So what's with Dante's fascination with shitty food like pizza? I read a long time ago Kamiya incorporated this because he said pizza was "the greatest food ever."
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
What's your problem with pizza?
He's supposed to be the ultimate personification of the American concept of "stylish and cool".
Americans love pizza.
>>336141974
he's a kid at heart
>>336141974
>shitty food
I'll fight you nerd
pizza looks like a very good food to eat when killing demons
>>336141974
Yeah, mang, totes uncool. Anyone who drinks or eats anything besides water and celery is a total spaz, amirite?
Demons are always at the peak of physical perfection.
Since your body can't go to shit, why not indulge?
Pizza is awesome. Best is home cooked.
Pizza is the best food ever. Fuck me I love pizza.
Japan's Pizza is actually good and expensive.
>>336141974
He just has good taste.
>pizza is bad
Not even a good meme.
>>336142042
It's literally cancer and heart attack disguised as food.
>>336142460
/fit/ pls go stay go
![new-food-pyramid-2012[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IfraVJk.jpg "new-food-pyramid-2012[1].jpg")
>>336141974
>entire food pyramid in a single meal
it's the best thing since stir fry
>>336141974
I heard a marathon biker saying that during the race a riders metabolism is going so fast that eating hi-cal junk food like pizza was a good source of instant energy.
Maybe Dante with all his agility is the same?
>>336142528
The food pyramid looks like a pizza.
This is a sign.
>>336142528
HOLY SHIT!
I just realized the foox pyramid is shaped like a slice of pizza!
>>336142460
>pizza is bad because I never had a taste of good pizza, just the crusty greasy murrican fast food "pizza"
Kill yourself OP
>>336142460
That shit doesn't matter when you're a super half demon.
>>336142460
yeah i guess a video game character in an action game should be eating activated almonds while fighting demons , what the fuck were they thinking?
The name Dante and pizza are both Italian.
>>336142928
>pizza
>Italian
Stop it
>>336142928
Incorrect. Pizza in Italian is "pizzicato," literally meaning "pieces of many."
>>336142924
I want to play a game now where the character restores his health with activated almonds
>>336142928
there's a 3/4 chance that the name pizza is greek
>>336143015
Pizza is PURELY an Italian cuisine, are you retarded?
>>336141974
its convient, quick to order and pizza is like pussy, you can eat it hot or cold and it still tastes good
>>336142460
hello, Dr. Oz
>>336143182
But you gotta deal some damage in order to dehydrate and activate the almonds first, or else they won't do much for you.
>>336142928
GOTEMS
>>336143505
it's american cuisine also
>>336144292
Do you like fat crust pizza
>>336142528
It's a shame pretty much the entire western population has fallen for the bread meme.
>>336144709
Bread is and always has been literally the staple of western civilization. That's like saying it's a shame pretty much all of the asian population has fallen for the rice meme.
>>336144709
>bread meme
Why does everything have to be a meme?
>>336145153
>That's like saying it's a shame pretty much all of the asian population has fallen for the rice meme.
The difference is that rice has worked out for them. Modern bread isn't what it used to be, now it's a piece of crap that turns you into a mass of lard.
I have a real love for Little Cesar's.
I like the price point for the Hot n' Ready, but that in addition to the quality and taste make it my favorite pizza chain place to get a pizza from.
The crazy bread is always a nice treat, and their wings are baked to be crispy instead of fried with a decent selection of sauces.
I might run out to grab a Hot n' Ready now.
>>336145646
I love their cheesy bread, but the pizza stopped sitting well with me a while ago. I much prefer Domino's and Papa John's.
>>336145482
>The difference is that rice has worked out for them
That's not even close to true. Pretty much all of their population that isn't being worked to fucking death explodes pretty quickly because rice makes bread look like fucking celery.
>>336142460
Oh man it's the fun police
>>336142498
Dude, even /fit/ likes pizza.
Only two people dislike pizza: A Jew and a cuck
>>336143015
pizza's italian food you mongoloid
>>336146057
God damn it...
It must be Todd...
>obsessed with pizza, hates olives
>strawberry sundaes
>tomato juice
>beer, office is littered with empty bottles of booze, frequently drunk off-screen
>no smoking
>constantly in debt
He's just a socially awkward bachelor.
>>336141974
>pizza the greatest food ever
He's right though.
>They eat anything but local pizza made by older foreign men who have been trained in it back in their home country
There's two rival pizza places in my town. The owners are two old Greek guys who were trained by the same guy. It's fucking hilarious to think about, but both are minimum pretty good and one is oftne-times amazing.
>>336142460
Kek what a fag.
>>336145482
Only if you're a murrican or aussie and eat nothing but sliced white pans, since they load that shit with sugar.
Stick to good brown breads as your staple for toast or sandwiches and only use stuff like baguettes, rolls, etc. sparingly and you'll be fine.
>>336146810
muh micropizzerias
Kamiya is a fucking faggot, but pizza is damn tasty.Is liking crepes bad?
>>336142657
The reason carbs and fat taste so delicious is because your body prioritizes them. Your body prioritizes them because they're the fuel your body needs to most of, with the most immediacy, in order to keep going.
In the wild, it was very much to your benefit to get as many carbs as possible. They're only "bad" for you now because we live in a society that can give us all the carbs we want, and our bodies are disposed to store all this shit "for a rainy day" until it just can't handle the load anymore.
>>336147497
>Dislikes Kamiya
>Likes Crepes
Yep, you are an admittent homosexual. Might as well start prepping for the next pride parade.
>>336147223
>Only if you're a murrican or aussie and eat nothing but sliced white pans, since they load that shit with sugar.
Shouldn't you Europoors be getting ready for bed?
it's meant to serve as kind of a counterpoint to his badass demon hunter side
I love pineapple on pizza and I bet Dante does too
>>336148059
Anything but olives.
I unironically like the anime
>>336141974
>Pizza
>shitty food
so who's had a pizza or cheesecake from Lou Malnati's?
I have extra money and I'm tempted to indulge in some over priced shipping.
>>336148187
or cooked mushrooms
>>336148274
it wasn't terrible, but the main plot ended anticlimactic as fuck and they cockteased devil trigger with no pay-off. Also there was that weird thing in the first episode where his devil trigger talked to him like it was an independent entity.
Patty made for some fun banter
>>336147750
Guess again m8
>>336148891
>tfw we will never see patty again
>>336141974
t. Amerilard thinking Pizzahut is pizza.
>>336142094
Source?
>>336146810
>dante and virgil
>>336147640
Sounds like a fag who never had crepes.
>>336143505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLA6Bk_ivs
Nah Nigga pizza is Korean.
>>336142460
>>336142042
>>336142172
>>336142252
>>336142258
>>336142381
I'm not even going to bother to look for the rest of replies in this thread. Are you people for real? This shit causes heart attacks, bloats you up and quickly makes you a fat pig. No wonder why America fights with obesity when there are so many people in this thread alone who endorse this garbage.
>>336142460
>>336149149
>pizza hut is the only pizza maker
Pizza in america is always and will always be better than italian pizza. Shit is just flatbread and tomato sauce with a sprinkle of cheese.
American pizza is a perfection of cheese sauce and bread with toppings cooked t perfection.
>>336145646
muh nigguh
>>336149741
listen here you dirty fucking ink eating northerner, pizza is a delicious meal and no smart human being is going to only indulge in ambrosia everyday of their lives. It's a delicacy that you enjoy when you think you've done a good week hard work or your mom says "hey son I'm proud so I got you uncle lou's pizza" anything makes you bloat up into fat albert if you don't stop eating it and do nothing but sit on a couch.
>>336146686
Something seems off about that picture, but I can't put my finger on what exactly.
>>336149741
>wanting to live forever as a stick thin guy who eats celery
>>336141974
It was what his mom made for dinner that night.
>>336149821
Stop posting this lame ass facebook tier shit
>>336148891
I don't remember that in the first episode?
>>336150276
Works out fine for Josh Sawyer.
Let's get this started
>favorite toppings
>thin crust or deep dish
Fav toppings are pepperoni bacon ham and sausage
>veggies are for fags and bunnies
A nice crispy pie is always best
>>336150712
>Josh Sawyer
>tattoed degenerate
>>336150787
Deep dish
Chicken feta parmesan asaigo and spinach
>>336150787
you are retarded or have shit taste if you don't want some vegs to balance out all the meat.
>"i'm ordering pizza, which one do you want?"
>"anything is fine. just no anchovies"
Every fucking time. Can someone explain this meme to me and why do they force this in every American media since the 80s?
>>336142259
I've been to Japan and they can't make pizza to save their fucking lives.
Now, Japanese burgers on the other hand. There's a reason why HAMBAGAH-DES is such a meme.
>>336150787
I'm normally a really vanilla guy who just likes a good tasting ragu and plenty of cheese, I'm obsessed with dumping peppers and oregano on my pizza.
pepperoni or pineapple if I ever get toppings
>>336150912
Nothing wrong with expressing yourself.
>>336149336
Non american confirmed.
>>336150520
>Reaction pics are FB-tier now
>>336151193
I'll allow some mushrooms or onions but Bell peppers kinda over power every other taste for me and I hate olives
>>336150787
>>336150787
>not just getting Hawaiian every time
Out of all the things to get pretentious about, why do Yanks do it with pizza?
>>336150787
>Meat, cheese, mushrooms,olives
>Deep dish
>>336149741
the fuck is wrong with this murrican nigger?
get yourself a nice slice of pizza instead of that plastic shitty garbage of your ugly country, faggit
>Mushrooms
>Black Olives
>Jalapenos
>Mozzarella
>Herb/Tomato sauce
>A little touch of Red Onion
>All on an Italian base
>>336144292
get a load on this faggot, kek
Eating healthy
Pizza us a vegetable in the USA
>>336152642
>Pizza us a vegetable in the USA
Why do people say that the storyline of Devil May Cry series doesn't matter when you have cutscenes after each mission which overall clock usually around 2 hours for each of the game? Why do you lie to yourselves?
>>336150787
proper passata, fresh mozzarella and basil, quality olive oil
thin crust
>>336153071
2 hours is literally nothing
>>336153071
because the cutscenes are tutorials.
>>336142460
Fag
>>336150787
Weird thing I've done: Thin crust pepperoni pizza with no cheese, and salting it.
Tastes really fucking good and a lot spicier.
>>336151194
I think it's because anchovies are extremely salty and they don't want that much salt on their pizza.
>>336150787
Deep dish pepporine spicy chicken hamburger and bacon chesse filled crust motherfucker.
>>336142528
but they changed it since 2012
>>336149741
Of all the gross unhealthy fast foods out there, pizza is not really one of them.
>>336153071
well the third game is decently written
the dialogue ain't the best and is certainly a product of it's time, but the base of the story holds up pretty well
>>336150787
>Hawaiian style or Meat Supreme
>garlic butter pan crust
cause if its bad for you anyway make it the absolute worst.i just dont like stuffed crust that much because i gotta have some self-control
>>336153071
>>336153997
Not only the story of 3 was pretty good, a good part of the cutscenes are just action scenes, anyway.
4 had a bad storyline, though, I will give you that.
>>336142528
>>336153831
you know its american made when they have to simplify everything, im mean everything is single button and touch screen, im surprised our game controllers havent de-evolved back to atari sticks
>>336141974
Pizza is a great food for people who burn a lot of fat and calories, plus the protein you can get from certain meat on top. Michael Jay White 5 a day on the set for Super Troopers in between his training and acting.
>>336142928
>>336143015
>>336143075
>>336143505
our modern idea of pizza is american-italian, based on recipes from italian people. like the hot dog.
>>336145646
Little Caesar's gets pretty unappetizing pretty fast. I basically only get it if I want to get 2500 calories for 5 bucks.
>>336142460
*tips fedora*
>>336149741
Please. Pizza is fucking tame compared to some of the other crazy crap that America has concocted in the kitchen.
>>336150787
>favorite toppings
Anything you can find on a "Meat Lover's" pizza. Pepperoni, sausage, bacon . . .
Anchovies can go fuck themselves, though. Yes, I actually did eat an anchovy pizza, specifically to see if it was as bad as pop culture portrays it as (and if I liked it, I could order it and ensure that nobody else would eat it).
>thin crust or deep dish
Thin crust, but I also like deep dish. I'd happily eat either.
>>336150787
Pretty much everything is good baked on top of a pile of cheese and tomato sauce. It's hard to go wrong.
>>336155125
>american-italian
epic
simply
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>>336155278
>anchovies can go fuck themselves though
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>336154424
4 was fine.
spaghetti > pizza
>>336154515
>im surprised our game controllers havent de-evolved back to atari sticks
Nigga they blew right past Atari sticks.
The guy who told me in the previous thread he killed 120 enemies and got the special ending just by mashing triangle during the credit roll sequence in DMC3, you're a fucking liar.
>>336155278
>anchovies are bad
I wish this meme would stop.
>>336155621
How the fuck is that a game controller, tard?
>>336145482
>not ordering naturally leavened bread made with ancient grains from your specialty bakery
pleb
Dante thread?
Don't mind if I do
>>336155471
>winking-prince-adam.psd
>>336155826
>implying it's not
Outside of your hubris people consider angry birds video games
>>336141974
>>336142460
>>336149741
>lactose intolerant THIS mad
>>336155575spaghetti + pizza
>>336150787
>favorite toppings
ham, chicken, pepperoni, jalapenos, capsicum, pineapple, tomato, garlic, either extra cheese or greek yoghurt on top
>thin crust or deep dish
thin, but not crispy. I prefer my base to still be soft.
have half for dinner and the other half for breakfast the next morning.
>>336157020
>putting carbs on your carbs
>>336157440
but pizza's a vegetable
>>336141974
ITT: Neckbeards pretending to be healthy.
>>336143505
Technically tomatoes aren't native to Europe
>>336157671
>he can't lift 300
Get /fit/ on
Pizza is still fucking amazing
>>336147223
>Thinks brown bread=healthy
lol
Michael Phelps eats a shitton of pizza and he's won countless gold medals.
Learn to exercise.
>>336149741
You don't eat a whole fucking pie in a sitting. You have one or two slices.
Jesus.
>>336142528
>that murcan plastic """cheese"""
wew
>>336158153
Are you for real?
Is this clown for real?
When you order a pizza at a restaurant do you eat two slices and throw the rest into the garbage?
>>336150787
Chicken, spinach, mushrooms, light tomato sauce. Thick crust.
>>336158153
>He can't eat a whole pizza pie
You're not allowed to call yourself an American.
>>336158626
>ordering an entire pizza at a restaurant
>going to a restaurant alone
>ordering pizza at a restaurant
my god i can't believe how much bait you've packed into such a short post
>>336159143
>not going to a pizza restaurant for stone baked pizza
>>336158626
Obviously bait but, you order a pizza with other people, you oelrder a small personal pizza, or you take the rest home for a second meal later.
![5960196479_306d626c74_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mm42xUm.jpg "5960196479_306d626c74_b[1].jpg")
>>336158626
murrican pizzas are xbox huge
>>336159561
>this is considered huge
Female detected.
>>336159561
As far as chicago deepdish goes, this is actually pretty small desu senpai
Shocking news for /fit/izens lurking here!
Even the most blatantly unhealthy food won't do you any harm in moderation.
>>336159738
I'm a six foot three guy that weighs 110kg. those are twice the diameter of a normal pizza
>>336159868
jesus christ
>>336159868
>google it
>it's a heart attack waiting to happen
Holy shit.
Who NYC Pizza master race here?
>>336142363
>people in this board hate pizza
>>336142460
Anon...were you hugged as a child?
>>336150273
the perspective of the floor and wall are fucked
>>336160715
>>336142363
Is ice cream sundae canon or is it only an anime thing?
>it's another episode of OP being a contrarian fag as usual
Move along, people, there's nothing new to see here.
>>336150787
Thin crust, pineapple, salami, and banana peppers.
>>336160836
Dante himself looks pretty QUALITY too.
>>336150787
>Favorite topping
Meat lovers
>thin crust or deep dish
St Louis style is best
Quattro formaggi a best.
>>336150273
Dante has CLAMP proportions
>>336160940
The anime is canon.
It was also in the books.
>>336141974
Clearly, someone has never been to NY.
>>336141974
I don't know if Dante is a fucking slut for pizza or anything. I think it's just a meme because it's the only thing they've ever shown him eating.
>>336159561
There is no singular type of American pizza. That shit varies all across the country.
>>336146686
>How come I never meet any nice girls?
>>336161780
Wasn't the anime made during the time the sequel came out? I thought Capcom disowned it and anything associated to it.
>>336142460
>>336149741
>pizza is bad for you
OH SHIT we got a genius.
So is like 80% of other fucking food.
Pizza is delicious and you can make it exactly how you want by putting almost anything on as a topping.
Of course it is bad for you if you don't work out to balance the carbs.
>>336162151
The anime takes place right before DMC4.
>>336141974
Is Dante in the U.S Or Europe? Or some bullshit fictional world created by Kamiya?
>>336162175
Man I fucking love when fatasses try to damage control each time their favorite junk food comes up. Enjoy your heart attack I guess. You were warned.
>that one faggot friend who doesn't like Hawaiian
>"W-why would you put pineapple on a pizza? a-amirite?"
Truly the worst kind of person
>>336162321
>reading comprehension
>>336162345
Why don't i whip up a plum and pomegranate pizza for you then you fruit loving fruit
>>336162321
>having such shit will you cant eat what you like in moderation.
>>336162345
I was that faggot until three months ago. I take everything back
>>336142460
fuck off you fucking healthfag
stick to your tofu
>>336162345
I'm expecting someone to lose his shit over your post.
>>336162460
mite b cool
>>336162287
He lives in America but they never specify where.
>>336141974
He did it as the antithesis of people making their characters smoke in order to look cool. Essentially it's a huge slap in the face to hacks like Kojima.
>>336162345
>tfw I just don't enjoy the taste of fruit on pizza
>mention it to friends when they offer me hawaiian
>"what the fuck is wrong with you" etc
It works both ways anon.
>>336162462
Imagine being so fat you see computers as food.
>>336142460
since when has pizza ever given anyone fucking cancer you faggot?
>>336142460
don't put cheese on it then.
pizza is all about the crust anyway.
>>336161883
No, all 300 million Americans do things exactly the same way. Fuck you.
>>336162460
sounds delicious. you a professional chef, anon?
>>336162287
>>336162656
He's obviously from Europe you faggots. Just look at the first game.
>>336141974
>pizza
>shit
Maybe if you americans had proper pizza you wouldnt have such shitty opinions.
>>336162730
>nitpicking the post
>just ordered pizza
>see this thread
>>336162697Tomato is a fruit.
>>336145646
The Darkroom Vidya please go
>>336150787
anyone ever make deepdish at home?
made it in a cast iron skillet once.
it's not too bad. of course thin crust is best.
>>336163042
A classic phrase yelled atop mount stupid.
>>336162928
It's just OP who has been fed with sperm all his life.
>>336153831
Well now it just looks like a whole pizza, so that means the most ideal meal is an entire pizza in one sitting.
>>336163042
so are cucumbers.
>>336162928
see >>336161883
Pizza is not some ancient chinese secret, burgerland is capable of making it exactly the same as whatever shithole you live in.
>>336163149
The truth is not stupid. You are.
>>336162693
>MGS1 and 2 have people give you shit for smoking
>MGS4 has Snake's insistence on smoking despite his failing health treated as big character flaw and a sign of suicidal behavior
>>336156793
I'm lactose intolerant but I STILL eat pizza.
>>336150787
Margherita master race
also white pie with spinach
thin crust of course
>>336163112
I'd honestly rather just make a quiche.
>>336141974
He feeds on souls, so all food tastes the same to him.
>>336162693
>to hacks like Kojima.
Kojima and Kamiya were always really good friends, anon. I bet you also think Kamiya and Itagaki really don't like each other.
>>336163312
lactose intolerant doesn't mean much.
>>336141974
It's a trope.
It's not seen as much anymore but characters used to have quirks to them such as favorite food ans such. Like Sanic with chili dogs.
>>336161883
is that meant to be an example of a reasonably sized pizza? because that's still massive
>>336150787
Just cheese or pepperoni if I'm feeling adventurous. I drink water with it of course.
>>336162894
It's America. The first game takes place on an island that he goes to.
>>336148292
whoa that's a a rare pepe
>>336143505
>purely Italian
>uses tomatoes
kek
>>336163454
do they have sleepovers? and build pillow forts? :3c
I can imagine them in pajamas watching kamen rider or whatever while eating a big pizza, where kamiya would be on his belly kicking his feet back and forth.
>>336150787
>favorite toppings
All meats, mushrooms, olives, banana peppers, pineapple. Any combination of these are golden
>thin crust or deep dish
I will always prefer deep dish. Chicago style is best pizza.
>>336145646
I really like their pretzel pizza. Too bad it's only a limited time thing they bring back randomly. I would probably buy one every week if it was permanent.
How would you rank the major chains?
>>336150127
>Pizza in america is always and will always be better than italian pizza
Nice meme
And also
>acting like italian made pizza can't have any toppings in it
nigger please
>>336163494
Sure, I'm just sayin'.
>>336163526
The TMNT also loved pizza.
In fact, plenty of the 90's rad™ characters loved pizza, and vegetables.
>>336163526
or hijikata and mayonnaise.
>>336163928
stuff I make from scratch>modified frozen pizzas>>>>>>>>>dominoes>pizza hut> those are the only chains here now that eagle boys is gone
>>336149741
>Pizza
>American
As an Italian I am offended at your stupidity.
>>336163928
In my order of personal preference?
Domino's
Little Caesar's
Buddy's
Pizza Hut
Jet's
>>336163928
round table > sbarro's > papa murphys > papa johns > dominos > dog shit > AIDS infected syringes full of anthrax > ebola infested smegma > pizza hut
>>336163750
That sounds kinda gay desu.But I can see that mental image too.
>>336163969
And that's what made characters likeable back then, they had charm and quirks unique to them. Hell I can say they even had personalities.
>Eating Tomato sauce based pizzas
I hate every one of you and your New york influenced ways.
>>336163361
This guy fucking gets it.
I miss when dominoes did those seafood pizzas with white sauce
>>336164432
uh, it comes from sicily.
dummy.
>>336163603
Show me where in America is Mallet Island.
>>336163278
Except all the shitty pizza fast food chain comes from there.
>>336164556
Mallet island isn't in America.
Dante also doesn't live on the fucking island, so it doesn't matter.
>>336163536
No, it's just the first picture of pizza I found on my hard drive. Quit being ignorant anon.
>>336164553
No, Traditional Vingrette and Alfredo based pizzas with tomato come from Sicilly.
Tomato sloshed pizzas with unhealthy amounts of greasy cheese come from New york pizza parlors.
Don't talk to me about Sicily, I live in Sicily. You want to go? we'll fucking go.
>>336164349
rose tinted glasses. they're no different now.
There'sa significance difference between poorly processed American cheese and meat on a thick piece of dough and a fresh classical dish from the greatest cooking school on Earth.
>>336164758
nah, both suck compared to my cooking
>>336164062
>frozen pizza
>good
It's literal garbage. Enjoy your terrible pizza dough. There is no way you can beat even the shittiest pizza chain with that.
>>336157820
Are you fucking retarded?
Have you ever even been to Europe?
>>336164856
Go to bed, Ramsay, your bait is raw.
>>336164712
>having pictures of pizza saved on your hard drive
what in the absolute fuck is wrong with you?
>>336162345
this
hawaiian is literally the quintessence of pizza
>>336142460
You're a nigger if you don't like pizza.
where do you live and so we can fight.
