Do you twink?
>Twink
>Das III
The advantage is nowhere near as much as DaS I.
>>336196008
Of course not, but DaS and DeS had unrivalled levels of dickery as a twink.
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>Dragonslayer armor
>His health is down to pretty much the exact damage needed to kill him in one R1 of my +9 red hilted
>Try to hit him
>Get clipped by one of his side swings, now I'm down from a full bar to something shorter than OP's dick and flattened on the ground
>Dark flames coming in from the side
>Boss running in for a shield bash as I get up
>mfw
>My hit connects first, he falls to the ground in front of me
This was the hypest shit and I had to share it
>Got past Pontiff and Aldrich solo around level 30 with a whopping 13 vigor
>Feeling a little masochistic since my dark souls 1 run
>Decide to start fucking with people as a grape
>Invading just before Pontiff with chaos fireball, a bleed shotel, the gargoyle lance and a greatsword
>Horse hoof ring + knight slayer
>Stagger hosts, hunter charm, charge and slam with the gargoyle flame lance if they run
>Got past Dancer, solo, 13 vigor
>Level 35, can now use black flame
>mfw destroying phantoms and targeting mostly sunlight weenies in Ithryll
After I while I felt a little bad so I decided to help people try and get past Pontiff and Dancer.
Holy fuck. Why do I even bother?
>Hosts with 2 to 3 times my health dying before me
>Those people that don't know they can parry Pontiff
>Those hosts that aren't even doing 100 damage per swing against Pontiff
>Those hosts that die 10 seconds into the second phase
>Those phantoms that don't know how to roll through most of Pontiff's swings and get fucking murdered
>Those phantoms that never see the Dancer's grab coming and get fucking annihilated
>mfw patches squatting on hosts when they die
No butI like twinksAnd traps
You can't really "twink" in this one. I mean you can stay at a fairly low level and progress the game to get some unique weapons but you can't upgrade them a lot if you wanna continue playing with low level people.
>Hosts summoning and instantly BCing me out
I dont understand
>>336195913
>>336195913
yeah, check out my twink. he has a really pretty mouth. what do you guys think
>>336203587cool
>>336203587
Would invade
>Get summoned near the closest bonfire around the Artorias Fan Club
>Thinking they will need help with the boss
>Nope, they need help fighting the fucking BLACK KNIGHT
>Once we kill them, they send me back home
This was near the launch, but how fucking bad do you have to be to not be able to handle a black knight?
WHERE IS PATCHES!? HOW COME HE WON'T COME TO THE TOWER!?
>>336203907
I think these are the reasons why they had to balance it a little lower. I am telling you, there are a LOT of people who go 3 phantoms + hosts in an area just because they can't get past it.
It doesn't surprise me anymore.
>>336201406
good
