post vidya advertisements
why are feet so hot?
>>336192187
FUCKING SAVAGE
>>336192187
I really miss photo based ads, they were the best part of a lot of magazines
>>336192187
I lol'd
>>336192187
Not gonna lie that took me a second family.
>>336192785
>>336192865
CONSOLEFAGS BTFO
anyone have the magazine advert for super mario advance? i remember it was just some guys parachuting with a cut-out of marios face taped over their faces
>>336192904
what was wrong with your first?
>>336192785
>4-dimensional realism
That's some crazy buzzword
>>336192187
>Nintendo ads - childish
>Sega ads - edgy (why was it always kids from broken homes that had a Genesis?)
>Sony ads - unnerving
What kind of ads did Microsoft have? PS2 was my last console
>>336192368
there was some ad in the early 2000's that featured a bikini girl in a sea of games holding up her feet with games between her toes, I remember borrowing my friend's EGM magazine just to fap to it.
Good times.
>>336193180
>>336193268
I don't get it
>>336192187
Just go in an overwatch thread. 90% is paid advertisement.
>>336193269
gonna need to see this ad anon
>>336193368
#@burn
>>336193332
Everyone wants to be a little girl
>>336193332
Deep inside, we all want to be the little girl.
>>336193332
It means that no matter how much you try, if you play a Playstation you're just a little girl.
>>336193159
>>336192187
Alright I yield, I'm retarded
I don't get this ad at all or how it links to game boy
Someone hold my hand please
>>336192865
Its funny, because PC players have the highest amount of virgins lmao
>>336193368
Wow, so Dreamcast-tan would be that kid who thinks he's cool because he's an asshole but nobody likes him?
>>336193474
>>336193268
>what did sony mean by this
>>336193559
It's so good that he has to play with his other foot
>>336193559
he's too busy playing his game boy so he just puts his foot on the glass instead of his hand
Man, 90s Nintendo had the best ads
>>336193559
>Someone hold my hand please
I can't. I'm busy playing my GBA SP. Here, hold my foot.
>>336192187
Is this an advertisement for Dark Messiah?
>tfw we will never get good ads ever again
All because soccermoms and those stupid twin towers.
Why do american have to be so thin skinned, seriously
>>336193368
>Germany loses WW2
>Dreamcast loses to the DVD player
Why do the good guys always lose?
>>336193573
Sega of America did everything wrong. Don't lump the poor DC in with them.
>>336193598
>"her" shoulder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OUcEjw5-Ao
>>336193559
The guy is using both his hands to play his GBA and he doesn't want to stop so he put his foot up instead.
>>336193747
>>336192865
>consoles have games to distract innocent boys from sinful lust
>PCfats have no games so they just look at porn
Sounds accurate.
>>336193518
How were they allowed to reskin Puyo Puyo Pop? Wasn't that a SEGA IP?
>>336192865
I get itbecause PCfats have man boobs
>>336193598source
>>336192368
>>336193269
>>336193406
i don't have that but i found this
>>336192187
The board is full of them, just loon around
>>336194116boku no reverse image search you braindead nigger
>>336194023
Puyo Puyo was by Compile, using the characters of their Madou Monogatari series. Later on when Compile died, Sega obtained the Puyo Puyo franchise.
>>336194195
Get this disgusting shit out of here, you fucked ass
>>336194020
>sinful lust
>not playing Kirby Super Star
>not laughing with a friend at sharing health
>not wondering if it really works in real life
>>336194023
Sort of? I don't really know, but when Puyo Puyo (Genesis) and Super Puyo Puyo (SNES) came over to NA, both Sega and Nintendo decided that it wouldn't sell without a reskin, and as such rebranded them as Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine and Kirby's Avalanche respectively.
Times certainly have changed.
>vidya advertisements wont be as good as what they used to be
>same goes for the game itself
>>336193064
this is actually the funniest thing i have ever seen in along while. The thought of an ad like this today is hilarious
I can't find that PS2 ad with the girl with the exploding tits.
>>336194354
I usually don't bother with cropped pages. They always link back to /v/ or archived posts from other boards. It's faster to just ask in those occasions. This is just one time reverse search worked, I guess.
>>336194361
>>336194437
So has Nintendo ever rereleased Kirby's Avalanche digitally or would that require negotiations with SEGA first?
>>336194195
pass the conTrOllEr, babe
>>336194195
>>336194532
book 'em, FBI
we found osama bin hidin
>>336194696
Wait a second.
I recognize that gay blowjob.
>>336194195
>nail polish
I like feet, but polish is an instant boner killer.
>>336194879
Why does this have a hashtag?
>>336194964
I get this way when it's chipped whatsoever, and with most colors. Once in a while it'll be good but that's probably just photoshop.
>>336194996
it's probably an edit or something
>>336195062
I thought it could be something to do with his new game, but it said Ion Storm.
Meh whatever
>>336195182
I dunno m8 I just googled suck it down and picked the biggest res image.
>>336193518
KIRBY DINDU NUFFIN
>>336192785
>Neo Geo
I'm STILL salty about Dion Dakis.
That ass.
>>336195858
>these are the perverts who play WoW
>>336193269
>>336194195
>>336195858
>Thread is turning into a feet thread
I approve. Continue.
>>336193268
Those PS3 ads were trash.
>>336195553
Why the fuck does he have boobs?
>>336196167
Don't panic Anon, but there's something called girls. They have 2 boobs and a vagina.
Anybody got pics from that stream where Anita Sarkeesian showed off her feet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbLDuJM3h44
>>336196256
/v/ hasn't been exactly truthful to me on these things so I'm going to google it. Like that time they told me it was called "fapping" because of the sound it makes when you cum.
>>336196304
Do you footfags call all your porn "footage" ?
>>336196337
We're doing youtube now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grc4maCVZXU
>>336194587
Yeah, no idea if they had to do some weird agreement with Sega first, though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirby%27s_Avalanche#Port
>>336193159
INSIDE JOB
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>select the juice
Pol is always right
>>336196638
the whole series is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zRPxEIPH_s
>>336197783
>before Enix saved their asses
I'd heard of one of those games and only because when I look up Cloud from FF7 sometimes "Tactics" shows up
>>336198438
Can't tell if this is bait or not.
Just in case
>not knowing Bushido Blade 2
>not knowing Xenogears
kys
>>336196256
I mean, it could be a girl but that appears to be silicone implants coming off with the tits.
Girl enjoying some link time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVBvj5FQ_0Y
Lets all play star fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpVvFKsAwew
>>336194513
what the hell is going on in this picture?
>>336192187
That's clever
>>336192785
how were neo geos, specifically the neo geo pocket? I was saving up to get one when I was younger but I didn't have enough money and by the time I went back the next week they weren't selling them at toys r us anymore
I'm going to assume that means they were shit
>>336193565
Lma statistical anon here
xD :p
>>336197783
Real talk PE2 had some enemy designs that creeped me the fuck out.
Lotta late nights with younger me.
>>336198438
All the games listed are good
>>336198438
>Not knowing Xeno series, Parasite Eve or Final Fantasy Tactics
How
>>336201470
>fast, seamless 15fps
>2X drive
>5 CD's
>>336194696
That's one awfully small package.
>>336201470
Fucking gh live
>>336194091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TecLbWk8A3w
>Implying this didn't get you hyped for GTA4
>>336201282
Bypassing 4chan's age restriction, obviously.
>>336193573
>mfw I have to deal with one of these in fucking College
>>336200795
>girls actually playing vidya
Based Japan.
>>336193135
The ad that let's you know Rayman has a huge dick. You know, for kids.
>>336194448
C O M F Y
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>>336192187
Why did he take his shoe and sock off?
>>336202686
he wanted to put his foot down on the mexican.
>>336193598
is that quasimodo
>>336194448
This one's great. I can't believe I never saw it.
>>336194091
>>336202686
It's more intimate and romantic if you touch bare skin
>>336193565
where are the proofs
>>336202836
Quasimodo is the halfback for notre dame. Girls can't play college sports.
>>336197783
Square soft was so godlike man, what happened.
Also Brave Fencer Musashi should have gotten more praise, game's amazing.
>>336203487
>monster on screen looks like a penis
after all these years I truly see
>>336193180
the best thing about this ad is that it perfectly fits the tone of Incredible Crisis
>>336203487
>rail shooter and arcade stick
Pretty classy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWkTcPCQYl0
get hype these were great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdzja8VLtx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9sFcQIqVnY
>>336203564
whats wrong with your penis?
>>336193180
This is my favorite
>>336203487
What game is that?
>>336192960
>>336201470
>15 fps
[insert PS4 joke here]
>>336196015
>Ambusher: No one here gets out alive!
>>336203564
Looks like someone's spreading their gaping anus and shitting out a turd monster to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brsI6z13Su8
>>336193565
Not surprising seeing as nigs are obsessed with playstation and nigs lose their virginity at like age 10.
>>336204153
That's because the hands in the sprite on-screen are in the same position as the guy's hands.
>>336204165
holy shit that commercial
>>336192865
>consolefags actually got mad at this
top get
banter still working 20 years later
this one isnt vidya, but Its just mindblowing, that of all things- DnD, was advocating a social life
>>336204165
>that little boy butt
remember when videogame ads were actually creative?
>>336193145
tfw sony used it for the ps3
>>336200992
They were the best in terms of power. The problem is they were insanely expensive because each cartridge was essentially most of an arcade board. So expensive that only the rich kids could get them. As a result they died.
Pretty good games on the system, but they were mostly arcade ports as one might expect.
>come trade Pokemon with us, anon
>>336204579
along with the 15FPS
>>336196015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRwgdZxYL-E
get on board lil children
RIP
post Dreamcast "shh it's thinking"
>>336204032
Kek
>>336194513
What the fuck is wrong with that guy's skin?
always a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqHd4UysK9k
>>336201470
>guy looks like a character from Bloodborne
>fast, seamless 15 frames per second
It's like pottery.
>>336204256
>>336204536
Maybe they still are. I never see commercials and don't read magazines anymore
>>336204536
>black screen
>white text on black screen
>fades away
>sound of footsteps on rubble
>"There is only one..."
>BWOOOOOOOOOONG
>"... perhaps he can save us..."
>BWOOOOOOOOOONG
>"Why does he come? To rescue us?"
>BWOOOOOOOOOONG
>"... to bury us."
>rising scare chord
>silence
>"CHAAAAAAAAARGE!"
>swelling music
>War son: Crime of broom!
>Coming 2017.
>>336204617
in highschool I actually got seduced by these types of fucking succubi
It's kind of hot but also painful to remember
Wanna hear it?
>>336204437
DnD is a very social game.
I kind of remember Playstation advertisements before the PS2 was out, and I'm pretty sure it advertised the PS3, 4 or 5. Am I just remembering completely wrong?
>>336203487
Is that Paul Allen?
>>336205120
Someone go find us some modern ads so we can laugh at how pathetic they are and jerk each other off.
>>336205217
story time
>>336205217
Seduced like you would see them in IRL?
>>336205217
sure do
>>336205348
with PaulsEgo
>>336204768
I don't get it.
>>336192187
>tfw no incarcerated latina gf
>>336204768
RIP Mega Man'
RIP Zero
Is that Mattress Girl?
>>336205348
>fifteen years old, I was a fucking loser who played pokemonEmeraldall day
>Everyone else at my school played it, but not to the point I did
>like seriously, grinding sceptile to 100
>on wild battles
>on victory road
>other team floats around 80 or 90-ish
>known around the school for one thing and one thing only:
>I was the pokemon champion
>there was literally a group of seven really good players w/ great pokemon
>that's another story for another time
>walking home from school one day, getting out my gameboy advanceSP, about to play some pokemans.
>suddenly someone calls out behind me
>it's a girl
>"HI, ANON!"
>jump like a fucking startled cat
"o-oh hi"
>it's two girls, one a nice and tall blonde with a rack way too big for her age and a firm ass
>the other is tanner, more petite, but still a nice babum bum
>don't know 'em, seen em around
>"Me and my Anonette were wonderin' if you wanted to battle a bit! She thinks she can beat you!"
>challenge engaged
>draw my gameboy SP and tip my hat downI actually did this
>"Okay cool, come to my house."
>we go to her house
>her parents are gone, we sit down in living room
>my heart is beating, palms sweaty, but pokemon are ready
>suddenly feel an arm hook around mine
>my arm is nestled between two very soft mounds
cont. in next post
>>336201470
>starring funnyman Rob Schneider
>>336206115
This game was___shit
>>336193064
>lists Saturn Bomberman twice
Heh.
>>336204437
D&D was pretty social since you had to physically be with others to do it back then.
>>336194302
>that kid in the back ODing
Gets me every time
>>336205806
>"What team you gonna use Anon?" blonde asks
>she was nonchalantly holding onto my arm, holding it right between her breasts
>say literally nothing, afraid I'll blow it
>decide to show them my ace team
>level 100 sceptile
>level 92 sableye
>level 89 mightyena
>level 88 rest
>as I scroll through them, showing their natures and movesets, she begins rocking back and forth slowly
>friction between her breasts
>[erection intensifies]
"Uh, Anonella?"
>"Yeah, Anon?"
>when she says this, she pouts, sticking her bottom lip out
>it was perfect, plump, wet, and pink
"n-nothing"
>she then rests her head on my shoulder
>i can smell her hair, and feel her nuzzling into the crook of my neck
>just then, anonette decides to tap me on the shoulder
>she leans forward, her legs are spread slightly
Mind you she was wearing very, /very/ tight short shorts
>see a lump
>oh fuck is it a d-
>no it's a gameboy advance
>in her panties
>"Anon, can you get that for me?" she asks
>pic related
>after some hesitation, I set my gba down and get to work on pulling that gba out of her panties
>slowly, she gives little moans as I do so
>eventually i do, my fingers even brush against her cunt a little bit in the process
>once it's out, i feel something
>the gba is slick with something
>at last i truly see
>it's then that i hear anonella cackling behind me
>She raises a camera phone, showing a picture of me slipping my hands down anonette's pants
>anonette faked a crying face so it makes it look like I was assaulting her
>anonelle also traded over EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY MAIN TEAM
>"Anon, if you tell anyone, I'm showing this to the cops
>walk out in shame and defeat
>cry that night
>fap
>>336205806
>15
>everyone else at schools play Pokemon
There's the problem, you went to a school for autists.
>>336193135
I saw this as a kid but didn't get it.
Rayman 3 sucked fat dick so the ad is appropriate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL6cK6O5zb8
I want cereal now
>>336205806
>>336206578
Things that never happened: the posts.
>>336200992
neo geo = rich kid's home arcade (literally)
neo geo pocket = arcade in your pocket, but hope you like SNK games
>>336192865
Dated humor. Most consoles have built in Internet browsers so console users can look up porn also.
>>336207242
>biting clean through a fucking gameboy like it's nothing
That's honestly terrifying.
>>336192187
why is mattress girl behind bars now?
>>336205806
>>336206578
>expecting a happy ending
>there is one
sucks to be you anon.
although,
>all that just for some pokemon
>>336207432
at least i fucked my sister that nightstill doesn't make up for the pokemon
>>336204229
I always went for decalgirl, have a great skin on my PSP
>>336207416
Flash rape accusations are a crime dude.
>>336192960
Pretty 1996 bruh
>>336205007
"Pottery"
>>336197783
>saga frontier
I swear that game just showed up at our house one day. One of the games that got me into JRPGs. Shit was so cash.
>>336206578
>oh fuck is it a d-
>no it's a gameboy advance
KEK
>>336204768
>Real time two player mode
Wait what?
>>336192865
And then consoles won and had every game made for them.
Who's laughing now?
>>336197783
>There will never be another bushido blade
I used to play this all the time with my friends. So much fun
:(
WAAAA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNSwIRnBgXw
>>336193268
2deep4me
>>336201059
How was PE2 compared to the first?
>>336194448
Is that romero?
>>336201470
>glassy smooth 15fps
Kek
>>336193565
no, console players have the highest amount of virgins lmao
>>336193180
I have a poster of the Red volcano guy for some reason
Small pic, but you probably get it. I remember seeing this when i was younger and felt insulted that this fag made fun of Crash and Spyro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzsC1qSqFDo
These threads are always the comfiest.
>>336204617
Is that Beckett?
This was a pretty good stunt
>>336211232
>even i can see thats some sick ass shit
>>336193180
One of the best games for PS
![1393-forsaken-1-nnehl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5pEMQ63.jpg "1393-forsaken-1-nnehl[1].jpg")
>Guys guys, we need ads for our game that totally isn't a clone of Descent!
>... I GOT IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHxicjFRnoo
But for real
Why the feet? What does that have to do with the SP?
>>336192187
>>336207523
cool
>>336212024
Parody ads were the best.
>>336204032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSEFuZKzQEs
got it Joust
>>336214110
His hands are preoccupied with the GB
He's reclining in the chair and using his feet because he's an inconsiderate asshole
>>336214110
his hands are busy you mongoloid
Japanese DmC1 ad:
https://youtu.be/hEuKoeTGVjg
>>336215885
One more:
https://youtu.be/0udMejca6pw
>>336205135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSwceekphqU
>>336209143
In Primary School, our library had a bunch of old comics from the early 2000s and I remember flicking through them and seeing all these interesting advertisements (pic was one of them) that weren't just screenshots or pre-rendered stuff.
>>336194195
>girl feet
get out
>>336206578
Saved.
>>336217162
Me too, for future references
>ctrl + f
>no LoD ad
here ya go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qiFsT41AHg
You cannot beat the PS2 adverts:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFAC5488331EF2A6F
EVER.
>>336219146
This one is the best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t10rdc_NIz4
>>336211232
>Atari
>So awful to your senses that only the blind can enjoy it
perfect
>>336204032
Thanks doc'
Can't have any vidya ad thread without this of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc3AK8k90xw
>>336192187
Yeah, I miss the 90ties. And now we have bull shots, shills and fanboys as advertising.
>>336193135
My problem with this ad is that Rayman's waist is clearly below the rim of the urinal so he has to be hanging his giant dick over the lip of the urinal. That means the tip of his cock is almost definitely soaking in his own piss.
Why doesn't he just levitate himself slightly higher?
Have you ever thought of eating your PS2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjySDiV6HbE
>>336200992
Utterly incredible if you like arcade style games, but the console/arcade unit is WAY too expensive and not nearly worth the price. The Neo Geo Pocket Color is great though and well worth it if you can get it cheap. What I'd recommend doing is finding a site that does custom jobs on old handheld consoles and get them to add backlighting to it if they can do decent work for relatively cheap.
>>336201470
>incase you didn't think this is shit enough, here's Rob Schneider
>>336204317
I can't stop laugh
It's just a silly ad from ages ago and they get flustered like they just read a shitpost from /v/
>>336193368
And this, which looks like a giant Sony advertisement at a glance.
Still mirin this setup.
