Me me, Pockle Poh!
Me me, Pamp-a-ram!
Give me your valuables for a surprise, *squawk!*
*unzips dick*
>leave
>>336224634
>>336224634
Ducks are the niggers of birds.
>>336227953
They do have pretty impressive dicks.
>>336227226
I really am Pockle-Poh! It's true!
*Squawk!* Me me, Pamp-a-ram!
See?
>>336227878
Fuck off, Patches.
Ok, here you go. You seem trustworthy.
>>336228012
I'm gonna need to see some ID, sir
>>336227953
You're thinking of Canada geese
>fly around in massive numbers loudly honking
>land in any open field in a public area, eat the grass and shit everywhere so everybody needs to wear shoes and you can't lie in the grass or play sports without getting covered in shit
>aggressive enough around nest to be dangerous
>can't be hunted because they're a protected species
God I fucking hate geese so much
>You will never stick your pickle-pee in her pump-a-rum
If you can only beat me because you parried than you are trash, sorry. Please uninstall.
>>336228120
*Squawk!* Pockle-Poh says thank you so!
>>336228290
>you will never pump-her-rum full of your pickle-pee
>>336227226
Keeping this thread alive.
