Why im founding this only now.
>>336122195
That's a guy.
>>336122195
Lol, virgin. Moon Guard on US and Argent Dawn on EU has been around for years in Goldshire.
>>336122195
>Still no private server dedicated to ERP only
Why even bother
curvatious?
>>336122305
>years
its been more than a decade anon. And even then people were doing this garbage in irc and lewd forums.
>>336122195
>not a futa
Amazing
>draenei female
>not futa
She's (he's) a rare catch.
>>336122195
>implying this doesn't get you rock hard
>>336122305
i knew about rp in goldshire but all is revealed when you install MRP addon.
>>336122503
People pay $15 a month for this.
how do i erp
im afraid ill just disappoint the other neckbeard across the globe if i tried to
>>336123213
At least he's honest about being a fag unlike the other pics posted in this thread.
>>336122916
With how starter accounts work you can actually play WoW for free if this is all you want to do.
ERPer need to be expose for the world to see. Like a zoo of degeneracy.
If any of you faggots with millions of youtube followers are lurking, please do the world a favor.
Jokes on youI only ERP on GW2 as my big dicked shota.
>join an RP server thinking you were going to RP the wars and stuff
>everyone just wants to ERP
Are there any GOOD ones out there without the bullshit?
>>336123221
>tfw this has always been my problem too
>>336122916
>not owning goldsluts who pay for your sub with tokens
lmao
>>336123669
RP PvP servers are decent I heard or at least they were when I still played. Supposedly people organize stuff like world pvp battles there.
>>336123837
>>336123669
>RP guilds without eRP
Literally do not exist. There is ALWAYS eRP and if you don't see any, there's a chance your that one autists who misses all the hints and logs off in time before people start fucking like rabbits.
>>336122503
>humanoid crown, rather than a canine tip
Soiled it.
>>336122503
>All this at least erotic fiction vocab
>says "nuts"
I kekd while shitting in a public restroom
Also am still flaccid
Getting a real boner right now.
>>336123971
>Not ERPing
>Being autistic
Futa nazi inflationist furry detected
>>336122195
so this is the power of rp servers...
>>336124045
Using vulgar terms makes for better erotica tbqh
Better than 'member' 'orbs' and 'sex' being repeated 100 times each
>>336124280
It's the only reason to play wow in this day and age.
Ive been on Argent dawn EU, its all true, and even more shit happens in Stormwind, especially around bridges and the church, they have ceremonies every 3 hours.
>TBC
>14 years old
>someone wants to ERP with my Belf
>I'm playing the girl
>I have no clue what noises a girl makes when she's getting fucked
>Guy: "*slowly unzips pants, revealing a massive 8-incher* *without any hesitation, thrusts dick into Anon's sopping wet pussy* How's it feel? Great, huh?"
>Me: "*moans*"
>>336122309
As someone that ran an RP server with a friend about eight years ago, I can tell you one thing.
It's very hard to get an actual playerbase to join up and continue playing for extended periods without growing bored. We had to run large events using admin commands all the time just to generate interest. RP servers are pretty hard to get off the ground.
>>336124294
Good ERP means having a thesaurus (google) open all the time.
The more crass the language is as the scene develops the better. Usually.
>>336122309
There is one, it's called "Schattenhain".
>>336124280
The real endgame.
I still remember this like it was fucking yesterday:
>Playing on Earthen Ring EU
>At a time during the day when not too many people are on
>Questing around Elwynn
>Go to Goldshire
>Literally empty
>Except I keep seeing someone's chat box appear
>Two people ERPing in the Inn basement
>Decide to stealth since I'm a rogue and go investigate
>They're really going at it
>Suddenly realize the guy plowing the 'girl' is some big shot in the biggest RP guild on the server
>Pop out of stealth at the critical moment
>Tell them I saw everything
>Big shot starts having a spergfit, in character and through whispers
>I just laugh and run out of the Inn
>He literally fucking mails me 50g to keep quiet
>I start telling people anyway
I know you're out there Jáckson.
>>336124454
>>336124294
>your vocabular gets more obscure and silly over time and you start giggling while typing your smut
I can't be the only one
>>336122305
Goldshire has always been shit, though. Good RP is relegated to guilds in 90% of the cases.
>still playing with standart models
>if you could be playing with curvy versions that make even gnomes fuckable
>>336124669
Gnomes are pretty fuckable to begin with f@m
>>336124636
Now that's roleplaying.
>>336124780
AINS
>>336123221
>>336123673
Just start, you'll get better eventually. Copy and emulate the smut you like and build your own writing style.
>>336123971
I kicked out all the faggots who ERP'd.
does anyone have the f-list of that sperg that's serviced thousands of cocks and keeps a record of every single one on "her" page?
>>336124669
>make even gnomes fuckable
>implying I wouldn't fuck them as is
>>336125081
t. autist being alone in his shitty guild
>>336124838
True dat, but you can always strive to improve!
So apart from the ERP, how is WoW these days? Any fun?
>>336125287
lol
>>336125235
>all gnomes in pornshire are filthy degenerates who are into ageplay or any other terrible kinks
>not a single one that is a spunky powerbottom that pins me down and wants to ride my cock
>>336123310
Reminds me of Corruption of Champions.
>>336125216
No need to get so mad. There are a lot of people who don't want to deal with faggots, furries or whores.
My guild was active. Not everyone is a faggot like you.
>tfw never took screenshots of Toiletslut's MRP
It was fucking hilarious.
>>336125192
>f-list.net/c/radah
?
>>336125496
>Oro'dorei
What the fuck?
>>336125695
Black-skinned Draenei. Oreo'dorei.
>>336124780
>>336125954
Absolutely filthy
>not posting the filth priestess
What a vile disgusting creature
Someone post Butkus Landstander, please.
tfw standing in goldshire on my erp character right now.time to turn off my profile
BLIZZARD GIVE US THOSE ERP SERVERS.
HERE'S MY 400K PETITION YOU CAN'T IGNORE THIS.
>>336125559
>"I'm like a doorknob. Everybody gets a turn."
>>336126141
>((Scat and stuff!))
>>336126141
Nurgle seal of approval.
Try all you like, you will never outcringe this guy.
>>336124406
You and your childhood were raped.
>>336126141
>tfw I was about to ask to get this posted
this and the Argent Dawn EU Pedophile gimp with a flayed cock are the only two profiles that ever made me feel at unease
>>336126490
>here's my idea for warlords
Fucking kek
>>336122195
i wish RP servers were ACTUALLY cool
literally just tumblr trash dancing on tables. All of their descriptions are autistic and disgusting
>ME WANT LOOK AT SEXY GIRL :)
wow, this sure does fit the bill of role playing
So I'm into
>Futa
>Giantess
>Feets
>The occasional monster girl
>Cock vore
>Light/gentle vore (usually giant girls licking you or kissing you)
But never in a million years would I dream of revealing my power level even seek out like minded people and mingle with them. I'm not ashamed, it's just keep that shit to yourself man.
>>336124643
Story of my life.
I'm running out of ideas and creativity at this point.
>>336126583
I screenshotted that shit two months before the release of WoD.
He basically took the plot of naruto and inserted wow characters instead and made himself the reluctant hero.
>>336126832
Still sounds way better than what WoD turned out to be
Moon Guard is literally a jews wet dream. Every transmog there sells for way more, even farming rare ore and stuff has amassed huge profits.
>mfw my character wears a monocle and talks to no oneI wish. I'm on some low shit PvE realm
>>336126624
If you want normal RP you've pretty much got to look under every rock and in every corner of every MMO game world, because that shit is getting rarer and rarer.
ERP culture is completely fucked and overtakes anything casual very quickly.
The degeneracy prevalent in Goldshire is a thing to behold.
I've more or less played RP servers since vanilla. Obviously not the entire time, but off and on over the years.
I've seen it devolve from pretty benign, regular cybersex into such a disgusting mess of weird and shocking fetishes. I feel sorry for children these days being exposed to that sort of shit. No one is a normal lonely teen just looking for some erotic text to get off to, they all have obscene and degenerate fetishes.
>>336126949
That's something an ERP'er would say, yeah.
I've been on an RP server for years and never engaged in that draenei horsecock shit, and finding RP is not a problem. You need to get the fuck out of goldshire and stop inserting your fetishes into everything.
Regular roleplaying does not involve sex.
>>336127165
>Regular roleplaying does not involve sex.
There is always this one weird guy in the guild who is so fucking obvious and never gets any action. You're that guy.
This guy could use more titles.
>>336124669
Looks like a squashed femworgen body
>>336127332
>There is always this one weird guy in the guild
What the fuck are you talking about, you retard.
>who is so fucking obvious
What the fuck is that supposed to mean, you retard.
>and never gets any action
It's a video game, you fucking retard. You're not getting any "action", you're having cybersex with another guy.
>>336124045
>getting hard while shitting in a public toilet.
>>336126141
Fucking hell
>>336123971
>people start fucking like rabbits.
They don't fuck at all, its just pretend.
>>336127459
This attitude is probably the reason why nobody wants to make love with you, no offense.
>>336122503
This shit always makes me cringe every time I see itBecause I made it when I was young and horny and inexperienced with ERP
>>336127598
not when WoW is your only life, anonymous...
>>336124406
>a massive 8 incher
>>336125559
radah got banned ages ago, I think they play on US now or something
they're shit anyway don't bother.
>>336126490
>don't tell others that I died
What the fuck is he rambling about? This is some Coldsteel level hedgehog autism
>>336127165
>that's something an ERPer would say
Except I purposefully don't engage in ERP unless I'm multiple sessions in and there's been actual character buildup leading up to it. Having characters fuck for the sake of fucking has never been something I've done.
All said, I don't play WoW. I'm speaking in the case of every single other MMO I've played that have had official (and non-official) RP servers. ERP was blatantly everywhere. Finding people whose endgame didn't involve dicking something was like a rare drop in and of itself.
>>336127684
>they
>>336124083
Who the fuck still uses asteriks for emotes when /em is an implemented emote function?
>>336127753
what, it's perfectly usable.
They are shit at roleplay. That person named radah. Who is most likely a sweaty male
>>336127604
Goddamn you are sad as fuck. First complaining about ERP being too prominent where you play and then immediately you're being an obnoxious ERP'er yourself.
You're the problem, you dumb sack of shit.
Does all of /v/ does this fucking nonsense?
I could never pretend to fuck anything in a game, let alone pretend-talk with a neckbeard and celebrate the dellusion with him.
I mean to each their own, I'm just surprised this entire board is into this.
Are you mad of metal, anon?
>>336127846
Not even the guy you replied to you fucking sperg
Proofs the point, though
>>336127604
>make love with you
>in a game
>via text
>>336127614
are you still a desperate virgin loser too
Ask someone who is known for erping anything. Im super bored
>>336127614
It's pretty hot desu, would erp wih
>>336127984
Why would anyone ERP with a dyslexic?
I would be mad at metal if it was me
>>336128010
Yeah, isn't it sad?
I guarantee he thinks he lost he v-card from cybering.
>>336128130
Do you ever start with someone you don't like just to give them the bluest of balls and bail on purpose?
>>336123654
Guild Wars 2 is shit but fuck you just made want to start playing it again
>>336128185
Yes. Im a normie irl. None of my real life friends play WoW anymore
>>336128224
Yeah of course.
>>336127782
>/em
>not /e
>>336128130
Why not do something productive instead, faggot?
the hours and hours and hours people waste with ERP shit could be used to get a job, work, earn some cash and then hire a hooker now and then and actually have real sex, not a perverted chat with other fat neckbeards
>>336128130
how does it feel to be the toilet water of MMOs
>>336128130
did you have some foot fetish erp? how did you do it? did you like it? did you do gay erp?
>>336128327
What if erp is more fun than actual sex?
There is a reason why shit like 50 shades of grey is so popular. Written smut can be quite hot.
>>336128130
Lynya...
>>336128451
>the toilet water of MMOs
>>336128327
>friends and i all eventually left xiv to have real lives, jobs, maybe even play a little friendly gw2
>one friend never moved on
>he just plays xiv every day, his life dedicating to erping and writing smut, with most of his friends gone
>he may never amount to anything, bound to a dying game as every year on his character passes
I'd kinda feel bad... but he chose this life
>>336128327
Yes, you could always be doing something else than what you're currently doing. That's an amazing revelation you've had and it's great you could share that with us today.
I can't find the screenshot but I remember finding a fucking druid who's MRP said that even though they had no combat experience, they could automatically beat ANY melee in a fight because they had magic.
Here's this instead.
>>336128327
Why the fuck would you want to do any of that when you could ERP with a gloriously big cocked futa?
I'm not being ironic. Fuck normie wageslaves like you.
>>336128295
I do attend university. I only do it for fun late at night. That sort of thing.
>>336128451
Shit. I play Runescape too so you know
>>336128453
Never done feet. Its always pretty gay.
>>336128548
Close
>>336128627
>futa
Gay.
>>336128327
how exactly am I supposed to inflate a hooker's belly to size of a beach ball with my cum in real life, money can't buy that
I really dont understand the thrill of ERP
People get hard and masturbate while doing it? You all know theres only men doing it right?
Ita like you are sexting with a sweaty and smelly neckbeard
I'm glad I play a male dwarf. No one will ever solicit me for sordid sexual favors.
>>336128510
>What if erp is more fun than actual sex?
it's not
t. guy who fucked over 50 different hookers
>all these plebs
>>336128721
Less gay than hetero shit.
>one guy and one woman
>50% gay
>one woman and one woman with dick
>25% gay
>>336128812
haha the jokes on you, because of all the dicks i could have picked that would have made me gay, i choose the dick that could never make me gay. It's you guys who are gay, trying to convince me to like gay dicks. I only like straight dicks you homos
>>336128756
>You all know theres only men doing it right?
But that's wrong, Anon.
>>336128789
>>336127604
>This attitude is probably the reason why nobody wants to make love with you, no offense.
ERP isn't 'making love' you disgusting pathetic human waste jesus christ i'm outta here
>>336128856
There's literally nothing wrong with being gay, calm the fuck down
>>336128756
This guy has it kind of right >>336128510
People don't care whos on the other end. Its like not wanting to watch porn cos the cameraman is a neckbeard.
>>336128773
>>336128789
Kek
>got email my account got upgraded to WoD and i got 7 days to play for free
>haven't played since start of Cataclysm
I don't know what to do, i kinda want to try it to see what changed, but nobody that i played with plays anymore, and frankly i don't want to get addicted again.
>>336128327
>then hire a hooker now and then
nigger, wow is cheaper
and good luck trying to find any whore at all out where I live!
>>336128789
>It's a "hurr fucking durr I'm so funny look at me pretend to be a mary sue" mrp.
>>336128773
>Mustache clips through helm
FUCK.
>>336129058
Have you read like even a single post in this thread?
Hmmmm
>>336128773
He looks like a bolder with a beard glued to it
>>336129121
y'know why they call him shaggy...
>>336129121
Found the triggered Mary Sue RPer
>>336127604
...cool mental problems you have there, guy.
>>336128789
>jaina proudmoore is his father
the only erotic thing in this thread
>>336128617
the message i was trying to tell is that if you like me and are horny all the time and sexual stuff has a very high priority in your life, there are more fulfilling ways to please yourself than typing naughty chats on a video game from 2004
no reason to get mad
>>336129245fug you caught me
>>336129217
There's no alternative. If the helmet removed the beard it would be worthless.
>>336129226
Ambusher knows whats up
>>336129310
Maybe you should try to post that again when you've had a while to calm down and you're not shaking with anger?
>>336128789
fuck i miss roleplay on nwn, minus the raised by gods and has a pet dragon
>>336129226
Holy shit
this reminds me of the fucking blood elves in the park
Someone post it
>>336129367
>when 90% of helms removed dwarf beards
life was truly hell
>>336128756
Who gives a shit? It's not about who the person on the other end is. It's about the characters and what they're doing.
Should I be euthanized for getting a boner in this thread?
>>336125496
>Yes I play a courtesan.
>She is not a whore.
>>336128745
you probably cant do that with a hooker but at least you can shove your 4 inch into a real vagina made of flesh
you can also kiss her and touch her tits n stuff its cool
>>336129467
This one?
>>336129417
>>336129481
No. Im sure there are people in this thread who have extreme fetishes and erp can't compare to it.
>>336129583
boring af m8
>>336129226
>No one here gets out alive!
every time
>>336129587
yep
The reaction image really brings it on home
>>336127367
>Currently: Doing things
>Description: Currently: Smoking a Cigar
???
>playing a night elf priest slut which loves to breed with horsecocked draenei
Nature in its purest form
>>336129583
Who the fuck pays actual money for sex. Virgins?
It's not hard to get laid, why would you waste money on a prostitute. Jesus christ.
Once a week I go to goldshire. Just to read the RP profiles.
Femtroll master race
>>336129845
As the saying goes, one way or another, you pay for it.
>>336126141
Well then.
Moon Guard is the best. It's always wonderful when i find ERPers out in the wild so I can get off as they type to each other. Never forget that I am always watching.
That and I'm the guy that multiboxes all those trials and spams Stormwind with /fart emotes. Eight macros set up times 10 accounts...The LULZ.
>>336129098
how about moving to a first world country? you can fuck a 18 yo 10/10 for 30 euro/20 minutes if you want it cheap
>>336129417
Please send help
I took this shot during the final days of MoP.
Enjoy.
>>336129796
>Might as well be reading about myself.
What has my life become?
>>336129448
i am not angry my written english is just complete shit, deal with it
>>336130074
>2800LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS
>>336129969
my nigger
>tfw mating for 80hours
>>336125467
She must love that game
>>336130074
I bet his nickname "the silent" is the same in school
>>336129617
>>336127921
Mmorpg-role playing is in the name you know.
>>336130045
That's pretty shitty erp tbqh
Also, nobody fucks in public anymore. I remember back in wotlk I could sneak to Feralas to watch some night elfs mating but these times are long gone. Now everything happens in /w and /p or worse - the garrison.
>>336130074
>2800lbs
is that with or without the armor and weapon
>>336130393
Does it matter? He's a fat fuck regardless.
>>336130390
>tfw the garrison cant be used as a cover come legion
i wonder what'll happen
>>336130074
big guy
>>336130249
I want to roll a female troll and have the entire MRP description just be
>Female trolls can mate for 80 hours straight
>>336130307
Redpill me on the title of this japanese doodle, hombre.
>>336130074
>ROLEPLAYING STYLE
>HEAVY roleplayer
>2800lbs
What are the odds he is fat irl?
>>336130534
no :)
>>336126141
>>336130307
post more please
>>336126141
>>336130585
My favorite
>tfw no tank to dominate your healer ass and mouth
>>336130576
Come on Morpheus, I want to see things for what they truly are. Chuck that redpill in my gullet and gimme that title!
>>336130534
>>336130583exhentai.org/g/784352/a2118542fa/
>>336130390
Yeah they're trying to avoid a ban with /w and /p. You can still troll them though by using that Curse of Purple Birdman toy or whaever it was called and just sit there staring at them. When you find people out in the world that is.
>>336129845
i am a chubby balding manlet with an ugly face, also i am really shy and social awkward and cant talk to girls who havent been paid to be friendly
maybe i could get some 2/10 bottom of the barrel landwhale but i dont like those. i am already used and addicted to young, petite 10/10 falling on their knees in front of me just because of a few euro bills. great feel desu
if you ate cake once you dont want to go back to eating shit, even if you are starving
>>336122195
Bustin' makes her feel good.
>>336127604
>mfw people think erp is making love
kill yourself
>>336124413
What kind of RP?
I assume GMOD.
So after all this time, WoW is still the RP MMO?
I haven't been able to get into a game since osrs and I've been craving one with a good community.
It's either FF 14 or this.
>>336130798
thanks senpai
>>336130469im not gonna say it
>>336130249
>eyecolor: Burning amber brown
>actually blue
Why?
ayo where the femorcs @
Who wants to fuck me? ;^)
>tfw logging on right now to find a futa draenei
>>336130978
You will bane-post, whethever you like it or not.
The memes must flow.
>>336131086
based, show ass
>>336123545
joke's on you getting exposed only gets me hotter than ever
I wonder how many /wowg/ degenerates found their way here other than me.
I only play female gnomes.
>>336127590
>not reading the character bio or my postbaka
>>336131148
>>336130534
She's retarded and uses sex to cover up for her fuck up.
>>336127921
>all of /v/
>entire board
>/v/ is one thread
>>336131260
>>336131086
>>336131326
I really wish I wasn't attracted to this.
>>336131326
I RECOGNIZE THAT COALBURNER
>>336124658
>good
>rp
Pick one you fedora autist.
Why is male human on female anthro the best?
I want a Panda wife for my human Paladin.
>>336131326
Suddenly I'm not mad about Nostalrius anymore
>>336131260
I played the game for 7 years looking for a gnome girl to have fun with, develop an in-game relationship with and maybe build a shared story with.
All of them are either fucked up cat-ladies who consider themselves asexual or massive deviants into scat, bloodplay and all sorts of other filth.
I just wanted vaginal intercourse in the missionary position.
>>336122195
where's the cock
>>336131550
Fucking disgusting furry
>>336131550
I could never find that full webm
>>336131623
That's right, tell that damn panda-lover what for.
The only right race is the Tauren race.
>>336131742
ellowas.tumblr.com/post/142092182738/april-1st-is-over-so-heres-the-real-thing-my
tfw I used erp as a female dreanei dominatrix. I penetrated/tortured every imaginable combination of race/class/character until I eventually got bored after a few months.
>>336131623
>unironically being bothered by other peoples fetish and kinks
>the pitter-patter of his baby batter
It haunts me to this day
>>336131326
>>336131086
Can I get a side view?
>>336131364
I don't play retail anymore, but here is a pic of me.
>>336131583
That's a shame, I didn't know so many were that degenerate.
>>336131849
Thats the thing though, its not just a fetish or a kink, they act like its a life style, thats the issue
>>336131927
the full blown lifestyle I'll give you, that's obnoxious.
If they just jerk off to anthro pandas I can't be bothered by it
>all these virgins mad they dont get blown every night by cute sluts
lmao @ ur life
>>336131809
Can a human impregnate a Tauren?
>>336131820
That panda makes the same moaning face as that one where Hanzo fucks D VA.
Breddy gud tbqh
post some orc waifus you fucking losers
>erping with other people
Doing it with the NPCs is far more preferable, they don't say retarded shit.
>>336131852
What?
>>336131853
You're so perverted~
>>336132012
In that case agreed, I don't really care what people fap to unless its disgusting shit like ceck
>>336128621
>worgen are ugly
>delete ur character
based Saphire
