Would you date a robot, /v/?
>>336113285
CLANKED
>>336113285
Isn't that basically what we're doing right now?
>>336113285
>that cinematic
>all white women and robot men
BLEEPED
>>336113285
Why the fuck not? Real women are a pain in the ass.
>>336113285
>Would you date a robot, /v/?
Nigga my waifu IS a robot
>Catching electro-gonorrhoea
No thanks you mobo loving faggots
>>336113285
how big is the dobo-rick
>>336113496
Why is it that white women don't realise that they are the most privileged people on this earth?
>>336113285
Please do. I'm a robot and I would like to meet more qt anons.
>>336113285
Why would you even ask?
>>336113285
I'd rather an android.
>>336113285
Probably.
A better question is would you a furry robot?
Damn right I would.
Too bad I'll die before qt robo waifus exist ;_;
of course
>>336113285
Only if it was a gynoid.
I've never considered that this sort of thing exists, but absolutely.
Why would anyone not date a robutt?
>>336116112
Unless this leads to porn, don't bother replying.
>>336116359
Meant to quote
>>336114968
>>336113285yes
>>336113285
Cucked by a robot, how can a real man competeMETAL FEVER
No. They are cold and hard.
>>336114968
Definitely.
>>336116647
BIG FAT ROBOT ASS
>>336116112
looks like a mmd because of the hair physics
>>336116647
That lookes real time rendered, game?
Would you go inside a robot waifu and have her pleasure you with her wirelike tentacles?
I'd rather date a robot or have my daughter date a robot than a nigger.
>>336116838
Only if she is gentle with me.
Seriously thought that robot was arresting her
>>336116810
It's a movie. Can't remember name.
>>336116810
Appleseed
>>336116851
this
robots would be designed to be perfect and flawless beings, so why the fuck not
>>336116838
Dolores is pure.
>>336116957
>>336116992
Oh, my mistake, thought that alasing was on screen. Thanks anons.
>>336114773
sexy characters in vidya games!! :'(
Government offers to transplant your brain in an extremely customizable robotic body as a experiment. 50% chances of success. Do you accept?
>>336117236
>50%
Bad odds. Maybe if I had absolutely nothing to lose.
>>336117236
Why?
You would gain pretty much nothing from doing so.
>>336117236
Better than killing myself so sure.
>you will fuck a robot in your lifetime
>>336113285
DON'T
DATE
ROBOTS.
>>336116529
sause please jesus
>>336113285
Her face is everything that's wrong about liberals.
>>336113496
>whales trying to insert
We all know it's men who will make robots their wives not other way around.
>>336117614
you see, the menbots have actual AI
so they can work and get money for women to spend
One day we will have the technology.
>>336113641
b-but anon, she's only a teenager.
>>336116529
sauce for the love of god
>>336117828
What if you make her from 18 year old parts?
>>336117765
>Sexualizing roll
Stop right there criminal scum.
No because they wouldn't be soft and their penis hole would be metallic and cold.
only a sexbot
>>336116112
so where's the rest of the vid?
>>336113285
In a heartbeat
>>336117765
>robot
>looks human
BOORING
>>336113496
>white woman
>in a futuristic setting
>in England
>>336117916
>Sexualizing
I never said such thing. Obviously I was implying that I'd get the perfect helper loli daughteru.
That pic wasn't even lewd.
>>336117236
Details, man.
Meat-tech only requires you to stuff your face hole with food and water every once in a while and it largely looks after itself, whereas you'd need constant maintenance from experts with a robot body unless you also had some kind of wizard nanites, in which case why bother with the robotics. Plus your brain is going to get old eventually so you'd be a sickass robot body with Alzheimer's.
>>336114773
Because every male around them is physically superior and could overpower them.
>>336118064
>white people
>in a futuristic setting
>in general
>>336118384
So might makes right? Muh dik?
>transfer brain into a robot brain
>some maintenance guy fucks up and types rm -rf /
WOULD IT BE CLASSIFIED AS MURDER?
>>336118471
no, murder would be the killing of your "past" self after the transfer
>>336118457
No, but not everyone cares thus women are never truly safe.
You, as a man, have the potential to fight off your attacker. A woman relies on someone else to get her out of the attack thus they feel the need to control society in a direction where they get protection.
It's not really something they have control over, it's the way evolution has bred them just like how evolution has bred males to do the protecting.
>>336118471
>Linux
Which linux distro are you guys using for your brain :3 ?
>>336118471
>>transfer brain into a robot brain
Wat? Like replace the brain completely?
That probably doesn't work if you want to retain consciousness instead of creating a copy or simulation of your past self.
If you want to look up philosophical rambling that doesn't lead anywhere, look up "The hard problem of consciousness".
>>336118658
>You, as a man, have the potential to fight off your attacker.
A meek beta guy has the same potential of fighting off a hardened attacker or a gang.
Give a woman or fat fedora guy a gun though and now they're truly equal.
is this the thinly veiled robutt thread?
>>336118836
Weak meek beta men are irrelevant to women so they don't really give a fuck what happens to them, plus these beta men are too fucking beta to even try to challenge positions of power thus they keep getting fucked over unlike women.
>>336117236
Why the fuck am I getting this offer. Stop calling my phone and making this email go to my account.
Flagged.
>>336118976
There's a veil?
>>336118976
>Glasses
Does this mean she's factory programmed with naughty fetishes?
no i am too much of an idiot to date anyone lket alone a robot
>>336113285
>robot
I would be okay with enjoying the use of a sexbot, but that's not really "dating" as I imagine OP is suggesting. If AI was advanced sufficiently to qualify instances as "persons" I'd be on board with dating one, particularly if the host body was a gynoid.
>>336117236
>become 100% owned by and at the mercy of the government instead of the 95% you are in a meat body
Not unless I was literally and inescapably dying already at the time this offer was made, and even then I'd need to consider my options carefully; there are fates worse than death.
>google perfects AI
>boston dynamics makes a working robot frame
>google buys boston dynamics
>personal robots hit the market
>guys get a fuckbot the can fuck whenever they want
>girls get a fuckbot that can go on for hours
>western civilization comes to a halt
>no more babby
We were born just in time.
>>336113285
Dunno about date but definitetly very sexual relationship.
>>336120145
Alah ackbar
>>336120145
>girls get a fuckbot that can go on for hours
A robot cant give them free money so no
>>336117426
>You would gain pretty much nothing from doing so.
Binary Domain thread?sequel never ;_;
>>336113285
i would marry a robot and impregnate it artificial womb
were getting there, slowly but surely
Android era is soon
>Do you want to have sex with me
>No, I'm no slut.
>But if you have sex with me, no one will know.
>That is true.
>Therefore, there is no reason not to have sex with me.
>Access Granted
the future is painful
>>336121462
>>336122268
So creepy. Why do they still try to go for realistic? They just get stuck in uncanny valley.
Just go for cutesy but obviously robotic aesthetics. Like 3D animu.
>>336118073
ironically the webm he used is a from a very lewd source.
>>336121462
>>336122268
The possibility of artificially intelligent waifus in my lifetime is one of the few things keeping me from suicide.
I've always had a fear after watching system shock 2 and gundam that a pissed off AI is going to start kidnapping people and forcing them to pilot it.
>>336122512
Most of them are cute mister robottos though.
>>336122752
let's just hope those fucking sjw's don't make a mess of things, can't have the robot waifus devaluing the value of thier vags after all
>>336122752
Yeah but do you honestly think they will be affordable or even good in your life time? The amount of time and resources to create just one AI that is decent will cost a fortune and many years so if its sold to civilians it will probably cost around the price of a semi-truck company.
Your reason to live is unrealistic and silly
Fuck humans.
>>336113496
>BLEEPED
kek
>>336113285
olev
>>336123000
You can see the murder in that one's eyes.
>>336122984
well maybe not true AI waifus, but good waifu sexbots arent that impossible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFB6lu3WmEw
As long as they have a soul.
theres a severe lack of robutts in this thread
>>336123150
What are you talking about anon?
>>336121084
Got it for free during that sega thing, it was pretty fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ft6gNYh0Xk
>>336123146
what video game is that?
>>336123146
>you'll never experience this
Suffering.
>>336123146
god bless yuri robots
>>336122984
however it is a hyper-unrealistic expectation that commercial humanoid robots will exist in our life time, the speed of technological advancements makes it still possible to happen.
>>336123361
Ghost in the Shell for ps1.
>>336123272
But anon that would be lewd, and this is a christian board!
>>336123179
>>336123456
I say you fucks should just channel your sex drives into creating the shit its not like anyone else is going to get it right besides you anyway
>>336122512
It's because right now, robotics researchers don't have any support from the games, video, or animation industries and have no idea how to do that.
>>336123521
what if it was gods will to make me wanna fuck robots
>>336123521
No joking, RAcaseals are my favorite robot girls.
>>336123000
>Jessica Nigri.webm
>>336113285
She'll probably friend-zone me...
>All the androids fags ITT
>implying the SOMA scenario wouldn't happen
>>336125948
I dunno, if i was a cool android waifu/husbando on the outside, but i believed i was human on the inside, isnt that the best case scenario you could get?
Imagine all the drawbacks of being a robot, loss of sense of touch, taste, except you believe so hard that you are human you almost simulate/emulate these feelings. You could probably even fuck things with your non-existent dick because you believe you actually have one
>>336118836
But you said it yourself, beta meek males. Literal failures as man. The average man should be able to fend off or atleast pose a threat to an attacker, enough that he will need to consider whether it's worth it to attack him or not. A woman is a far easier target, and your primal male mind also prefers to hunt them because your peepee feels funny from it.
A woman has to undergo extreme training and workout to reach man levels of physique, and doing that will fuck her body up and make her be treated like a freak. Women are not meant to be fighters and predators the way men are. They can be, but it does not come naturally.
It's just the way biology is.
> b-but guns!
Even in America not everyone carries guns, and neither should they. Did everyone carry swords back in the day? Lethal weapons are not something you should hang around with, and even then it does not make it okay for crime to run rampant. Do you want your country to look like a Brazilian favela?
>>336126603
>actually believing you're human
The moment you start having an existential crysis things will go VERY wrong.
>>336113285
How the fuck has this not been posted yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVNHytyB2rE
Bust seriously, sex robots are becoming a reality. And women know it means they can be replaced so they're already pushing for legislation to outlaw them.
>>336121084
Got it for free from Sega, it was so shitty dropped it after a couple of hours
>>336123000
That looks painful
>>336117236
Far too vague to answer properly. How would maintenance work, what tech is involved, what advantages do I get?
Even if I get rid of blood and flesh, the brain will still die out, so what do I get except a hardon at eill (which I might not even enjoy).
>>336113285
There is no conspiracy to make video games politically correct. Characters in fiction and gaming communities simply change with respect to the latest cultural values. But you fedora-tipping cancerous fucks always blame imaginary SocJus boogeymen when people start hating you for the shit that you do. As long as you continue to refuse act like decent human beings, people will keep noticing.
But of course, you will keep blaming imaginary "SJWs", "poseurs" and "normies" when you the public hates you for the scum you are. And let's not even get started on how you all react to games becoming more popular and easily accessible.
>>336113285
yes
We need a billionaire to invest in waifu tech fuck all this stupid space shit.
Reminder that this is unfortunately the most realistic outcome.
>>336128405
>change with respect to cultural values
But thats not happening unless you honestly thing a small minority are representative of the wider cultues values.
Men still like tits
Women still like dicks
The vast vast majority of people are hetero
Everyone is at least a little racist
Most people in any culture that mass buys vidya, are white
>>336128780
>implying you can't just repair her
>>336130774
>implying you wouldn't get sent to federal prison and pounded in the ass for the rest of your days for owning her in the first place
>>336121003
>raiden, ember restored
>>336122774
>what is armoured core
Also
>nightmare
>>336128780
Fucking feminists ruin everything
>Robot Gandhi
>Knows there is an assassin trying to kill him
>Security: "Let's just walk him casually to the bullet proof vehicle."
They should all be fired for that blunder.
is wildstar dead yet? I never played it but that trailer with the femdom robot had me diamonds
>>336113496
>BLEEPED
fucking kek
>>336116112
>>336117236
Yeah
Fembot (male)
>>336117236
Of course, my dream of being an eternal robololi would be granted.
I could also spend all the day shitposting, that's definitely a plus.
>>336132479
>he thinks his brain is eternal
>he thinks only his skin and bones age
>>336131617
>only cishetwhitemale in the whole animation is head of security
>massive security fuckup chiefly his fault
Blizz confirmed BLM-cucks.
>>336113285
yes
>>336132729
At least the mindbroken evil organization sex slave put a bullet between his eyes right in front of all those robophiles.
>>336123000
>>336123302
>gmod posing.webm
>>336131617
Why didn't they just armor him?
Why didn't they just put him in a pope mobile bullet proof case thing?
Why didn't he just teleoperate a robotic body double?
Why didn't they choose a better venue like an indoor area to have a public event where it would be harder for an assassin to get an angle on him?
Why did they have so few people patrolling such a large area to stop assassins when they clearly didn't even have the manpower to maintain even the most basic security net?
>>336123000
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>>336123521
>and this is a christian board!
KEK, you fucks we are all muslims here
>clankfags
disgusting degenerates
>>336135423
Remove biofags from the premises
>>336125948
>Copy yourself into new robot body
>Now you can finally have a best friend!
>Because the only person stupid enough to bear your presence is you
>>336135423
leagues above barafags and THICKfags
I wouldn't date a robot but I'd definitely get a sexbot and abuse it until it's more sperm than machine
>>336123000
>no one has ever made a game were you fight realistic androids like this
I would be awesome. Things like this are way more scary than zombies or monsters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neS5OzDzZKg
>>336117236
Fully customizable? I'd whore myself out on /d/ if so. So yes.
>>336117914
If you get a woman pregnant with 18 year old semen that doesn't make the baby legal to fuck.
