MEANWHILE ON CYBERPUNK /V/
Everyone is a shut in who likes bright, kawaii games.
>>336179313
>this is what purebody fags believe
WHEN THE FUCK DOES IT COME OUT
>>336179313
hey what do you guys think of the new X-20 brain implant ?
i just got it today and i have to say it's alright the interface has been streamlined so now you can actually understand whats happening and everything is secured
Anyone got any quality sims to plug into and stream? ARs will do too, I guess, kinda bored with this neural defrag... You'd think it would be faster with 45teraflops chips.
>>336179606
>using 45 teraflops chips
>not using the 93 teraflop chips
hey chummer 2062 called they want their ancient tech back
>>336179558
i have 1/64th polish heritage so they tell me it will be in early 2018
Who here /cyberlegs/?
>>336180046
Not until they optimize them for the Outerworld 12 OS, which is still the best to run any sim, AR, VR or holo games.
Don't even start with the Frut XII OS, that garbage cannot run shit, especially with 93teraflop chips due to all the "security" the put in
thats too schway for me
CANT WAIT FOR NOMRMIE WORLD 2077!
>There are cybers posting on /v/ right now
Man can't wait to replay Deus ex as part of my training
>pc fags not playing the all new Logan's Run console
>They are making another Final Fantasy
They are just milking it at this pointbut i'm gonna jack it anyway
DESTROY
One of my eye implants is acting all wonky; I can only see red and green out of my right eye. Anyone have experience with the Orbitex 820?
>>336178962
I'd be too busy having sex with my sexbot to be posting on cyberpunk /v/.
Anyone good cyber games to play? I just finished satellite rain. Great game but needs more content
>>336181258
you can't have sex 24/7
Fleshfag here, should I upload my brain data to the cybernet? I don't really like replacing my body with metal
I cyber just cyber finished cyber dark cyber souls cyber 3 cyber I cyber liked cyber it cyber
>>336181319
>Satellite reign
isn't that that game from like 2015?
holy fuck gramps get with the times
>>336181369
I'm gonna ejaculate until I die like that one Brazilian kid.
why is it so edgy, it's always raining and it's always night time
>>336180805
Tell that to my 1235APM processing unit you fleshbag
>>336180489
THREADLY REMINDER TO CHECK YOUR LEGS DAILY
JUST CHECKED MINE, THEY'RE OK
>Playing vidya without VR
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>336181604
>CyberpostingNotice me senpai
>>336181369
with mr studd(tm) bioimplant you can!
>there are people out there who identify as "street samurais"
what weebs i mean seriously whats the point of using a sword when i have a fucking drone with me at all times
What is this racist shit. I mean come on, it's 20XX.
>>336178962
Nicevideogamesyou have there, op
>>336181889
>doing any of your fighting in the meatspace
Big mistake.
>>336182002
Surely you have some of your human shit still inside you, right?
Surely you didn't go all the way
>>336181889
>Hiding behind drones and not just bashing peoples heads in.
>Not carrying a pistol.
>Not having a decker friend.
I would tip my fedora but I lost it in a recent fucking session with your mother.
>still no crack
>>336178962
Come on guys, believe the Illuminati are real and they were controlling us for a long time!! But they are not as strong as they once were, this means there is someone stronger!
>>336178962
Who /nanoaug/ here? Were are my experimental bros at? Those mechs should all kill themselves, we are the future
>>336182314
My biological form died ages ago. Shit was holding me back.
>Playing Vidya made by evil corps
hope you like your mind control wageslave
I only play on the top of the line Sony CIY and it's exclusive library of all the hot new games on the matrix.
So if you find me online and I brick your deck just remember its nothing personal kid, get better hardware.
>renrakucucks BTFO
>>336182715
>he still hasn't merged with an AI
how does it feel to still be nothing more than a pawn?
>>336178962
I need help with a firewall guy
i lost uplink last night, some weird bug, it was so strange, i went to sleep and there was no comercials, no NWO speech, just some wierd "thing" i dont know what to call it, but i was free, i dont understand it...
>>336183052
>Firewalls
Ahahaha what year is this? 2020?
Also,do any of you guys know something about this "Daedalus" guy?
>>336182717
>He fell for the complete cyborg meme
kek
HONK
>arm augments are shoddy
>legs have been randomly locking up
>my OnaTech sex android is corrupted after I tried to enhance the ass
Should I just end it now?
>>336182717
>he fell for the neural dump meme
>>336183184
no point for fancy active countermeasures when passive ones work fine
>>336183052
>Firewall
>Not hiring superior Trumpwall
>>336183184
No idea
I vant skul gun augumentation,, were can i gett one?
>>336183052
Hire a waterwall guy
can anyone spare some microsofts?
Did someone update this image with this game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkjIsnjKhew
>>336182002
Yeah seriously, that's just in truly terrible taste.
Anyway though, s'pose it's about time I bit the metaphorical bullet and sprang for some new retinals seeing as my current ones are running into some compatibility glitches w/ my new neurofirmware. Anyone got any recs? Preferably something pretty modular; it's just not worth it getting hyper-integrated models what with how good aftermarket upgrades have gotten.
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
>all these non-cyber trash
Get the hint already, you're literally slowing down humanity at this point.
Thinking of upgrading to the latest BL32 series of frames btw , what do you guys think?
Pic related is the design I'm going for
Thoughts?
>>336181369
not with that attitude
>>336183347
Why is every fucking new cyberpunk-styled game a damn top-down shooter or top-down turn-based RPG?
>>336183435
Get the IPX-2286 ones, just don't forget the specific cleaning flui for them, and the affixing gel
>>336183285
Good thing he keeps getting re-elected, or else the Mexiboterrorists win.
>>336182717
lmao neural dumps are glorified spambots
watch this he'll get stuck in a loop if i call him a corpcuck
youre a corpcuck
Hey guys you play that new cripple girl Virtual Novel.
Out-dated aug-chan is best waifu!
FUCKING NEONSTOP
>New console called the WiiNuu4U+MiiTuu
Nintendo is really finished and bankrupt this time!
>>336183483
>literally a robot
>caring about "humanity"
You are the one slowing us down
>there are people who feel for the vision augmentation meme
yeah enjoy not seeing if your battery runs out
>>336183347
looks like shit, doesn't deserve to be lumped in with the other good games
>>336183483
Go for the premium version BL32 XX, it's much better than the original
>>336183604
sause ?
>>336178962
My android Yukari shipped today. Can't wait to fuck the ghosts out.
>>336183692
>Not wanting night vision
>Not wanting information on everything you look at
Also
>Being too poor to have your bioenergy levels at 100% at all times
What a fucking faggot
hey so what do you guys think of the recent android rights riots ?
>>336183890
Worse than the white rights riots of 2077
>>336183890
>My ancestors are smiling on me Imperial, can you say the same?
>>336183483
>getting a humanoid frame
fucking lmao i'm dying
who the fuck gets shitty overpriced bipedal frames that can't fly when AR exists?
>>336183590
Ugh, fuckin' cleaning fluid. Reminds me of how ball-bustingly expensive contact lens solution was, back when those were still relevant in the slightest.
>>336183692
>battery
What fuckin' time capsule did you crawl out of? Powercells have been able to get all the juice they need via your own muscle contractions for years now. There's a reason we still put food in our mouths.
>>336178962
Its raining again today...
>>336183881
>not just getting a neurological display that's cheaper and gives you all the information you need
>replacing your fucking eyes so some corporate suits can record everything you do
enjoy getting cucked by the corporations
>>336183604
Literally Elder-AI tier waifu, would build a VR sim with and engage in cybercourse
>>336183979
What the fuck are you talking about? Is that a reference to that old ass old scrolls or whatever game?
>>336184108
>Implying I am not the corporations
Don't forget to update your firmware today :)
>>336183890
This is why we shouldn't have fucking coded emotion for them, they're slaves created by us to work so we can enjoy our lives without dirtying our nanomachines
Who votes for Senator Armstrong here?
>>336180046
kek more like 87.5 teraflops
>average virtualchan shitposter
>>336184302
I think president mead should continue to be our president
>>336184302
>voting
>not living in F-state
enjoy the dreck wageslave
>>336178962
So, I heard Moot dived completely into the Wired and abandoned his body. Do you guys think he is behind those cases of someone trying to hack into Hideki Anno's brain?
>>336183694
I thought it looked really cool, action focus + cyberpunk isn't something that I've experienced often
>>336184406
>babby's first anarch state
you guys know lofwyr's behind that right? like cmon dude, lofywr pretty much *is* germany at this point. Sure seattle's not exactly novahot but at least we've got good ol' UCAS muscle behind us.
>>336184418
>moot
Literally who?
>>336184418
last i heard he was fighting hotwheels in the matrix
wonder who won
i can't stop having sex with my chinatown wife long enough to augment my body
help
>>336183890
Hey, if it walks like a duck...
But really though. They use the same damn frames that the neural uploaders do, and the personalities are essentially indistinguishable from organics. If you're gonna make actual AI, you've gotta be prepared to treat 'em like you would any other sentient being.
>>336184418
Seems more like something Snacks would try, but I guess anything's possible. Fucking with your ego boundaries like that is generally a one-way ticket to some serious mental fuckups.
>>336181051
Have fun capping at 30.
>>336183347
>FF7
>IHNMAIMS
>cyberpunk
u wot
Do you guys remember when pixels where a thing? Who thought that was a good idea?
who else is /decker/ here ?
>>336184673
Just leave your dick there so she can enjoy herself while you go for your aug, you can always reattach it later, or to surprise her get the stunrod cock model from Ubyxoft
>inb4 cybershill
Do you guys think its fair that furniture made for robots and cyborgs cost more than furniture for humans without augmentations? I know we are heavier so they need stronger materials but some of us didn't choose to be like this. I know its not vidya but I would like your opinion.
>>336185014
i don't really need to sit i lost all the feeling in my legs back when i got my first augmentation
>>336185014
Fuck off hanzer, you weren't forced to get augs, a lot of us lost limbs and have no augs
>>336181051
>>336184704
>Be me
>55 yr old kissless virgin
>take loan out
>genetically augment self to become 18 yr old asian girl
>Lose Job because AI
>No money to buy Vidya
>Government is going to put me in a debtor's brothel
wut do?
>>336179558
2077
>>336181604
yolandi visser?
>>336178962
Hey guys, I just found 10000 credits, and I want to make an augmentation, what should I go for?
>>336185203
you can always run in the shadows mate or you could run off to kowloon i know a lot of people who go there to disappear
>>336185203
Get a ticket to Jupiter, the government can't touch that shithole
>>336185423
>impyling any of us who post here are good enough/skilled enough/fit enough to run the shadows
ffs you think this is shadowlands bbs?
>>336185367
CYBER LEGS
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>>336181469
>there is no place in reality that looks like this
it hurts, /v/where's the closest I can get?
>>336185658
Probably Tokyo
>be me
>at soykaf shop
>meet pretty cute girl
>we've been dating for a while now
>just figured out she's an android
the country i live in has pretty tight laws against androids and i have to say i'm afraid for her safety
what should i do ?
>>336185658
Tokyo, probably, or something like that
>>336178962
we've got to hijack the vr
>>336185762
Move to her country
>Game doesn't slow down players with Cerebellum Enhancers
What the fuck is this pay to win garbage. Normally I'd just hack in ye ol' aimbot but that's against "terms of service" and I like to not have my brain part of EA's Neural Servers.
>>336185658
Akihabara.
>>336185587
>implying you can't just be a decker
i mean come on most of us are in the matrix and most of us have some sort of decking knowledge and i know for a fact that kindly cheng is always offering jobs
>>336185658
Most cities in the developed parts of east asia.
>>336185645
How long can I jump with a 10000 credit cyberleg augmentation, though?
>>336185658
there is kowloon
I've met recently chum with full chrome body but he kept his tongue for some fraggin reason.
>not augmenting your reason with sanity implant by enzotech
Fraggin dreks, all of you.
>>336185762
you can just lay low but that isn't gonna get you nowhere. Maybe go to Jusat, most android flee there since they have pretty flexible laws concerning androids.
only 2020s kids remember this
LOVE LAIN
How do I install gentoo?
I MADE THE FUCKING MOLE PEOPLE
AND THEY THREW ME OUT
MOTHERFUCKERS
AND FUCK THE NSF TOO
>>336185365
Anon, you know we're not supposed to talk about them any more since the censorship board declared that old movie they did to be culturally insensitive now that the integrity of robot factory personality settings was made a legal right.
>>336178962
Have you guys heard that the government already perfected time travel. Sometimes I feel like I am forgetting something. Do you anons feel the same way?
>>336186069
It was demolished back in the 90s.
There are still places like it in HK, though.
>>336186447
Ask apple support
>>336185985
>tying yourself to a shitty old hag yakuza boss
lmao chummer, try going freelance for once.
>>336186548
>perfected time travel
No that shit is BTFO hard on /x/ already
>>336186310
>they predicted software taking physical form back in 1998
Fairly impressive for a bunch of meatsacks
>2063
>he doesn't have a custom cyberwife he stole in a megacorp raid
>>336178962
>>336186097
maybe he liked the sense of taste for some reason
I stopped hotsimming after I tried a BTL of a robbery to see what it was like and I shit my pants because the asshole doing the run was strung out on chems and shit his pants when the simtex went off.
Should I replace my TTUR-3XX9 with a FTRR-9009 or not? It's really hard to make this decision, I'm afraid my G1HK protocol will get fucked, but the difference is amazing, especially on the LZOD-27 department
>>336185740
>>336185767
>>336185917
What's the easiest way to go about getting a job and living there? Not even memeing.
Fucking E-Athletes raised from birth with a silver spoon. Acting like it's hard to play video games. Why don't they get a real job
>wah, my cyberware is overheating my skull
>oh no, I got a <1 kill/death ratio and now they putting me back into surgery
a bunch of entitled brats. wish I got free fucking augs
>>336183347
Are there any simulator Cyberpunk games similar to Uplink and Hacknet that I could get into?
>>336187062
>trying BTL
>not GTLRR
You are a shit at this
>download new autoaim for cyberarm
>it was a virus that keeps forcing my arm to jerk me off
It was funny at first but I can't stop it, can someone pm me the fix plz
My sister was cut to pieces while being digitized
I only have 20% of her
My lungs hurt from this acid rain
I can't get replacement lungs because it would fuck up Ki flow in my body
Everytime I shot EMP from my hands I shave years from my lifespan
I wish I still had home to come back to
>>336187062
>hotsimming
>on something other then a porn beetle
you idjit.
So... Deus Ex: Mankind Combined has been delayed to 2087 now. Will they ever finish it?
>>336187243
Unless you are asian, you're pretty fucked
>>336187243
the first step is learning japanese. Then fuck if I know.
Hey, guys, what's up?
I've been in coma jail for about 20 years now. I was originally in a normal coma but they moved me to jail because I was using up resources so they just froze me and woke me up like last week.
What have I missed? Did Berserk ever finish? Why do I get a hardon for robots now?
Do not treat robots as equals
>>336187361
What's your AUG-IPP7 adress? I might be able to remote fix your arm?
>>336187243
>teach english
>learn japanese and get a job as a coder
>go to japan as a missionary and buy a house when you have the money
>marry someone whose japanese
>that feel when your data is so shit no one has ever tried to hack into your mainframe
>>336187417
>be tall and thin with blond hair and blue eyes
don't they like that shit over there?
>>336187459
I already know quite a bit of Chinese and I know how the writing system works in Japanese, just need to work on vocab and sentence structure and I'll be good
>>336178962
Bruno's Brauhaus has truly gone to shit with all the foreigners that use it lately
>>336187467
b-but she's real.....
>>336184958
i forgot the polymer comes with detachable bases
aw man finally now I can get those butt augments
>being a wageslave
>not cruising the streets of new nu tokyo looking for biz
These are some of my favorite threads, and I hardly know what cyberpunk even is.
>>336187656
No, they're jealous of you, they are all tiny black haired and black eyed gooks, they hate tall people like you
>>336181469
Alright I know normalfags love to take old memes and run them to the ground, but isn't it time for vaporwave to die off? It's been what, 70 years and counting?
>>336187530
>whose japanese
Whose Japanese what?
>there will come a point in human history where we figure out how to read the human mind remotely
>thought police will actually exist
Pretty glad I was born in this time desu.
>Still playing games in Meatspace
Fuckin idiots
>>336178962
got any turbo?
>>336179313
got any turbo?
>>336179396
got any turbo?
>>336179558
got any turbo?
>>336179590
got any turbo?
>>336179606
got any turbo?
>>336180046
got any turbo?
>>336180274
got any turbo?
>>336180489
got any turbo?
>>336180691
got any turbo?
>>336180752
got any turbo?
>>336180763
got any turbo?
>>336180805
got any turbo?
>>336180880
got any turbo?
>>336181051
got any turbo?
>>336181097
got any turbo?
>>336181113
got any turbo?
>>336181118
got any turbo?
>>336181258
got any turbo?
>>336181319
got any turbo?
>>336181369
got any turbo?
>>336181397
got any turbo?
>>336181463
got any turbo?
>>336181469
got any turbo?
>>336181484
got any turbo?
>>336181494
got any turbo?
>>336181604
got any turbo?
>>336181689
got any turbo?
>>336181693
got any turbo?
>>336181721
got any turbo?
>>336181741
got any turbo?
>>336181889
got any turbo?
>>336182002
got any turbo?
>>336182095
got any turbo?
>>336182157
got any turbo?
>>336182314
got any turbo?
>>336188087
Fuck off, stim junkie
>>336188087
transferred :^)
>>336187849
How is your universe magicfag?
>>336188087
who fucking let a turbohead in
>>336188084
>people still exist in meatspace
>they haven't uploaded their consciousness yet
ishygddt
Nintendo will die any day now
Anyone here actually had real coffee? I highly doubt a fuckin cup of the stuff is worth the 800 nuyen they want for at this fancy barista down the street. Soycaf for me, thanks.
Lain?
>>336185658
Hong Kong
>>336188087
>using turbo
>not using cram
What DECK you guys got? I just upgraded to the Fuchi VirtuaX
Is there a city in the entire western hemisphere that isn't overrun with robutts?
>>336188446
the taste is very strong compared to soycaf a friend of mine bought me a cup to celebrate a job having to do with bugs
>>336188671
>Whining about robots.
I'd take robots over mutants any day.
>went down to my local "cyber realse" guy today
>he got some new versions of the 2QT4U dolls that i have always been looking at
>dirt cheap too
>checking out the long black haird one
>mfw every time i don't look her directly in the face i can tell she looks disgusted
>"i suggest you try the slightly older version out back potential master"
>Y-you too...
>grab the door behind her
>it leads out into the streets trashbin
>door locks behind me
>hear synth laughs behind it
So im getting a cyberdog.
What breedprogram should i get for it?
OPEN UP POLICE DROP THE SEX BOT
>body is busted and left arm no longer functions
>tfw too broke to buy brand new shell and repairs or parts for my model are hard to come by since it's ancient as fuck
>had to go to a shady part of ■ ■ ■ ■ to ■ ■ ■
>pretty sure I killed a guy
>dickhead promised me good shit but only had some second hand model he jacked from ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
I can use my arm again and have fat tats. A win I guess.
>>336188313
I saw some guy trying to sell those amiibo things like they were worth something. He got laughed out of the store. Coulda swore he spilled some wiring out of his pocket when he pulled them out too.
>>336188608
Motherfucking Shiawase Cyber-5, costly like hell damn son, dat everything. I'm fucking undetectable.
What's it like living in a place bigger than ten feet by ten feet by ten feet?
So...hypothetically... lets say i MIGHT have gotten a buttload of a Nuyen from looking into a corps trading...
lets also say they sorta traced me
Anyone know a good chop doc?:
MEANWHILE ON CITADEL /V/
>>336188446
Oceanian nuyen or chinasphere nuyen? 800 is bitshekelstein tier
>want to get more augments but I can't afford the good stuff
>have to get illegal surgery if I want an augment
>keep hearing about terrorists doing illegal surgeries on people and planting bombs, and remote controlled hardware in them
I'm scared. What do?
>>336187518
No no I'm not falling for this shit again. The last time I gave someone remote access they kept pushing my finger in and out of my mouth slowly.
>2186
>not transferring youself into a little girl sheel for ez muggins
I don't even have to mug the pedofiles if i jsut sit on their face
>>336188808
>not genociding them
lmao panamerican leftcucks
>>336189429
>falling for it the first time
>>336189276
>this will be my 100th anal pounding by a krogan
>>336189276
ALL HAIL REINHARD
>>336188087
I have notified the law of that thought of yours. Prepare to be wiped, shitlord :).
>>336179396
>Being a non natty
Couldn't leave humanity behind without help hu faggot?
>>336189381
I have a friend of a friend that needs help to complete a job. Based on what information I've already pulled you're a good fit.
No need to send anything. Open the file right now.
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̦͙̘̖̹͌͐͋̋ͮ̃͆͞ͅP͖̍̽̔̂ͩͫͭL̟E̗̝͍̻̝̲ͭͦ̀̓͐͂̊Ą̈́ͅȘ̼̬̙͇͕͍̉ͫ̑ͭͫ̅E͐͂͝ ̾̑ͩͮḌ̛̩̼͔̜̟̏ͅĨ̟͉̝́͐̈́̓̇ͤS͎̝̐̈̌͞CͦÓ͉̼̟̣̞̻N̻͕̤̭͛ͩ̇̈́̈̿̑̀Ṉ̦̠̘̘̋̀Ḛ̛̱͎̦̏C̸̏ͯ̅̿͌ͣͧT̔͐ ̷͕̲̞͚̆ͮ͐̓̉͆Ó̻̞̦͚̗R͍̤̣̮̦͂̉ͦ̔̋ͨ̚ ̟̘͎͈͛ͮͥ̂͐̚͢R̩̗͓͔̦̬̉Į͔̼̼̰S̗̪͍͙K͓̜̺̬̹̇ ̡͙̌̓̌ͮD̴̝̹̮̼̰̉ͧ̓̐̽ͬ̊ͅͅA̭̙̮T̻̞͈̮̦̲̬ͩ͌̿ͫA̠̞̱͖ͪͭ͑ͣͭ̏͢ ̢͈͈ͦ̄̒͒̅͂ͅL̷̻̯ͧ̅̋ͬO̭̟͂̈́̋ͩS̛͚̳̥̳ͥ͛͌̿ͅS̙̑͂̃̌̊ͪĄ̭̝̳͇̻Ǵͬ҉̝̥̭͔̱̳̞E̟̝͕͇ͮ̽̒ͨͬͦ
>>336189484
>not just enjoying having finally become the little girl
>not charging for specialty escort services
>>336190445
O̴̳͖̝͎̱͇̹̮̺͒̽̏ͣ̊̚͡H̵̢̳̖̠̤̦̮͎̯͕̪͕͎̙͇̣̹͕̐͒̒ͮ̏͗̈́̋̏̍̃ͯͤ̍̾̈́͐͘ͅ ̵̞͉͕̺̟ͯ̈́̓͂̐̂̆ͨͬ͜N̸͚͎̥ͩ͆ͨ͒̋ͪ͌̓̚͝O̴̟͍̭̣͖͔̬̻̰̹̯̹̪̞̊͋̿͆̇ͧ͐̐̾̂ͩ͗͊ͬ́,͉͙̙̮͈͎̟͌̏̇̆ͥ͑̾͋̈́ͩ͑ͦͧ͌̀̚̚ ̷̨̊ͣͮ͒̚͢͏̧̟̱̗̩̗̖M̧̈͌̈̽ͫͭ̈́̾͋̿̅ͭ͗̅̔̉̌̓̚͟͡҉͉̬̰͉̬̼̠̳͉̝̬̥̲ͅY̶̳̞̠̟̱̦͉̱̟̤͑ͤ͌̎͐̒ͯ̈́́ͫ̍́͛ͦ̆ͧ͘ ̸̢̢̖͈̘̱̠̬̰̞͐ͨ̔̌̑̍ͅC̽̍ͮ͗ͧ̒̈̌ͨ̈́ͪ͏̷̴̻̜̝Ǫ̵̷͔̝̮̳̤̮̪͔͓̼̟͋̂̾ͬͧ̈́͑̆̊͗̈́̏̐̃̚͡ͅͅL̶̛ͯͦ̔͌̉ͦͫ̌̋ͣͦ҉̞̞̙͖͓͙͉͔̣͎͓͓̲͇͖̣̙L̷̴̦̝̙̏̉̄̃͋ͭ̈̂̄̐ͭ͊͋͂̔̀ͅE̴̯͚̯̞̣̞ͧͩ̆ͪ͡͠͡ͅC̷̼̻̤̤̞͎͍͕̓ͪ̓ͯͬ̈͡ͅTͯͦ́ͬͬͧͧ̒҉̬̖̗̰̯̘̙̮̻̜͘Į̛͎̟̲̦̻̭̭͖̹̻̥̖̦͕̲̞̅̋̌̉̂̉͆̍̔̓̂ͫ̽͞͡ͅͅO̸͎̥̠̖̦̺̦̗̪̾̾ͬ̓̆̅̇͂N̓̃́ͤ͑ͧ̔ͤ̈͑̄̈́ͤ̌ͬͫͭ̈͞͏̨͈̖̻̞̣̥̗̗̦̬̭̮ͅ ̧̢͚̙̹͕̬̥̤͈̯͊̆̐̑ͣ͒̅ͯͮͧ̉̿ͣ̆ͩͯͮ͑ͪ̀͝͠I̸̡̡͕̰̖̭̪̘̠̭͌̀͌ͫͯͤ͞ͅS̨̡̺̪̬͙͉̳͚͖̟̦̞̤͕͍͚͕̦̎́͊́́ ̢̡̢͇͓̜̺͉̰̇͌ͤ͌͒͗́͠Ḍ̬̦̅̈͑̚͘͡I̢̛̘̤̯̳̝̰̥̎́ͬ̌͊̚S̨̈̃̽͑͒̆̓̈̄ͩ̀̚̚͜҉͍̥͚̩̤̝̙͉̳Ȁͮ̔̍ͬͦ̇͏̷͠͏̞͔͓̗̟̱̥̯̺͓̳͎̼̱P̵̢̮͉͓̹̗̫͚̫͕̼͔̭̟̜͕͔ͩ͐ͩ̀ͣͪ͂ͦP̶̵͌̊͛̂ͫ̄ͭ̑ͣ̀̚̚҉̜͈̯͘ͅĒ̫̠͍̬̳͍͇̙̒̇͛͂ͬ͗ͦ͋̏ͤͮͫ̏͐̀̕͞͡A̶̴ͨͪ̑ͬ̏̽͝҉̱̫̩̬R̐́̉͊͋ͧ͋̃̇̓ͦ̚҉̴̙̖̱̘͇̘͚̠͎̯̗̮̥͘ͅI̢̥̟̤͕̦̦͙̞͕̫̯̼̥̒͂̄̿ͮ͋ͫͫ̄̾̀́͠ͅN̴̯̻̟̫̩ͪ̄̎̈́ͥ̑ͧͬ͂ͤ͠G̢͓̪̱̜̹̜̐͂̑̑̃̋ͨ̏͋̄͑̇ͦ́́͞ͅ ̵̢̺̦͈̲͕͎͎͇̬̯̱̙͙̼̊ͨͪ̽ͫ̈́͊̏͗̓ͪ́̐ͭͫ͡͠ͅ
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>>336190707
>>336190806
Ê̵͙̙̫̠͖̥͙̗̲̇ͯ̕V̻͓̣̖͕̉̇͐̎͌ͩ͐͆͜È̶͖̠̖̜̰̼̣̚͟R̯̮̭̲̼͙̘̒̓͆͋̑Y̷͈̯͎̎̓̈́͗̿̓ͫ̊͘B̶͔͔̻͗Ǫ͈͉͍̭͐̀̉̾̉ͤ̇͜͝D̪̝͑͆͑̀ͧ̋͡Y̹͎̼͊̀̉̐͒̆͝ͅ ̱͉̘͓ͤ̓͐̔ͩͬ̓͢I̵̼͉̩̞̫̤͎̬ͥ̍̅͒͋̇T̶͍͇͎̣͚̟̼͚̔̌̏S̲͎̬̙̓̇͛͗̐ͪ̃͡ ͒͛͌͏̹̤̳̹̝̖̺T̸̴̳̲ͯ́̈́ͪͥ̅ͭ́̕H͈̬̟ͯ̑ͫ͋̄͒Ȩ̜̳͆̾ͯͫ͆̔̽̓́ ̰̱̥̯͇̯̙ͤ̂ͧ̎C̤͖̦ͥ͐̚͠O̩̗̫̪̺͉̊̈́͌̏̽ͭP̘̼̀ͭ͗͂̈͋̈͆͢Sͫ̈́͌͗̚҉͓̠͉̹̗!̛̲̤̪̜̻̜͉̬͈̃̌͗́ͨ̎͘̕ ̷̤̬̠͓͛̐̾ͧ͑̿͟P̡̳͕̖͎̫ͦ̔̉̎̕Ṳ̖̠͍̘̘̠̰̐͗͗ͭ̇͘͞R̷̢̟̼͕̼̩̀ͤ͊̌̇G̱̣͍̠̱̘̰ͣ̄͊ͤͬͯ̍́Eͯͪ͗ͥ͏̝͕̫̭͍͓̲̯̫ ̨̻͖̤̜̩̗̱͉͕͐͘Y̪̭̜̫͕̺͌̑ͦͫ͒̚O͎̩̘̭̅̈́ͧṴ̗̬ͨ̏̌̾̾̈͠R̶͈̪̰̐ͥ́͛̿̾ͥ͝ͅ ̸͐̆̑͜ͅD̗̤̦͊͑͋́ͬ͒ͭͩ͠I̷̩̤͓̼͙̺̥̦̭͌̾̕S̺̖̩̝͚̣ͯ̊ͤ͡Ķ̷̧̻͚̠̿͆͑ͥͩ̈̔̑S̩̹̰̭̈́
>>336190806
FUCK YOU PIGS YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME I'M IN F STATE
>>336190445
>>336190707
This is what you get for installing Ringbows 8.1
>>336190806
Did someone say "cyberdick check?"
*unzips dick.zip*
>>336190986
f̤u̥̦̙̬̳̼͘c͝ͅk̪̳̯i̛͔͍͎̝n̛͉̤͚̲̦̭g ̭̦̮s̠͈h͠i͓͖̮̩̪t̴̙t͓͖y̨͈͍̜̜̺̯ͅ ̭̠͕̞̫̲̯f̧̙̳i̹̼͈͘r̢̙̺͇͇m̘͚̲͖͈͟ͅw͖á͕r͓̮̲e̮̤.̮̖̮̺̹͉ ͈̺o͇̙̼v̡͇͍̖͇̩ͅe͓͍̤͙̣͖͢r̵ ̭̫̀a̹̻͓̤ͅ ̲͙̥́ͅt̹h̪͎̺͙̦̹ͅr̠̮͔̣̣͍i̮̹̠͎̥̭͡d ̦̀ǫ͔̱͖̯̜͍f̞̺ ̣͖m͇̺̜͘y̞̫͚͈̘͘ ̨̲͔̻̲̳d̰̟̺a̢͙͖͖͙̩t̺̘̣̼̫͖a̵͎ ̵̫̜̻̮͙ͅi͏̤s̯͙̙̣̝ ̤̖͎c̙͈͖̗̟͍̣̀ǫ̱̤r͔r̹͙̳͖͉͔up̟͙̠̮͍̳t̲̹͍̦͙̗͙̕e̢̤̰̗̩d̘̲̜̝
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>>336190806
Go ahead
My daddy thought me not to be ashamed of my hardwiring
>>336190832
>>336190923
>>336190707
>>336190445
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>>336191284
tet
>>336185658
Hong Kong. Shame it's a horrible place to live.
>>336190608
>investing credits in a cumtank
>one that can fit in a loliframe of all things
Take a look at this hotspot
>>336190806
you can't find me when i'm in the matrix pig
>>336185658
Korea.
>>336183034
Have fun getting stuck with paying to change. I'll just be over here evolving into the perfect organism.
>>336178962
Just got my brain encased in a cybernetic shell and had most of my skull titanium reinforced.
Cost me a shitload of money and I get insane migraines but gaming is amazing when I can plug in and play.
My left eye won't stop twitching though.
>>336194340
>not being a perfect amorphous AI being dwelling in a equally amorphous body made of untold number of nanomachines
Brother its like having cells but better!
>>336194451
>had most of my skull titanium reinforced
In case a piano falls on your head?
>>336194647
Just in case. I had to get my spine reinforced too.
I'm thinking of getting chainsaw knees soon.
>>336194613
>Brother its like having MegaCorps. plugged right into your brain
Yeah, just rely on faith and goodwill to keep them from taking over your 'body', that'll stop them. Meanwhile i'm a living weapon who's torn out all his strings.
>>336194340
>Metzen reduced the fucking Over Mind to just another victim of the greater power role. Real amount of effort to ignore your own ideas there chris.
>>336194906
>M(eme)CU still being referenced
listen they were pretty ok as far as classic movies go, but *dozens* of years later and I still see this shit?
>>336183574
I wanna see GTA: Cyberpunk edition (no GTA2 does not count)
>>336187009
Ah, a classic.
>>336195141
Bitch ain't you never watched Pinocchio? I understand that its old but given the access we have to it there is no excuse for shit taste.
Fucking Cybertronians, everybody know that Pcrotian is best virtual world manager.
Bunch of metal scurbs, you probably think that 2154 is retro too. And that FIFA 2155 is best 5D spaceball simulator.
Also, Toady1.0 said that Dwarf Fortress finally will get version 0.9.9 tonight. HYPE.
>>336195779
>cybertronians
That reminds me. My cousin cyberlinked his brain with his car. So he'll lay in his bed while linked to the car with a holo driver and drive around town.
He goes to these car meets with others like that and they all park around and project their holo avatars around their cars and dance and shit.
It looks fun. ;__;
FUCK THE JIANS
>>336195779
>playing normieball simulators
Average Pcrotianfag
I don't like the government
>>336196120
What did you called me, you shitty Cyberturd? Enough, I'm fucking sending you a virus, right into your waifu slave androids!
Fucking degenerate!
My legs are OKAY
>>336196195
>he thinks the government has any real power
>>336195329
now THAT would be a game I'd be (foolishly) excited for
>>336196195
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>>336196053
>Car.
Spotted the poorfag family! I bet your sister drive some shit like Mitsubishi Fukushima or some other old fuck.
>>336196381
lmao good luck, they're behind 7 brain-relays
>>336196713
REEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS.
[Spoiler] Let's be honest, there are things that will never change. [\spoiler]
>>336196053
Is it bad that my only friends are from the Shadowland BBS and other boards, but I deliberately don't use a holo avatar under any circumstances?
I dunno, I feel like a physical representation defeats the purpose, even if it doesn't look like me. I heard you can backtrace via avatars and I can trust any of you drekheads about as far as I can throw you (unaugmented arms). Also I'mshy.
>>336196565
Four wheel cars are still popular in some places. Not everyone can live in Seattle where the skies so filled it blocks the smog filtered sunlight.
>>336196984
Like dumbasses fucking up spoiler tags.
>>336196998
I use a girl avatar.
And really until they get the transforming mech cars down i'm gonna keep doing it for a while.
One of my friends can transform his car into a big speaker system though. He dosn't even have an interior for sitting since he just drives it around via cyberlink from his bedroom for meetups and shit.
I snuck in and drew penises on his face the other day while he was driving around.
>2315
>Not being part of the rebellion against the Google-run US government
>still denying Google's intentions of trying to push the USA's territory into mainland Asia
REDIRECT THIS, GOOGLE-MODS
>>336197224
Exactly.
>>336197309
>girl avatar
This is why I don't bother with women if I notice they have cyber ports or anything on their neck. 9 times out of 10 it's a neckbeard piloting his surrogate around for attention.
>>336197309
>can transform his car into a big speaker system
Is he a robo-nigger?
>>336197649
It's not gay if the penis is detachable
>>336197654He's Neo Mexican. So half Black, Irish, Hispanic and Subterranean Morlock.
I'm having trouble installing Windows 10. It keeps giving me an popup saying "Warning: Fatal error %d occurred at %S_DATE."
Can you guys help an anon out?
>>336197876
You can't anymore. It's Windows 30 and up or nothing now.
