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>halo killer
>>336239878
>Mother 6
>>336239713
What is that suppose to be?
WELCOME TO OVERGROWTH ALPHA 199.204.406.
IN THIS UPDATE WE MAKE THE CLOUDS MORE PUFFY
>>336240186
N-gage, failed phone mobile game hybrid.
>>336240186
>he doesn't know about such a great thing n-gage was
>>336240186
how young are you?
>>336240304
>they will never make a full game out of Receiver
>>336240304
One day, when my grandkids are on their deathbeds, this game will finally reach 20%
>>336240289
butchered season 2's plot, and pissed all over the hopes of a proper movie.
SHIT
>>336240186
maximum b8
>>336239713
SIDETALKING
>>336240141
Say what you want, but Killzone 2 was pretty good
The N-Gage was a little too ahead of its time. The idea was fine, it was just the execution that blew.
>>336240659
wat. is this real? and is it the same bomberman that i'm thinking of?
>>336240879
Oh, it's real. You don't wanna know.
>>336240879
Yes.
Yes.
>>336240823
I enjoyed the first game more. Playing some missions as different characters made it more fun.
It was one of the first games where the gunplay felt genuinely satisfying.I'll never forgive that sniper scope mechanic
Put countless hours into offline multiplayer against bots.
>>336240141
That feel when you are forced to fight for the wrong side.
![New-3DS-Screenshot-01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1TsxnSA.jpg "New-3DS-Screenshot-01[1].jpg")
>>336239713
>>336239878
>blart mall cop
>>336239713
The irony, of course, is that the Ngage was right about every trend that would come in regards to mobile gaming - they were just a few years too early.
>>336241191
someone's mad.
>>336239878
>look for "Over 20 lbs of pussy and ass"
>it's there
>>336241191
Triggered.
>>336239878
kek
>>336239878
>Bonus content inculdes: batman
lost my shit so hard
>>336241191
>>336241063
Fuck off retard.
>>336239878
>NTR USA in the top right
>>336239878
really needs the "includes 45 minute anime dvd!" icon that one of the .hack games had.
>>336239713
>tfw still no emulator
>>336239878
got me good
Step aside everyone
![B009AGXH64hardware[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f1p7AlG.jpg "B009AGXH64hardware[1].jpg")
>>336241310
>>336241361
>>336241408
i guess you remembered it or at least how you were duped by nintendo even though it was always going to be the DSi 2.0
alright then here's hard mode
>>336241591
i played this the other day. it's cool for split screen and the novelty of having starcraft on 64. it actually includes brood war too.
>>336241626
>>336241191
>>336241063
Fuck off retard.
>>336239878
I can't name one related vidya seals meme that isn't included
>>336240347
Was it really good? besides the meme talking shit the system was really shit, it sucked the battery really fast, even with the lowest brightness, the fact that you had to remove the battery in order to change the game in the first model, the vertical screen and the shit library
>>336239878
>ITT: Oh yeah, that happened.
>posts something that didn't happen
>>336241734
calm down kid. nintendo are big boys and can defend themselves.
>>336241717
I've heard there's a couple of bonus campaign missions with actual starcraft lore in them that are not featured in the PC version. Is that true?
>>336241275
its basically an early 2000's version of pic related. Of course, playstation as always copying nintendo.
>>336241838
Fuck off retard.
L-LOL
>>336241895
>>336241275
This. But then, what actually triggered the rise of smartphone gaming? Widespread use of touchscreens, which appeal to casuals? For the longest time it was all about snake on the nokia brickphones. It was hot shit, but for some reason in the years that followed the release of those phones nothing was as popular as that game. Why?
>>336241895
I wonder if the Vitaly experiments gave Iwata cancer.
>>336240829
>>336241275
>the N-gage was ahead of its time.
>if they made a modern day games machine/phone hybrid it would be a total success
look at the vita, it's a massive failure.
>>336240823
>was pretty good
>no jump button
>4 hour campaign
>no voice chat in multiplayer for the first 8 months
Oh but look how awesome shooting a watercooler looks like...
I still remember some guy at guerilla games saying how the whole "halo killer" was a mistake that the press created
>NX will be just another gimmickbox that we'll post in this thread a couple years from now
>>336241965
My best guess?Data plans and wifi.
>>336241969
>Vitaly
that was supposed to be Vitality
>>336241867
i dunno. shit's hard to beat with a 64 controller.
i remember when i bought it used out of one of the n64 bins at babbage's it already had all the cheats unlocked. i stupidly deleted that save not knowing how much of an achievement it was to get all that unlocked. i thought you could just enter codes. nope. someone was hardcore or maybe you could do it with a gameshark.
Thank you /v/ for turning every thread into a console war one.
>>336239878
>loss
Remember when this happened on /v/?
>>336242032
the vita isn't a phone.
Want an example of a modern ngage? Literally every smartphone.
>>336242058
>the vita and italy will never be one
>>336242091
Face it. /v/ Just wouldn't be the same without Console wars
>>336241191
>got as gift
>already had and was happy with normal 3ds
>collects dust
>turns out it's been on firmware 9.0.0 the whole time
yar har feedle dee dee
>>336242227
Vita had a 3G model which could make calls through Skype
so it's a phone
>>336242197
fucking hell i've never cringed before but that did it. my skin is crawling with disgust.
>>336242091
you can thank nintenyearolddiddlers
>>336241063
>>336242054
Oh yeah, i'll definitely agree with that. Before data plans were common it was really inconvenient to get new apps on your phone. I wish i paid more attention to smartphones when they first hit the market, i was too busy with real games. But now their history is pretty interesting to me.
>>336241852
Except /v/ was discussing it for the multiplayer hate.
At least the shitshow story finally ended though.
>>336242314
So my PSP was a phone too? It had skype. So does my xbone.
>>336242416
PSP and Xbone don't have 3G
>>336239878
>>336242042
>no jump button
wat
>4 hours campaign
wat?
the fuck are you saying moron?
>>336242465
so it's the 3G that makes a phone and not the calling? Then my kindle is a phone?
i admit that i know most of these just from AVGN, but its still hillarous:
>Power Glove
>Virtual Boi
>That Headset thing that would have an attached mic to emulate an A Press to shouting "FIRE!"
![256px-Haze_boxart[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7wxuN0p.jpg "256px-Haze_boxart[1].jpg")
>>336240141
at leas killzone is still going
>>336242416
>tfw need to make an emergency call but the xb1 won't run off a car charger
>>336242527
if it lets you make landline calls on the go without being tethered to Wi-Fi then yes.
>>336242573
you are fucking retarded.
>>336242080
that makes sense
haha ye, that's classic, happened to me once when we rented pokemon 64, all levels were already beat. It was cool if the game featured multiple save files, but it sucked otherwise.
>>336242314
>Tfw the Vita Skype app had no IM
That's all I wanted damn it.
![gizmondo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EjXilQW.jpg "gizmondo[1].jpg")
>>336239713
>>336242042
>>336242505
and I'm pretty sure the story about the voice chat is false too
>>336242197
tfw i still don't know what gamergate is even though i live witnessed all of it on /v/.
>>336239878
Funniest shit I've seen in weeks.
>>336242618
no u
>>336242531
>Virtual Boi
oh god /v/, what have you done to me.
>>336242197
look at all those nu males and tumblrgirls
>>336242749
this was such an alarmingly stupid idea, I don't know how it made it out of the conference room.
OT: Dead Rising 3
>>336241173
How did the scope work, it's been ten years since I played it
>>336242538
>battlefront 3 got canned for this piece of shit
>>336240334
Not that anon but this could've been our worst fear about the NX.
>>336240141
I still think Killzone is overrated. The PS3 games felt more like a tech demo than a proper shooter. If there ever was a Halo killer it was343i :^D
>this many posts
>no OUYA
Jesus Christ it was such a flop not even /v/ remembers it
>>336242749
>this is displayed prominently in someone's house
>>336242749
>"Hey bro, what's that on your shelf over there?"
>>336242573
fw my landline phone isn't actually a phone
thanks for enlightening me, anon
>>336242749
>>336242841
Made some lucky guro enthusiasts happy at least, so I'm glad it happened for their sakes seeing as how shit on this scale is pretty impossible to get for their fetish.
>>336242269
Once played against him but he played Soldier not Heavy
>>336242996
it's a computer not a phone dummy
>>336242956
>burgerland
>cops patrol the street and see this abomination trough your window
>get shot
>>336240467
sleep tite dick biter
>>336242531
>no virtual boy virtual console for 3ds
baka desu famtendo-senpai
>>336243057
Was this game good? I played the demo and remember kinda enjoying it
>>336239713
Dude... this guy got an N-Gage...
What a loser....
Fag...
>>336241408
>>336241734
>>336241886
Your next line is "Fuck off, retard."
>>336239713
;_;
>>336242724
>female """"""""dev"""""""" sleeps with a journalist (among others) to get her game good reviews/publicity
>bunch of nerds bring this, among other examples of corruption of games journalism, to light
>twitter/tumblr/reddit freak out saying the nerds are being misogynists
>entire movement immediately gets corrupted by memers and SJWs
the only people that ever bring up anything gamergate related anymore are either SJWs or reddit retards.
>>336241754
I bought the second gen Ngage from a friend around 2006 for roughly 10€ and honestly for playing standard java games like Sola Rola, those sick bike stunt shits or that sledging track builder, it was super comfy. The Symbian games weren't really a system seller, as there weren't that many good ones besides maybe the Tomb Raider remake. Also based Doom machine and had shit like Excel. But yeah, It's a quite huge brick with no camera and the battery life wasn't that great compared to other old brick phones.
>>336243246
I just remember cocks and tits
>>336239878
I should print this and frame it
>>336240829
The N-Gage had an elder scrolls game on it which had co-op multiplayer.
Crazy shit i tell you what
>>336243437
>muh gaming journalism
Gaming journalism has been a joke for over a decade. People only cared about GG because it was a sex scandal and not paid reviews
![4862_front[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YdGWI3z.jpg "4862_front[1].jpg")
>>336242672
>those fucking button icons
The devs must have been big fans of The Fifth Element
>>336242749
Damn, I still want it.
>>336241754
I still have my QD. I can play for a lot of time with it and the battery last for a shiton of time even when I play with it. Something weird that happened with my battery is that it used to get HOT AS SHIT when you were charging it, and I thought that was it, but then it did not do that anymore and it has been working fine ever since.
I only have two games for it: Sims busting Out and Tomb Rider (that came with the game). Maybe I'm just kinda lucky with tech and shit like that, but the shit I've used always lasted for a shiton of time.
Cons:
Low space for storage.
QD does not reproduce mp3. (Not like you could put much in that shitty space storage, anyway.)
Fall in between of a good cellphone and portable console, being overall shit at both, but not completely.
Still, I would not've recommended getting it unless you really wanted the games + basic phone with it.
>>336242538
SOme kid in 3rd grade told me about this game
all i remembered was "yellow mask" and "nekter"
look the game up and found a scene
>"DONT CALL ME A FAGGOT"
>"DONT CALL HIM A FAGGOT SIR"
>>336241852
>that fucking campaign
Holy shit, at least the previous games were fun despite the stupidity. LotV's missions were boring AND it featured the worst neckbeard protagonist I've ever seen in a game.
>>336243879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IssLAON48s
'njoy
>>336243647
Holy shit this game suckkkkkked.
>>336243613
>exchanging sex for services isn't a form of payment
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>>336242531
>>That Headset thing that would have an attached mic to emulate an A Press to shouting "FIRE!"
But can it simulate half an A press?
>>336244051
How do you do that thing where the text goes up and down?
>>336243238
I miss Dragon Age 2 Cassandra. They fucked up her face in Inquisition.
>>336244090
You just have to say FI
![ViewMedia[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1BxfrIP.jpg "ViewMedia[1].jpg")
anyone have one of these?
>>336242895
How much money did that end up making from cuckstarter?
>>336244207
is that some sort of DVD rewinder level shit?
>>336244090
first you need to understand what half an A Press means.
Pressing and holding it down is only half of the process of pressing a button. releasing it being the other half. If you only press the button once and hold it down for the rest of the level, you beat it with 0.5 button presses.
That means, wearing the headset and shouting "FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-" for the rest of eternity, would be half an A Press.
>>336243416
both of these were pretty decent. Neogeo moreso.
>>336244051
Exactly, so why did this blow up into a big deal when this has been going on for longer than anyone cares about
>>336243535
sounds like a fun night out
>>336240141
>splitscreen with max bots
>framerate almost drops to single digits
Who /red/ here?
>>336241880
I want a new Xperia Play, actually. That thing was great.
>>336244272
>>336242895
just under $8.6 million
youtube.com/watch?v=xTqhyHuKVKA
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ouya/ouya-a-new-kind-of-video-game-console
>>336242847
>This piece of shit killed TimeSplitters
>This piece of shit made Battlefront 3 become Battlefield: Star Wars edition
>>336242540
american boxarts everyone
>>336242749
Goddamn, that's so fucking disgusting. Why the fuck would anyone make Dead Island 2 when the first one sucked so goddamn terribly?
>>336244495
I had one of these, this shit never fucking worked for me.
>>336243647
I have this game but never played it
>>336244495
i had the green one. shit those were great
>>336244536
Obligatory Plinkett unboxing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY5yG2KyQfM
>>336244495
Fuck yeah red. Scannerz were rad man. Dont talk shit about scannerz
>>336244395
payed reviews for 4.5/10 games to get twice the score they deserve is one thing. when someone makes a 1.5/10 game (at best) and it gets near perfect scores that's just over the line.
>>336244656
>>336244495
>Not just drawing 30 lines with a pencil over and over again
>Not scanning barcodes both forward and backward to get two out of each one
git gud
eight chan, aka, the 48 hour break from 4chan.
>>336244824
thats not mr plinkett
>>336244961
I know, It just reminds me a lot of him
>>336244817
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH CHIN
>>336245097
I see what you mean after watching it
>>336244536
fuck me sideways, the CEO alone triggered me.
>>336244495
>playing with a grocery store baby sitter
>>336240304
|8 years
8 YEARS
>>336243246
If you want to play Dantes Inferno with shittier controls, graphics, framerate and sound go ahead.
The PSP GoW are MILES better than this garbage
I don't know what is happen!!!!! Guns, smoke!!! The whole world is explode!!! We are just running, running very fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>336243647
>rent this from blockbuster
>last day to keep it
>spam three hit combo with boxart character
>finally make it to final boss
>pause game
>pray silently to god
>urge him to help me "defeat this demon"
>final boss obliterates me
I've been a devout atheist ever since.
>>336242032
>what is an iPhone?
You're a fucking retard.
>>336244329
it's a mic for the original xbox. it plugs into the controller. it can be used either with just the mic plugged into the module or with the speaker which will play voice chat through it and you press the button on it to transmit.
>>336241496
Here it is. The pic isn't complete without it.
>>336239713
>tfw had one
it was comfy for thps at school
>>336240445
But it's already a full game
>>336244581
Post the full version fuccboi
>>336245683
it's a tech demo that i somehow got 3 hours out of.
![mass_effect_fail_by_akael-d4t0nrx[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zcvFQzT.png "mass_effect_fail_by_akael-d4t0nrx[1].png")
>>336241275
>>336242032
>>336242227
>>336242314
>>336242416
>>336242465
>>336242527
>>336242573
>>336242996
>everyone's forgotten the Ipod Touch
>>336245536
>iphone
>games
name some legitimate games that aren't f2p/p2w bejeweled clones, emulations, or flash tier shit.
>>336246142
Doom and Destiny... then again its a port
>>336246142
>NAME THINGS THAT LEGITIMIZE THE PLATFORM IN MY EYES
It's a billion dollar industry because of f2p/p2w bejeweled clones, emulations, and flash tier shit. Your opinion on the legitimacy of this approach doesn't change that, and it doesn't argue against the fact that things like nGage predicted the direction that mobile would go in without coming into it at the right time.
>>336246271
ports would fall under emulations unless it's a modern game that released within the phone's life span.
>>336246142
Infinity Blade
Framed
Counterspy
Lifeline
The Room
Hitman GO
Lara Croft GO
Monument Valley
Threes
Kingdom Rush
Assassin's Creed: Identity
Machinarium
Shadowgun
Little Inferno
Ridiculous Fishing
80 Days
>>336243879
Underage
>>336245902
I get such a fucking huge hard on whenever I'm reminded how much all those fucking idiots who liked that game got what they deserved.
>>336246142
Wayward Souls, Mage Gauntlet, Slayin, Cytus
there's a few really good games on smartphones
>>336246593
how am I underage?
>>336239713
>You had to removed the battery to change the game
>They relaunched it as a gaming service for Nokia phones
>It barely lasted 2 years
>>336246559
Good thing those are all (besides Infinity Blade) also on Android.
>>336246806
I actually had a phone with that service. And a bunch of pirated games.
Was fun. Best game was probably Space Impact.
>>336246838
Actually Assassin's Creed: Identity has yet to come out on Android (release date of Spring 2016).
>>336239878
thanks, doc
>>336246891
>implying Reset Generation wasn't the best
>>336240659
>>336246369
>I can't think of any good examples of a real game, but it totally makes money and that's what counts
I'm not asking for sales figures, I'm asking for examples of full games, not shovelware.
>>336246559
thank you for these examples.
>>336241867
Yes, that's true. What we need is Starcraft DS
>>336247069
>thank you for these examples.
No problem m8
>>336247028
That one was also pretty interesting.
>>336246559
when machinarium gets in a list of platform's greatest games you know that platform is shit
>>336240659
>>336247170
bitch he didn't ask for the best games he asked for some games.
Also don't smack talk Machinarium.
>having a load of plastic instruments in your house was normal
>>336243416
My buddy had a Wonderswan with Digimon Wonderswan Ver. His japanese family randomly gave him $500 and he went on a shopping spree.
Turns out he had a linkup device still in the box that worked with our 1st gen Digivices. That was dope.
See it here: https://youtu.be/i9ooqJuexmw?t=1m53s
>>336247325
>tfw you never fell for the plastic instruments meme
>>336240659
>Bomberman
>Sales: Zero
>>336247325
>implying having plastic tat wasn't already a thing
>>336239878
>feminist frequency
Are there games with that on the box?
lel
>>336240556
No one ever managed to explain me what is wrong about side talk.
>>336247196
Kek
>>336240659
This almost seems like a parody of gritty reboots.
Where the hell would you even get the idea to make a mature Bomberman game?
>>336247565it alright
>>336243879
>3rd grade
>>336244570
>Battlefield: Star Wars edition
calling it that would be a compliment, if only it where half as entertaining as BF, its literally COD star wars edition with killstreaks and shit
>>336247578
It looks fucking dumb and makes the phone look like a shaver.
>>336247565
It's like a charisma black hole.
>>336247468
kewk
>>336247470
>not having a dancemat for the PS1
>>336242058
>>336247565
>Playstation All-Stars
>Parappa the Rapper
>>336242042
>I still remember some guy at guerilla games saying how the whole "halo killer" was a mistake that the press created
This is almost always the case. Same with Sega and "blast processing" which they acknowledged later was a mistake they shouldn't have rolled with
>>336247719
...why would I care how it looks? Jesus christ at least I didn't had to squeeze buttons and screen to my face everytime I wanted to talk with people.
I'll be honest I'm not angry at this point. You just sound silly to me.
>>336242538
Game isn't the worst.
The story is actually pretty decent. While the dialog is ass, the story is about soldiers drunk on Haze and doing war crimes and then you decide to rebel.
Solid story.
Solid gameplay.
But it game out during massive FPS fatigue, while doing very very little new.
The marketing was also horrendous. It was both highly budgeted, and completely unappealing.
>>336247325
These live in my trunk now. I've never gotten around to getting rid of them
>>336247548
Yes
>>336239713
my favorite part of the N-Gage was that you have to turn it sideways like a taco to use it as a phone.
>>336241191
>get a huge urge to play pokemon
>buy a 'new' 3ds
>get alpha sapphire and animal crossing
>alpha sapphire is fucking SHIT
>get bored of animal crossing
>realise I don't want any other game on the system
>sell it
Don't regret it at all desu.
Proper disappointed about alpha sapphire though. I never liked third gen to begin with, I just wanted the up to date pokemon game so I could play online, but it was so shit I never even beat the elite four.
>>336248040
Such as?
CRUNCHLING ADVENTURE NIGGA
unsheathes wand
>>336247325
>people wasted time they could have spent learning a real instrument on this game
>>336248143
YES! FUCK YES!
BEST CEREAL GAME EVER!
I still have my copy.
>>336242032
The Vita was not a failure. Don't know why people say this when it STILL has games coming out for it all the time.
>it doesn't appeal to ME so it must have failed!!
>>336246738
if my math is correct, you should be 16 years old
>>336248143
that reminds me
>>336242538
Did the War atrocity act before Spec Ops got popular
>>336248195
>>336248012
>at least I didn't had to squeeze buttons and screen to my face everytime I wanted to talk with people.
I can hold my phone 3 feet away from my face, without speaker phone on, and am able to hear and be heard just fine. do you have cerebral palsy or something?
>>336248195
I forgot that entire motion control shit even existed
Did anyone actually own an eyetoy?
>>336247928
Underage detected, the real culprit is Big Daddy
>>336242269
They were sucking on his dick hoping he'd change his mind about not having Minecraft on Steam.
>>336247028
>FIRE YOUR CANNONS
Holy shit never expected to see anyone else mention this. I still have it on my old Nokia 5630. Shit was so ahead of its time.
>>336248540
only kids and penises used these.
>>336243370
Fuck off, retard.
N-NANI
>>336248143
>got this in a box all those years ago
>it's still on my shelf after all this time
I played the shit out of that when I was young.
>>336247325
>just re-bought dj hero and a controller
I agree that the band-games are stupid, but the ones with one instrument were fun, at least to me.
>>336248670
>penises
?
>>336248350
>race car noises intensify
>>336248049
Should've gotten X/Y instead, I found it marginally better, though gen 6 is still the weakest one overall so far.
>>336248540
yes, long ago
way ahead of its time really, before kinect and whatnot
>>336248818
That was already 'out of date' online wise unfortunately.
