Pump-a-rum! Pump-a-rum!
>>336032074
I'll pump your rump, alright.
*unzips dick*
>>336032074
thats a qt bird
I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you get what I'm saying
I want to fuck a monster girl.
where's the porn of this thing
What do i give you for me to get summoned as a blue?
>>336032353
Birds don't have vaginas.
>>336032353
subtle
>>336032543
Bird don't have tits either. What's your point?
Anyone have a source on this? It's cropped porn is all i know
>>336032353
>I'd put my penis in her vagina
what did he mean by this
We have this thread every single day but there's no new art.
>>336032074
I'd pump her rump if you know what I mean.
>>336032074
Can't Pump the Rum
>>336032543
Good thing that's some kind of Harpy and not a bird
Not that I wouldn't "put my penis in her cloaca" if given the chance, know what I mean
Any new pump a rums yet?
Where is this bird in DS3?
>>336032353
i know theirs an avelyn type crossbow in DS3 but what do you get if you trade it with the crows?
>>336033063
Titanite scales. It's not worth it at all
>>336033127
Can't you give the slut a blacksmith hammer instead?
I still haven't found this chick. I got onto the roof once and heard her say her line, but she was nowhere to be seen on top or in the nest in the rafters and just said her line at each.
>>336032074
do NOT sexual the picklepee
>>336033534
The crows never show themselves
guys come on, pump the rum, I wanna start drinkin'
>>336032074
Papi wa ______
>>336033543
Do sexual the pump-a-rum
>>336033649
STUPID
BIRBS ARE STUPID
>>336033649
KFC
>>336033649
HAAAPII
>>336032074
So is this the Soulsfags favorite crow now?
Papi and Suu are both shit on their own but are best girls as a duo.
>>336033893
What if... we remove Papi and just fill Suu up to an acceptable size?
>>336032074
>>336032353
I want to see her making music
>>336033763
I still like Ornifex's big fat ass but as far as the invisible trading crows that sound like a kid from Game of Thrones, yes.
lazy japanese games can't even put in a little crow in the nest
fucking hacks
>>336034057
Well, if the crow was put in, at least one person would kill it. At least when it isn't shown, it can't be killed.
>>336034008
>Ornifex's big fat ass
Good taste.
>>336034008
>Try tongue but hole
What did he mean by this?
i'd pump her rum full of cum
>>336034576
nice point
>>336034792
I'd suck your pickle-pee dry
>>336033725
>forgot the mashed potatoes
I'm getting the iron godkiller
>>336032074
Why is he sweating?
>>336033725
JManTime is fucking gold
>>336033278
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Pickle+Pee,+Pump-a-Rum+Crow
Blacksmith Hammer nets you 1 Titanite Scale. Avelyn nets you 3. You can always do both, but scales are so plentiful and so infrequently used that it isn't worth it.
She offers no special dialogue once you turn in every item (tested by dropping one of every item in the game).
>>336033534
There is a trading crow in every Souls game, and they're all invisible.
>>336037660
>and they're all invisible
What did they mean by this?
Were they just lazy the first time and decided not to model it, and then decided it would be "tradition?"
>>336032295
*teleports behind you*
>>336033725
>>336036527
I'm willing to risk a ban just to dump this guys shit
>>336037801
Dunno, man. There are giant crows in DaS2 that take you from one place to another, and drop off one of them there boss type faggots.
Figure it shoulda been easy to crow up the place, but I guess they didn't like that.
>>336036452
You ever wear full plate armor and try to roll around/climb/fight all day? You sweat, son.
>>336032074
>Pump-a-rum
>Sparkly, Snuggly, Dyna and Tillo, and Pump-a-rum will never caw sensually at you
>>336038059
That's some phat neps
>>336033725
I know that this is contentious but I don't like bone in chicken
I had a pic of a girl from Bloodborne in a plague doctor mask showing off herhairy armpits
I can't find it though, anyone know what I'm talking about?
BIRDS ARE NOT IMPORTANT
>>336032353
>>336039217
FUCKING FIGHT ME FAGGOT. BIRDS ARE CUTE AND I WANT TO FUCK ALL OF THEM IN THEIR TIGHT, WET CLOACAE.
>>336039217
YOU aren't important
>>336039217
this
>>336041767
t.a shitty cat
>he has to turn a non-human into a human in order to be attracted to them
Might as well admit that you never liked them to begin with.
>>336042443
>he has to turn an invisible thing visible in order to be attracted to it
What a bunch of fags, am I right?
>>336042743
>He wouldn't fuck the giant crow
>>336042840
im not sure whats going on here and I don't think I want to
ITT: degenerates
>>336042840
There is no way in hell they would ever look like the OP picture even if they had a physical presence.
>>336043131
>Lewd Mirror Knight
But y tho
>>336043357
If you have to ask why you will never understand
>>336043357
Because he's so cute.
>>336039097
I agree with you, it's a pain. I also prefer white meat.
>>336043725
>>336039097
my brothers
Catacombs have been the most fun place to invade yet. Are there other fun places too?
>>336044204
This no pump-a-rum
>>336044332
This no pickle-pee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>336032074
The crows are boys, silly. Cute cute crow boys.
>>336044812
Beat so good it kept looping after I closed its tab.
>>336044812
That voice is so cute and sexy.
>>336044812
holy fuck this is gold
>>336044812
is it one crow or two like DaS2?
>>336045483
one
>>336039097
Boneless buffalo wings and chicken strips do save time. But sometimes a meal should feel like an event with effort, and shit.
>>336044204
We Indiana Jones now.
>>336045171
yeah it's actually better than the original similar to that undertale temmie get money for colege remix
I want to pump Gwyndolins rump
That no pickle-pee...
>>336032074
The fuck is wrong with this bitch? Does she have autism?
>>336043131
>that fucking uncolored tumblr nose
>>336034613
two handing ahead just like a dream
>>336046408
She's a baby bird you retard
![GreatTit002[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ku55JnH.jpg "GreatTit002[1].jpg")
>>336032621
Tits are birds
Uh, what is the crow called?
I wanna look up her porn
>>336039097
Nick?
banti
>>336046476
>Pump-a-rum!
>>336046408
No anon, YOU are the autism
>>336046228
Pump-a-cum!
I want to put my pickle-pee in her pump-a-rum
>>336046228
Dump-a-link
Alright buddy, you can walk away from this in 1 piece. Just put the pump a rum and pickle pee in the bag, got it?
>>336047119
Hey look man, I don't want any trouble.
>the fucking downgrade from all previous versions of Snuggly
Yet another thing DS3 fucked up. All the potential items that could be used to get things don't work and are now useless vendor trash.
>>336047119
crows are so smart, man. how many generations will pass before the world's first crow mugging i wonder
>>336042443
Liking something and wanting to fuck something are two different ballparks hombre.
Can people still invade me in Farron after I killed the witch?
>>336047379
Picklepump vs tonbery.
>>336047379
>HE'S FAST
>>336043714
that one is a she m8, the artist has drawn her vagoo
>>336047356
>yfw crow muggings are common, they just pin it on humans
>sparkly
>snuggly
>smooth and silky
>pickle pee, pump-a-rum
I don't understand this transition
>>336047550
The abyss has corrupted herfor lewd things
Now I want to fuck a bird. New fetish acquired.
>>336047305
>can't even give rubish
>>336038092
>You ever wear full plate armor and try to roll around/climb/fight all day? You sweat, son.
>ywn a thicc knightess who wears a whole bunch of heavy armor but moves acrobatically
>swn be a massive, hot, wet, wobbly sweat bed to fuck after she comes back after a battle
>>336045964
>Boneless buffalo wings
Are literally chicken nuggets.
>>336047119
>>336047532
REAL CROW HOURS
IF U UP U A REAL CROW
>>336047550
>sparkly wants shiny things
>snuggly wants warm things
>silky wants smooth things
>pickle-pee wants...
>>336047957
Wonder how many humans would figure this out.
>>336047957
>>336047957
>>336048092
The crows will take over the world some day.
They're biding their time.
>>336047957
>>336047957
>They're learning about mass
DONT PANIC
>>336048075
pump-a-rum!
>>336048082
NONE CUZ THEY AIN'T REAL CROWS Y'HEARD?
>>336048092
>have a version of this gif that's slightly smaller but with explanatory text
>7mb
Fucking internet I swear, can't do anything right
>>336047874
And? Both are fine.
>>336047957
>>336048269
Saw this documentary the other day. neat stuff
You better give her that pump-a-rum otherwise one day she's just gonna take your pickle-pee whether you want her to or not
>>336048185
>>336047957
Crows are fucking terrifying. They remember faces. They actively enact revenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOkj7lJpeoc
>>336048082
I'd just pour that shit out.
Sick-nasty.
>>336048504
>>336048495
FUCK
>>336047379
H-HAYAII
>>336047957
I am unironcally think this bird is smarter than the average person.
Holy shit what is wrong with you people
>>336048504
>>336048747
You can watch it think. It's horrifying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDmCxUncIyc
>>336048897
>>336048897
>I am unironcally think
You might be onto something
>>336049024
REAL CROW HOURS BITCH NIGGA
>>336046228
Lick-a-clean
>>336037931
*It's an illusion!*
dumb forced meme
>even Dark Souls isn't safe from furshitters
Is nothing sacred?
>>336049246
you're the dumdum
>>336049209
>>336047957
>smarter than the whole sub-saharan population
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYrnNi0n-hk
>>336049152
CAW CAW MOFUGGA
HUNDRED HUNDRED HUNDRED
>>336049457
longer vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZjZQ6KkiUk
>>336049347
Out-fucking-skilled.
>>336032074I came in here for birdtitsI would contribute but i only have sharktits
>>336049769
sharktits are fine too
>>336032910
>he saved a fucking tumblr thumbnail
For what purpose?
>>336049915
Can we not
>>336049884but it's not relevant to the thread
>>336049915
Fuck off, these are one of the worst enemies
>>336049915
I want to boop his snek snoot!
>>336048734
They're learning how to be totally rad too? Should we just give up?
>>336050152
Just wait until a crow hands your ass to you in Dark Souls 4.
>pickle-pee
>>336050262
Crows already handed my ass to me in BB when I underestimated them at the beginning
I understand giving the bird Siegbrew, but what do all the other items have to do with rum or pickles?
/v/ - Birbs
>>336048897
>I am unironcally think this bird is smarter than the average person
You don't know how right you are.
>>336049915
>These fuckers
>The jumping, grab spamming, goat demons
>Input Reader Hodrick
>One Shotter Tsorig
>"Pus of Man" the fucking REEEE black snake things that pop out of Hollows, and keep flailing wildly with literally infinite poise and range, and force you to fucking range them
Just fucking place a Sulyvahn, Gundyr or Watcher instead of each of these enemies. The game would be fucking infinitely easier.
>>336050064
Would they be the worst if they were your bro just being bros?
>>336048359
Yeah but they're not fucking wings.
>>336049915
It's not like a stabbed you in the fucking chest so you would dieYou piece of shit
>>336049915
They're fine as long as it's not two fucking giant ones, one with chain the other with axe. Doesn't help that the Dragon Head/Torso are total fucking garbage in this game.
Also, worst NG+ in the entire series, most boring level design (hope you like roofs and ladders! Also hope you like boring as shit narrow corridors with minor sidesteps!)
>>336050416
I thought they were either "pointy" things for pickle pee and roundish ones for pump a rum.
So far worked nicely, only the bone didn't fit, but then, might've been a gag from DaS1.
>>336049915
>Some asshole invades in dragon area, chases me the whole stage spamming R1 with rapiers and straight swords
>Game won't let me light the next bonfire, try and fight him and fail because lolR1spam
>Run back to pick up my souls
>One of these assholes stands in the way of a platform, refusing to budge, until I get bumped off the platform and lose 1 million souls
I have nothing but hatred for these things now.
>>336050416
I think pickle pee and pump a rum refer to sounds
DONT DROP THAT pump a rum
AYYY DONT DROP THAT pickle pee
Anyone else notice how when you skip through Pickle Pee's dialogue quickly she sounds like Kazooie?
>>336044204
irithyll dungeon is good. easy to set up sneak attacks by hiding in cells and plenty of places to run away to, when fighting a host that has helpers. i've had some of my best invasions there.
>>336039097
I fucking hate chicken on the bone. Give me the breast or fuck off the edge of my dick.
Chicken breast is the absolute perfect cut of meat; plenty of surface area for the fried part, plenty of delicious meat for you to eat, and is filling, unlike chicken on the bone which is part grease packet part cartilage and all shit.
>>336050672
I'd stab his anus.
With my penis.
If you know what I mean.
>>336050918
Why does this post sound so funny
YOU YOU
GIVE ME SOFT
>>336032074
what does the crow say in Japanese? It it vaguely sexual there too?
>>336050416
It's just taken from an old poem and I doubt there's really any rhyme or reason to it.
http://www.poetrybyheart.org.uk/poems/the-ceremonial-band/?mode=primary
>>336051043
If the quest walkthroughs done in the JP version of the game are anything to go by, the characters have the same exact voice lines as ours, but it's subtitled in Japanese
>>336049235
*actually, you were in a genjutsu the whole time*
>>336051043
I'm pretty sure all Souls games only have English VAs
>>336050831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>336051167
That's kinda cool. Is there a reason behind it?
>>336051043
>FromSoft game
>in Japanese
>>336049347
>grabbing an item in dark souls
Crows versus Octopi battle for world domination when?
>>336051104
I don't know why this asshole settled for substandard drums, bass, fifes and trumpets
>>336047835
That's the biggest thing that aggravates me. Rubbish is literally useless now. There's no point in selling it since you only get 1 (one) soul out of it.
>>336051316
>Crows rule the skies, operate on land just fine
>Octopussies can't even leave the water
>Octopussies have to have a brain in each leg because their main brain is literally incapable of operating 8 limbs at once
>>336051484
I miss the cutie crow blacksmith from 2. I'd legit pump her rump as much as she wanted.
>>336051248
They're westaboos
>>336051248
Western-styled fantasy, so they want western actors.
Not a crow but meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2E7akTESzA
>>336050679
Tight spot, fatty?
>>336051697
Ravens = Crows
>>336048318
fuuuuck they're so cute, the only good birds
>>336051547
>mfw I missed her in my first playthrough
No idea how I managed it
>>336051697
Ravens and Crows are both Corvids, dummy
>>336032074
I'd passionately make love to her in the missionary position, and cum deep into her womb to impregnate her, if you catch my drift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifCmvLNQl3s
>>336032074
I'd post that one picture of that guy touching his chin with his hand if I had it saved.
>>336051938
this is a blue board dude
>>336034000
What if we fill papi with suu?
>>336049915whats up with its stomach? ]
>>336051938
No, explain further please.
>>336050448
it's spelled "Birds" you lip plate wielding bix nood
>>336043714
Sorry, but Dancer is better
>>336051938
Ya lost me
>>336050918
That's all well and good but if you prefer boneless wings (aka nuggets) to bone in wings then you are something less than human.
>>336048185
>Mass
>Not volume and water displacement
gb2school.
>>336051743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1I5TPb1LCU
>>336039097
I couldn't eat boned chicken due to braces, so I always ate tenders. Now that they're off I still get tenders since they more convenient to eat.
So where the feathertits at.
>>336052026
It's just chubby. You don't want to rub it?
>Removed Twinblades
But why do?
Bone chicken is disgusting. Enjoy your ligaments and shit.
>>336052292
Fuck you
You're the idiot not me
>>336052420who wouldn't?
>>336052265
Boneless wings are just mini tenders made out of breast meat.
Nuggets are nasty chicken slurry made from scrap meat and skin as a binder.
>>336048075
Musical things.
>>336052439Twinblades were shit.
>>336047057
>>336047074
>>336049196
Love you guys.
I want to cum in her hair.
Alright guys. Lets get some DLC boss wishes.
I hope there's another duo fight, a guy and his waifu, and you have to kill them both, the guy is slow and lumbering until his qt takes too much damage then he gets triggered and goes into second phase.
>>336052439
what?
>>336046228
>those fangs
hhhhhhhng
>>336052554There's more to the image if you're willing to search.
>>336052669
>Putting in the floppy backwards
Triggered
>>336048318
w e b m
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b
m
>>336048318
Those are ravens, bro.
>>336032353
you lost me
>>336052706
I just want the DLC to be about Aldia and the serpents teaming up and you go stomp their shit in so they won't be plotting in the background anymore
>>336052706
That's basically just a slightly different Lothric
>>336052176
I can see herslit
>>336046228
>>336052327
A smile I want to pump my rum with.
>>336049269it's not furry if she's cute
>>336052904
You see, you take the sword
This thread makes me want a good game about birds.
Not cute animu bird girls, but actual birds
>>336053061
Who is this artist?
I want to see the pickle-pee.
I want to cum to the pump-a-rum.
>>336052439
Wait, what?
I'm playing a twinblade character, what are you talking about?
>>336053191
Avian Attorney and Hatoful Boyfriend both already exist.
>>336052961
Oh fuck you're right. I was thinking about the dude in 1 plus the girl with the 4 arms. I can't remember either of their names, but you know.
>>336052439
There are like 2 different twinblades, sellsword and wardens.
