying this hard to defend Conquest's plot
It's a good game with a shit story. What's the problem?
>>336258357
nah senpai you don't what i was saying
hoshido > shit > DmC > Other M > Nohr > Third Route
>>336258357
>What's the problem?
My delicate ego ;-;
>>336256735
Fire Emblem Fates has the biggest case of "Telling, but not showing" I seen in a game's story.
>>336252170
>birthright to abandon your station , betray your country and join hoshitters
That's a tough sell, lobster-kun.
>>336259360
Pretty much my problem with it.
>>336259581
Nohr was never your country, don't be a race traitor anon. Remember nippon pride.
>>336257235
If it's anything like SMT IV, you download the dlc cia and install it through fbi I think.
>>336254836
Well, Corrin was literally kidnapped
BIG BROTHER IS NOW BIG SISTEREVEN BETTER
>sakura is one of my best combat units atm
>>336255907
Pick your poison anon
Conquest is the most completely retarded plot I've ever seen in a video game. Hoshido is the most boring plot I've ever seen in a videogame
>>336260137
Can I just play tactics ogre instead? I need to get started on Knight of Lodis.
>>336260048
>play through birthright
>literally can't remember a single thing about it, don't care about sakura
>play through conquest
>sakura gets broken in every single way and would probably have been crazier than takumi if it wasn't for elise
she didn't deserve that
>>336260137
And then there's Revelation, which seems like it might be going somewhere, but the second you enter Valla with everyone, all reason and coherence is thrown out the fucking window.
every single FE game after Path of Radiance is complete and utter piece of shit waifu simulators
Prove me the fuck wrong you weeaboos
>>336260327
post link to that imageset
>>336260327
Sakura is the only Hoshido noble that I cared about when playing Conquest.
>>336260646
why bother,you'll refuse to listen to reason
This is the fate of all Hoshido scum.
Technically he's not wrong. You ARE a Hoshidan, purely via marriage relations.
You're part of their family because your mother married in to that family.
This isn't a hard concept, retards.
>>336262234
New lurker here, you're adopted into the Nohrian family, so what's your point? The premise was that they are your blood, although we know they arent
I paid $40 dollars to fuck my fantasy sister.
Turns out we weren't related.
Dropped the game.
>>336262756
>Opt to marry Camilla
>She's really insistent on how you're pretty much family
>Is totally okay with that though
So satisfying.
>>336262561
>you're adopted into the Nohrian family
Illegally. Via kidnapping. That doesn't count.
>The premise was that they are your blood, although we know they arent
Yes, but they're still technically your family. Much more-so than Nohr.
>>336263331
>Illegally. Via kidnapping. That doesn't count.
Not that newfag anon, its a whole different land from hoshido so a whole new set of laws. Since the nohr king feels like hes above the law its as legal as he wants it to be.
>>336263679
>It's not illegal because the leader of a completely different kingdom did it and he's an asshole so it's OK.
That argument probably sounded a lot more flawless in your head.
>>336255907
It could've been, since you actually go to valla for a chapter. But Azura likes keeping secrets, so that didn't happen
>>336263070
Corrin x Camilla is best couple
>shy virgin Corrin
>lustful virgin Camilla
>their marriage consummation
>neither last very long, but both have a mind-blowing climax together
>Corrin's virile seed fertilizes Camilla's fertile womb with twin children
>>336260048
She has surprisingly great growths in all the right places.
>>336259851
>install it through fbi
no
use bigbluemenu
>>336260385
>enter Valla
>DUDE GHOSTS LMAO
>rinse and repeat until endgame
>>336265819
Should I keep playing revelation /v/? I'm on chapter 12 and it's so fucking boring.
>>336266558
Once you enter Valla it will get x10 boring
>>336266558
Despite what people say about when you actually get to Valla, I enjoyed that aspect of Revelation. It was a little hard to follow but I liked the premise.
WHO IS THAT MYSTERIOUS DANCER?!
It was just a prank, bro (but you're not really our bro ahahaha)
>>336268180
Weird, I can't find our magical blue-haired waterbender singer, and there's a totally different magical blue-haired waterbender singer on stage right now. Small world.
how did they fuck up the localization so hard
the one good thing that came out of it is that they made a really dull and boring character a complete autist who's obsessed with pickles.
Can you marry your sister in Birthright? Asking for a friend
>>336269416
You have no sisters.
Your biological mother was the step mother to all the Hoshido royalty. You're just as much related to the Nohr royalty as the Hoshido royalty. Hell, considering you were raised by the Nohr royalty, they beat Hoshido out when it comes to adoption relations.I wonder if Katie didn't know that when she drew pic related? Given the blog post under it, probably not.
>>336270073
There is one.Your half sister Lilith.
>>336264653
Except they only have one child.
>>336270073
You can fuck your cousin Azura
>>336259726
Your grammar is impeccable, for an eleven shitter.
>>336263894
Its perfectly legal since its his country, what about it?
Its just like taxlaws and executions you faggot.
>>336252924
He does it while condemning your deathly ill sister to death if you don't do it.
>>336256414
Just pirate it, and forget about Birthright and Revelations, to hell with rout missions and constantly spawning reinforcements.
So I'm on the Great Wall of Takumi and everything is annihilating my team aside from Xander, Effie, andBenny. Is it possible that I fucked myself up by spreading my xp too thin trying to level everyone? I know I could beat it by letting my big hitters do all the fighting, but that would just make my underleveled problem worse in the following chapters.
Why Nintendo made two distinct stories if it's to make them non-canon with the 3rd one ?
>>336274043
To milk more money from the retarded FEfags
>>336252170
I've never dropped a Fire Emblem game before Fates. No point to an FE title when both the story AND the characters are such complete shit.
>>336274043
they're both "still" canon in the sense you get both the grim and blazing yato, and both male and female kanas in the DLC.
>>336273876
Please tell me what is wrong with using Benny.
He's literally the best tank and bait unit in Nohr and you need one.
>>336273876
You play fire emblem by having a select team of characters you use throughout the game.
>>336270073
the Nohrians look nothing alike because even when Garon was "good", he still fucked tons of concubines and each of them have different mothers.
>>336276494
LTC memery. He's a slow, low-move unit whose main purpose is tanking when characters like Effie, Xander, Beruka, and Silas can fill that niche without showing up relatively late or underleveled. He can also suffer from having too much def where non-ninjas ignore him. Really though, almost every unit is fine so there's nothing wrong with using any unit over another.
>>336276596
I've gotten away with mixing it up in 7-9 and 13.
aside from rinkah are there any units that are just so so laughably bad theres no reason to bother using them?
>>336277174
Dwyer serves no real purpose at all. Most every other kid can be made at least decent, but not Dwyer.
>>336276494
>killer lance
heh.
>>336276494
>He didn't rename a custom mega-lance into 'Crippler Crossface' for Benny
>>336277174
Odin is pretty much Nohr's Rinkah. His stats and growths are all over the fucking place.
>>336277880
Odin is secret god-tier if you realize that he is actually a physical powerhouse who was designated with a magic starting class (this is actually the inverse as to how his character was in Awakening).
For Rinkah there is no hope for her, forever mediocre at best, unusable trash at worst.
>>336277880
that's true; he's really 50/50 in that he can be shit or good. In my conquest run the RNG gods blessed me with an actually above average odin so I slapped some skills on there and he's actually good.
Revelations, his magic went down the shitter and even as a swordmaster he couldn't be salvaged
>>336256815
THIS. Nintendo try to make a peaceful and fair kingdom with Hoshido, but they end up looking like a gang of violent mudslims
>>336274043
It's called "if" in Japan for a reason.
>>336278047
The problem with Odin is you either use his D rank tomes and get going faster, or you risk trying to build him as a samurai with a fucking bronze sword which can't even be used for his personal skill like a thunder tome can.
>>336278590
Raider's Katanas are decent E-Rank weapons, though I agree it's a hassle at first with any sword unit in that rank. You just gotta push through because he'll be more worthwhile in the end as a beater than a caster 9 times out of 10.
>>336252557
>declares you a traitor who should be killed on sight
That never happened. At most, he wanted you incapacitated.
>>336254836
He was kidnapped, not abandoned.
>>336274407
Pretty much the reason I can't get into any 3DS FE titles yet I got addicted to Stella Glow and finished it in a week and a half.
I'm just not of the mentality that the gameplay itself should be the reward/goal in these kind of games and it doesn't matter if every other aspect of the game is crap.
>>336276494
>45 defense
Jesus.
>>336277472
My Mozu!Dwyer ended up pretty useful; he was a godsend in dealing with the eastern side of chapter 26, for instance. The way his stats were distributed meant I could rely on him to do basically anything on a given turn, and versatility is useful.
>>336277041
Do you understand the concept of baiting and chokepoints?
The only mission where a benny like that would be shit would be on a timed mission.
>>336282390
That's why I said LTC memery. Low Turn Count fags hate everything that's not the main lord, the jeigan/oifey, or mounted units.
>>336273876
with the wall of Takumi what you need is a level 15 sorcerer with bowbreaker, either Odin, or his daughter, or nyx.
they make that much easier
>>336261284
Even the Ninja brothers?
>>336276494
Dat defense...that man sure can take a pounding
posting best girl
