What did she me by this?
memes aren't video games
>>336235051
I want to pee down her throat and pump her anus full of cum!
>>336235051
She wants you to pump her rump and give her your pickle pee
>>336235051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70GgyJAF8jI
her voice actress must be cute
CUTE
U
T
E
Why can you trade on top of the roof and inside the nexus?
>>336235543
>>336235051
What's the logic behind her item requests? Sparkly wants shiney stuff, Snuggly wants soft stuff, Pump-a-rum wants random shit.
Black FireBomb? Seed of a Giant Tree? Alluring Skull? Is this some Japanese phonetic shit?
>>336235771
Pump-a-rum refers to drums, as in things that make loud noises like bombs.
Pickle-pee refers to fifes (Like a flute), so, long stuff, I guess?
>>336235549
Clare Corbett
>>336235771
>Is this some Japanese phonetic shit?
obviously not, as there is an entire taskforce of english script-writers to adapt the idioms for locals
>>336235051
I'd give her something silky and smooth if you know what I mean by my penis.
>>336235943
oh well
>>336235902
>long stuff
>>336235943
>>336236007
I dunno man
>>336236041
She is a pure crowfu, treat her with respect.
>>336235943
better than i expected.
>>336235543
>When she says "No! No!"
>>336235771
l-lewd
>>336235051
did the drawer forget to add a "p" at the end of rum?
>>336235543
>enough
>>336236263
>drawer
This fucker ain't closed or ajar.
>>336235051
>>336236263
No. It's spelled correctly.
This anon >>336235902 explains what the words mean.
B A N T I
A
N
T
I
The crow is not for fuck
Listen up fuckers, quit the memeing and help a sunbro out. Is the best infusion for magic builds obtainable before lothric castle? Dont want to spoil myself but also dont want to search for hours for something that isnt there.
>>336236539
>Videogames
Fuck off.
>>336236041
It's a shame you can't fulfill her request then.
>>336235902
DEEPEST LORE
O
R
E
>>336236539
>quit the memeing
>sunbro
fuck off
She meant she's the shtittiest crow in the series.
>>336236598
Turn that projector off, my pickle-pee is 8 inches.
>>336235902
I presume that pickle pees are supposed to be something that is pickled out of the ground with a pickaxe.
Try destroy but hole
Pump-a-rum is literally Snuggly.
Same voice actress.
Same speaking mannerism.
Snuggly is just a scene bird now, that's all.
>>336236932
Snuggly is literally Sparkly you nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>336236991
With the echo effects and the much more frantic and forceful voice Sparkly has, I didn't realize she had the same VA as Snuggly.
So she's much more wild in Demon's, then mellowed the fuck out when she came to Lordran, then got into music over time.
Alright then.
>>336235234
I wanna lick your cum out of her anus
>>336237176
My favorite
>>336235965
They've fucked up before. Dark Souls II is full of very poor translations, like "the writhing ruin".
>>336235543
>Enough
>Enough
I haven't wanted to fuck a crow so much since Ornifex
>>336235543
>>336235943
>>336235943
>she looks like my mother
huh
>>336235559
So that you can do early trades if you're man enough to do the tree jump
Trusty Unbreakable Patches the Hyena is eternal!
Unfortunately, he misclicked during character creation and chose "Slavic Powers" instead of "Divine Powers" so instead of being omnipotent he just kinda pops squats and sells trash he found.
>>336235902
>She wants musical instruments
Bitch only gave me 3 titanite scales for an avelyn
>>336237176
>that second enthusiastic "pump-a-rum"
>>336235943
>she also voiced the fat lady evangelists
>>336239740
why the fuck are you just typing nonsense? Are you having a stroke?
>>336235051
I'll fill her pump a rum with my sticky white stuff if you know what i mean
>>336240117
>Who will clean the bastards curse?
>lolis that smell worse than you do
nah
>>336240380
I want to bathe a stinky loli
I've seen videos but no birds. Are the birds invisible? A glitch? Or is the screen so damn dark I can't see shit?
>>336240834
I think they're invisible so players can't murder them.
>>336240934
is that really a better solution than just making attacks not work, or not even giving them a health bar?
>>336235543
How do you get these dialogues to happen?
>>336241108
Then you'd drive lorefags into a frenzy trying to work out why they're immortal.
>>336241251
lol I wasn't aware that FROM gave a shit about lorefags since each game seems to be wildly inconsistent with one another.
>>336240380
All children tend to smell bad, anon. They'll scratch their poorly wiped ass and then touch your face not even 15 seconds later.
>>336235051
>game makes you want to fuck cats and birds
>>336236616
basic literary english is now deepest lore
>>336235543
I nutted.
>/v/ is sexualizing a crow that doesn't even make a physical appearance in the game it's from
>>336241532
>this suprises you
>>336241532
That probably makes it eaiser, as it leaves it to people's imaginations.
>>336235943Sweetie Belle?
>>336241532
Being a 22 year old virgin, I am constantly horny and find arousal from practically everything.
>>336241532
You're on a board dominated by hormonal 15 year olds and sexually stunted manchildren like >>336241812
>>336241812
>same age
>opposite situation
How does it even work?
>>336235051
Never played a DS game, but I want to see what she looks like in game.
>>336241812
Fair
>>336235543
That voice acting is fucking terrible.
How am I supposed to fap to this?
>>336240534
Romani?
>>336242126
>>336242098
Fuck you, that's adorable voice acting for a non-Japanese voice actress.
>>336241987
Do it, man. She a cute.
>>336241378
All the games take place in different timelines
>>336242398
Dark souls 3 takes place in the same setting as Dark souls 1, unlike dark souls 2.
>>336242098
I'm sorry that the depiction of a fucking crow woman isn't up to what they sound like in real life
>>336242448
Then why does DaSIII have so many DaSII references?
>>336240248
>thread has devolved into a /b/ tier lewd fest so there's no real discussion anymore
>I make a joke about a character similar to the crows that appears in every Souls game like some sort of time traveling slav.
>autistic faggot can't see the obvious connection to game and character, accuses me of typing random stuff
Well! Sorry I didn't post a reaction picture and talk about "pumping her rum", didn't meant to trigger you while you're so busy fapping.
>>336242448
DS3 is a real shitshow of a game, they just threw all the characters and places you liked and disregarded everything, pandering to the max to please folks like you, it is in the same setting as the first game as much as Hyrule warriors is apart of Zelda
so does anyone have more cute art of her
Only played DaS1 here
Did they ever uh, fix that whole "flame went out" thing? Or are we in Armored Core territory/continuity now?
>you will never buttfuck a harpy
>>336242803
Just post cute burds or harpies in general
>>336242212
>adorable
you guys got brain problems
>>336235051
Pickle-pee is the sound of a trumpet, pump-a-rum is the sound of a drum.
>>336243130
nigga I played the trumpet in high school and it aint make no pickle pee when i toot
>>336236041
>Pickle-pee
>Skip through the birds dialogue when you give it a wrong item
>It's like playing Banjo-Kazooie
>>336242751
It's missing bird ass. The first 2 had bird ass
UH, UH,
PICKLE-WE
UH, UH,
HOL A UP
>>336235051
Where's the porn though?
>>336243496
CHIRP CHIRP
*pecks at ground*
CAW CAW
*sits on power line*
WE
*eats worm*
WUZ
*poops on people below*
DINOSAWRS
*flies into window and dies*
>>336236126
>pure crowfu
Now i've seen everything.
>>336243385
that's no gal tho
>>336243130
Pickle-pee sounds like more of a kazoo to me more than anything.
>>336241532
Ya'll niggas aint pickle-pee.
What do i get for my sticky white stuff?
>>336241914
>want to fuck thing
>sexually stunted
flat earth society pls go
>>336243628
>*flies into window and dies*
My room is in the attic and yesterday I suddenly heard some squawking sound followed by a THUD on my roof.
I hope it's ok...
>>336241812
This right here. I'm 24 and never been in a relationship kissed, or cuddled with a girl, much less had sex. The human mind wasn't meant to be this alone for so long, it warps you. Your brain knows only one basic instinct, and that is to mate. When it can't get it, it starts to lower standards in all areas. Like turn ons for example. This is why loners, and old virgins have very complex or fucked up fetishes. The brain starts to have more, and more deviant thoughts, hoping to somehow get to the mating part. Basically your mind goes into panic mode.
The game already is fictional, but I guess that's not enough, gotta pick the character that doesn't even exist in said fictional game
>>336242098
This, they should have use superior japanese voices folded over 1000 times for maximum cuteness.
>>336243385
Didn't that guy do another one?
>>336243959
>playing vidya
>Start hearing a loud screech
>Bird flies into window and flys away even faster
>Fucking falcon lands on the edge looking confused as fuck
I hope that bird was okay. Though Im more glad the falcon didnt come crashing through.
>>336243959
This motherfucker right here.
They travel in flocks and are dumb and bricks. So if one runs into a window every bird behind it will.
>>336235543
Why did this give me an erection?
>>336243992
You terrify me.
>>336243053
Solaire links the flame if you don't in DaS1.
In any case, DaS3 is what happens when nobody links the flame for a long ass time (likely because the DaS2 MC bailed and took the key to the kiln with him) so an alternative means of linking the flame is attempted by utilizing five Gwyn-tier souls.
>>336235943
a qt
would with no hesitation
>>336244232
>falcon crashes through your window
>nurse it back to health
>suddenly you have a kickass falcon bro
>get it a falcon bitch
>get baby falcons
>become a master at the art of falconeering
>because some dumbass bird smacked into your window
I don't see any problem
Crows are not for fuck, crows are for pet
>>336235543
>her voiceacting sounds very shy and cute
>fanart makes her into a cheeky harpy
>>336235543
>>336244779
>PUMP A RUM! PUMP A RUM!
>shy
Then draw your own shy crowgirl
>>336243959
You'd be surprised. Some birds will smash into your windscreen and then just fly off.
>>336235543
>>336236480
this
>>336244886
>tfw my shed window is broken
>tfw decapitated bird head inside of shed
>tfw dead cat outside of shed that choked to death on half a dead bird covered in broken glass
>>336243959
>cat lives on our porch, which has large windows that go all around it
>owl starts nesting in a tree next to the porch
>one night hear this loud ass thud noise
>circle round the house
>owls flopping around on the ground, rights itself when I get close and flies back into the tree
>it had seen the cat sitting in the porch but not the windows
>>336243959
I have a huge glass door that leads to my garden and at least 5 or 6 pigeons crashed into it, why the fuck do theyeven fly that low. One even left a crack, yet flew away without problems. These things have no brain
>>336235943
>>336240117
She also voiced Gwynevere in 1
Deliver the one with avelyn.
>>336245242
>>336245242
>>336245356
>>336235051
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ____
>>336245356
I want a picture of her shooting a crow out the sky with it and freaking out.
>>336243628
>>336244634
Who's the artist for these pics?
>>336243103
My dick approves of this.
>>336235943
>the voice of Saint Astrea does the voice of Pickle Pee/Pump a Rum
Oh man.
>>336245604
worst girlone half of best girl when paired with Suu though
/v/ - Birds doing stupid shit
>>336245434
>>336243959
>About to leave for work.
>A bird falls down and smashes himself against another car I have.
>Gets up and sits there as I leave.
>Gone when I get back.
>>336235051
>Humanized
Wasted opportunity, 0/10, never talk to me or Solaire ever again
>>336245434
I think I maybe get it but I'm not sure
>>336243628
hey come on man birds are great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbkEjXBVjPc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKAWs9L8LJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE4BT8QSgZk
>>336245495
Lel
>>336235543
>people actually find this shit arousing
What the fuck is the appeal?
Did drawfag ever deliver? Is he MIA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>336235943
>older women
Hnnnnnng. I don't know why but I find the idea of getting blown by some hot grandma intensely arousing.
>>336246101
Deliver on what?
Why do I want to fuck an unseen bird so badly
>>336246260
>>336246368
He was gonna draw a pic with Pump-her-bum's bum. At the very least he showed a booty in progress like two days ago.
>>336246571
Oh, I see. Same guy who did these pics or some other drawfag?
>>336243385
>>336244191
>>336244634
>>336245434I want to fuck that bird?
>>336246434
Is that from Dragon's Dogma?
>>336245434
>>336235543
>dad walks in
>>336246709
Same guy as those pics.
post more qt crows
>>336247129
Looks like Serious Sam BFE
>>336242685
hahaha look at how mad this fucking baby is
cry more you big fat ugly fucking autistic baby
I'm working on an animation with the crow
It should be done by ThursdayBefore you ask, yes, it's lewd.
>>336242212
Not saying much when all Japanese Voice Actresses sound fucking terrible.
>>336247553
Is it lewd?
>>336247553
Does it contain mayonnaise?
>>336247553
sounds good anon will be waiting
Monster Musume threads on /a/ have ruined me
>>336247363
Anonymous drawfag? Mind posting the WIP of the butt pic, if you have it?
>>336245434
fuck i tried to translate this from morse code before I realized what this is
>>336247553
Is it the same design as >>336245356 or your own?
>>336241164
Drop an item to Pickle pee
A. You get a different item
B. You can't trade the item
C. You've already traded the item previously thus cannot trade it again.
There are 2 in the video that are just responses to dropping an item and getting a different one.
>>336247814
>>336247919
Thanks. Would pickle my pee pee in.
>>336235543
That's not even what crows sound like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbRS9K4rZ8Y
>>336243992
>t. biologist
Humans are far more complex than that and you shouldn't be making generalizations. What about monks who, despite not leading a sexual life, can still have a calm mind? What about certain factors that can have a bigger impact than basic sexual instinct, such as a philosophical view on existence or a commitment to wait only for the indicated mate?
>>336247873
I'm using that design, yes.
>>336247764: /\
>>336247724
Extremely, and a bit cute & comfy
>>336235051
I want to protect that smile.
So /v/ Do you prefer pickle pee or are more of a pump a rum kind of guy?
>>336248267
pump a rum
>>336245604
>>336248267
I want to pump a rum in Pickle Pee's rump
>>336248241
REMOVE BURD
All these bird videos only make me want a pet bird
>my family only wants dogs and hates birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGBiAMr5HT4
>>336248539
Any reasons why this old game looks ok?
>>336249046
>old
nigga wha-
>2011 was 5 years ago
>>336235543
Please Zone
As someone that doesn't play these games, what does this crow do in the game, or is it even an actual crow? Why is the dialogue there, I just need to understand.
Go to sleep kids.
>>336248108
Monks probably have the most deviant fetishes, but they have to internalize it and hold it in for the rest of their lives. I bet if one snapped it would be devastating.
>>336249221
but it is 12 in the afternoon
>>336235543
What an adorable voice, would give her my pickle-pee.
>>336249394
More like 18.20
>>336249006
>when it feeds
bwahahahaha crazy fucking dog
>>336249006
Dog people are fucking insane
>Mother already has 4 dog
>Is trying to guilt me into getting a dog for her for £500
She treats them like children and shouts at them all the time like they can understand her. Dog people are crazy, dogs are okay though.
Also pure breds are overated as fuck, expensive as shit and have genetic problems out the ears.
>>336249219
it's an NPC that trades with you
You drop an item, and it gives you something else
Usually an upgrade material or piece of armor
>>336249219
you don't actually see a crow, it's just an empty nest. You leave certain items on the nest and they may give you rare materials in return.
>>336249221
>>336249485
do you still have to exit the fucking game like good ole DeS to actually get shit?
>>336249632
nope, they fixed that in DS2
>>336249632
no actually
as soon as you close the menu you get the new item
>>336249219
You trade items with it.
The crow is invisible in-game, you just leave an item in the nest, and the crow swaps it out for a different one.
Whether or not it's actually a crow is assumptions because the original one in Demon's was called such (although it was also referred to as a double winged hawk girl in the credits apparently).
>>336249632
You do in DaS, but from DaSII onwards you don't.
>>336236480
I legit believed that I would have died somehow if I put the wrong item in the nest too many times in DaS3
>>336239704
>tfw some people CAN'T do that tree jump
Missing out on a goat ring
>>336249221
Is that Space Jin? Muh dick,I just wish he didn't have a fetish for busting balls, shit makes me uncomfortable.
>>336249221
How am I supposed to sleep with this boner?
>>336248108
You can have a calm mind, and normal life even with deviant fetishes. I'm just saying privately of course.
>>336249982
The only ring you get is a Ring of Sacrifice, and there's one of those early on in High Wall of Lothric.
>>336249915
It's true tho
If you put a certain item in the nest, 5 pursuers will spawn and permanently stay there to fuck you up
>>336250353
He means the ring that gives you more souls
>>336245731
Name a better double-buttjob.
Protip: you can't.
>>336250468
I was still thinking in the context of using the tree jump just to trade items to the crow. Completely forgot about that. Not to mention the easy crystal lizard and estus flask shard.
>>336245731
She is second best under Su.
>>336249472
I had a pure-bred beagle, and I loved the guy, but it had horrible hemorrhoid/ass-cancer problems as it got older (we had to put it down at age 11). I don't think I'd ever get a pure-breed again.
At a certain point you also have to realize that an animal, while it can be affectionate, is just an animal.
>>336249464
>>when it feeds
pic related
>>336235543
Sparkly is still best CAW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrnQZvJ19A
>these horny 13 year olds that don't realise Suu is nothing but looks and no personality
Middle to low tier at best.
>>336250820
Yeah, but she can look like whatever i want her to look like and actually has a personality
>>336250820
But you're describing the whole of Monmusu's cast there.
>>336251028
Little personality is not no personality.
Suu is in the No category.
>>336249006
Why would anyone get a bird of all animals. They can fly and shit, and then people put them in a tiny cage
>>336250815
Best CAW is Ornifex
>>336249006
>my family only wants dogs and hates birds
At least they want pets.
>>336250820
>Slimegirl
>Not the fucking best
Get out of here normalfag
>>336251284
Birds aren't like people, they don't always dream of flying through the sky and romanticizing it like we do. They live much longer and easier lives in captivity where they're not getting jumped by hungry hawks ever day.
>>336249006
https://youtu.be/iB52iP2a_MY
>>336251284
If you train them properly they'll always get back home.
If you don't take shitty small ass birds that is.
Just make a little home for it in your backyard and don't allow it inside without surveillance.
>>336235543
That's kawaii as fuck yo
>>336251176
Nah man she loves the protagonist and wants to marry him. She think he is special because of him treating monsters like humans. She has a quirk, but can sometimes be a danger for blandniceguy-san, due to her being a monster
But she still wants to humans and monsters to live together peacefully, despite their differences
>>336251284
It depends on how you train them. If you train them right they won't need to stay in a cage past childhood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t732GNJx6_4
>>336251284
As long as they are mentally stimulated they will be happy.
There are some species that need companionship. Part of the reason you don't see pet penguins is because they tend to get depressed when there are less than 7 of them.
>>336250815
>Last seconds
>>336241812
I wish I could be like you.
Instead, I only find arousal from females. And they have to be females without a penis, too. I don't like penis.
>>336251526
>They live much longer and easier lives in captivity
Me too but I need to get outside sometimes
>>336250729
>she is best when she's under Suu
Fixed.
Does anyone have the webm where a bird goes fucking Neo mode to avoid a big bad birdie's attack
>>336252045
This is also true.
>>336235943
>Corbett
>her last name is fucking Corbett
WHY HAS NO ONE COMMENTED ON THIS
>>336252408
eh?
>>336252408
what kinda old ass movie is that, gramps?
>>336248108
Monks don't actually get exposed to this weird porn so there's nothing for them to go deviant with.
Also if you don't masturbate for a very long time, your body will output less hormones and you'll feel a lot less horny (something like a 'sleep mode' for your libido, since it consumes a lot of energy and resources, and if you don't get to fuck then it's wasted resources). It gets booted up again by sex/masturbation.
I've tried it myself with no-fap. First two weeks were the hardest, constant boners and felt like I wanted to fuck anything with a hole. Afterwards for a good month I barely got it up and felt no need for women.Caved in after someone dumped some really good porn on /v/ and I got the biggest boner in the last couple of years
>>336251617
=3
>>336252036
lol then you train them to be outside without them fucking off or getting themselves into trouble. I mean haven't you taken a dog for a walk before? Didn't you use a leash?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoaEBb4IN4Q
>>336249006
>kidnap magpie baby from its nest along with a friend
>died after a couple of weeks
>still have photos from before the magpies hatched
In retrospect, I feel bad. I blame our biology teacher for telling us about how he had one as pet
>>336252523
>he doesn't know Drug Trips and Bad Deeds in Nevada
>>336252487
Corvid, corbeaux, etc. are latin root words for crows.
>>336252712
u 1 educated nigga
>>336244087
this
>>336252619
I mean, you *can* raise a baby bird from its early stages, but you probably didn't know enough about how to do it at the time. It's usually best to leave birds in their nests unless they fell out and the parents abandoned them.
One time I found a chick in the middle of the sidewalk on a busy city street. Luckily I had my work-gloves from my groundskeeping job at the time and was able to move it to some tall grasses and bushes. I don't know if it made a difference in the thing's life but at least it didn't get stepped on by some fat or clueless college student.
You're lucky the parents didn't go psycho on you. My mom tried to move a robins' nest from her hanging plant years ago and that initiated a summer-long war between the robins and our family. Fuckers chased us all around the block EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
>>336252712
>mfw its true
>>336235543
o dang
