HEY HEY YOU YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
WHO DO YOU CARRY THE TORCH FOR, MY YOUNG MAN?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ANYTHING?
>there are people on neo /v/ that liked Burnout Pardise
>>335998941(You)
>sounds of cars landing in a junkyard
paradise was alright but a step down
burnout 3 was fucking GOAT
I played it for the first time a few weeks ago. It's kinda fun but mostly it makes me wish the old Need for Speed: Most Wanted was on Steam.
is there any way to close down the slow mo crashes?
I literally dropped the game twice after playing so much. Its just too frustrating to race highspeed only to get slowmo scene of you fucking up for 10 seconds
>>336002367
Dont think so. It gets quite annoying when it doesnt work properly and takes longer than it should.
>TFW driving at a high speed in the mountains and you just start drifting everywhere
>>335998845
DO YOU CARRY IT AROUND JUST TO BURN THINGS TO THE GROUND?!
I fucking love Brand New.
>>335997943
STAND AND DELIVER
>Boring Ass Empty Open World: The Game
Even Revenge was better then this turd
FIRE AWAY! FIRE AWAY!
>when you hit big air just before the bass kicks in
WHAT IS IT
ITS IT
I swear I drove 3 times better when Faith No More comes on.
I used to put Girlfriend on repeat when I played Paradise at my friend's house and see how many times we could tolerate it. My record was 6.
Burnout Paradise is the GOAT racing game.
>>336005303
>Burnout Paradise is the GOAT racing game.
t. someone who hasn't played Burnout 3
>>336004654
I actually liked revenge. It was fun rear ending random traffic which somehow turned them into missiles that could take down other racers.
AND I KNOOOOW THAT I NEEEEEDED CHANGES BUT NOOOOOT THIS
>>336006497
I liked Revenge as well but it was defiantly casualized compared to 3. If you wanted your boost you needed to put on your big boy pants and play in oncoming traffic.
>>336002179
nice taste son
>>335997943
shit over rated game, burnout 3 is much better
>>335997943
>Get PC version
>30 minutes of unskippable bullshit cutscene
>Running on a crappy laptop at the time, need to lower some settings
>Cant find the settings menu, feel like a retard having to google it
>Feeling instantly better as there are tons of other asking the same thing
We are the lazy generation
Most underrated song in all of the Burnout games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo1-EjkqMeU
>>336007496
this, 3 was a lot better in gameplay/mechanics/autistic grinding but loading times just made me jump of the balcony after 50 tries of same stunt/race
I loved the game, but paradise city is just comfy as fuck, also 10 times easier (or i suck less in games nowdays)
STAAAAAND AND DELIIVEEER YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE.
