How in the heck did his wife not notice that he's an octopus?
She did, she just thought it was so cute how hard he tried for his family; it was very endearing.
>>336230957
better question is why didn't he realize his kids aren't half octopus?
>>336230957
im not memeing here, but is that literally his wife's son and daughter?
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>>336231768
>octodad is literally a cuck
>>336230957
The dude is effectively 8 prehensile dicks, she noticed, and she liked it.
Also he's a cucktopus.
>Posting about a game you never played
There isn't even an octopus in the game, OP.
>>336231768
>>336231763
Um they both clearly have their dad's eyes
The real question is why NOBODY SUSPECTS A THING
What an awkward night it was.
the ending was quite a twist, had no idea he was an octopus
>>336230957
She's a slut and loves tentacle porn.
>>336231763
he's a cucktopus
>>336231851
>>336231875
>>336235060
Maybe she just thought he was infertile and they got a sperm donor?
You people need to fuck off. This is clearly just a loving family man. These "octopus" accusations are unfounded and are, frankly, insulting.
>>336235575
Right, let's get back to discussing which video game character we would fuck, baits, console wars and cropped porn.
>>336235732
>Completely missing the joke
>>336235380
The kids were born before they met. Also the daughter knows that he's a squid.
>>336230957
He's just that good. Also octopus genes are recessive.
