Just doing an AMA on /v/, ask me anything.
Thanks
>>336159171
I like you
>>336159171
Do you floss twice a day or just once a day?
>>336159171
How tall are you ?
>>336159171
Pic with timestamp
I will buy an XBone if you give me Lost Odyssey Remastered.
When will the xbone get good games?
>>336159171
Do you have a CP collection ?
Would you share ?
Port Lost Oddyssey and Blue Dragon to PC you MS jew.
>>336159319
You too
>>336159394
I floss with Kamiya and sync my body clock to work with his every morning
>>336159532
I'm a "big guy" lol
>>336159580
Okay where is it?
>>336159649
https://twitter.com/xboxp3/status/715425649733804032
>>336159767
When you hop off my dick bitch nigga
>>336159171
Will you marry me?
>>336159903
>When you hop off my dick bitch nigga
lost it
>>336159867
Okay
>>336159865
Im supporting PC not CP
>>336159907
Keep asking
>>336159903
>>336159171
Tell me about the Panama Papers and the KFC.
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>>336159171
You are locked in a room with a nigger.
On a table, there is a full loaded pistol and an Xbox One with all his games launched at this day and his peripherals.
The pistol is burried under the console and the game.
Both you and the nigro are naked facing each other with a full erection who none of you can stop.
What do you do ?
>>336159171
YOU YOU'RE PUTTING OUR GAMES ON PC???
>>336159171
How big is your dick and can I suck it?
I'm a Nintendofag and I love what you're doing keep up the good work mate
When will you open a outdoors cinema on your forehead?
>>336161062
I plow the man and then fuck Lionhead even harder.
>>336161170
Were all Windows 10, do you want to install it now or later?
>>336161441
Thanks I respect you toobut you brush off banjo in smash and ill fuck your shit
>>336161605
It will run at a dynamic resolution starting at fivehead going down to forehead
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>>336159171
Choose one and tell us why: Nintendo or Sony.
>>336162941
I like both, but i've already talked about this
>"Nintendo are, in my opinion, the best first-party on the planet"
>"Nintendo has played an incredibly important role in gaming, and they still do to today, of having franchises that really appeal to everybody. I mean, I don’t mind saying they’ve got the strongest first party line-up out there"
I want to make my IP's like them, I respect Sony but they aren't as prolific with their first party titles.
>>336159171
Hi Phil
I usually like vomiting inside my consoles, but since this month has being a little rough on me I'm afraid of breaking my brand new XONE.
Would you mind checking with the engineering team if it's safe to do that?
Just so you know, I never had this kind of problem with my previous consoles.
Thanks Phil.
What are you planning for E3 you absolute madman?
>>336164348
Sure, lets take a look.
If you look at the internals, we can see a huge fan "bowl" structure, reading Neogaf for feedback during development often meant I prefusely vomited hence the addition. I suggest you puke first, turn the console on (I recommend a demanding game like Lichdom Battlemage) and then watch it clean itself.
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>>336159171
Would you ever consider working for Sony?
>>336164994
>implying I dont
>>336164960
I'm going to rip my cock off to the new Black Queen, pls don't sjw her based Phil
What does the bottom of an avatar's shoe look like?
>>336165310
Marketing was getting up my ass with those dancers lol, pic related me making my move, i dont hoverhand
>>336165632
well BAM