You're looking too skinny, CJ.
>>335982281
you're looking too nigger, easy e
>>335982416
>easy e
Nigga
I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER 9S
>>335982369
>>335982810
the first 3 orders were smoke recapping what CJ,RIDER and Sweet wanted, all smoke got was 2 number 45s and a large soda, so stop this meme
>>335982416
DANGER EAZY E
>>335982281
Thanks nigga.
>>335983161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSC_2MIfWeA
This whole fucking video. Shame every game doesn't get this kind of attention to detail.
>>335985239
And I didn't even post it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuhYVpW7pj0
THE YAY IS LEAVING SAN FIERRO RIGHT?
>>335983161
He ordered a number 9 large, a number 7 and two number 45s.
>>335984826
>taking a long ass order for ballas to catch up
deepest lore
>>335985324
Fuck man I wish I done more fat cj play throughs
>>335985324
>14 fucking minutes of CJs quips
There has to be more
STUDIO GANGSTERS BTFO
was there ever a reason not to max out strength and cardio in this game?
>>335986445
Some Girlfriends prefer less muscle. Helen for example thinks muscles are "gross".
i can't hop fences if i'm fat
yea those fucking negros fighting like cj
>>335982416
DANJAH EASUH EH
>>33598582
>play this on the PS2 years ago while not using cheats
>get fat CJ
>all those lines
>getting that warning that he could get a heart attack and starts breathing heavily
>reach that mission with Woozie where you need to swim
>CJ: "nah bro, I can't swim"
>can't go further in the story unless fit again
>10 years later play the HD version and don't use cheats again
>completely forgot about that mission
>realize I didn't even swim until that point
Next playthrough I will just cheat
>>335986606
>Girlfriends
Fuck that, I just save edited in the unlockables.
>>335982416
SO I DAAAAAASH I DUCKS AND I HIDES BEHIND A TREE
KEEP UP MO FUCKUH
>>335984826
Damn now I feel like playing SA again. Why doesn't Rockstar get celebrities as VAs anymore?
Vice City's cast was legendary.
>>335988929
I just got all the oysters because I don't need to break into the game's files like a turbobusta fool.
>>335988486
All you had to do was dive for 5 real life minutes to get enough lung capacity you dumb nigger.
Jump into the water around San Fierro's airport and that's it.
>He didn't spray all tags, take all photographs and collect every horseshoe to get free weapons
>He didn't get gold on all the pilot lessons to get a Hunter
>He didn't beat all races to get 1 million dollarydoos
>He didn't get gold on all bike tutorials for a free RNG-500
>He didn't get all the oysters to make sex appeal irrelevant
>He didn't beat all 12 ambulance missions to get max health early
>He didn't use the Pilot school's Hunter to beat all 12 missions in Vigilante to get +50% of body armor
>He didn't do 50 taxi fares to give all taxis nitro
>He hasn't done the 3 courier missions to get more assets
>He didn't see The Truth making fun of fat CJ in the jetpack missions
SHEEEIT
>>335985492
yeah but they are on bikes, CJ
They go cross country.
>>335992051
did all this except the last one fuck i need to play as fat CJ
>>335992051
>There will never be another gta with all of the above and more
Why can't R* go big anymore?
>>335985324
hahaha christ
>>335993278
>>335985828
Fat CJ is best CJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuhYVpW7pj0
>>335994897
>playing through as fat cj now
>barely ever does his fat quotes just his normal ones
feelsbad, forgot the hilarious shit you can say to peds though
>>335982281
STANDIN ON THE CORNAH STRAIGHT SLANGIN ROCKS
>>335982281
Busta
>>335992051
Remember when games had extras that actually did something?
>>335991486
>5 minutes
No, it's much more than that. You need more lung capacity than you remember(and I played this 2 months ago). If you are fat CJ you barely can swim, you need to lose weight first.
>>335988486
The funny thing is you don't even have to swim during that mission, you can just climb onto the rocks, kill the guys on one of the boats and go directly to the ship
>>335985324
Holy shit that's hilarious.
>>335982281
You decaffeinated african, i'll send you to the cottonfields again
