PLEASE GIVE ME
ONE QUARTER TRAY OF
CHICKEN
damn that nigga eatin more strawberries than a nigga
OH NO, THE GLOB MONSTER
what the fuck is jello
>>336192414
Chicken bones
>>336189763
Ahh, school games. Those were the days.
>>336192414
A name-brand instant gelatin
>>336189763
Is that fuckin scooby doo and shaggy?
Oh shit man, that brings me back to playing Oregon Trail 2 and collection those Sonic toys from McD or BK or whatever.
We always used to make fun of the faggots who didn't get the cookies
>>336189763
Shit yeah.
JumpStart 2nd Grade master race reporting in.
who /POGS/ here???
>>336189763
Part of this balanced lunch.
>>336189763
What did the mouse in the upper left corner do?
I think the needle was difficulty but I can't remember what the mouse did.
>>336190749
Fuuuuuuuuck no
>>336189763
That's worth hmmmmm....
ONE QUARTER PORTION
>>336193726
fuck off with your tumblr movie
>>336189763
Oh fuck, I think I still have the disc
>>336189763
What game was this? I remember playing it and getting scared of the faces.
>>336193853
The only jump start game that I have left from my childhood is jump start 4th grade. That game was creepy as a child. Fuck the graveyard.
I had 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th grade back in the day.
I remember the cooking game fucking me up in all kinds of ways because the measurements were American units instead of Euroopian
>>336193831
This bait is worth hmmmmmm
ONE HALF QUARTER PORTION
>>336193831
>Post Reddit pumpkin meme in response
>he didn't pick a full tray of french fries
plebs
>>336192878
That's what I thought from the thumbnail
>Remember playing all that Carmen Sandiego and Zoombinis
>school had game where you played as a raptor with lasers sent from the future to collect eggs before the asteroid hits
>none of us could beat it
>I look up cheat codes to finish it
Good times
What am I going to do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFsIp7vvWDA
>>336198157
once a casual always a casual. kill yourself
Anyone else ever play Thinking Things: Zap!
The circuit simulator portion is probably on of the reasons I'm doing my EE degree now. That shit was fun as fuck plugging 12V batteries in and blowing up lights and stuff. The optics section was fun too. The audio part was boring though. Still, 2/3 of a game being fun is better than most games do these days.
>>336189763
>tfw tried to start that dumb bottlecap game at my school by collecting beer and liquor caps that teenagers would leave
I was always happy to find the ones with the cool bats on them (Bacardi)
wew lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SH-2rq-M8g
>want to track down the games i played way back when just to see what they were like
>memories are too vague to get anywhere
HURRY
HURRY
THE CHILDREN ARE HUNGRY
>>336198740
poor doggo
Anywhere we can see all the bottlecaps from Jumpstart 1st Grade? I could use some nostalgia, used to go through my whole collection
>>336192414
Most popular brand of gelatin in the states, so much so that Americans will often call gelatin Jello the same way they might call a tissue a Kleenex.
>>336198740
What the fuck is this dog doing? Who would build such madness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eihTVJLWPNg
>implying this wasn't god tier
>>336198740
why does he keep pressing it??
Best edutainment coming through
>>336200453
Would've mercilessly fucked the redhead when I was in third grade, would still mercilessly fuck her today.
>>336200116
Played maybe once or twice myself, THERE'S SOMETHING ON THERE I DON'T LIKE, but now all I can think of when I hear Zoombinis is an ex who loved it as a kidand how much I still love her.
>>336189763
>>336200803
Well, thanks for the image of an 8 year old mercilessly fucking anything.
>>336189763
How did you know OP
HOW DID YOU KNOW
>>336200803
and yet the lack of rule 34 sadly tells you that few share your feelings.
On the upside this is probably a waifu no-one has claimed
>>336200819
I'm sorry for the feels, anon ;_;
>>336189763
does anyone remember the retarded sounding pterodactyl bottle cap?
Holy shit I remember playing this when I was a kid. I think I even still have the disk for it.
>>336189763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1vcaqAivY
>>336189763
>half a plate of strawberries
>a quarter of a plate of ice cream
Who the fuck regulates this? What's stopping me from getting one half fries, one half cookies and, one half ice cream?
>>336194087
The shit was posted on /v/ before Reddit existed
>>336202043
Your heart
>>336202043
3/2
>>336193664
It's where you can check how close you are to getting a new bottlecap. He'll tell how many points you have in math/reading/etc.
>>336194087
>this is what neo-/v/ believes
>>336199835
Or bandages, Band-Aids. Or Q-Tips.
>>336200348
>>336200074
he's been trained by his owner to do it
probably gets a treat after
>>336200453
why is is that every group of kids in edutainment games contains one black girl and one white redhead? most have an asian dude too
>>336198740
that's just mean.
>>336202664
Diversity
>>336193831
How was it a Tumblr movie?
>inb4 black guy
>>336189763
More like,
>Give me
....
......
.......
>ONE
>quarter tray of chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdf00BRRJY8
>>336203023
the loli or the lie?
>>336203023
>todd howard's dark spirit
>>336203174
Yes
>AND WE'LL SNATCH UP THE LOLIS LIKE CUTE LITTLE DOLLIES
>AND TAKE THEM AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
>>336203023
Please tell me it turned into a horrible beast
>>336203023
Always gotta love how instead of teaching kids they shouldn't lie because it's immoral, they go with 'it might quickly escalate out of your control. Best check ya'self.'
>>336203942
No, it just gets bigger.
>>336202478
I vaguely remember the bottle caps. I think you could play with them in the school yard or something.
It's all fuzzy to me anon,
>>336204027
Fucking lame, that's not how you scar children.
>>336203942
>>336204027
correct.now someone slap on a THICC edit or I will
>>336200116
holy shit i remember that..
>>336204027
it goes from a metaphorical "creature" that the loli blames some inconsequential ADD shit she did to actually taking on a life of its own and becoming some kind of meme-magic cosmic horror
https://youtu.be/vXXbgAieYBU?t=2692
>>336204272
None of these edutainment games managed to scar me, as weird as they were in retrospect, but I managed to get my hands on a copy of Nightmare Ned at around the same time... and that was different.
>>336205478
>Nightmare Ned
Fuck that game. When I was a little christian at the time, that game scared me so much that I thought Satan had something to do with it. So me, my brothers and my little sister broke it in half and tossed it in the trash.
>Our faces when it showed up on top of the computer tower the next day perfectly in tact
>>336198157
It's called Nanosaur you swine
>>336205912
This song's still my fucking jam though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0q-xfXdP8k&list=PL5N49rkLGW7irT2eQ3Kcn6JYbcIUJnFYN&index=5
>>336200819
Sorry about those feels bro, try to find solace in the fact that she's probably having crazy incredible sex with a guy that has a bigger peepee than yours :)
>>336203023
If your lies spawned a sentient being, would you have a moral obligation to take care of it?
>>336202043
mathematics
This thread is fucking small time
![[001849].png](https://i.imgur.com/z0rCVYA.png "[001849].png")
>>336189763
Who the fuck eats Strawberries and Ice cream with fried chicken?
>>336189763
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
>5 1/2"
>in an external drive
>/v/ is too young now to remember
>>336202853
Black guy was fine, it's Rei that makes it super tumblr
FLEENS?
YOU'RE NOT FLEENS
>>336209979
>i still don't know my primes
>>336204595
>>336206903
>tfw no lie harem
it's like pinocchio except with my dick
>>336210196
MORE TOPPINGS!
>>336210196
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE LAST CHALLENGE IN THIS GAME
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW YOUR OFF BRAND PUNK BITCH KNOCKOFF WELFARE ZOOMBINIS ARE DIFFERENT
ONLY EVER GOT TWO MOTHERFCUKERS IN MY TOWN
>>336189763
AAAAAAAAA
STAY OUT OF MY CHILDHOOD
>>336203023
This site has ruined me, I genuinely want to fuck that creature that is supposed to be a representation of lying. Please send help.
oh nooo
>>336210430
What, are you talking about the fleens? They weren't the last challenge.
Does anyone else genuinely like to watch gameplay videos of old edutainment/kiddie games? I remember watching a couple of videos some months back about some furry creature kid who went to the beach with his Grandma. Fucking wish I could remember the name of it.
NO FUCKING WAY WHATS THIS SHIT CALLED AGAIN. I PLAYED IT FUCKING YEAAARS AGO
>>336212239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1qVm133XJg
Is this what you're talking about.
>>336213184
That's fucking it anon, thank you and god bless.
>>336213429
I thought so, I saw it on brutalmoose's most recent video.
![Software%20of%20the%20Month%20Club%20-%20Ultimate%20Collection%20Shareware%20(Volume%20254)%20(October%201998)_thumb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4hFHf5k.jpg "Software%20of%20the%20Month%20Club%20-%20Ultimate%20Collection%20Shareware%20(Volume%20254)%20(October%201998)_thumb[1].jpg")
anybody else remember these
>>336198740
MEAN
I'M TRIGGERED
>>336204595
Holy fucking shit is that Stay Tooned in the video store section of this game? What a fucking reference my god.
>>336207708
I played this a long time ago. wow.i though it was fun
>>336210196
>the part where they go apeshit and wolf down their pizzas
Losing my shit just thinking about it
>>336202043
Nothing, hope you don't mind your fries in your ice cream though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwh9iUtX4Fc
>>336213184
i think my fucking preschool had this shit, no idea what they were doing having a computer back then
>>336215174
My friend was genuinely upset when I showed him this.
>>336199642
>>336200074
>>336200348
>>336202646
>>336213687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIxendoZ53U
>>336212889
jumpstart 1st grade
>>336215174
the fuck?
>>336215452
>Bullying your dog with overly happy music playing in the background
Someone post the game with the robot and the science bitch
>>336189763
I use to fill the kids trays with asparagus and laughed as they frowned
>>336215930
there's a special place in hell for you
>>336210141
I would understand if the movie constantly adressed the fact that she was female. But they never do, in fact, nothing about her gender is ever brought up in the movie. You're literally only adding your own spin on things to make it SJW bait.
Not a game, but KidDesk was so comfy.
![slammers[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FmtYTBZ.jpg "slammers[1].jpg")
>>336193490
FUCK YES, YOU THE NIGGESTlost every single one to my friends during recess
