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mang0 already bustering hard at eglx
>>336035204
you're not talking about that USA vs The World crew battle, are you?
>>336035204
>he actually thinks mango will ever be good at melee again
he's a meme streamer now brah, time to move on
Who the fuck are these scrubfagnigs on stream?
How old are the Mang0 fans? I'm talking about those that orgasm on Twitch chat when he appears on camera for a split second. Those that feel he does no wrong despite being a shadow of himself for over a year... And of course, the thousands that are actually subscribed to his Twitch channel.
>>336036798
Various ages. He's the most likable smasher by far and the most fun to watch. He's not #1 anymore, that's for sure, but he's still top 5 and always a tournament threat.
Mang0 haters are just usually the types of kids that got picked on in school and wish they had natural charisma.
>>336036798
apparently most of them are like 12-14.
i met some of them are majors and they had like 5 mang0 wristbands and kept saying mangle like every fucking time they recover.
anyone wanna play melee MW here chicago if anyone wants to
>>336035204
>mang0 fans actually started saying he lost on purpose to make leffen look good
kek
first for young silentwolf
>>336037065
>kept saying mangle every fucking time they recover
that absolutely sounds like something they'd say.
>>336037065
This explains everything if true.
>>336037185
>>336036246
I thought buster was an insult
>>336037009
>Mang0 haters are just usually the types of kids that got picked on in school and wish they had natural charisma
>"Tch! You must have got bullied at school!"
That old chestnut
>>336037009
The most personable top player is PPMD, the most likable is probably either him or M2K, or maybe Plup. Mango dickriders are early teenage faggots who like him because "lol he jus doesn't give a fuck u can even tell when he plays xD". Mentality-wise it's the same group of children that used to like Bam Margera.
I can certainly understand liking mango for his gameplay, but if you like his personality or his fuck-awful stream AND you're above the age of 16, that's just plain embarrassing.
anyone else feel like Armada and Hbox isn't that boring now?
both of them were playing pretty aggressive at Summit 2
This is correct, and the reason Hbox isn't listed is because he's boring spic with zero personality.
>>336037520
Alright but believe me when i say pretty much every top player likes mang0, even hbox.
He's a lot more mature, well-spoken and genuine than he used to be. His stream is fine, just wish he actually played Melee more than once a week.
M2k has not been likable at all until recently. He's basically been known for being a douchebag and getting away with much more than he should have because of his autism.
>>336037659
Dumb garbage poster.
>>336037657
yea i actually enjoyed watching that GF
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/uscis-should-recognize-all-esports-legitimate-sports-so-international-players-can-come-us-p1-visas
free the leffeb
>>336037657
i'd prefer leffen vs hbox because the sets are generally shorter.
but the summit match was pretty great.
>>336038065
lel fuck him.
>>336037281
obligatory silent mango rap
Find a flaw.
reminder that you're never going to be good at this game
>>336038703
INDEED
he seriously says that way too much when commentating
Friendlies: the stream
Holy shit that last patch! Nintendo really did a fine job of fixing up some characters lagging behind and nerfing the ones that were stupid good!
Oh whoops, wrong thread. God you melee kids are so pathetic. Still playing a shitty broken "fighter" where 90% of the roster is useless and the other 10% needs to abuse glitches to do anything. No wonder you don't get official patches or support, because even Nintendo knows melee is trash.
>>336039112
it's even worse that this baiter can't even get his facts correct
post melee webms
>>336036798
Like, 12.
>>336038570
Excellent
>>336034795
Aged like milk
>>336039440
I only have this
>>336039112
Here's your (You)
when the fuck are CT actually going to stream something at elgx instead of friendlies
anyone skilled wanna play melee
lemme know
>>336040284
yes
I do
>>336039440
/ssbg/ is dying, if some guy comes around trying to get you to join a tournament hosted by a guy named Chazo then just ignore it.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10014303
>>336040365
u host or me?
>>336040468
you
>>336040531
4cb80485
What's his name again?
>>336040451
>tr4sh
>>336040646
DAJUAN
>>336040646
DI GUAM
>>336038829
You trying to start shit, boy ?
>>336039440
Would you rather fuck PewPew's Asian boipussy, or have bearmode PP slam yours?
>>336040451
wow ssbg is really dying. how the fuck, it's the only relevant nintendo series besides mario
>>336040761
ENERGY
>>336040952
If the Gods were Batman villains, PP would be Hugo Strange.
Ohshiet one of my Ontario buds is playing at EGLX I wonder if he's been on stream.
>>336041267
what's his tag
>>336041267
what's his name
>>336041267
>canadacucks thinking they can smash
>mfw their best player is a YOLO falcon main who got beat my prince abu
>>336040980
Tripfag convinced half the players to move to his Discord, then a majority of those players moved to a different Discord because it wasn't worth putting up with said tripfag.
>>336034795
Worst Smash in the series thread?
>>336040980
It's literally a reddit-tier circlejerk of tr4shfags acting like retards so they'll feel like they matter when they get bitched out by people who aren't autist attention whores.
>>336041318
>>336041351
InfernoJesus. Just checked the bracket and apparently he's in the pool wave that's playing on CT right now, wonder if he'll get on. I think he's started playing Sheik and Marth lately but he used to be a Falco.
>>336036798
mango is a douchebag
>>336041462
Abu is the prime Melee Fluffer, he got more action than most
>>336040451
>not posting the pastebin
http://pastebin.com/2Edttp8U
Also /ssbg/ been dead. Its just a soulless husk of what used to be an already pretty bad general
>>336040646
is this this shittiest forced meme ever?
>>336041968
As far as Melee memes go yeah, I'd say so
lel Juangrybox DeBAIRdma on the mic.
>>336041485
>>336040980
The new /ssbg/ is on Smash 4 /v/eekends
>mfw laffin has been relegated to attending Canuckistan tournies
>>336041910
Is there any general that doesn't get namefags, tripfags and attention whores causing drama?
Hbox with the hard reads when he's not even playing.
>show up to your first tournament
>"i hope i do good"
>"wow i'm going to be on stream"
>"i'm so nervous"
>hbox laughs at you and says you got fucked up
>that falco
Get leffen on commentary please.
His commentary at PAX last year was some of the funniest shit i've ever heard. It's just him insulting the shit out of scrubs.
>>336040980
Ever since Smash 4 released it was already getting bad. It started out like 50% good, 50% self-masterbatory, namedropping, circlejerking, etc
Then of course it gradually got worse and worse, discord was made by some literal who furfag that everyone hates and the shitters in it actively tried to drive new players either away or to the discord. Also was FULL of powertripping autismos like Chazo. If you said anything negative you got banned basically, some guy even got banned for beating chazo in online chess. But then one of the mods nuked the whole thing and Chazo had to make a new one, and the shitters of THAT discord then migrated there.
Chazo is a fucking has-been though its god damn hilarious. His tournaments get no entrants now, he's been trying to start another tourney for almost a month now and the challonge still has like 6 entrants, and they're all the autismos that everyone hates anyway. Plus the last tournament he actually ran had almost no active /ssbg/ members, it was all randos from twitch/reddit.
>>336042303
you mean like m2k, mango, hbox and armada?
>>336042253
>decide to check out the /v/kend threads I see all the time
>circlejerking
>autism beyond belief
>literally trying to make-up rules so they can play team tournaments
>act like a secret club
>they're all shit at the game
>>336042479
I hope this top player bullying shit stops. Its not even funny any more, its one thing to just beat someone straight up, its another to get 8-stocked by a top players joke character on stream.
>>336042552
It's kinda said to hear leffen say all that about himself.
>>336042625
They can attend whatever tournies they want, so no.
>>336042691
its just banter you soft cunt
>>336042305
yea there are a couple
>>336042669
the fuck is this
>>336040531
hey man gotta eat nice playing you
i beat plats and masters on smash ladder and have kicked some high peoples asses.
>>336042818
/v/kend autism
>>336042591
Thanks for the summary. I'm guessing there's no drama in the /v/eekend threads which is why they're so popular.
I tried /ssbg/ but it just seems like people 100% circlejerking and arbitraring rankings. there's maybe one relevant/helpful post per thread.
>>336042669
kinda want to go to these "tournaments" and just get them mad by playing the game without their made up rules
>>336042305
/hbg/ is pretty useful, there's a good amount of shitposting (>cakes, >trannyNAND) but aside from that it's fine
>>336042970
They just report you into the ground.
>>336042305
Katawa Shoujo general is still the best on the site.
>>336042939
Nice peach, I main peach too so I really didnt know who to play becuase I literally dont touch any other character
>>336043048
lol
Hbox is high af
Before and after feeling the bern
>merry o
what a dick hbox
I actually like something about HBox now.
I'm so tired of people saying Marry-O.
>>336042479
>show up to commentate your first tounrament
>"i hope i do good even though english is my second language"
>"wow hbox is going to commentate with me!"
>"i'm so nervous"
>hbox laughs at you and says you pronounce words wrong for an entire set
>people who say Mang0 is a dick for not liking Hbox
Nah, every time I've ever heard this guy speak he's acted like a douche. Fuck Hbox
>>336043103
sorry i took your char i feel bad shes the only one i play to but you were really good with all those other chars so i bet your peach would of been badass
>>336034795
Hey, it's Period!
>>336043495
no problem dude ggs
>>336043287
>>336043442
Stop saying merry-o you fuckers
hbox is such a bad commentator.
i'd rather listen to that fat white nigger with the ponytail
>>336043638
I say neither Mahrio or Merry-o.
I say Scorp.
>>336043760
nah fuck that guy
>>336039810
>typical s2j edgeguard.webm
>>336037281
Washed up and outdated.
Didn't deserve to be at Summit.
>Liquid comeback crumbles
>>336034795
a decade later and still not a serious fighting game
Please reply when hbox leaves the mic
>>336042669
I know, I quit that shit a month ago after the threads weren't even about the game anymore, everyone just posting walls of text of circlejerk.
I did the original image, the Teams one since you can only play FFAs in those tourneys and they got boring as shit, to see how it went, and it was actually great, but that 1v1 image you posted, that's taking it way too far.
>>336043846
Mario is such a fun character. I'm glad people like Mango and PPMD use him sometimes
>>336043916
I guess he's just nota solid player.
>>336043907
who deserved it instead of him then?
>>336044152
Not him but Lucky should have been there.
>>336043268
Pretty sure left is a Photoshop of based sexy Ice.
>>336044120
goddamn it, carlos.
>>336044152
Alex19
>>336044152
Prof Pro
Beating Hbox and showing more recent promise.
Either him or Lucky/Alex19.
>>336044370
Then it's really funny and sad.
https://youtu.be/fktIJHDx6Mw
Who would win in a Smash players MMA tournament with all Gods in attendance?
How does everyone here perform at their locals? Top 3? Bottom 3?
>giver of free money to Armada
>>336044306
Bad results all year except for that tourney he won that was after Summit
>>336044379
>Mango's buttbuddie19 who loses to randoms all the time
>>336044469
lacks results
>>336043268
Left: Kenny Hotz KvS Season one
Right: Kenny Hotz KvS Season 6
>>336043907
>Washed up
>>336044920
Agreed. How about Wizzy? Been pretty good this year
>>336044816
http://oddshot.tv/shot/beyondthesummit-20160425342400
M2K has hidden strength.
EMP GOFFY
I really hope we get to see happy2king this weekend
>>336037520
>m2k is likable
Lol
Maybe from what you see on stream and YouTube videos
>>336045263
Hungry Box broke him at the summit.
But I'll hope with you.
>>336045114
I know he beat Lucky twice this year and gotten top 8 at PAX but what else has he done?
>>336045557
13th at G3 and 9th at Pound. Not amazing, but compared to the people that wasn't at Summit it's really good
>Hungrybox asking some random if his parents are together.
>>336045942
anything goes in the shitter pools commentary
gotta do something to keep it interesting
Are we still in feckin wave 3?
>>336045827
ah pretty good. I guess Wizzy deserved it more then
Hey /v/ Smashers, looking for recommendations on suicide methods, anyone got some easy executions?
>>336043964
>>336046640
Shoot yourself in the head
>>336046640
playing smash 4
>>336046640
airdodge off the stage
>>336046640
jump off the stage
>>336046817
jk
>>336037659
Hbox is still better than that fag nigga PPMD or whatever his name is
all of the five gods except him are bretty bro tier actually
>>336046640
Win against Wobbles
>>336046640
mess up your ledgedash
>>336046640
Playing against Luigis and ever not expecting a misfire.
>>336044306
lucky fucking sucks
>>336046931
PPMD is the broest of smash gods. What the hell are you on?
>>336046935
>>336046640
Clipping through Corneria or Pokemon Stadium is always fun
>>336046935
No, that's if you want to get your wall remodeled.
>>336046931
PPMD have something that Hbox will never have: Yuri Nation.
>>336046935
lol
>>336046640
wavedash back into kill yourself
Who Weston "ballz" Dennis here?
>>336046640
I can't kill myself because if I do it I will fuck someone's day, not even relative or loved one, just someone
>Jump into the subway rails screws over someones trip
>Jump from a building can startle an old lady or whatever
>From a river would scare a hobo if they find me
>Don't have a forest in miles so I can kill myself and get eaten by animals before anyone finds me
>>336047159
yuri is for plebs though
don't associate PPMD with that shit
>>336047264
balding druggie with anorexia arms
Can anyone stop this man?
whos the best melee player /v/?
is it M2K?
also whos the best smash4 player?
is it M2K too?
>>336047451
best melee player is armada
best smash 4 player is zero
>>336047365
Go cuck mango some more please.
>>336047451
>>336047545
This is a melee thread, not a sm4sh thread.
>>336047402
Not with that bulge on his pants.
>>336047402
leffen
This Peach is getting 100% shitfucked up the dickhole.
>>336047614
so who do you think is the best in melee?
>>336047631
Never noticed that. It's understandable I guess
>>336047402
baldness
>yfw hungrybox smokes you out then smokes you in tourney
>>336047570
>mango
disgusting
also it's not like I told lies or something
how does it make you feel that you worship such a person?
6god is really fun to watch
https://vimeo.com/156522032
>>336047780
armada
>>336047703
yea he really did that at BEAST 6 huh?
Are there any Yoshis at EGLX?
>>336048074
i mean he took 1 set from him
>>336048139
yup he did
but did he stop him from winning the tourney?
>>336048138
not any good ones
>>336048223
no, but it showed he has potential to beat him.
leffen was also super rusty at that tournament
>>336042669
The sad part is that it's still better than /ssbg/
Yeah though, all the recent-ish circlejerking/namedropping and teams shit has killed it. Its pretty bad. Everyone there sucks but they all have this cringe-worthy self-masterbatory bullshit where they pat each other on the back after every win and pretend they're actually decent
>>336039112
I never want to see you and your stupid little blue mouse here again.
>>336042963
Yeah theres not really drama but its still kinda bad
>wave 4 more than an hour and a half late
do people still think that Puff/Fox is even?
also why is everyone getting their panties in a bunch over wobbling?
>>336049106
Its in Fox's favor, spacie niggers need to get good and stop complaining about floaties
>>336039112
Stale
>>336049106
6:4 fox/puff anyone who says 7:3 is absurd and never played past pools round 2
me and EE are both banned in clashtournaments chat.........
oh damn.
I forgot about the barrel cannon being an item.
I miss that shit.
Melee had the best items
>>336049325
That Fox didnt tech anything!!!!! thats just dumb
>>336049298
Ive only played in one tournament where pools was actually a thing and it was RR pools
>>336049628
most things around and above regionals levels would use bracket pools for time reasons unless Juggleguy is TO'ing or something
Who here actually mains a top tier Im tired of all these shitty ganon and luigi memers from /v/
>>336049492
He did tho
The 20GX reaction tech chase is just 2good
>>336050067
me, marth main because i realized my fox is total shit
>>336049874
I play Falco
>>336050067
The only top tier is Fox.
>>336050067
I main Marth
Who this lil nigga on stream?
>>336036798
23
It's funny to me watching his life play out in a turtle (fatbox) and the hair scenario. He isn't my favorite player anymore but I do enjoy his existing.
I dont dislike any matchups but still Puff matches can take forever as Dr. Mario......
>>336050386
TIME
OUT
EVERY
PUFF
>>336050484
TOEP?
tfw your wife's son bodies you on stream
Reminder That Hbox is a Douche in Person and Not Our Guy
why is chibo so based
>>336050716
same with esam
no wonder they got along so well
>>336050882
Finally Chibo does something right. Lately on his twitter he just seems like he spouts the stupidest shit just for attention
>>336050882
Touchy Canadacucks.
>>336050882
>seMpai
>>336051042
get fucked, hbox dicksucer
>>336051042
Chibo is from new jersey.
>>336051042
how can one post false flag so hard
>>336050962
>Esam
>Triggered all the autists in the community just by winning a popularity contest
>Glorious Reddit butthurt for days on end
>Was styling hard on Armada's Fox
>Somehow not our guy
Reddit can get out
why are they so perfect together, /v/?
Game was built for casuals and ruined by trendy fgts. This game is the most fun when played with casuals or CPUs.
>>336051652
>implying
Wobbles will always be /v/'s guys
>normal person in a sea of autists
>gets mad at a vidya
>>336051861
>stop playing the game that way!
>>336051652
I was of that mind, unironically, for the first few days, but then MAFIA happened. It's a hilariously effective way to see the personalitty of the people playing. ESAM is a massive attention seeker/egomaniac. Fuck that niggah. HBOX also but on a lower degree
Mango is a dumbass with a hate boner for Hbox, but once in a while he get's the good idea and follow Armada's insight. Armada is a analytical and intelligent man. M2K is confused about a lot of things but if he decided to learn mafia instead of Smash he'd be terryfying.
BRO 1V1 ME I MAIN MARTH BRO YEAH BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO I'M SO GAAAAAAYYYYY
>>336052070
the only people who can't get a read that esam and hbox are obnoxious reddit chads are people who lack the self-awareness to realize it in themselves
here's a list of our guys
m2k
wobbles
axe
ppmd
leffen
chudat
mang0 can be our guy again if he starts playing less shit
>>336052070
>Armada is a analytical and intelligent man
lel I always pictured PP like that but remembering Armada at Mafia, I guess you're not wrong
>>336052678
You realize Mango is up on sets against Armada this year eh?
If you count the Iron Man.
>>336052678
>m2k
>wobbles
>axe
>ppmd
yup
>leffen
>chudat
you're so funny, anon.
What did I miss from EGLX so far? Any oddshots?
>>336052878
mango has a great personality PROVIDED he wins tournaments to back it up
we're in a long drought here. I love him and all but if he keeps talking big and losing he's losing points
>>336052956
Commentators got bodied by a black kid
>>336052878
>If you count the Iron Man.
>this desperate
good example of a mango cocksucker
Is there a tourney going on right now?
>>336052937
I can understand why you don't like leffen I guess, but what the fuck do you have against chudat
he's like the most "our guy" in melee
>>336053116
EGLX
It's in canada so Leffen is in attendance. All gods there but PPMD
>>336052678
m2k, ppmd, and axe are not our guys, they're reddit/twitch's guys. "our guy" means either a player who actually comes here or one who fits the profile for someone who would come here but we can't be certain.
our actual guys:
wobbles (only one who has been confirmed for coming here)
leffen (browses /a/, probably lurks)
plup
westballz
hax
>>336053217
>they have to browse our site to be our guy
nah that's retarded
anybody who isn't a faggot can be our guy if they prove themselves
>>336053345
You're retarded.
"Our guy" literally means "guy who browses 4chan"
>>336053150
He singlehandedly removed PM from CEO.
>>336051816
Is he gonna propose or what
And this is fair game after that parents comment
>>336053345
they don't have to be confirmed for browsing but they should come off as someone who could potentially browse /v/
for example hbox could never in a million fucking years be our guy because he's a literal reddit berncuck but plup is our guy because he's good at the game, isn't an obnoxious faggot, and has very little social media presence
>two Indian commentators talking about POO in LOO
>>336045017
nintendude ice climbers last makes me happy
>>336050882
what was hbox doing?
>>336053669
Hbox browses /mu/ though
>>336053889
y-you too
>>336053852
that doesn't mean shit he self-admits all he does is follow p4k and fantano which even more cements his normie taste
>>336053504
fuck PM
meme game for faggots
>>336039112
try again next thread, sport.
