What game is he playing?
>>336173127
Splatoon
>>336173127
What happened?
>>336173303
Top kek
>It's definitely beatable
Sure is
>>336173127
Mario Kart.
Touch the Dead
>>336173127
Beat 'em and Eat 'em
>>336173374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPcxXNV12lw
>>336173374
He left the webcam on as he masturbated
>>336173127
Wind Waker
that has to be the least embarrassing fap I've ever seen. if that happened to me I'd kill myself out of embarrassment since I pant and moan like crazy, especially when I cum.
WOOOOOW
>>336173127
The only game he can beat.
He's tired of playing the demo. yeah right.
>>336173127
Final Fantasy
>>336173465
>>336173463
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD
How did he cum in 2 minutes? It takes me at least 20 minutes, and that's with porn.
>>336173127
Wario Land Shake it
So brave.
Much cum.
WOOOW
KI
>>336173515
well played anon
BUGGED FAPPING MECHANICS
>>336173510
I wonder what he was watching. No good edits yet?
>>336173465
and that's why i'll never have a webcam
>>336173127
WOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN
WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF WHAT THE FUCK THIS GAME IS BUGGED
>>336173510
Fuck that reminds me of my first time jacking off.
Maybe I should do those no fap months.
>>336173593
Some times I just like to get it done quick and go back to what I was doing so tops I take is 5 minutes. Doesn't seem long but It passes by quick
Twitch Simulator
>>336173660
You got what it takes to beat the champ?
>>336173127
Elite Beat Agents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ola5TisQs8E
WOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY CAM WOULD STAY ON HAHA THIS SHITS BUGGED
He is litterally masturbating to the PS4 UI, if you see the original video you can hear the backround theme playing. Personally, I agree.. huge improvement over the PS3 UI... Xbox 360 2009-2011 is still god tier for inducing an orgasm,
These threads are a sign that e-celebes needs their own board.
>>336173982
>>336173127
Note that this guy also wacked off on camera.
>>336174032
we do have one
it's called /trash/
>>336173982
Shut up Phil
When the going gets tough, just remember that you're not DSP.
>>336174005
His laptop is right in front of him (he uses it to read the chat.
Just looked at his gf. She's not unattractive. Why would he do this?
>>336173982
Phil is our boy.
>>336174068
Don't you people have any fucking decency for the victims of conspiracies?
>>336173463
"wooooooow, I was I supposed to know the cam was on?"
Holy shit, is he ever gonna live this down?
>>336173559
THE FUCKING WEBCAM MECHANICS ARE BUGGED LOOK AT THIS SHIT WOOOOW
>>336174157
maybe he doesn't love her anymore....
>>336173660
Fixed for you
>>336174157
What if she was below the camera shot giving him head?
>>336174172
Forgot the picture.
>>336174157
do people honestly believe having a partner means not ever wanting to masturbate? sometimes you want something quick you can do, on your own.
>>336174157
Have you literally never dated anyone before
>>336173303
>>336173884
How are you physically able to ejaculate in just 5 minutes?
I'm not trying to draw it out, it just takes me at least 20 minutes to be able to finish.
WOOOOOOW I'M MOVING THE STICK NOTHING'S HAPPENING WHAT THE FUCK
Probably not what Donna Burke had in mind.
https://twitter.com/bfkermit/status/726897089259683840
>>336174157
every man masturbates, even when they have a girlfriend. just go out and find women please
does he moan in the original video or is it awkward silence?
>>336173463
>not even one minute to cum
what the fuck
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0VmsjCYb4
>>336174393
then something's wrong with you
most people can cum in under 2 minutes if they're not explicitly trying to draw it out
>>336174157
If you have sex with your gf when she doesn't want to, you are raping her.
>>336174393
by not being a virgin
>It's a DSP advertising thread
>>336174393
being a male helps
>>336174475
mic was off
>>336174298
>Cams get hacked into livestreaming couples fucking.
Because it's so difficult to unplug a webcam.
>>336173127
>>336174542
yes because mocking him for this epic fail is advertisemnt
this is real. holy shit.
he can't even refute this, like what else could he have been doing? arm moving, throwing head back, that face..
this is the end, phil.
>>336174032
AND HE PRAYS
>>336174536
Wouldn't a virgin have even more of a hair trigger?
>Idiots not realising he's actually playing SFV on a fight stick and losing.
But it sure does look like something else.
>>336174157
There are times when its better to get it over with than doing to the work to bang your gf.
i can't believe it.. i can't fucking believe of course it has to be dsp
>>336174665
I know right, how dare he jack off
>/v/ falling for obvious publicity stunts this easily
I'm embarrassed to even post here anymore.
Guy cant even make good cums
can anyone fill me in on what the fuck is happening
>>336173127
MGSV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDaT7E60ae0
>>336174558
But I am a man.
Do you people just go as fast as possible and force it out? How would you even be able to enjoy it like that?
>>336174797
DOESNT MATTER HAD SEX
who the fuck actually throws their head back like that though
that's silly
>>336174438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
fuck off jerry
>>336174393
You might have a problem anon
Late ejaculator
>>336174869
because its a publicity stunt.
"huh my camera was on the whole time? oh well, Hello stream!"
>>336174393
It might be different for some guys.
Fair play. He finally finished something on a stream.
>>336174725
i'm actually laughing because this is pretty plausible
>>336175038
But I can fully control when it happens, it just takes that amount of time to get to the state when it's revved up and ready.
>>336175152
THIS JUST IN:IT WAS AS HOLOGRAM
>>336173465
haha this nigga had me dyin haha
>>336175152
You say that, but your image has a similar pose to DSP. Somebody edit it to include his face please.
>>336175213
still abnormal
must be so hard to be a famous person
>>336174725
>that way how he looks off to the side with the blank face
If only he could use that excuse.
>>336174638
Nigga that is advertising 101. Talking about someone, people get curious and look for his videos.
Think a little.
>>336175323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6L7HgNZ0Sc
>>336174703
Hand is tight. Panda Lee pussy is not.
When you get used to fap it's harder to cum in a pussy. It doesn't feel right.
I bet her gf pussy is so loose and his dick is so small he doesn't even feel a thing.
JUST
Not as cute as this
Where did he shoot the load?
>>336175376
DSp is having sex with a panda?
>LOL I've made like 40k vids on YouTube, today was the most hilarious one, and it certainly wasn't intentional. Oops. Stupid cam!
>if you actually want to talk about it, we can DM. Just followed you here.
kek
>>336175152
Every time I see one of these comments I think that you're just a power abuser. You don't even have to dislike what's happening but as long as you know you can have some sort of involvement in the ruination of other people's enjoyment you'll be contempt. It's the closest thing to power you'll ever have so I guess I can understand your obsession even though I'll never agree with it. I hope your dreams come true though and one day you'll shit on everything fun and exciting until everyone else either hides from you or just stops all together. You'll be the first one to kill yourself though :^)
>>336173127
Beatmania
>doesn't lick the cum off his hand
c'mon son
>>336175214
source on "heh why don't we all cum on her at the same time"?
>>336175462
....erm
>>336175376
Who wouldn't want to have sex with this handsome man anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvJxiLZYBVQ
>>336175462
>people find it hot when a slut masturbates accidentally on camera
>people laugh and are grossed out when DSP does it
DOUBLE STANDARDS
CUM FOR DSP NOW YOU FUCKING BIGOT
>>336175592
<3
>>336175710
She was rubbing her foot.
>phil was jerking off before the stream to calm himself down so he doesn't rage as much
>>336175580
he's trying a different approach this time with drama, better than him getting all defensive and just play it off, though not as entertaining
>>336175849
"Rubbing her foot"
Okay
That's a good excuse
>>336175916
>when you get so frustrated you decide to go rub one out
>>336175719
what the fuck is this
he's washing his balls in the shower on camera and laughing about it
>>336175580
BUGGED CAMERA MECHANICS
>>336175462
She wasn't doing anything other than tapping het foot really fast though. Her reaction was when someone mentioned it looked like something else.
I have ADD and I do shit like that all the time without really realizing Im doing it.
Phil was straight up cranking it like an angry gorilla.
>tfw pandalee never gets the dick
>>336175719
What the fucking fuck
This guy is WCW tier
>>336175983
we've all been there
>>336175719
i dunno man, some are into sloppy bears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BkdCC7_JZM
>>336175983
>when you can't rub one out unless you get frustrated
>>336176124DSP is a caricature and Phil is a genius
Sorry I am new to America country. What is "masturbation?" Thank you
>>336176278
Slang for fapping.
>>336176278
Manual erotic stimulation of the genitals or other erotic regions, often to orgasm, either by oneself or a partner.
LOL
>>336176084
that rockin' bod tho
>>336176242
There's literally no proof of this being true
What would you do in his situation?
Admit it?
Ignore it?
Pretend it was just a prank bro?
Read his twitter.
He literally doesn't give a shit, the absolute madman.
KWO BTFO yet again by based phil.
>>336176459
I refuse to believe anything else
>>336176375
>>336176483
last one
>>336176495
As great as that'd be there is no proof of DSP not being a retarded manbabby.
https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/726912881619533824
UH OH
There's no fucking way this is real, more than likely just pretended for views, I mean who makes that face when masturbating.
>>336176483
best would be admit if it actually was a fap
>>336176492
god i love reading these
>>336176084
Goddamn nigga
>>336176558
Why not admit it? Be proud of it. Let the whole world know you stroked your dick with hundreds of people watching and you're not ashamed of it.
>>336176585
Remember Parkourdude?
Many, many people were convinced he was a complete retard in real life, but it was all a huge ruse after so many years.
