Has your dick ever forced its hand and made you buy a game?
How'd that turn out? You end up enjoying any games that were dickpurchases?
inazuma eleven
>>336139735
Sims 4
Yes
>Bought DC because I was thinking with my dick
>It's actually a really fun game
>>336139735
My dick influences all my purchases, tbqh.
It hasn't failed me yet.
>>336139735
Seisou no amazones.
It has pretty good writting actually.
>>336140082
What is this
I'd say half-so for Mighty Switch Force. Only half because the gameplay trailer looked pretty rad.
The game was pretty short but it was fun so I still ended up putting around 20 or so hours in it attempting to get better times on all the levels. I'd say it was worth it even without the dick bonus.
worth every penny would kill for an expansion or something
>>336139735
The last one was probably Rumble Roses XX. I've had the urge to buy other games solely for my dick since then, but ever since learning about ripping models from games and animating them, the want for those sorts of games dropped off by a lot.
>>336140225
God, I miss the days when Noill made hot animations.
Yup
>>336139735
not "buy", but I tried out Granblue Fantasy and KanColle because I had been fapping to the porn for a while.
Both are absolutely shit "games", what the fuck.
>>336139735
Dragon's Crown and Senran Kagura EV.
Both fun games so no regrets here
>>336140153
A bouncing butt.
>>336140571
cheeky
for real though
>>336139735
>Has your dick ever forced its hand and made you buy a game?
Never, I'm not a raging hormonal faggot now and wasn't even when I was 15, and waifu faggotry is cringe as fuck. Play the fucking game you know you're going to enjoy because it's done well in a preferred genre of yours, not because of erotic imagery, that's fucking embarassing, dudes.
Dragon's Crown was a great game and Amazon felt the best to play, right above Dwarf for me.
>>336139735
>Has your dick ever forced its hand and made you buy a game?
Wait, is my dick supposed to have a hand?
>>336140082
>*pfffffffffrrrrtttttt*
>>336140701
fag confirmed
Soul Calibur 2
No regrets
>>336140769
He's right.
This "muh dick" joke is going too far, it's a telling sign of how many underage posters are here
I regretted it and so did my dick.
>>336140659
There's not much more if that's what you're looking for
>>336140705
>his dick doesn't have a hand
what the fuck anon? You some kinda freak?
>>336139735
It made me buy the harley quinn thing with Arkham Knight
I still haven't launched the game and i bought it like a year ago
Just bought Senran on my dick's recommendation. No regrets.
28 btw, come at me
DoA Xtreme 3.
It's shit, but I also play it daily for some reason. Sort of regret.
>>336140153
It'siqdb
>>336141104
>tfw almost fell for it
>read up on the game instead and settled for fapping to the five good lewds the game has
>>336141104
I dodged a bullet there.
>>336139735
My dick has yet to fail me.
I'm slowly learning that the more effort put into secualization, the more effort that went into the game overall. The best crafting systems come with panties and miniskirts.
DOAX2. Unironically.
I enjoyed it, too.
I bought Skyrim. It was worth it.
>>336141104
Yeah I bought this.
It's actually on Steam now.
>>336141043
Freud himself find himself fighting against masturbation as one of his 2 biggest addictions in his life well into his 50s.
My apologies for your nonexistent libido, you are losing so much out of life and you don't even know it.
DoA games are a good example, good thing that this series is fun to play, but obviously the fanservice is huge here.
>>336141620
S-sauce?
>>336139735
I had played all Dead or Alive games since the PS1 era thanks yo my teenager dick.
No regrets
Also, fuck the Xtreme series. No amount of fan service can make me like a shit game.
>>336139735
Turned out pretty good.
>>336141675
generic gay bullshit #7342
>>336141565
>It's actually on Steam now.
wat
Time for dickpurchase
>>336140082
same with me when it comes to everything hobby related.
if its has ass and tits I would buy it
>>336141828
>clearly /ss/ or mom/son incest
>gay
>>336141675
reverse image search it
>>336141620
>dick is blanked out
cant fap to this
No regrets at all.
>>336141781
Same.
My midriff fetish is satiated, and the game is actually lots of fun.
>>336141995
Well I'll be, it actually worked.
>>336139735
>Dead or Alive
>Senran Kagura
>Dragon's Crown>Halo 4
>>336142113
Double dipped even, since it's on Humble Bundle for WiiU at the moment.
>>336139735
My dick is the best steam curator.
>>336139735
My dick doesn't have hands.
>>336141104
I bought it with hopes it would be like guardian heroes
did it ever go past 20fps oh god
>>336142323
you may want to see a specialist
>>336141781
I dickbought Risky's Revenge onthe 3DS. I don't regret it though because I still enjoyed it immensely and it got me into the series.for the full price of 15€
I think the only one was FF X-2 and that was because I was a yunafag.
But otherwise no, even when I was 13 I thought "it's kind of pathetic buying a game just for the cover, no"
Then you grow up.
Unlike you fags, who seemingly have regressed into cartoon porn and visual novels.
>>336140082
It's ponies dad
>>336142107
>2
Me neither.
>>336139735
The only time my dick led me true was with MK9 which I bought because Jade's ass.
Every other time I buy retarded and repetitive shit because tits
>>336139735
>its hand
OP pls.
>>336139735
Nope. Could have as a teenager (it got me to buy Mouse, but that's an anime, bot a game), but I didn't have an Xbox, so no DOAX for me. That was quite some time ago though, now fanservice has no chance of getting me to buy a game. Too much of it actually has the opposite effect.
>want to get into jrpgs
>need some escapism and cute girls
>this girl is pretty cute
>is basically a man
well atleast the writing was interesting
A lot of fighting games, I enjoyed and played CAPCOM, SNK and other fighting games a lot of time, but I always searched for something lewd to see.
I thoroughly enjoyed Bravely Default until the repeating bullshit
>buy a game with my dick
>have to pause to fap every half hour
I didn't buy Dragon's Crown for Amazon, but it was certainly a factor. I also really respect people who do what they want for their games, despite critics saying that they shouldn't.
>>336142564
My brother.
>>336142564
>*pbbrrrrr-rrrr-rrrrtttttt*
I was probably 13 or 14 when I bought Dead or Alive Ultimate for Xbox and it was probably the best value I ever got out of a fighting game.
I also bought DOA:XBV once I got into the DOA universe and that was a fun game in it's own right.
Also the Senran Kagura series. At that point though, it's not for my dick, it's for the waifus.
I bought MK9 because I was a horny teenagegirl
There's no games that make physically attractive men anymore.
>>336142852
>65 kg
This is why we need feminism
I wanted to buy King of Fighters MI, even when I has the feeling that a 3D KOF game will fail, but when I saw this art of Lien Neville I didn't care if the game was a failure, just look at that belly and crotch, it's huge.
>>336140701
LOW TEST
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>>336142781
I finally picked up Fallout 3 a while back and I can't get fucking anything done because I keep prostituting myself to everyone and then get bored after I cum
>>336142369
Now I want to try that on a New 3DS.
Do not judge but I had a thing for Ivy.
Older women in general are my thing.
>>336143310
Don't do it, I played it on the n3ds.
>>336141367
>>336143080
>>336142576
Truly, Mortal Kombat was the greatest.
>>336141104
>Got it expecting a fun beat em up with online co-op
>It was bad
>Never touched the online since I had no one to play with
This is the reason I decided against Senran Kagura 2.
At least Solange was cute, her and her big sword.
>>336143113
Problem?
>>336143407
Taki in my case.
>>336143310
Did they patch it to use the power of New? If they didn't then there won't be any improvement.
>>336142369
>did it ever go past 20fps
No
And if you played Ali and liked to throw bombs and kick enemies around the map you'll enjoy a nice slide show in silky smooth 5-10 fps
>>336142131
damn nerd you must search up a shit ton of porn on google then
>>336143080
You should play Yakuza.
>>336139735
I bought Blazblue and am trying to learn fighting games because of Makoto, that's the only time my dick made me spend money
>>336139735
Yes. Every street fighter game.
Other than that I can't really think of any. I rarely buy games because of muh dick, but street fighter V was one of the rare exceptions.
>>336139735
MKXL for Tanya, Mileena, and Cassie. Jacqui is cute too. Motherland Sonya is best Sonya.
I already liked KOF games but I had another excuse when I discovered some lewd sprites.
>>336143628
No results for you or something? It's called [Sugi G] Re:pair
>>336143553
Nope. Only games that are New 3DS aware get that improvement.
Though there is overclocking it through a program if you put CFW on it.
The main thing that killed CoP for me was the lock-on system. Seriously, why can't this shit work like any other beat-em-up?
>>336143772
I got Sf4 for Makoto, Cammy, Juri and Ibuki.
>>336143742
Same but I did it forTaokaka.
>>336143772
with so much thick muscular thighs and fit bodies its hard to blame
>thought this game would be similar to persona or something
>it's a puzzle game
into the trash it went
>>336139887
you like that shota don't you
>>336143521
It creats a toxic standard of beauty for young girls!
I'm so angry, I could eat a whole cake
>>336143664
Yakuza 0 has catfights with humiliating submissions, shame that the game will be released in 2017 in this side, Japs are lucky as always.
>>336140082
sauce please
>>336143664
>not posting best looking Yakuza
>>336139735
DOA Beach Volleyball on the original XBOX back when I was a teenager. That was probably the last time I ever did that. These days, I self-insert as the girl.
>>336139735
>Has your dick ever forced its hand and made you buy a game?
Splatoon and all its amiibos.
>How'd that turn out? You end up enjoying any games that were dickpurchases?
I don't know, don't have a WiiU, but the figures are breddy gud.
>>336143969
Indeed.
never again
I can't say that I've ever regret a game purchase. If it was a bad experience I usually take a lesson from it and don't really feel that it counts as regret afterwards.
Games with boobs in it tend to have a half decent sense of humor in one form or another. I like that stuff.
>>336144224
How?
I played the demo and the shit "dungeons" was enough to drive me away from the 3D anime tiddies.
>>336143890
>Mostly a scrub at fighting games
>Buy them all because hot girls
I buy the figures too.
>>336144119
>and all its amiibosDid you glue them?
>>336143973
>he doesn't like puzzles
How can anyone be any shittier than you are right now?
>>336144224
>finally a game about my fetish
>it's shitDidn't even show any of the girls pregnant, not even implied, not even in the endings, what a crock of shit
was pretty fun so I don't regret it
Pretty good
>>336144539Only the girl one.
>>336144124
>you will never get to nail this pair
fuck
>>336144539
What's he going to glue them to? Do people just glue toys to stuff now?
>>336144540
If I wanted a puzzle game, I'd buy one for a handheld system. A puzzle game that you can't pick up and go is just dumb.
>>336144710
>sprites are super sexy
>fanart is shit
>porn is shit
>ingame drawings are shit
The Curse of Shantae
>>336141635
>Freud
Are you serious? Freud is the worst example anyone could use.
>>336144619
>Fun to play
>Good music
>Nice animations
This game is great, and those lewd sprites are even better.
>>336139735
i went into that knowing what i was getting
its a shame it took two years from its first showing to come out.
>that uno makoto doujin set me on a path to want to draw the softest, meatiest tits possible
>>336144906
I wish Atlus didnt hate the Vita
>>336143742
I already know I don't like fightan, but damn good tastes. I've considered picking it up just for her.
>>336144861
Sometimes they break.
>>336144951
Fanart is fine.
>>336144906
Puzzle games on the go are shit. You might as well play with a rattle you fat pleb baby.
>>336144951
>ingame drawings are shit
You what?Yes, I know about the hands. You're not supposed to be looking there!
Rumble Roses on the PS2, number one fap game.
Those beach videos. Unf.
>>336145121
I want to hug her furry probuscus
>>336144993
this, I have a folder with all the animation frames for 2 or so characters and it's great
>>336143407
I bought SCIV and V for the GOAT waifu creator.
>>336141104
I bought this and while I liked the game the framerate drove me insane.
>>336142781
>WARNING!
Fornicators, Drunkards, Sodomites, Pot Smokers, Gangster Rappers, Immodest Women, Darwinists, Gamblers, Feminists, Socialists, Abortionists, Pornographers, Homosexuals, Jihadists, Dirty Dancers, Hypocrites
>JUDGEMENT IS COMING
Is the framerate for Code of Princess on Steam any better than on the 3DS?
>>336145193
The hands don't look that bad. The omission of certain lines makes it stylish.
>>336145160
>>336145193
Plebeians
>>336145250
Yeah, me too, neat.
>>336142852
>92cm tits are A cups to me now
why can't i find REAL huge tits IRL anymore in the states? they are like fucking unicorns and then they get their horns removed because they are in the way instead of learning to deal with it.
>Played Guilty Gear Dust Strikers for DS
>It was a fun little spin off with minigames and shit
>Favorite characters were May, Dizzy, and Bridget
>Never really played many core fighting games
>See Guilty Gear XX ^ Core for Wii and get it on a whim
>Remember why I don't play fighting games
>Barely put five hours into it after messing around with practice and arcade
>>336145514
Don't blame them for your shit taste, m8y
>>336145682
where'd you find the one with Cerebella's, I only have Filia and Eliza
>>336139735
yes
pretty good
yes, even after faps
No. I don't get off on animation or cgi because I'm not autistic.
>>336140740
Kill yourself
>>336141104
Came here to post this
>>336142693
thats not a bad thing
No, but I can't tell you how many times I bought a game and had to pause to fap sometime during playing because of a character of something in-game.
Pic related
>>336145867
>Retard has issues with sexual thoughts making him feel "icky"
It's funny that the first people to pull out the autism card are so clearly autistic themselves.
>>336139735
Catherine
Bravely Default
Magnacarta Tears of Blood
Shantae Risky's Revenge
Skyrim
>>336142779
The repeating shits the best part though because of all the challenges and extra characterization the bosses have. Plus you can bum rush it real quick if you dont like it.
>>336139735
I'm actually grateful to thin-skinned kneejerking SJWs for bringing Dragon's Crown to my attention. I'd never have heard of it if not for their whining.
Legit one of the best games I've played in recent years.
why is Dragon's Crown art so good
muh dick
>>336144540
Gun Smith Cats takes me back to watching anime on the action channel in hopes of seeing something lewd.
Dungeon Travellers 2
I dont regret it at all. I love that game. It made me enjoy DRPG's.anyone got some lewd game recommendations? preferably borderline hentai
>>336140908
Came here to post this
>>336144395
>You will never massage her feet
>>336146579
Because they spent years making it.
>>336146192
This fucking bitch is the bane of my dick. Everytime I go back to replay AA I stop to fap when I get to this picture, 100% without fail. It's like a curse.
>>336139735
Rumble Roses and BMX XXX for the PS2.
Both are surprisingly solid games for what they are. Especially Rumble Roses.
>>336147553
Rumble Roses is the rare fap game that manages to be incredibly solid in it's gameplay too.
It's no lie one of my all time favorite games.
>>336147718
I wish Team Ninja would steal the wrestling idea for their Dead or Alive Xtreme series or Konami could simply hire them for a new Rumble Roses game.
>>336148161
>A new Rumble Roses that looks as good as DoA5
I'm going to go cry now because I know that'll never happen.
Zero regrets.
I haven't bought a game whitout tinking with my dick for at least 5 years but since I do it just for a fap most purchases dont end as a regret.
The only game I actually regret to buy so far was skyrim
>buy a 360 slim, skirym comes as a gift, I dont like it
>"of course it sucks anon, you must mod it"
>buy an average pc this year, skyrim it's on sale for $5 or so
>spend some hours modding, it's the same thing but it looks prettier now
>"of course it sucks anon, you need a high-end PC, tons of GB's in mods and surfing in lots of sites to make it worthy"
it's just too much work to turn this into another game to finally enjoy it, i just give up
I also bought bulletwitch just for the schoolgirl costume but I ended enjoying way too much this game
>>336148832
is BulletWitch really good? I've got a copy coming in from GameFly
>>336139735
Bought this so I could fap to Amazonput in 300 hours with her because she's so fun to play with
>>336143990
>I'm so angry, I could eat a whole cake
Speak for yourself, I'm so hungry I could eat an octorok.
>>336145000
>uno makoto doujin
wh-what?
I trusted my dick and got a decent hack and slash game thanks to it
Figures are good too.
buying games for fap material is alright granted you don't have to pay extra for it. But I'm just scared that the sjw will ruin the booty in vidya like what if there is a sjw ethically corect dlc where all the people are fat and have mental illness
>>336140740
What the fuck is wrong with you?
It's not a bad game for $3
Helped me git gud at parrying in shit souls that's for sure
And the pantsu is good
>>336150321
Sequel when?
>>336145770
I forgot the page, I remember that I searched in google and put something like "Skullgirls sprites/frames" and eventually found those files ( in .zip ).
>>336141263
Damn dude, that game was really good. The DLC is garbage, but the game itself is worth playing.
>>336149902
the dragons crown one?
the one that is the only one he did in the last near 6 years?
>>336149902
>what is google
>>336139735
Never forced, but it does take some influence on the games i buy or play.
>>336150046
You are an idiot
>>336142107
You've awakened something Anon, can you feel it?
>>336142482
WHAT
Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds!?
Dino Crisis.
And the sequel.
Pity we'll never get a third game.
>>336150757
I have?
Please go on. What have I awakened...?
my armpit fetish is the only reason I bought the lightning trilogy
>>336149042
>is BulletWitch really good?
not really, if you are looking for a mind blow game then it's disappointing.
It's nothing but simple mindless shooting over and over, then again once you unlock the greater spells its great to blow up everything with tornados/meteorite rains
I guess I liked it for the fan service and the fact I dont play shooting games that much
>>336139735
i don't have a dick
>>336139735
Frequently.
Very few regrets. Only ever regretted buying one or two of them out of roughly a dozen.
>>336151186
Are you guarding some guy's harem or something?
>>336148832
I wish I had bought a copy of BulletWitch rather than just renting in back when.
I actually ended up liking that game once I got the huge spells. Was pretty fun blowing shit up.
I was young, the thought of fucking bitches and having kids only for them to take up my mantle over multiple generations seemed like an amazing game idea.Also the PS3 nogames was in full swing
Dear god what a fucking nightmare of a game
Oh yeah. My dick swole right up with blood and cum when I saw this on discount at Kmart.
>>336151047
HURTS MY HANDS
>>336142107
>>336142564
>>336142852
>>336143521
>>336147718
>>336148342
Rumble Roses. One of the game series that need a new game.
I never bought a game because of my dick. I'm too intelligent for that. If the gameplay is shit, no buy regardless.
The only thing I bought with my dick was manga. I was a pre-teen. I sold all of my Gamecube games, and my Gamecube and got 110$ from GS. I went to a book store and just looked around. I saw a box filled with lewd mangas. I decided to gather up every volume while just skimming through them. I actually ended up enjoying the Love Hina mangas.
>>336151047
I love the idea of rubbing a Toblerone on Lightning's armpits, to get some of that sweet, smelly sweat. And then biting and doing it again.
>>336150203
I think he's one if those "poop comes from there" fags.
Overwatch
Don't know if regret yet. Didn't get invite to closed beta.
>>336139735
Just a character and Dlc costume.
You can't believe how many times I played this game just to cum huge thick loads over Tina. The extra jiggle in the ps4 version was a nice touch.
I was thinking about getting senran kagura as well , is it any good for fapping? I love big tits
>>336151782
Nah. It's an aged meme where people pretend they have a fart fetish to piss people off.
>>336151403
Play with trainers. Fuck everything.
>>336151617
shut your faggot mouth bitch
>>336151956
I didn't buy it for the PC. Although I did pirate it and do exactly that and even still got stupidly bored in the first generation.
>>336152080
Shut the fuck up sissy.
>>336151582
And it won't happen because 1) Konami doesn't make games anymore and 2) Both games combined failed to move more than 1.5 million units.
>>336150321
I need to see these pantsu
My dick was telling me to get it.
As for recent purchases I guess all the EV DLC as well as importing the JP version for Ikkitousen girls. I'm about to go drop some money on Samurai Warriors 4-II for Koshosho and the dlc outfit she has in game. And I'm preordering One Piece burning blood for the swimsuit dlc that should eventually come out here.
>>336152145
Neither did I. You can mod your PS3 for it. Or download saves, though that makes me feel dirty.
>>336150046
Fat mental illness kek
>>336152293
>that image
why are big tits the best?
>>336151403
I finished this game and oh god the thought of going through it again to get all the GCs, even with cheats i stopped midway through second generation.
Hilde is best girl
>>336152486
Because u can put your weiner inbetween the boobs and sex it
>>336152486
Because you can feel the softness of them on your dick.
>>336152080
edgy
>>336152486
because they're not
>>336151582
The humiliation moves was the best of the game.
>>336142693
game?
>>336152832
But big butts are the best too. Why can't we love all of it?
>>336152721
>>336152808
tfw I want to fuck a girls huge tits while she tongues my asshole
I bought Dragon Quest 8 because Jessica drives my dick wild.
Turns out it's a great game. I got so engrossed I forgot to fap.
>>336141781
My dick bought all 3 Shantae games. They're pretty great.
>>336152905
They were pretty great.
>>336152808
This. Also paizuri tends to end in a nice juicy facial, which is also nice.
>>336141104
The weird art style didn't even appeal to muh dick that much. I bought it because I was an early adopter for the 3DS and this was one of the few titles that was actually a game and not a tech demo. I should have waited another year.
So I assume you're all just kidding right? In a world with unlimited free porn you're not spending money on mediocre games just to yank on your dick are you?
>>336140701
low test fag
>>336153319
Yup. I bet cumming into a pair of nice big tits feels good too.
>>336153451
You have no idea what a penis can make you buy then anon.I ain't even mad about it though. It's led to some fun times. And if it hasn't at least I get off.
>>336153038
Hatesex with a fatty-breasted woman like Selvaria would be amazing!
>>336153451
It's part of a porn collection u don't just have innernet porn. If u just have free porn u r a poor fag
>>336153451
Not everybody like to fap to generic noname sluts anon.
came for the waifus, stayed for the gameplay
>>336153516
>>336152080
fucking same fag get the fuck out already. fucking loser
>>336153451
The games set the mood and attachment to the characters, the actual fap happens mostly with fan art.
>>336153451
>unlimited free porn
Casual. I have seen it all in my years of excessive masturbating.
>>336141104
This was such a shit grindfest
>>336153774
>get called out for being a nu-male beta cuckold faggot nigger
crey err tyme
>>336153748
There's some flash game I played with her but I can't remember what it was called. It was pretty good though.
>>336153743
They're not noname sluts if you know what series their from.
...You're not talking about 3d are you?
>>336153164
Besides the moans of Dixie and the ninja girl were the best.
>>336153898
That doesn't make any sense. You're the epitome of whatever you just spewed.
You're a gigantic fucking omega faggot.
>>336153898
i love seeing myself in other people's screencaps
>>336151782
game???????
It was the most fun I've had beating people up in a non-beat 'em up
>>336151582
The first game was really good. The second game built on it, but the progression is terrible because production was cut short.
It sadly will never see the light of day again because it's been sold to a company that makes gambling machines.
>We will never get Rumble Roses: Triple X
>There will never be full shameless nudity in Rumble Roses
>There will never be a more fleshed out Character Creator and complete Career mode
It fuckin' hurts, too. Because they're pretty good games.
>>336153909
I know that one. Good taste anon , shame I can't find a link to play it on PC offline.
>>336154129
kek why you salty though
got triggered bud?
>>336151617
>I'm too intelligent for that.
[tipping intensifies]
>>336153451
Porn is boring, but seeing women in shameful positions is different kind of games is hot for a lot of people.
>>336154238
Do you know the name? I can't remember it for the life of me.
And good taste back at you.
>>336151782
What is this from? I know it's SK.
>>336154308
I see. Well I'm of two minds about the whole thing. I don't really care if games slap some tits in so dudes like you buy it, but I do mind when they start selling mediocre shitgames knowing the tits will sell them.
>>336154490
Is it from Estival?
>>336153982
The only purpose of those girls is to get fucked by MC or multiple fat faceless guys so they aren't characters but just meat toilets.
>>336154265
So you're untipping yourself because you're too retarded to pick a game without your dick?
>>336154246
>literally 4chan bot defender meme user
Aren't you older than 18?
>>336146192
I regret my purchase of Pokemon Omega Ruby, but the Battle Girls make my dick rock fucking hard.
>>336154490
Opening from Estival versus I believe
>>336154129
Sosajing intensifies
>>336154195
I fucking love Oni, and it breaks my heart that Bungie will never return to that and make a sequel with smoother controls/camera.