ITS TIME ANONS. FOR THE WORLDS MOST CLASSIFIED GAME! WELCOME TO THE DOD SIMULATOR! CREATED USING YOUR TAX DOLLARS THIS BLEEDING EDGE GAME WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO FIGHT ISIS. COME JOIN!
>>336095998
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>336095998
CHECK YOUR EMAIL, SOMETHING STUPID IS PROBABLY IN IT
>>336095998
I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO PROTECT CLASSIFIED DATA SO FILTHY TRAITORS LIKE SNOWDEN CAN'T GET ACCESS TO IT SIR
>>336095998
OH NO! JAMEL MC NIGGER LIPS IS OFFERING US HIS HOT NEW MIX TAPE! WHAT SHOULD WE DO!?
>>336096170
HANG HIM SIR
>>336096170
LISTEN TO IT.KILL ISIS WITH SICK RHYMES
>>336096170
>nigger
Clearly he stole the fucking thing. Report him to higher immediately. Where's my sec poc??? HELP
>>336096170
Remember anons, Chose wisely other wise we can lock our self's out of the BAH Route With Barracks Rat-Chan.
>>336096170
When's that smarmy bitch coming by to try to slip you some vidya?
>>336096279
GENUFLECT
>>336096279
STICK IT IN WITH NO PROTECTION
WE'RE GOING FULL BLACKED
>>336096279
CHECK THE PHONE
MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME FUCKBOY CALLING YOU FOR HELP AS ALWAYS
>>336096279
Home computer, can't count on those work computers for anything
>>336095998
Who DLIFLC here?!
CTO DAY IF YOU GET ALL THE TROPHIES
:^)
BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE THAT CTO DAY
>>336096279
oh shit we fucked up! WHY DID WE TRUST A DARKY! You also tried to use your phone but it had no effect.
>>336096279
MAR IT WITH SANDPAPER AND SMASH IT TO PIECES
>>336096417
fucking rug out from under your feet, man.
PULL YOUR CAC OUT WITHOUT SAVING WHEN YOU HAVE HALF OF THE TROPHIES
IT WILL GLITCH AND LET YOU PRINT A CERTIFICATE
>>336096463
WHY IS THAT AYYLIEN IN THE CROSSHAIR
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>336096463
GOD DAMN IT JAMEL! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR MY NCO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR MIX TAPE!
>>336096463
Is that Anonymous?
Wait, what AFNET allows you to access /v/?
WAIT YOU CAN ACCESS CBT'S ON A HOME NETWORK NOW???
>>336096546
ruin the only copy of your battle-buddy's precious family photos
>>336096415
>>DLIFLC
Fuck you, and fuck everything you stand for. I hope your OPI goes to shit and they roll you back half a year, and then you get sent out as a quad-zip/unrated asshole who has to scrape paint.
>>336096463
FUCK. WE'RE VIRUSED NOW. I BETTER CALL MY FRONT LINE SUPERVISOR TO LET HIM KNOW BUT MY PHONE ISN'T WORKING.
THIS IS HOW ISIS WINS
>>336096463
WOOOOOW
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT
>>336096546
JAMELS MIX TAPE WAS SO FIRE IT CAUSED ALIENS TO APPEAR AND NOW WE HAVE MORE OPTIONS! WHAT DO WE DO!? I'M ONLY AN E1 SO YOU CAN'T BLAME ME IF I FUCK UP!
DO THE SERE TRANING NEXT WITH /v/
>12 years later
>>336096616
Yeah me too, at least then I wont be treated like a child
>>336096648
PUT IT IN STORAGE
>>336096648
>Check phone
C H E C K
P
H
O
N
E
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS THREAD
>>336096648
ALERT THE KKK
>>336096581
>>AFNET
>>336096648
ALERT SECURITY, ITS PROBABLY A BOMB
>>336096648
call the cops
>>336096702
WE TRIED TO SECURE IT BUT THE VIRUS WAS TOO STRONG! NOW WE HAVE MORE CROSS HAIR POINTS! OH SHIT!
muh opsec
>>336096648
CALL THE COPS
FUCKING NIGGER PROBABLY STOLE IT
>>336096727
Hey, I've been out for a while now - it's the only thing I can remember that isn't "air force shit lan that lets you go on 4chan"
>>336096774
NOT MY FAULT IF THEY FUCK UP THAT'S UNFAIR
FUCKING BROKEN MECHANICS
>>336096774
DAMN IT /V/! WE ARE MISSING OUT ON CHEVOS!
>>336096774
>Someone goes through your stuff and runs a malicious CD
>it's your fault
Is this a DSP simulator?
>>336096774
DO THE CROSSHAIR POINTS MEAN WE'RE GOING TO BE ASSASSINATED BY THE CIA
PLEASE ANON I HAVE A FAMILY
>>336096796
>opsec
>unclassified
:^)
>>336096774
HOW CAN CROSSHAIR POINTS BE BAD SAR'NT. THEY MAKE ME A BETTER KILLER RIGHT? I DIDN'T SIGN UP TO BE NO SHIELDFAG, WHEN IS SNIPER SELECTION?
>>336096865
IT'S COOL WE CAN UNLOCK THE TRADING CARDS JUST BY IDLING
>>336096865
BACK TO SQUARE ONE! WHAT DO WE DO NOW!
(PRO TIP PC USE HAS WAIFUS)
>>336096903
>I HAVE A FAMILY
>>336096947
create password
>>336096657
>Crashes halfway through the capture sequence and you have to redo it all over again
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>>336096279
A serious answer here.
There have been several times a non-networked computer system has been infested with a virus because a memory stick or disk was left laying around on company property.
Hackers would throw infected flash drives over fences and people who found them would open them on the network, causing a security breach.
So the right answer is to test it on an non-networked computer and analyze the contents.
This is a serious security risk for among other things nuclear plants and military bases.
>>336096947
PC USE
C
U
S
E
>>336096947
>Use the waifu
NOW
O
W
>Militaryfags
>Caps lock
Everytime.
Also, saged
>>336096947
OH GOD THE VIRUS IS SPREADING, MOON RUNES ARE NOW ON MY PC! WE NEED A NEW SECURE PASSWORD!
>>336097015
thanks for the bump
>>336096684
>>I wont be treated like a child
That is one thing I don't miss about DLI. Monterey was a great town, but everyone was either a drooling retard, a scumfuck, or an overachiever, and the instructors treated everyone like they were about to commit suicide.
>>336096947
PC USE
>>336096976
>shop puts CBT's ahead of actual work
>skate the entire day pretending to do the SERE training
>>336096796
Anyone who uses "OPSEC" is precisely the reason I have no faith in the ability of our country to fight a war in 20-30 years.
An infatuation with bureaucratic terminology over fucking results.
>>336097047
>15 characters
What the fuck?
>>336097047
Password: GOarmystronghooah!!!11
>>336097047
Ki11aLlN1663Rs
>>336096983
Easiest way to break into or damage a secure system is through the idiots that use it on a daily basis.
>>336097047
12345windows
>>336096117
>last year when someone higher up accidentally hit reply all to everyone in the army and then everyone in the army hit replay all to tell them they accidentally hit reply all leaving everyone with literally hundreds of emails of "please remove me from the distribution of your emails"
>>336097168
>Ki11aLlN1663Rs
we are safe!
>>336097047
RANGERSleadtheway!82ndAA!Hooah!
>>336097147
He doesn't plug in a mnemonic phrase with swapped letters as his password.
>>336097248
>somebody email bombed the entire US armed forces
jesus christ
Is your cyber awareness cbt due, nonners?
>>336097340
I wish I was kidding.
>>336097268
OH SHIT! I FUCKED UP AND CRASHED! WE ARE NOW ON HOW TO USE A PC! READ OVER THESE FINE TIPS ANONS!
>>336097268
> 14 letters
> No special characters
> Still rated as strong
This is why we will lose the impending war against china
>>336097216
social engineering and hacking in a nutshell
>>336097340
I had like 400 emails that said please remove me from the distribution.
It was hilarious.
>>336097057
Arabic is one shit language so far
What the hell? This game looks awful. It's like I'm actually at work, except the UI looks better.
>>336097407
>don't play games
Sounds like /v/ alright
>>336097147
Our systems required 18 character passwords that could not match the previous four passwords used, and had to be reset every sixty days, because the guy running IT was a fucking asshole. No other reason but sheer bullshit masked as security protocol. The CO signed off on it as well, because IT claimed it was due to a "heightened security posture from Chinese and Middle Eastern hackers."
Which technically wasn't wrong, but still.
>>336097407
MY FUCK UP WAS NOT A MISTAKE! FOR WE HAVE COME TO THE LAND OF WAIFUS! CHING CHONG OVER HERE WANTS US TO GO TO HER WEBSITE! WHAT CAN GO WRONG!?
>>336097407
>Don't view pornography
HA!GOOD ONE
So happy that I don't have to worry about these stupidass online courses now that I have my DD214
>>336097407
> No games
Are they still using PS3s in the army? I heard about the supercomputer thing but I wasn't aware they were used in every level
>>336097407
>don't view or download pornography
FUCK.
EVERYTHING IS RUINED.
I'M SORRY SERGEANT, IF ONLY I DID THIS TRAINING BLOCK EARLIER
>>336097510
WAIFU
A
I
F
U
>>336097510
YOU WOULDN'T TELL HER NO. RIGHT ANON! SHE OPENED HER SOUL TO YOU! PLUS SHE IS NON ENLISTED SO YOU CAN HIT THAT.
>>336097510
> They use chinese and niggers to be the enemies of AMERICA
Which route has the qt3.1416 towelhead that hands you a booby trap?
>>336097504
Holy shit, at that point I'd have a password aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa or 111111111111111111 just to spite the fucker
>>336097480
>>Arabic
I had Korean. You get no sympathy from me.
>>336097604
I can't right now, but can she leave the CD in case I'm interested later?
>>336097604
>downloading music programs
>not pirating
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>336097667
Shit bruh and I thought I had it bad.
>>336097604
>buying music
>>336097604
It's a low side machine, do whatever the fuck you want with it! It's not like there would EVER be Secret data on an Unclass machine ;)
>>336097697
>>336097683
IT SEEMS BEING A MASSIVE PUSSY HAS UNLOCKED SHIELD POINTS! GOOD JOB BOOTS! DON'T FALL FOR THE SQUINT EYES TRICKS!
>>336097815
WHO YOU CALLIN' A BOOT YOU FUCKING POGUE?
>>336097815
Fuck but we missed out on that easy pussy. Is "pulling strange" the next block of instruction, top?
>>336097815
>BEING A MASSIVE PUSSY
YOU SAYING I LIKE DUDES?
>>336097815
WHILE WE HAVE AVOIDED HER CHARM UNTIL NOW SHE IS BRINGING OUT THE BIG GUNS! MARK A "PROGRAMMER" HAS A NEW GAME SHE IS ASKING YOU TO DOWNLOAD! WHAT DO WE DO!?
>>336097904
>Games
>on /v/
>>336097904
I'll do it if she sucks my dick first while I do my sharp training
>>336097904
MARK IS A CASUAL
DO NOT WANT
>>336097904
Do we really trust those soulless slant-eyes? Look at her drooping face. She's a spy.
>>336097904
>Playing games
Tell her to get the fuck out
>>336095998
I have to do this shit all the time it feels like.
Also having you retards in the military makes me feel all warm and fuzzy,
>>336097504
Where I work, it's 14 characters, reset every 30 days, and you can't match the last 8 passwords you used. Gotta have at least one uppercase, lowercase, number, and special character. That's pretty standard for DoD.
>>336097904
YOU BOOTS ARE ON A FUCKING ROLL. REMEMBERING YOUR TIME ON /V/ YOU PROMPTLY TELL HER TO GO BACK TO RICE LAND!
>>336098060
The struggle is real.
>>336098123
WE NOW UNLOCKED SWEET CHEVOS AND MADE HER LEAVE! GOOD JOB /V/!
>>336098224
>achievement trophy
>>336098224
A GOOD WHITE MAN WITH A GOOD WHITE NAME OF KEVEN IS CALLING US ASKING ABOUT INFORMATION FROM AN UNAVAILABLE NUMBER. THIS LOOKS LEGIT!
>>336098224
JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
HA
HA HA
;_;
What in the everliving fuck is going on in this thread?
>>336098224
Is it sex? If not fuck that let's go get drunk and drive in an irresponsible manner while feeling down about ourselves without a battle buddy.
who whiteman afb here
>>336098343
ASK FOR IDENTITY
>>336098343
>Male
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
Tell him to call back when he's (male) instead. Or ignore.
>>336098430
JESUS ANON YOU ARE HIGH SPEED. YOU DID NOT LET ISIS RECRUITMENT TRICK YOU!
>>336097462
and like 50 that said "STOP HITTING REPLY ALL"
>>336098343
ignore, his real name is probably muhammad al bushard or something
>>336098517
THIS GUY WON'T GIVE UP! BUT WE WON'T EITHER! ITS TIME FOR ALL MY TRAINING TO KICK IN!
>>336095998
Every six months.
every fucking six months my chief stands in front of my division and tells us we have to do this NKO before we leave for the day and guess fuckign what. this is in the middle of a giant server move so there is only ONE fucking computer and these faggot fucking officers think they're shit is more important than us leaving for the day.
Every fucking time.
I still haven't done mine. Shit was due on friday.
tfw only six months of being a wagecuck for the navy and i can go to school for free because of muh GI bill :^)
>>336095998
Someone has to do their cyber awareness training
>>336098604
WE DECRIED TO HANG UP ON THE PHONE BOMBER AND NOW WE ARE CHECKEN OUR EMAIL!
>>336098517
Probably wasn't even white.
>>336098709
>Just agree to the ToS bro
Fuck that
>>336098709
They forgot to specify to not send porn. You know what to do.
>>336098709
Click accept without reading, it's what I always do.
>>336098709
>do not send inspirational stories
Fuck that how else will I motivate my Joe's to get up at 0400 to be on time for the 0415 pt formation to be on time for the 0430 pt formation to be on time for the 0445 pt formation to be on time for the
>>336098709
>no jokes
>no inspirational stories
What the fuck kinda organisation is this, let's brighten the day of all our co workers with our humour and wit!
>>336098709
OH BOY I HOPE MY OVERWATCH BETA INVITE CAME IN!
>>336098929
>group deal on passcard
OPEN THAT SHIT UP FAMPAI
>>336098929
CHECK DAT PAYPAD NIGGUH
>>336098929
>FW: FW:
burn it with FIRE
>>336098929
GOD DAMN GIRL IS HOOKING US UP! LOOKS LIKE IRAQ WAS WORTH IT BOYS!
>>336099072
CLICK THAT LINK
FREE SHIT
GIBS ME DAT
>>336098981
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! THERE GOES MY ENTIRE ONLINE BANK ACCOUNT! FUCKING CHERYL!
>>336098929
Fuckin' Cheryl. She sends me that same shit, and nobody ever gets on HER case about it!
>>336099019
OH YAH! I USE THIS SITE TO SEND FEMALE GAME STREAMS MONEY! HELPING WOMAN GET INTO GAMING GOD DAMN I AM SO PROGRESSIVE!
>>336099146
God DAMNIT Cheryl. You know my fucking F-150 is a gas-hog too you fucking succubus bitch. How the fuck do I get back at her?
>>336099146
GODDAMMIT CHERYL ITS A MONEYPIT
JUST LIKE YOUR FILTHY CUNT
>>336099216
i'm also a retarded and forgot to post the picture as well. Fucking Cheryl!
>>336099303
SEEMS LEGIT
>>336099303
MOTHER FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CUNT! DO I WORK AT PORN HUB! WHY IS MY ENTIRE EMAIL JUST VIRUS! WHAT THE FUCK UNCLE SAM!
>>336099303
Oh, that's just Chad and Stacey having a fun time
Ignore
>>336099216
>>336099303
SUMMER SALES ARE COMING UP
GOTTA MAKE SURE MY FINANCES ARE IN ORDER
CLICK THAT SHIT
>>336099383
AT LEAST THIS MAN UNDERSTANDS ME! I SHOULD OPEN HIS LINK!
>>336099504
>Michele
>Working for a woman
fucking dropped
>>336099504
HELL YEAH
WE PMC NOW
>>336099504
But I just got this job yesterday
>>336099504
GOOD NEWS IS WE MOVED FROM FISHING TO WHALING! HA! CLIMBING THAT LADDER!
>>336099601
hol up
what the fuck
>>336099601
FUCK A SURVEY! LETS DELETE IT AND SAY WE NEVER GOT IT!
>>336099601
The DoD just doesn't want me to make over $40k/year. I'll fucking show them. I don't care if it gives me cross hair points!
found it if anyone wants to play
http://iatraining.disa.mil/eta/cyberchallenge/common/build/web_fed.htm?false,false,false,false,false
>>336099687
THEY CAN SPOOF EMAILS NOW YOU KNOW
DON'T OPEN ANYTHING
>>336099687
I don't know man, they get pretty mad if you don't do it.
Who DoD civ here?
>mfw my faith in the gov't was single-handedly destroyed after I got hired and did this shit
>>336099729
fuck off cheryl, I ain't falling for it
>>336099687
>told many times don't open emails because viruses
Don't
>>336099805
Don't worry, everyone else has a government just as bad, or worse.
>>336099729
How many viruses did I just get by opening this?
>>336099869
as many marijuanas as you can smoke in one sitting
>>336099687
GOD DAMN WE ARE MASTER HACKERS AND ANTI HACKED THEM! WAY TO GO!
I'm around level 22, and I'm progressing through the game nicely. Is there any way to get more random heroes / random team-ups? Team up heroes are very cool and I see a lot of unique ones around, but I don't really know how to get more. I really want Beta Ray Bill or Agent Venom.
>>336099949
>spear pissing attempt
Who the fuck writes this???
>>336099949
Holy fuck this really is DSP sim.
How the fuck were you supposed to know that?
Fucking artificial difficulty trial-and-error bullshit.
>>336099805
Reporting in, senpai. Contractor. I had pretty much the same reaction after seeing the codebase I had to maintain.
>mfw reading customer requirements
>>336099949
>don't click attachment
>fired a week later for not completing survey
What the fuck, is this actually a thing?
>>336099687
>refusing to open that email
What are you, a commie?
>>336099949
GOOD JOB SOLDIER. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A FILTHY PINKO RED WORKING ON THE INSIDE WILL TRY TO GAIN THE DATA OF LOW LEVEL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES.
>>336099949
OH SHIT! SOME ONE WAS BANGING ON THE DOOR AND WE FOUND THIS PERSON OUTSIDE! WHAT DO WE DO! SURLY WE CANT TURN DOWN 2 WAIFUS!
>>336100113
>survey
>mandatory
You think anyone actually gives a damn what we think?
>>336100218
Gas her.
>>336098536
>>336097248
>>336097462
Not in the U.S but the same shit happens in my service too. Near monthly too. After the 2nd time like a year ago it sort of became a meme. People literally started to ask everyone dumb shit like "What's everyone's spirit animal?" and people fucking replied, the memeing fucks.
Had a good laugh though but i'm almost certain people got punished for it.
>>336100218
Do what you gotta do for the booty!
>>336097057
as someone who had to go to goodfellow for tech school, fuck all linguists. i swear to god if i hear one more "ONE TIME AT DLI" story i will fucking shoot myself
TODAY WE LEARNED HOW TO BE IT FOR THE DOD
1) NEVER ACCEPT ANY DIGITAL MEDIA FROM ANYONE, AT ALL
2) DONT GO TO ANY WEBSITES OR INSTALL ANY SOFTWARE ANYONE TELLS YOU TO
3) DELETE ALL EMAILS, ANY OR ALL OF THEM COULD BE SCAMS
CONGRATS YOU ARE USING THE COMPUTER
>>336100287
CHECK PHONE
H
E
C
K
P
H
O
N
E
>>336100287
let her in, she seems cool.
>>336100218
WE TRIED TO LET HER IN BUT THE ALIUMS GOT MAD AT US! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
>>336100287
Draw down on them and open fire
Wont catch me sleeping today, OSAMA
>>336100463
OH FUCK! JEFF OUR LEAD SUPERVISOR IS MAD AT US! OUR INCOMPETENCE IS CAUSING THIS THING TO HAPPEN! WE NEED TO STEP UP OUR GAME!
Where is the link to this fucking game?
>>336100559
What the fuck are we being hacked
>r3net
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>336100559
DUDE I'M PRESSING THE FUCKING BUTTONS
>>336100559
Shit looks like we didn't download enough RAM
>>336100559
Nah dude, it says there's zero filtered packets. That means there's nothing bad happening so we can chill out and take it easy. Can we go to lunch early or something? We definitely earned it with that achievement trophy earlier.
>>336100559
OH SHIT MORE WAIFUS! AND THIS ONE WANTS TO TAKE US OUT TO LUNCH! JESUS I NEVER KNEW SERVICE WOULD MAKE ME PULL THIS MUCH TAIL!
(In an unrelated note, how many of you cucks are in maryland?)
>>336100559
>102 packets
>0 bytes filesize
What fucking sorcerous shit does the military truly have?
>>336100747
N I G G E R
I
G
G
E
R
I'm reading this thread and I feel like I was listening to Mister Torgue
>>336100747
WE WUZ
>>336100747
Not stationed, but went to Ft. Meade for MEPS.
>>336100747
Colorado
>>336100747
Slam dunk the basketball-american then go get lunch alone
>>336100814
>>>/reddit/
>>336100747
WE PROMPTLY TURNED DARKLY DOWN FOR LUNCH AND DECIDED TO EAT ALONE IN A CAFE WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS MAN STRUCK UP A CONVERSATION! JESUS FUCKING GAYS ALWAYS TRYING TO HIT ON ME. I'VE ALREADY SEEN 100 DICKS I DON'T NEED TO SEE ANOTHER!
>>336097248
The exact same thing happened in the UK National Health Service once when I was working there, it wasn't the whole thing though just one hospital
It was fucking amazing though, the kind of thing that could only happen from tons of people being retards all at once. It actually brought down the E-mail server.
>>336101084
WHAT DO WE DO!
To the guy asking about the CG in the other thread:
So here's the skinny with the CG.
You get out of Basic as non rated and they stick you wherever, about 40% chance to get a cutter. Make E3 after 6 months, get your name on an A school list. Then wait however long until you go to school. You can Google USCG A school list to see how long the wait is.
Non rate life on a cutter isn't necessarily bad if you're single. I was on a 270' in New England and the schedule was ~60 days out on patrol (10ish days between port calls like Brooklyn and Nova Scotia) and about the same time at home port doing maintenance because its so damn old.
Our schedule underway was 8-3 Monday through Saturday, Sunday off. My duty rotation was about 1 in 5, so one 4 hour watch, 16 hours off not including the aforementioned workday. There were times when watch would line up with the end of my workday and I'd sleep for 12 hours at sea.
In Port was chill, work day 7-1 and duty days like once a week.
>>336101150
Don't give it to him. He looks like the kind of fuckboy who will just fill it up with emojis.
>>336101150
>implying I have a phone
>>336101084
APPREHEND AND ARREST
CLEARLY A SLEEPER AGENT, THE MANS A TICKING TIME BOMB
>>336101150
The man looks like he needs it, just give it to him
>>336101150
Decline
>>336101150
nice try, muhammad.
>>336101150
Let him have it. Damn thing's probably got us locked out and the drives encrypted to make sure everything runs like shit on it.
![2016-05-01_02-28-16[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/243phzD.png "2016-05-01_02-28-16[1].png")
>>336101150
ey man you got any games on your phone?
>>336101150
WE TURNED DOWN THE GAY AND JUST WHEN WE DID GUESS WHO CAME TO VIST....SHE WANTS TO D!
god damn it didn't you do uncle sams opsec yet
>>336096774
>security POC
Was Jamel our Security Person of Color?
>>336101383
GUESS WE'RE HAVING CHINESE FOR LUNCH
>>336099679
its just more fishing, she's pretending to hotlink a job's requirements when you were studying the fuck for it.
>>336101383
HEY MY WAITER IS HERE! WAIT SO IS THE GAY....WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING! WHERE DID MY PHONE JUST FUCKING GO!
>>336101552
yeah, I get that, but why in the everliving fuck is it called whaling?
>>336101586
CHECK PHONE
>>336101586
HOLY SHIT THAT NIGGER JUST STOLE MY PHONE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I TRIED TO LOCK MY SCREEN LIKE TEN TIMES! TO THINK ALL MY TIME IN BOOT CAMP! MAYBE I CAN ABOUT FACE NEAR HIM REALLY HARD!
>>336101710
LOCK THAT SCREEN NIGGA
>>336101710
ignore, its fine
>>336100046
How did you LIVE this far in life?
>>336101608
think of it like "filling out two forms with the same info" so for some reason you wonder why you have to fill it out again
When in doubt OP just call for...
SECURITY!!!!!!!
>>336101710
BODY HIM. GIVE HIM A BLAZING KNUCKLE. FOR UNCLE SAM.
>>336101710
ignore him
the government will give you a new government issued phone
>>336101710
PURSUE
>>336101710
HOW THE FUCK WILL YOU CALL SECURITY
BUT CALL SECURITY
MAYBE PEOPLE WILL SHOOT HIM
EXCITEMENT
>>336101710
DO NOT PERSUE LUIBU
>>336101710
KILL THAT NIGGA
>>336101773
>>336101749
YOU DECIDE TO DO WHAT MOST ENLISTED MEMBERS DO BEST AND IGNORE THE SITUATION. THIS OF COURSE WAS WRONG.
>>336101608
Because every tiny variation in technique needs its own goddamn name, anon! There's also vishing, bluesnarfing, bluejacking, shoulder-surfing, tailgating, dumpster-diving, sidejacking, spearfishing, and more.
There's a board for this
>>336101950
>THIS OF COURSE WAS WRONG.
HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
>>336101950
FUCK OFF SIR. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I'M SPENDING ANOTHER 8 HOURS FILLING OUT REPORTS OVER SOME NIGSHIT STEALING A FUCKING GOVT DEVICE.
I DIDN'T SIGN NO GODDAMN HAND RECEIPT. NOT MY PROBLEM.
>>336102036
For video games? I don't believe it.
>>336102104
I think he's referring to /qst/, but this is a bit different because this is an actual video game we're playing here.
>>336101221
Thanks anon, appreciate it.
This damn training got such huge negative backlash at my agency that they finally did away with it for this year. Embarrassing waste of money.
>>336102342
>Embarrassing waste of money
That describes a lot of what goes on in the DoD.
Soooo, geimu ovah?
OP was shot by the DoD for being a threat to national security for being so callous with his information. That's what happens when you rack up too many crosshair points.
RIP OP ;_;7
Had to do this when i joined one of the bases in japan for a job, i hope trump becomes president and takes away this useless military out of glorious nippon.
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>CHARLIES IN MY WORKPLACE
WHERES MY M16
