What did he actually mean by this?
>>336107008
no idea, i don't speak mexican
>>336107008
just a narc looking for a few late night back pats.
>>336107008
Good Nights, apparently, i guess he might just be having a little delayed sadness about Silent Hills getting canceled
>>336107008
It means he's having nachos, that fat fuck.
>>336107008
It means good nachos.
>>336107008
saying good night, and posting a picture of a disturbing thing to imply the opposite of having a "good night".
BUENAS NOCHES MEIN FUHRER
>>336107008
Oh shit
Kojimbo pls
Why is Guillermo del Toro so popular? He just make Pan Labyrinth...
>>336107286
m8, Cronos and The Devil's Backbone are sensational.
>>336107182
yaa yaaa
>>336107286
>what is Pacific Rim
>>336107286
AND MOTHERFUCKING PACIFIC RIM
>>336107361
Shit?
>>336107394
oy m8 you're pulling the last straw
what? you didnt even know paficic rim?
>>336107361
completely average?
>>336107394
>hurrdity durdity only glorious nippon can make giant robots therefore your movie is shit baka gaijin
>>336107361
>>336107371
The most unreal plot-hole filled piece of shit aimed at 12 year olds?
Granted it would be good if I was a fucking child.
But that movie was literally just CGI:the movie and a dumb fucking plot.
So much of it was just stupid.
Your taste in movies is fucking garbage. or you're just a child.
>>336107286
PACIFIC RIM THOUGH, ANON
Also Pan's Labyrinth is fantastic and I hope you aren't trying to imply otherwise
I don't give a shit what /v/ says, I was really looking forward to Silent Hills.
>>336107286
because:
Cronos
Mimic
The Devil's Backbone
Hellboy and its sequel, Hellboy II: The Golden Army.
Blade II
Julia's Eyes (producer)
Puss in Boots (executive producer)
Rise of the Guardians (executive producer)
Mama (executive producer)
The Orphanage (executive producer)
Intro for Treehouse of Horror XXIV
The Book of Life (executive producer)
The Strain
And 3 canned video games
>>336107286
The distinct fantasy designs he uses. See also: Jim Henson.
>>336107286
Hellboy too.
His movies tend to make great use of practical effects and a have very captivating and real looking environments for it despite how fantastical they might be.
he's making silent hills under a different name. seriously, he's been meeting up with Del Toro and Reedus again, it's happening
>>336107361
>Keep punching and using a ship of unnecessary collateral damage proportions to attack the Kaiju
>Robot had an instant kill sword equipped on it the entire time
>>336107486
If you're watching Pacific Rim for story, characters, plot, etc., then that movie is not for you. The movie promised gratuitous amounts of giant robots bashing giant monsters and it delivered on that promise.I really pity the people who can't let go and enjoy something childish and fun every once in awhile.
>>336107628
And like half of his filmography is in the Criterion Collection
>>336107361
really fucking bad is what it is
>>336107628
Is it true he's also directing a live action Madoka Magica movie?
>>336107705
With really good cover artwork, too.
>>336107741
I have a lot of trouble imagining how a live action Madoka would even work
>>336107008
Would you fuck that thing in a life or death situation? Any hole, you just gave keep going for 10 minutes and finish inside her and she'll let you go about.
>you will never watch Madoka with Del Toro
>>336107741
It's been hinted at, but nothing official.
>>336107834
Dirty weeb with shit taste.
Pass
>>336107781
Thank you for reminding me to pick that up
>>336107832
I could've sworn there's already a game like this that exists.
>>336107886
Did I ask for your fucking opinion?
>>336107008
"buenas" means good, like 'bueno'
"noches" is probably nachos.
so hes saying that hes eating good nachos and watching some kind of horror movie based on that pic, i guess
>>336107887
It's his best movie, honestly.
Perlman is hilarious in it.
>>336107834
>>336107865
Maybe he should make it and retcon the bullshit that was the third movie.
>>336107945
S-sorry
>>336107954
Did you take Senor Changs Spanish classes?
You're pretty good.
>>336107945
Ur mum did last night fagget
>>336107705
Michael Bay has as many movies in CC as Del Toro.
>>336107008
sleep
tight
pupper
>>336107834
>Del Toro is a big fan of anime and someone who respects the medium
>He could've made an amazing Ghost in the Shell movie
>Instead we get the guy who directed fucking Snow White and the Hunstman
Fuck Hollywood man.
>>336108157
Cool. The Rock was great anyways, and I enjoyed Pain and Gain.
Kojima was a hack
Silent Hills was a mistake
I'm glad it was cancelled, just make an agreement with Team Silent and release Silent Hill 5, Konami.
>>336108227
if he respects the medium as much as you believe he does then he would have passed on making a live action Ghost in the Shell because it's a fucking terrible idea
>>336108269
Pain & Gain is literally Coen bros tier
horror is never scary.
quit trying.
>>336107628
>Hellboy and its sequel, Hellboy II: The Golden Army.
Hellboy 3 fucking NEVER.
Also,
>tfw he's no longer on Justice League Dark
Why can't we have good things?
>>336108348
ur cool
>>336108295
That's not how it works, they'll make the movie with you or without you. So you either try your damndest to not make a colossal trainwreck because deep down you know that the alternative will be so much worse.
>>336108345
is that good or bad?
>>336107684
>hurr we have a sword we will never use and forget about
>oh look we actually haev a sword we can use
>lmao XD
fucking garbage.
>>336108345
I am aware it's just summertime Fargo
>respects the medium
Nice way to put that he's a fucking weeb.
>>336108506
You say this while you're on an anime imageboard
>>336108580
>le all of 4chan is an anime imageboard
well memed
>>336107675
Kaiju's blood was very toxic, man. It's a plotpoint.
del toro and de la iglesia best hispanic directors
>>336107834
I would rather watch Seikon No Qwasar with him, Madoka is so fucking boring I couldn't even watch more than 3 episodes without falling asleep. I didn't even bother finishing the third episode I just fell asleep halfway through and dropped the show.
>>336107684
I liked the robots and monsters and I liked the cheeseball cliche characters. I like that Charlie Day was in the movie because Of The Bull likes Its Always Sunny. But dude. It fucking tanked. Every fight was all buildup and no pay off. Every single robot other than the Australians and the main characters got a pie in the face about two seconds into the fight. Don't do that. Let them fight. Kill them off if you need your movie to have dramatic tension, but don't build up some awesome multi-robot brawl when you know you can't afford that much action because even tho CGI is easier than models, it still costs a lot more. I feel like if the movie came out twenty years ago it would have twice as many fights but with half the cost. He really goofed. Could have been great, but it was only OKAY.
>>336107832
I get off to the idea of having sex with really ugly things out of sheer desperation or temptation.
>>336108003
Madokami pls go
>>336107834
hooo boy
couldn't have been something better huh?
like elfen lied at least?
fuck. now all his next movies are gonna reek of weeb shit.
>>336107008
"pls if i do this let me make pacific rim two. pls."
Probably something along those lines, my Spanish is a little rusty.
>>336108282
>Konami
>video games
lol;_;
>>336108962
>Elfen Lied
>Any better than Madoka
Are you fucking 12? Do you listen to Creed or some shit?
>>336107008
It means good night
>>336107832
assuming i can keep it up for 10 minutes, i guess its better to do that and hope my dick doesnt fall off than to die
>>336108501
this was explained because you could only use the sword in zero gravity or underwater so the blood wouldn't stick to the blade. the blood was told to be acidic in the first ten minutes
>>336107286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGbU_20InKM
>>336109228
>assuming i can keep it up for 10 minutes
Why wouldn't be able to keep it up for at least 10 minutes? Do you have a hair trigger or something?
>>336108962
>something better
>like elfen lied
Kill yourself.
>>336109102
12 year olds know Creed?
>>336108437
its going to suck either way, so you may as well not attach yourself to the disgrace, because one person is not going to save it. You might be the highlight and the only reason it became worth watching, but can you really live with that stain if you were really a fan?
>>336109369
Creed is entry level as fuck like literally family friendly metal.
>>336107832
>not having a ghost fetish
I would do it for free my nigga.
>>336109339
i was thinking more of a combination of fear/fucking a grotesque monster than premature ejaculation
>>336109493
Is that why he left the Hobbit?
>>336107008
That we should wait for Sony E3
>>336109345
what's wrong with it?
better than madoka. at least it's not pretentious.
>>336107325
they're really not. pant's labyrinth isn't even that great either. labyrinth is much better. barely even any time in the labyrinth!
>>336109309
I remember in my literature 101 class that the professor taught us never to start something off with a definition. Its the oldest, lamest, most tired cliche in writing. Del Toro is a real trail blazer.
>>336107832
>life or death
Absolutely. It'll probably be one of the worst experiences off my life but I ain't dying to some horny ghost. One of the benefits of a sexual organ that responds entirely to stimulus.
>>336108437
than you make it a massive trainwreck
what GiTS is cant fit within a standard hollywood film, it wouldnt work. its just not marketable to the audience they are trying to get
instead you get what the movie is most likely going to be which is some half assed bullshit that is pretending to be the full thing while telling nothing of the original story. literally the only that will come out of this is more people going
LOL ANIME, AMIRIGHT? IM SUCH AN OTAKU
>>336107705
so is this. just saying.
>>336109801
Is there any trailer for it yet? Or anything to judge it on other than Hollywood is making it?
>>336109801
ishii did it.
>>336109665
>at least it's not pretentious
Are you kidding me?
It's a textbook example of a prentious show, trying to disguise its shallow nature with "mature" themes and gore.
It's babby's first edgy anime, and tries so hard that it becomes unintentionally comedic.
>>336107008
Good night. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>336109843
oh god
i've seen this fucking movie
for fucks sake, don't watch this movie
>>336109665
>Elfen Lied
>not pretentious
jesus christ
>>336109960
why anon?
why?
>>336109904
It's still in the planning stages as far as I know, ScoJo was just cast as the lead.
>>336109843
What is that movie?
>>336109989
As a formerfilm studentI can tell you it's one of the most grotesque and pretentious films I've ever seen in my life. And I've seen some fucked up films. There have only been 3 that I have vowed never to watch again and this is one of them.
>>336109904
Im judging it by Hollywood
Remember that Kite movie that Hollywood made like 2 years ago?
Thats right no one does because it was shit. Granted the original Kite is complete shit as well but the fact that they somehow made it worse is a god damned achievment
>>336110083
what are the other two
>>336110083
Can you give some examples to satisfy my curiosity?
>>336109665
>how to give /a/ an aneurysm, the post
Elfen Leid is entry level, edgy with no substance and liked by normies and twelve-year-olds exclusively.
Imagine if someone told you their favourite video game was Skyrim, or Call of Duty. That's what you sound like right now, except edgier.
I played that recently(first time) and it wasn't really scare as it was unnerving. The expectation of something happening is what got me the most, funny thing is I didn't die, I didn't finish it but I didn't die and I played it for like an hour(got stuck in the red hallway for a while).
>>336109904
Do you seriously have any hope for a good live action anime movie after Dragon Ball and Avatar?
>>336110083
why is it "important"?
>>336110138
I was surprised cause thought Kite was a porn hentai like La Blue Girl. I was more surprised by the live action adaptation of La Blue Girl though.
>>336110184
who said favorite? it's like a chuck Palahniuk novel: you know what you're getting, and it does what it does amazingly well.
>>336109740
That is because it is old and cliche. You also should've been taught that cliches are cliche for a reason and they have their uses in anything, even the most tired cliches.
That said, I don't think it was done well in pacific rim.
>>336107060
he said good female nachos
>>336110258
it had those hentai scenes put in to have sales because it was not possible for them to make it without them
>>336110068
>>336110174
You honestly don't want to know, do you?
I'm spoilering them just for other people's sakeThe film opens up on rape. Basically some lady has the world's best vagina and goes around the world getting raped by people. Then the guy has a golden penis. Then she gets raped by a black guy. Then a mexican guy rapes her. Then she is with a bunch of people who keep vomiting and shitting all over the place (which is real, not props or tubes)The other half of the movie is a bunch of stock footage of the uncovering of the Armenian genocide. It's fucking wrong. It's been banned in several countries and I think it's fucking abominable.
>>336110245
No fucking clue. But who knows, I might have shit taste according to you, check my faves.
>>336109665
You're a 16 year old Mexican.
Am I correct?
>>336110372
you just don't understand art anon
>>336110308
Yes, I suppose all of the normies who bought the latest CoD got exactly what they wanted as well.
>>336110436
I'm glad. I don't want to be in the group of people who enjoy that trash.
Christ, I'll take Michael Bay movies over that any day.
>>336109904
Scarlett Johansson is the Major, and the director said something about using some tech to gookify her. Which as I'm sure you can guess is causing a bunch of controversy. Not that I really see it anyway, since Major is pretty Caucasian, but she definitely does not look even a little like ScoJo.
If Casting is anything to go by, it's probably gonna be a bunch of big names to try and interest normies who know and care nothing about GOTS. Really doesn't give the impression to me they'll get people right for the role.
>>336110372
>golden penis
Is it a comedy? Cause I'm laughing.
>>336108502
Pain and Gain didn't even have even a little intelligence or dignity like Fargo.
With Fargo you were treated to the juxtaposition of ultra violent crime taking place in an extremely innocent setting. Also the characters and their dialogue were actually well written and believable (also well acted). P&G is not comparable at any level.
>>336110456
so what's the problem?
leave us the fuck alone. go watch "Monster" or whatever garbage you consider "good".
>>336110372
That sounds like some Serbian Film or Human Centipede 2 tier try hard bullshit, but somehow worse what with the actual shitting and vomiting all over the place.
>>336110508
Hollywood takes absolutely no chances when it comes to adaptations. Unless there's guaranteed money behind it, they will fuck the corpse until even hell doesn't want it anymore.
>>336110508
>Scarlett Johansson is the Major
As someone who only knows her from capeshit has she EVER acted well in a movie or is it just her Black Widow roles she sucks at?
>>336109604
That's the thrill tho.
It's primal as fuck. That should get your rocks off, makes you feel alive. Have you seen this Jap porn where they fuck in a cage with a live lion/tiger?
>>336110372
You do realize that by /v/'s standards that sounds like the greatest goddamn movie on Earth.
>>336110629
>has she EVER acted well
No.
>>336110308
You're right, it is amazing at being unintentionally funny.
>>336110372
so you learned nothing from film school?
and what were the other two movies?
>>336110531
Welcome to entry-level pretension. See also: Jodorowsky.
Advanced pretension is pretending to see soulful art and symbolism in Paul W.S. Anderson movies.
>>336110591
The Monster adaptation is overrated entry-level garbage as well, and yet it's still superior to Elfen Lied.
Have you watched like 10 shows in total?
>>336108786
It was great. With great payoff
You are a stupid
>>336110591
I'm just warning you that you have terrible taste and you're going to force people to call you out on it in every thread you express it in so I suggest you refrain from doing so from now on.
>>336110629
she's just alright at best, that's all I can say about her, she's alright
>>336110629
She was maximum cute in lost in translation but I scarcely remember the film
>>336110689
>Jodorowsky
The guy that did Metabarons and Technopriest comic stuff? Those are some good comics anon.
>>336110760
>terrible taste
literally doesn't change anything. that's why they call it "taste". you might not like the taste of broccoli, but that doesn't make broccoli bad.
Pacific Rim was mediocre as fuck but I guess mechfags rarely get anything pandering to them so they'll eat up anything.
>>336110689
I dont care about art or symbolism but mortal kombat and to a lesser extent event horizon, are my shit.
>>336110531
I genuinely don't know. It was a fucking waste of time and I made a pact with friends to not bring it up anymore.
>>336110664
It's not like it's constant rape or anything like that, it's just long, drawn out, pointless, and gross (real shit and vomit). Supposedly the actress just walked off set one day and told them this was the last thing she'd ever act for and hasn't been seen in public since.
>>336110682
I learned plenty; Mainly that you shouldn't go to art school.
The other two are Crazy Love, and Requiem for a Dream (mainly because it reflects a person in my life who ruined herself)
>>336110689
Hey man, Jodorowsky has some great stuff. Santa Sangre is great.
>>336110759
Nice retort, you fucking cunt.
>>336110629
Under the Skin, but she was playing an emotionless alien who couldn't act like a human.
>>336110607
Indeed, but regardless I just wanted to point out to the guy what I know that gives me no hope for it. To be fair, I've had next to zero hope for adaptions since Astro Boy.
>>336110629
She's okay in romance roles. Her action roles are pretty awful though. I think her looks carry her.
>>336110689
thought you typed paul Thomas Anderson for a second. same thing though. there will be blood was such a pretentious shallow borefest. I actually fell asleep three times throughout.
>>336109904
>Or anything to judge it on
The dragonball Z movie
>>336110327
>they have their uses
Yep. To prop up shit.
>>336110847
You have an opinion that dissents strongly from consensus, by nature it will invite people accusing you of being twelve, edgy or of baiting because of how ridiculous it is.
You can have whatever opinion you want, but some will get you laughed at.
>>336107675
the kaiju bleed fucking acid, better to cave in their brain than to spray ur mecha with that shit
>>336110902
>I think her looks carry her
No shit. Name three big Hollywood actresses that don't use their looks to carry them. You can't. That's literally all hollywood actresses.
>>336110890
Nice reply faggot
>>336108769
nice meme
here's a (you)
>>336110939
>there will be blood was such a pretentious shallow borefest.
get out. It's literally the simplest film and one of the greatest American movies made in the last decade.
>>336111000
>three hollywood actresses
your three zeroes cus CHECK EM
FUCK HOLLYWOOD IT CAN SUCK MY D I C KKKK
>>336111003
You're terrible at this.
>>336111000
All four leads of the Ghostbusters remake
>>336110939
No no, advanced pretension is where they go back to movies everybody considers terrible and pretend they're great.
>>336110847
Backpedaling won't save you.
There's a reason that actual film critics' opinions about film are held in higher regard than those of some random soccer mom who watches capeshit flicks twice a year.
You like Elfen Lied because you're inexperienced when it comes to anime, while those with several hundred shows watched have developed standards, and can properly compare it to everything else.
Please never post again.
>>336111179
Dude's got a point those are some thoroughly un-appealing women
Though we all know they cast fatties and uggos to draw in the fatty and uggo "that could be me" crowd. Also why fatties occasionally win american idol or whatever even when there are more talented competitors.
>>336111217
That is obviously parody.
>>336111236
But with that logic a film critic, whose is a critic of a moving picture medium, can't critique an anime.
How is that fair?
>>336107705
wonder why this isn't in criterion
>>336111000
any older actress like Helen Mirren and Meryl Streep
>>336111106
You're not very good at doing this
>>336107008
Beans & Nachos
>>336111350
>implying you wouldn't fuck Helen Mirren
>>336111290
Melissa McCarthy is really popular for some reason. I honestly don't know why, everyone seems to hate her.
>>336111068
no, that would be this.
YOU get the fuck out.
>>336109257
>liquids don't stick to surfaces in a vacuum
What did he mean by this?
>>336111410
>they cast fatties and uggos to draw in the fatty and uggo "that could be me" crowd.
Fatties and uggos like her, but deep down don't want to admit they only like her because she's the living embodiment (heh) of their aspirations of success and desirability which will never be achieved. Like an inspiration and crushing reminder in one package.
>>336111236
meh, from my experience most critics are bitter jaded cunts, and most of the time they're spoiled and can't appreciate something good when they see it, or see "copycats" in everything, which makes them more harsh on something. pearls before swine.
>>336111350
>not wanting to bang Helen Mirren
>>336111298
It's really not. There are many like it.
Vulgar auteurism is the movement.
>>336111346
Of course they can.
They'll probably know next to nothing about animation or general anime tropes, so their opinion is not that valuable, but they can still review it by film standards.
>>336111561
They're 'jaded' because they've already seen the best things the medium has to offer, and will have to compare new releases to masterpieces for the rest of their life.
>>336110372
You have got to be new here if some crappy art film with shitting and vomiting is so disgusting that you need to hold back from telling people then spoiler it, jesus are you 14?
>>336111617
the problem with that is that critics are meant to tell "the masses", you know, the soccer moms, etc. what they should see. maybe they would like the movie your average critic would deride. happens pretty frequently actually. they don't know/care they're watching pleb trash. that's what they want. so a "professional" critic is essentially worthless.
>>336111695
that's dumb.
ur dumb.
>>336107102
A little? Delayed? He periodically posts updates about what could have been.
>we could have had junji ito
>it would have been so cool
His bromance with Kojima, even if it's manufactured, is really heartwarming though.
>>336111695
>have to compare new releases to masterpieces for the rest of their life.
Not him and while I'm sure that plagues every entertainment reviewer in history I don't give a shit. If I want to kill 90 minutes I'll watch a film, and not every film I watch has to be some genre-beating masterpiece because I don't watch 4 films a week nor have to produce a 1400 word review for each of them. I'm sure if watching films and being snobby about which is better were my job I'd have a hard time watching shitty films, but as things stand it is just a cacophony of whining from some of society's softest and most disposable people.
>>336111824
it's more than that. it's just the overall tone. same with pink flamingoes. it's past the eating dog shit. it's just how..... wrong everything is. not so much morally. it's just gross on a whole nother level.
buenas noches means good night in mexican
that's what he meant famallama
>>336112128
true. and what makes those movies "masterpieces" to begin with? opinions. they might be technically well made, but it's too subjective to even bother saying this or that is "great".
has anyone seen little otik? I think it's a masterpiece, but you're not going to hear any critic praising it. instead they tend to follow eachother like sheep and all praise the same boring shit without question.
>>336108769
>I didn't even bother finishing the third episode
You left at the best moment.
Anyway, you don't lose anything, it's pure edgy melodrama: the anime, I forced myself to watch it because everyone praise it so much and I regret it to this day.
It means good night.
>>336108227
I dint know this.
But i know that director because his wife broke up with him after he cheated on her with kristen stewart
>>336108475
it means good you pleb
>>336112271
>opinions
Well, there are objective qualities to filming techniques like fucking shitty ass shaky-camera fights you get in so many western films to cover up awful action scenes, but at the end of the day you like what you like and little (or likely nothing) will ever change it.
>>336108721
>>336110998
Wait then how'd the guy in the post-credits scene crawl out of the Kaiju?
>>336110998
i thought it was more like cancer inducing rather than acid
>>336113658
he already works with kaiju stuff for other uses as stated in the movie, either he tanked it because his body is used to it, or simply the secondary effects will got him later, after all that scene was meant to be comedic
