invader tears are so tasty
>>336120548
>still got a forked pale tongue
The invader won, I don't see what you're getting at OP
>>336120548
that guy will get softbanned, cool i guess?
disconnect = win for me, i just imagine the host being a salty fat sweaty nerd rushing to pull the plug in panic
>>336120548
>invade as level 20 outside Vordt
>get a group of 4 people all using estoc
>they form a ball of pointy toothpicks
>can't even go near them
>pull several knights on them
>they just stun them to death and i still can't get near them
I'm not even mad, just glad it's over.
why is this allowed again
>>336120838
>>they form a ball of pointy toothpicks
kek
>>336120838
Iron flesh works great against those toothpicks. Assuming they're stupid enough to attack you when it's active.
>>336122256
I don't have that since I just threw this build together in 20 minutes.
Besides, it wouldn't have worked because they were clearly experienced.
>>336120838
I have a webm of a bunch of people rolling invaders to death
But apparently webms over 3 mb cannot be posted
>>336123416
Is it this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf3Wj_d-aOE
>>336124569
yup
>>336120548
Man that's what halberds act like? I know what i'm using when I get the game.
>>336124724
Note that the invader is just delaying his attacks to catch the rolling. Really makes any decent weapon viable.
>>336123416
>>336124569
Oh my this is just too good.
>kill 2 of host's phantoms
>host disconnects
>>336120838
Did you invade "Luigi", "Mario", "Peach" and "Toad"?
If so, that was us.
>>336125093
I once invaded as a mad spirit when the host had none, so my req was only kill one
He summoned two people in panic and another mad spirit invaded
He died and my req was fulfilled
>>336124569
I laughed pretty fucking hard.
>Invade with level-appropriate gear
>End up fighting phantoms with maxed out Estus and end-game equipment
Invasions have never been more shit.
>>336124569
im dying
Was invading on xbone last night in undead settlement, and I spawned in by the worship tree and the host lured me over.
Started to fight, he was using an estoc but whatever, got a hit in on him, I roll away from his next attack and dodge TWO estocs. A buddy wearing the exact same gear set (greirats hat, forget the rest) popped out from somewhere.
I run away to black crystal out, and a blue tries to flank me with another estoc. I ran around the tree like 6 times before I decide to say fuck it and just try to crystal out.
Which one of you fuckers was it.
>>336126178
>Invade someone
>Puss out like a bitch when disadvantaged
Invaders Everyone.
>not rolling towards the invader
>>336126482
>go in and die
>run and have a chance at catching at least one of them alone
>>336127171
Also why it's best to invade as a moundmaker
can leave when you kill the more reckless phantoms
multiple opponents aren't that big of a challenge really
>>336127557
>abusing NPCs
>using estus
>shield
>stamina ring
>pyromancies
Pleb.
>>336127815
>Y-you're not supposed to use tools within your means to win!
>host starts panic rolling all over the place after you kill both of his phantoms
You can practically feel the despair, it's the best.
>>336127948
I bet you wear armor too pleb
I used to hate the fact that you invade people with 2 phantoms until I realized they have 2 phantoms because theyre shit and you usually win despite it. Feels satisfying to win 3v1
>>336128109
I bet you play with your monitor turned on.
>>336128109
>he hasn't beaten the game before even playing it
Geez, /v/, when'd you get so casul
>>336128262
>>336128271
>he thought about dark souls
Fucking scrubs, I was thiking about playing Souls before you even knew you didnt know about playing it you could
>>336128109
lol you probably use your attack buttons and roll don't you?
>>336128410
>he doesnt just uninstall the game immediately after downloading it
Fucking scrub
In the irithyll/anor londo connecting area where fingers invade you, do you still get invaded when dead? I'm like 80% sure I still got invaded when I was unkindled and trying to kill those two fucking spiderdogs
Is the watchdog covenant broken or something? I was at sl 35 and did not upgrade any past +3 and still only got 1 summon in like 5 hours. Should i have not upgraded my estus as well?
>invade in undead settlement
>host has 2 phantoms
>play it safe and force them into a bottleneck in a doorway
>manage to kill both phantoms just in time for a blueberry bastard to come and try to save the host
>this guy knows what he's doing and fight it out with him for a while
>kill him just to see host summoned another phantom
>fight him and kill him quick
>host summons another phantom
>almost get killed but win it
>a second damn blueberry bastard is summoned in
>guy was r1 spamming so he got parried and killed
>host disconnected
Wasn't even mad, i killed six damn phantoms in a row. that host must have been shitting his pants thinking he got invaded by the terminator.
>Putting down my sign at kiln because lots of people summoning and hosting fight clubs there
>Get the occasional gank
>Run up and down the path, getting the occasional hit on the host and phantom
>Slowly but surely their health trickles down
>Kill one phantom, two left and the host
>Red phantom invades
>think "thank fuck"
>Kill remaining two phantoms
>Red backstabs me with hornet ring
>Gets parried by host
If you're reading this, I want you to know I'm still mad.
>>336128851
>all those forked tongues as well as compared to 1 tongue if you had just had it with the host
i definitely consider that a win
>>336128851
I was summoned as a blue in sully, we would wait around at the arena for invaders and faithfuls to farm proofs
Would run off when an invader came then run back when they died, eventually we all started bashing on invadersyeah it's shitty I know, but I needed the rewards
a guy with ornstien's armour and a BKGS invades, laggy as all hell
Takes no damage, still takes him forever to kill us
Karmic, I suppose, but he was still a bastard
>>336127557
>Keeps posting this webm of you killing 1 guy and acting like you can handle ganksquads
>>336129549
the invasion its from is a full 3v1 what they all get the bopping treatment buddy
>>336124569
>Check behind you, friend
>Fuck
I died
man, the tracking on gundyr's is so awesome, underrated weapon/10
>tfw using Dragonslayer's Spear
>tfw charging parry spammers
>tfw that big dick damage from the explosion>tfw one guy actually parries the charge
