holy shit, why is he so pissed off?
He saw a shitpost on /v/ about how Nintendo is going 3rd party by the end of 2017.
>>336226725
His waifu died
He died
Found out he was a clone
Then he found out he's like Half Ayy Lmao
>Where the fuck is that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?
I still wonder if that wasn't a bit overboard
>>336227086
how were you supposed to know this wasn't your moms sonic game?
>>336226949
Shadow had a hard life
he saw someone shit on Undertale
>>336226725
his 8 year old waifu died
Muh maria
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FhD0AgXQrn
>>336226725
Reminder that he pumped a SMG.
Maybe it was some next level kraut magic SMG, but he still fucking pumped one.
>live in space with AIDS-ridden waifu
>government comes up and shoots up the joint
>get thrown into a freezer
>get woken up 50 years later, die
>wake up again with amnesia, learn that you might be clone
>now aliens are invading
>>336233121
Fuck that shit. I'd go full edgelord too.
>Muh-ria
>>336226725
That DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald
>>336226725
thinkgen of muhreeuh
>>336228475
I'd think that Shadow, being the third most intelligent character in canon, would be smart enough to know a good game from a shit one and would never play blunderfail.
The guy just spent the entire previous game chasing down "Eggman" (who had him cryogenically sealed away for who knows how long) to find out who he is and/or what his past is (because apparently Rouge couldn't tell him JACK SHIT about it) only to have Eggman not actually be Eggman, but Neo Metal Sonic instead. Then, when it's all over, Eggman disappears and Rouge and Omega find the shadow clones/androids. I'd be pissed too if I crossed the world on foot to get something only to not get it. Poor guy.
