ITT: Bosses women will never understand
STOP
WE'RE GOING TOO FAR
>>336088575
Why not though.
they were fucking
>papa nier on sundays
>>336088575
what was his story?
>it's a /v/ thinks hearnest brotherly love is gay because they're only children episode
>>336088983
Is that what causes this retarded shit? Being an only child?
>>336088983
No one said anything about gay though
The boss is clearly about respect, love and honor
>inb4 Sif
>>336088575
I'd be surprised if there was a boss chicks COULD understand
>mom likes zelda
>too scared to do bosses
>would come get me to do it
>this happens with almost every game in the series
>home for christmas one year
>she got herself a ds and the related games
>makes me beat a boss with shitty touch screen controls
fuck zelda
>>336088575
>this room is our grave but you can take a nap here if you want
Most unnerving line in the history of videogames
>>336088983
I have a brother, and I'm gay, and this "hearnest" shit is gay
>>336088823
Seems the twin princes both gained the Lord of Cinder soul from the king. They refuse to return to their Ashen Throne for they do not want to continue the age of fire and want it do die to end the pain and misery of everyone alive in the world. Lorian also crippled Lothric.
>>336088983
Children episode? What?
>>336088983
If you ever touched your brother or spoke to your brother like Lothric does it's time to speak to a therapist. They even share the same soul. They are literally soul mates.
>>336089349
your homosexuality has probably created a rift between you and your brother 2bh
>>336089316
Nigger you fucked that quote bad.
>This spot marks our grave. But you may rest here too, if you like
>>336089272
>getting cucked by mom
what did he mean by this?
>>336089531
>if you like
I like how they give you the option to chose after killing you.
>>336089360
Actually lothric was born a cripple
Check the robes of prayer set
>>336089805
You can choose.
Turn off the game
Otherwise revive at the bonfire and try again
>>336089885
Lothric was born deformed and sickly as a result of his breeding. Lorian was crippled by Lothric, but was okay with it. Check the descriptions for their boss weapons/spells too.
>>336090159
Ah, was confused because the names were mixed up in the previous comment
>>336089360
It's not really that they wanted the Age of Fire to end, they just didn't care about anything other than one another. So they just ran away but people continued to pursue them. Lorian was born sickly, Lothric was crippled and made mute by Lorian's curse, but he didn't mind it (their soul even states he preferred it that way).
Dancer probably had some of the shittiest luck in DS3, though very little can ever top Artorias and Sif.
>>336088637
>>336089360
this and also incest
did they ever link the fire?
did the whole game starts because they refused to do it so the bell had to bring the old lords back?
>>336091384
they never linked it
>>336091384
They never linked it, which is why they never get the flaming look.
>>336091384
they might have linked it
this fight was hands down the best one as a sorcerer
carthus bloodring saved me so many times
shame so many bosses died to rolling backwards and soul spear
Women will never understand the emotion behind this fight
>>336089360
They seem like nice fellows, why do we kill them?
it's a brothers thing
