You wake up and find yourself stuck in the world of the last video game you played.
What is the first thing you do and how fucked are you?
>Doom
I pause the game
>>336208894
>Benghazi Libya
>Insurgency
????
>Dungeon Travelers 2
Fug all the girls unlike that beta Fried
>>336208894
>Gunman Clive 2
>Living in the Wild West, or any of those locations
I'm fucked.
>>336208894
>Bravely Second
So, nothing changes?
>>336208894
>CSGO
A world of constant terrorism
>Europa Universalias
I am a floating spirit ruling over all aspects of poland investing into the most glorious army.
>EvE Online
I enjoy being able to fly any ship available to capsuleers, immortality, and the carrier I logged off in.It's a Thanny
Dreadnought beta.
Fuck I don't know what I'd do. The lore isn't really that fleshed out. Guess I'd work as crew on a merc ship and die without ever knowing why.
>dark souls 3
Time to kill some bitches. Though in reality I would probably give up and sit in the firelink shrine forever.
>>336208894
>dominions 4 ad MA Man
invest into air and fire magic, stack archers, Deus Vult as a lord Warden leading a blessed Warden army
Yoko is a shit waifu.
>omega ruby
Catch 6 magikarps and challenge anyone who walks by
>>336208894
>GW2
I can run faster than a centaur
>>336208894
>Catherine
Well I'm not a piece of shit, so I don't cheat on my partners, so I'm all good. I'm probably laughing at all the cursed arseholes trying not to die in their sleep.
>World of Warships
Does that just mean I'm serving in World War 2?
>>336208894
>Hyperdimension Neptunia
Literally nothing changes
>Smash 4
What happens now?
>>336208894
>Lordran
>Dark Souls
G-guess it's time to learn some pyromancies...
>>336209230
>constant terrorism
So, nothing different?
>>336208894
>CSGO
Get shot. A lot.
>Blade & Soul
Ass. Titties. Ass'n'Titties.
Super Mystery Dungeon.
100% okay with this.
>fallout 4
I guess i'll try to get one of the many suits of power armour that are lying in the wasteland
>FFXIV
YO WHERR DA CAT GIRLS AT
>>336208894
Daily reminder that she remained virgin for the rest of her days.
>>336208894
>Hitman
Im not fucked because Im not worth putting a hit on.
>>336209740
>implying she didn't /ss/ it up with the kids when she was a teacher.
>Destiny
I'm probably fine all things considered, as long as I'm near the Tower in some way. First thing I'd do is find exo women. Past that I don't know, depends on whether or not respawning remains a thing. If it does then go out and explore planets.
>SimCity 4
Does this mean I wind up in an empty, sprawling wilderness or an already established, thriving city?
>>336208894
>Lost Dimension
I'd proceed to never be a traitor or else I'd be fucked by Sho. Too bad I'll still be devoured in the Earth exploding, goddammit.
>Civ 5
great
>>336208894
Do slot machines count as video games? If so then its Jurassic Park in which case I'm fucked.otherwise its Dragon Age Inquisition which I am still fucked
>>336208894
>Town of Salem
These kinds of threads only happen after I dick around in some shitty game, never after anything good.
>Castlevania:Aria of Sorrow
Seeing as how I wasn't born when Dracula got fucked leaving me unable to have any neat powers, I'll just chill at the entrance until I can get the fuck out, and then look back through history to see how shit everything is with Dracula in the mix.
>Elona
Holyshit, I'm fucked. First thing I do is learn to play piano and develop an immunity to rocks thrown at my brain. From there I get rich.
>NiOh
FUCK!
>Freedom Wars
Immediately kill myself instead of slaving off and fighting for my life to clear my 1,000,000+ year sentence.
>>336209838
just a different kind of fucked
>>336208894
>Dark Souls
Cuddle withMarvelous Chester
>SMTIV
I'm pretty fucked if I don't start in Mikado or an area where humans set up in the city. If I do survive I guess I'd scavenge, try hitting on a demon, then eventually get killed because it's not exactly a friendly environment.
>>336209879
why the fuck does that kiwi have wings
>>336208894
Murder Sya, probably very fucked because even 'gods' of that 'world' would hate me with white hot intensity.
>Prison Architect
Well fuck..
>>336208894
>Dark souls 3
Grind the fuck out of some souls
>Lothric
Fine as long as I chill at Firelink with the rest of the sane people. Unless I too can use souls with the Firekeeper then I might go exploring.
>dark souls 3
I've made a huge mistake.
>mirror's edge
I'm okay with this; the City actually seems like a pretty nice place to live.
>>336210040
>Create a Girl
>Call Her a Boy
>>336209937
But I won, anon.I'm not playing a fag in Inquisition if that's what you meant
>>336208894
>Suikoden 2
Pray I don't cross Luca Blight and join up with the Orange army to try and hook up with the sluts in the castle or at the very least get in some cooking competitions.
>RDR: Undead Nightmare
I'm fucked
>Custom Maid 3D 2
>with everything hacked to maximum
So I'm retardedly rich, in charge of the most swinging nightclub/brothel there is, and have a small army of waifus eager for my dick.
Hell yes.
>rocket league
Guess I'm not fucked over
>Huniepop
>Kyu helps me get date
Skyrim with vanilla models, Alduin is Alive. I am fucked
I might try to do some adventuring and probably going die in a few hours
>>336208894
>alpha sapphire
going to catch me a ralts
>>336210149
Yeah, but no 4chan, you would be forced to be actually useful to the city + zero privacy.
>>336208894
>Mw2 hacked freeze aim bot lobby
Well ill just keep dying
>>336210397
STOP
Rabi Ribi.
I start fugging some cute bunnies.
>there are people in this thread who didn't cry whenKamina died
>>336208894
>GE:B
Get myself hired as soon as possible to avoid living in the Outer Ghetto and try to live as long as I can.
>>336210432
what you going to do?
throw your 6 magikarps at me and hope splash does something?
>FFXIV
Set sail for comfy.
>>336210414
That's the shitty reboot you're thinking of.
The worst things in the original ME were corrupt politicians and shitty police, both of which already exist in real life.
If anything, it's an upgrade.
>>336208894
>Grim Dawn
Very fucked
>Mass Effect
Jerk off with an omnitool to high quality Asari porn.
>>336208894
>Xenoblade X
>Fuck a hot cat girl
>Effectively immortal
>Can choose to look like whatever the fuck I want
>SMT IV
Begin walking the path of neutrality
>>336210032
The kiwi is one of the gods before the god was actually given a humanoid form, I think.
Best goddess inbound.
>>336210169
>implying you have a choice
prepare for the bull, anon
>>336210519
>mfw Kamina was my least favorite character
>XCOM 2
At least the resistance in my current playthrough has power armor and plasma...
>>336208894
>Dark Souls 3
I'm 100% fucked.
Gues I'll just stay at Firelink Shrine and rape the Fire Keeper 24/7 or something
>Civ 5
Oh well, my civ has planes and shit while others still fight with sticks.
>>336210519
Kamina knew he had to go if Simon was to reach his full potential, even in death he was propping his bro up.
>>336210574
The city is beautiful but it's already noted that surveliance is literally everywhere, that's why runners exists in the first place you simply cannot send dick picks to your GF without some faggot officer fapping to in some skyscraper where Faith watches him from air duct.
>Dark Souls 3
Die, probably.
>>336208894
>Dark Souls 3
Go on a quest to rescue my blind waifu and backstab some faggot knight of Carim.
>Kirby planet robobot.
Either get comfy or try to fuck orbs
>>336210519
honestly, i felt pity instead of sadness.
>>336208894
Deus Ex: HR.
When do I wake up in it? If it's at the same timeframe I'm in the game, I'd hide in my house until the augs stop rampaging. If it's where I am in the game, I'd hide in the room with the LIMB agent until panchea was safe. If I'm the MC, we're all fucked.
>>336209373
>Implying you wouldn't just slink back into the grave at the beginning and cuddle up there.
>>336208894
I like where this is going
>Touhou
Try and fail to get out of Gensokyo and probably just end up a shitty farmer.
>Tekken TT2
Obviously I fuck Xiaoyu
>>336210643
I didn't recruit Iron Bull due to my hatred of Freddy Prinze Jr
>>336208894
Dark souls 3
First thing I do
>git gud
How fucked am I
>bunches
>XCOM2
Petition to be an engineer and work on excavation forever.
>>336210639
>worshipping the jew goddess
>not the goddess of sonic fast
>>336208894
>beseige
Aw shit
>>336209717
>Yfw you're a lock
>>336210984
>try to get out of fucking Gensokyo
literally why?
>>336208894
>EVE Online
Oh Christ what does this mean?!?
If I'm not a capsuleer, I may be fucked.
But hey. Spaceships and shit, with the eventual chance to become a capuleer. Should be good!
>>336208894
Deus Ex HR
Augmentations, here I come
>>336211156
I love my platinums though. And my god-Duck is a great companion. Sonic fast is my second choice though
>>336208894
>landmark beta
On one hand, I'm stuck in an eternal hell made of a badly designed voxel engine with shitty UI.
On the other, I can make infinite bread, pot roast, pies and cake out of dirt.
I can probably also make some friendly npcs, though the code needed to have a decent conversation isn't in and neither is the code to fuck them.
>>336208894
>Killing Floor 2.
Pretty fucked desu, I would try find a weapon ASAP.
>>336211347
Shit, that hasn't been killed off yet?
>>336208894
Europa Universalis 4. So I guess I just woke up on the planet Earth.
>>336208894
>Dangan Ronpa 2
>the world still hasn't recovered from the most tragic event in human history
I'm going to be brutally murdered unless my despair awakens some latent talent.
An Ultra Dungeon Master might actually stand a chance, so maybe things will turn out fine.
![3ed6be4f10ceb9ed222b1ca37be596ec[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N41BuKJ.jpg "3ed6be4f10ceb9ed222b1ca37be596ec[1].jpg")
>>336211341
Just rape dungeons for an eternity for all the platinum you need brother.
Jure is my second because she's
A. cute
B. has a body pillow
and C. her pet looks kinda cool (but still kinda blows)
>>336211478
it's no longer a part of everquest. next is dead but landmark will live on as its own thing, releasing at the end of spring.
also I only log in once a week to keep my meager plot. if that didn't count I'd just be another schmuck stuck in fallout 4 raping raider corpses.
>>336211629
>Ultra Dungeon Master
>>336208894
>Drakengard 3
If I can at least fuck Three before I either get horribly slaughtered, turn into a zombie or go insane, it's completely worth it.
>Bloons TD5
I'm fucked
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within,
Beyond fucked, might be worse than death.What happens when he gets you anyway?
>>336211779
Pffffthahahahahahahaha.
I bet they'll release a barebone sandbox then charge out the ass for Smedbux.
>>336211798
DEEP
>literally die over and over only to be reanimated
>can be possibly lost in time for years
>demigods want to kill you
fuk
>>336211896
>What happens when he gets you anyway?
You transform into assassin's creed.
>Sleepy Dogs
I go attempt to go fuck some ching chong grils and they will reject me after being severely underwhelmed by my small cock.
>>336211271
Gensokyo is only a fun place if you're a girl with a silly hat.
If you're an average guy, especially from the outside, it's fair game for any youkai to fuck you up at literally any given moment.
>Nioh
It's sepukku time. Not gonna live here.
>>336212304
I'd like to get cucked by a ching chong man wjth a bigger cock than me.
>Dota 2
Welp I'm fucked might as well sudoku immediatelyIf phone games count I'm in the One Piece world, I'm equally fucked as I'm probably some random villager
>Battle cats
Be glad that none of the stages are in Louisiana
Might talk to some of the waifus though
Hit on the quest giver lady at hq and then smash on some monsters. I think I would love living there too. Bright and colorful and I get to hunt monsters. Ragnarok Odyssey Ace.
>>336212360
this
>>336208894
>Bloodborne
Die, immediately.
>>336212360
Can't you appease them?
>>336208894
>WoW
Do I get to be the hung futa space goat I roleplay as? Pic related.
Fucking score either way.
>Tabletop Simulator
I play board games forever
as long as food items I spawn are actually editable there could be worse lives.
>Dragon Quest VIII
I get to say guv a lot and hit my head in the ceiling casting Zoom in caves.
>>336208894
Witcher 3.
Asian in this world would be fucked.
>>336212895
It varies given the kind of Youkai, but generally if you end up in Gensokyo against your will, you're being dumped in a location far from the safety of a shrine or the village.
>Ace Combat
I am the AWACS operator
>>336213067
Doesn't chen eat people.
I don't really interact with the fanbase much and only know about shit from seeing it posted here and I have a friend who likes it.
>Skyrim
Hell yeah! Now maybe I could subjugate all the dragons as their leader instead of being forced to kill them all off.
>Devil Survivor
Probably gonna die by day 3.
>>336209521
>play so much Catherine I ended up dreaming about the goddamned blocks myself
>PANIC.jpg>wake up and remember I don't have any game, so I'm safe
>Nier
oh fug
>>336208894
>bloodborne
I'd just hangout in the hunter's dream forever and talk with the doll.
>>336213183
I'll let you be my AWACS any time, buddy.
>>336213397
>not fucking the Doll.
Nigga you gay.
>>336208894
>runescape chronicle
eat some pies
is captchga reading my posts?
>Rocket League
I will continue to overshoot every easy Aerial I attempt, but demolish the hard ones.
I get excited easily.
>>336213207
Pretty much every Youkai is a man-eater aside from fairies, it's just they typically don't kill anyone unless they're from the outside so they don't fuck up the balance.
If they did kill however they pleased, the village would easily be wiped out, and the Youkai would begin fading away without any human fear and/or faith to sustain themselves.
>>336213403
That's lewd anon
>Return of Reckoning
Fml, those Norse shits will end up killing me.
>Warcraft 3
YES MILORD?
>>336213547
She doesn't have any hole beside mouth
>>336208894
>Gamindustri
I will worship Nepgear with all my life.
>Lethal League
check out a Lethal Legue match to see how lethal it is. Take pictures of all the competitors just in case I get out I can show them to Riptile so they can put them in the game.
>Spiderman(PS1)
Guess I lucked out. It could've been worse.
>>336213667
>unless they're from the outside
well I'm fucked
>Monster Hunter
Doubt I'd make a good hunter.
>>336213932
>not facefucking
Nigga you gay
>>336212360
If they try to fuck me up, i'll fuck them back... missionary!!
>Kerbal Space Program
well that's a whole lot of nothing
ARK. Guess I'd make a house and a small farm. Maybe tame a Triceratops at first. Their a decent guard dog in the beginning
Fallout New Vegas. Well time for comfy
>>336208894
Lichdom: Battlemage
>get burned by mages and reanimated as skeleton
>Hitman
I'd never be a target, so nothing changes. Well, unless I go full retard and start blabbing about the agency and 47's history.
>>336215287
>Go about day
>gets subdued by bald man
>wake up in underwear in a box
>Dangan Ronpa 2
Tell everyone the truth, open the ruins and get out before momokuma shows up.
Or, go through the octagon, get some poison and end everyone else in one go after momokuma shows up.
>>336208894
>Civ 5
i guess living on an alternate terran planet where Harald Bluetooth is always your glorious leader isn't that bad
>>336215470
You'd need to be at least somewhat important for that to happen.
>>336208894
>Dark Souls 1
>Play Nujabes entire discography
It soothes the soul man try it.
>>336208894
>Painkiller Black Edition
I'll probably get raped and sent to hell instantly, unless I get access to the protag's weapons. But if I survive long enough to run into Eve I'll tape the shit out of her.
>>336208894
Hold R until not pic related anymore.
>>336208894
>Dark Souls 3
Rape the Fire Keeper.
It wouldn't even really be rape since she willingly serves you even when you want to fuck the world over. She'd probably be really into it.
>Silent Hill
>>336208894
>Grim Fandango
Just work off my debt I guess.
>>336208894
>War Thunder
I guess I am stuck as either a tank commander or a pilot. I guess I would just try to survive!
>>336208894
>rabi-rabi
i fuck some cute bunny girls
>NiOh
literally hell.
>>336208894
>Morrowind
Test the world, try to open the console and save/load etc. The assassin is coming for me as soon as I rest, fuck.
>>336208894
>Verdun
Well, this is going to suck.
>>336208894
>Warframe
Try to find the nearest tenno-allied settlement and ask for their assistance.
Best case scenario they take me somewhere safe.
Worst case scenario the Grineer find me first and I'm harvested for my supple young human DNA.
>>336209125
>Gunman Clive 2
Good shit my man.
>>336216737
>scrape up on invis potion
> steal that thing from that tower
>live like a king
>Banner Saga 2
i'm starved to death, i guess, or dredge kill me, or bandits or darkness
>FFXIV
Not too fucked, might hit up Limsa Lominsa to the marauder guild or maybe go to the lancer guild then start fucking bitches. Maybe get comfy and start fishing for a living and eventually marry a c@ waifu.
Danganronpa 2
>On one hand many waifus
>On the other, I'm stuck in a "killing" game
So yeah, I don't give myself too many chances
>Senran Kagura Estival Versus
I'm going to marry a Mirai!
>Shin Megami Tensi
I try to make some pacts with some sexy female demons and do lewd things with them until I'm eventually killed.
>>336213932
''Even the doll, should it pleace you''
>>336210839
>mfw when I'd be even more demotivated than Hawkwood/ Saulden/ The Crestfallen
>>336208894
>Civilization V
I wait for the Internet to be invented and then I post in this thread
>>336219329
>First time seeing abyss tentacle ejaculation from Iudex.
>Nope, grave sounds fucking comfy.
>>336219504
but there's a comfy little shrine full of disabled waifus right behind him
>>336208894
Heathstone. I am 0/0 0 mana card
>DOTA 2
First thing I do is go to the Shopkeeper and ask to become his disciple/apprentice if somehow possible because those guys are protected by the gods.
>Guilty Gear XRD SIGN
I masturbate
>PMD: Red Rescue Team
Assuming that I don't get lucky like the original MC and find a willing partner with a free house, I'd do odd jobs until I make enough money to build a base of my own. Then the recruits roll in and the real exploration begins.
>>336208894
>Stardew Valley
I go fishing. Also marry Leah.
>>336208894
>Digimon Cyber Sleuth
Spend all day, every day training my team to be the best they can be. Fuck saving the world, I want my team of awesome digimon.
>>336208894
The Witcher
Go to the brothel
>neptunia U
I would fuck all the neps
>>336208894
>Warhammer 40K
I guess I'll just say a prayer and go work in the nearest factorum.
i get to fish all day in black desert
>>336209373
>soloing levels and invading people's shit up in-game
>IRL would summon for fucking everything and be complete shit at fighting
>would definitely pussy out when things got freaky, like with all the weird monsters in Irithryll
At least all the firekeeper is a qt
>Runescape 3
Well, that depends. Am I my character? If I am, I go straight to barrows with a huge sack of chains and defile each and every brother ontop of their respective coffins.
If I'm not? I find my character and explain the situation, then we lez out.
>>336221260
They made a third Runescape?
>>336208894
>Yakuza 5
it's just Japan
>>336208894
>Nioh
>Onryoki battle
Looks like wrong time wrong place, huh?
>>336221317
it's just a way of saying the latest version of rs
rs2 being 2006
classic being 2001
>>336208894
TA3
Hide in some remote corner of the world and pray a tentacle monster doesn't find meunless I have powers then wew lad it's ninja rape season
>Gundam Breaker 3
I build gunpla and have sex with Misa inside the cramped RX-78 cockpit.
>>336221679
stop teasing me, anon
my copy is stuck in shipping hell
>>336208894
>M&B: Warband
>Brytenwalda
Immediately volunteer my services to my lord, King Penda of Mercia, against the scoundrel Oswald, usurper to the throne of Briton.
>Dark Souls 3
Sit somewhere and offer advice to a (hopefully) more capable ashen one. Pray that they can fucking link the fire, so I can go back to sleep or have a happy life.
Oh, I'll also push Patches off the nearest ledge and blame Eygon.
>Gravity Rush
Find Kat, and fuck her.
![acinf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/azOZ8iJ.jpg "acinf[1].jpg")
>Ace Combat Infinity
if this means i can use what my account has and wreck shit in an overpowered pic related, then hell yes.
>>336208894
>Resident Evil
well shit, I dont get plotarmor, do I?
>Fuck Becky
>Wait to die
>DaS1
>Shit myself
>Slip in my shit, fall off a ledge and die
At least it was over quickly
>>336222392
>respawn
>do it again
>cycle repeats until hollowed out
>Fist of the North Star Ken's Rage
Well guess I'll die fast hopefully.
>>336222239
You are a man of taste.
>>336208894
Yoko is my wife.
>>336222867
>Borderlands
Level up, trust no one (maybe a Vault Hunter), arm myself and survive. Bandits can hardly put up a fight, it's the Crimson Lance I'd be worried about.
Does Skag meat taste good?
>Atelier E & L
Presuming I'll wake up in the town I'll have to find a way to get familiar with it, find a job as a mechanic with baldy and see what happens from there
>>336222156
>that moment wen you realize that you can't pilot a jet and you're already in the skies
Rip
>Starcraft: Brood War
Well, better kill myself before I get assimilated by the tyran- zerg, I mean zerg.
>Rabi-Ribi
I like bunnies.
>Final Fantasy 14
Whelp time to find a inn and get to slicking the shit out of my cat girl pussy then
>IL-2 1946 while flying the P-51D
DANGER ZOOOONE
>Bayonetta
I would fuck Cereza
>>336223708
i see what you did there
it was like hu-more
haha
>GB3
Better learn to build good gunpla
>FFXIII
With my luck I would probably get Purged.
>>336208894
>Power Blade
I hide somewhere and wait until Nova fix everything.
>Black Desert
Live a cozy life as a horse tamer and judge peoples waifus harshly for eternity.
>Darksiders 2
A world where humanity is extinct and everything is trying to kill you and rape your soul. I might as well give up
At least the new textures and increased FoV in DE look nice
>Digimon Cyber Sleuth
>I had Angewomon, Ladydevimon and Rosemon on my team
I'll be fine
>Pokemon Picross
So really comfy but I can only do a few things per day until I get tired? Could be worse I guess.
>Divinity: Original Sin
Become a Source Hunter
>>336209023
lol
>>336222156
It's Infinity for me as well, except that I'll be flying this plane
>Touhou 6
Find a painless way to kill myself because I'm not living in a world with girls that ugly looking
>Dark Souls 1
Well, if I'm branded with the dark sign time to talk to some people around Firelink Shrine and start training to take on the world.
If I don't have it I'm just giving up immediately and staying in firelink shrine, if I go anywhere that will likely be the end of me, permanently.
>inb4 that faggot who thinks he suddenly has special powers or is the MC
Lothric:
Chill at Firelink and support the Ashen One so that he doesn't kill me. Tell him to link the fire so I can live a little longer
>>336208894
>Space Engineers
Build something and try to not die
>>336223446
>tfw when you know basic flying skills thanks to a lot of flight sim flying
>mgr:r
I guess I'd spend years becoming some autistic weeb samurai and then end up getting my ass kicked or just join Maverick and hang with Kevin
>>336208894
>Dark Souls 3
Well, time to git gud and become the true SirDie-A-Lot.
>>336222527
Why would he have the dark sign? He wakes up as himself
>>336224278
>inb4
Way, way late.
>Warhammer 40k
Gotta bang them xenogrills
>>336224242
die barneyfag etc
>40k
Time to be a rogue trader, why the fuck not
>>336208894
>stuck in the world of the last video game you played.
FF8
>What is the first thing you do
Quistis
>and how fucked are you?
Thrice laid, also Blue Magic
>>336208894
>Splatoon
I love Panty and Stocking!
>>336226076
Posting MLP is a bannable offense FYI
>>336226076
>ban evading just to post the same thing again
Don't you have anything better to do?
>One Way Heroics
I have to keep moving east or I'll die, the Demon Lord herself keeps popping up to try and kill me personally, and knowing the luck I have with party members in the game itself I'll never meet anyone.
I am incredibly fucked.
>La Mulana
I doubt anything changes.
Sure, there's a fuckhuge ruin somewhere that's full of huge monsters and supernatural shit, but they're probably staying there just chilling.
Unless some fuck decides to wake up Mother, then things might get bad.
