Oops! LOL
http://gematsu.com/2016/04/media-create-sales-41816-42416
http://gematsu.com/2016/01/media-create-sales-122115-010316
>SF:0 first week sales: 25,249
>#FE first week sales: 26,340
W-well, I guess no one likes Star Fox anymore, guess you're never getting another game ever again!
nintencucks on suicide watch
>>335976567
>All those #FE posts saying it wasn't getting full sales representations because it was just one store reporting
>'w-wait till media create comes out!'
But anyway jesus christ nintendo.
>>335976630
I'm pretty bummed over it.
>>335976567
oh man so epic! thanks anon for this intense update on these intense console wars! can't wait to see next week's sales numbers
>japanese sales
>sales in general
who the fuck cares
>People honestly believe Star Fox won't sell 500,000+
>shit game bombs
Why is this news?
Was star fox ever actually popular in japan?
>>335976567
>a series unpopular in Japan sells poorly on a DOA console
Uh yeah that was expected.
If only I wasn't so lazy I would start taking screencaps and spam autistic threads once Zero becomes a million seller.
So it's the only game they have to play and they still won't buy it?
>new game in old beloved Nintendo franchise announced
>it's trash
It's amazing. It's like the game is leaping directly into the garbage. Imagine if they announced a fucking F Zero game. Fans would shit their pants in terror.
>ITS STILL KRYSTAL'S FAULT >:(
In any case i hope they are nice enough to give it a sequel, i mean they were retarded enough to green light #FE 2, this deserves another chance, a chance to actually not be delayed/or rushed to hell.
>>335976567
Maybe they will get it right after another 10 years. See you space fox
>>335979162
>retarded enough to green light #FE 2
It's not like Star Fox Zero's concerts and merchandise are making a lot of money anon.
>the game that was made with Otakus in mind sold better in Otakuland than the game that was made with burgerclaps in mind
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
>>335976718
Is that#7?
Starfox has never been popular in Japan
You guys think Star Fox Zero will drop in price super quickly? I want to snatch up a bunch of Wii U games before they're hard to find but don't want to pay $60 for most of them
>>335979520_yes
>>335978826
I think I just shit my pants in terror
>>335978826
All they have to do is make an almost 1:1, HD version with proper controls. Why can't they seem to figure this out?
>>335979580
>Nintendo game
>Dropping in price
>>335978826
It's okay, if they develop another F-Zero it will be outsourced to SEGA again because Nintendo doesn't have any interest and it will actually be fun.
>>335980220
they could change now that they have a new president, that's my hope anyway. If not then I'll just buy used copies when possible
>>335976567
wow anime sold well in a place where anime is rampant
>>335980432
Or you can pirate them. That's what I do
>>335981983
>pirating wii u games
lol
>>335976718
I swear I couldn't stop laughing.
>>335982079
>wasting your money on minigames and sup par games
>people don't like motion controls
>put motion controls in the game
>game s doesn't sell well
It's mystery.
>>335982236
>wasting your time pirating wii u games which will run / look like shit anyway
In the few hours it takes to set all that piracy shit up you could've bought the game and had money left over for porn
>>335980220
If retailers can't get rid of their shipment, sure.
Best Buy was selling Paper Mario Sticker Star for 7.99 at one point.
>>335977932
the pope kisses people's feet? Like, has a bunch of people sit down in chairs for this purpose? Why?
You wouldn't think making a reasonably challenging and entertaining rail-shooter would be very hard, but this IS Nintendo we're talking about here.
>>335979580
It's Star Fox. Hell no. The autistic Nintoddlo market of resellers won't ever allow it to drop below 50, just like every other game.
>>335979580
Tropical freeze is stil $40 at best
>>335976567
Fox McCloud will always live on in our heartsas a Super Smash Bros. character.
>>335982637
It's $20 now.
Star Fox Zero sales
this is it....the end for nintendo. their doom looms.
guess its time to take off my fedora and put on a ponytail. all aboard the Steam train.
>>335983150
I should've expected this but it is genuinely depressing
SF 64 is my favorite game and in most regards, Zero is the return to form I always wanted. I hoped that Platinum might get another crack at it to do some really cool shit with the series
but maybe Star Fox can't exist in today's industry
>>335976567
Well, at least there's a fox in space.
What's even the point of making fun of the Wii U anymore? Everyone's accepted the fact that it's dead and that the NX is on the horizon. Nobody cares if a game sells like shit on it
>>335976567
I got it for free because gamestop powers, and I still would've bought it.
>>335982415
Jesus did it once to the twelve disciples. Washed their feet and used his hair to do it. I think that may be why people always draw him with hippie long hair.
>>335982415
Are you really going to kink shame the Pope, you fucking shitlord?
>>335982415
It's a christian thing. Jesus was said to have washed people's feet to demonstrate humility and a willingness to serve. The pope is emulating that.
>>335976567
>it's just japan sales
>first day sales are always bad
>the controls are fine
>there's plenty of content
>the graphics are good
>it's all platinum's fault
>nintendo is infallible
I was a diehard nintendo dicksucker from birth until Other M and now I can finally see how pathetic I was by watching these lunatics.
>>335984076
Ass blasted Cathocuck. Kek. Don't you have a small child to molest?
>>335984459
I wish Nintendrones like you would quit.
This reverse-shilling is ridiculous.
>>335984639
Shit! How did you know????
I better go suck Reggie's dick in order to bring up my confidence back.
>>335984639
Anime girl with question marks
>>335984639
>so paranoid to defend nintendo with ironic anti ironic double shitposting that you're seeing reverse double agent pseudo posters within every post
Please get help.
>>335984459
>>335984639
>>335982415
It's a Christian thing.
>>335984639
This must be the famous Nintendo shill reverse-psychology posting.
Posing as a Nintendo Defense Enforcer to make people think you are a false flagging Sonyboy is a good plan, but you clearly are a paid Nintendo shill.
>mfw Nintendo will become a 3rd party company within the next 10 years
>>335976567
I guess we won't be seeing Star Fox again for a while.
Sorry, furfags.
>>335984948
>I have a degree in human psychology so let me spout my opinion about things I don't know about
Listen, everyone on this board but me are diehard Nintendo fanboys and I must stop their shilling posthaste.
>>335985274
>yfw Nintendo could pay off their total debts four times over with just their cash on hand
>yfw despite difficulties, Nintendo still pulled a profit in their last fiscal year
Nintendo isn't going anywhere, idiot.
>>335985495
>>335979793
I N N O V A T I O N
They think if they 'innovate' really hard they can force people to like and buy their console. They don't seem to realize that the wii (fit) was a fluke and they shouldn't base their entire game formula off it.
>>335985579
>huuur duuur companies have all of their capital just saved up in a secret vault
>huuuur companies don't invest large sums of it in their new projects
I bet you are one of those people who think the Wii profits are enough to sustain Nintendo for 15 years.
>>335985579
>yfw Nintendo could pay off their total debts four times over with just their cash on hand
That's not how businesses work, anon.
love how 64fags immediately dropped the game tho
>>335976567
Better than W101 by a shitload, and I'm pretty sure /v/ loves that game.
>>335984639
>>335985252
Can't we just say "brand loyalty is faggotry incarnate" and move on with our lives?
>>335985443
You are a literal manchild.
>Wahhh i want it that way or else!!!
>Nope it bombed, so no one can enjoy it
Not even a furry but, kys.
>>335986049
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>335985837
>>335985897
They are still profiting because their cost of their goods isn't ridiculous (unlike Sony's).
And yes, they could, today, pay off their debts with their cash, but it would be stupid because it's financially idiotic (time value of money). Check their financial statements.
>>335986049
>but,
>conjuction comma
>comma after conjuction
>telling someone else to kill himself
Please at least learn English before you try using it, third worlder.
>>335986189
Except Nintendo's profits went down and the PSN made more money than Nintendo as a company during the last financial year.
>>335986308
But Sony is not confined to PSN, is it?
Because in 2015 (the most recent report available) they reported a loss, while Nintendo reported a profit.
Revenues are not profits.
>>335976567
It's not a meme. Once I finally tried the game the gyoscope was really irritating to work with.
And looking at a second screen, Stop the gimmicks.
>>335986115
An obvious person trying to stir shit when this shit thread was already bait. How do you not know what he meant by that?
>>335986259
Oh, i'm, sorry, does, this, make, you mad?
Fucking hell like i have time to sit on my ass all day and check if i didn't accidentally type out a comma.
>3rd worlder
Don't get insecure now.
>>335986493
>2nd screen
Press -
>>335986509
>being this upset about someone correcting your apespeak imitation of English
>it takes all day to make sure you didn't rabidly mash your comma key while trying to formulate sentences
I don't know what to say. You just insulted yourself better than I ever could.
>nobody is allowed, or even capable of holding an honest opinion
>everything is shilling for something
>or false flagging against something
>or some other kind of console warrior incapable of enjoying games anymore
>or is a memer wrapped up in innumerable layers of irony
>or a concern troll
>or just a plain troll
kill /v/
>people bitch about wanting a new starfox that's exactly like old starfox
>nintendo gives them exactly what they asked for
>everyone bitches about how new starfox is too much like old starfox.
It's the wildstar of nintendo games.
>>335986973
>gives them exactly
Kek
>>335987048
They got that monkey paw touch.
>>335986853
You are literally going to leaps and bounds about one error. One comma.
>all day
Implying, I'm doing other things.
there are better /pol/fags than you, you are nothing but a disgrace to the white race if all you is correct people for a little mistake like an autist. Kill yourself.
Let's be honest here
Do you really want a game to bomb because of reasons that are pretty much "because I don't like it, and thus no one should like it"?
>>335976745
>>335976779
>Nintendo getting blown the absolutely fugg out this gen
>all of a sudden /v/ doesn't care about sales
kek
I just got to the mission where you return to Corneria and I'm having a blast so far. Fighting the Attack Carrier or whatever in all-range mode was a little weird at first, but I got the hang of it and it was pretty satisfying.
It's unfortunate that weeb simulator is selling more than it.
>>335987360
Japs aren't known for having good taste
>>335987343
The only time /v/ ever gives a shit about sales is when it's just shitposting.
People on /v/ have always preached that the amount of sales doesn't equal the actual quality of the game.
>>335987439
Hello newfag
Metroid is dead.
Star Fox is dead.
Even Mario is pretty much dead because why would you ever buy a new game with Mario Maker being out.
Zelda has been steadily dying since Wind Waker.
I can't see any hope for the future.
>>335987554
>I can't see any hope for the future.
What about series that aren't those you mentioned?
>>335976567
i think sf0 is a lot of fun
>>335987554
>why would you buy a new mario game
Because mario maker isn't 3d and therefore only satisfies your 2d platformering fix.
>>335987216
>invoking /pol/
>disgrace to the white race
>autist
As much as I love these, they just need a little more spice.
>if all you is correct people
There we go.
>Kill yourself.
Can you not even come up with a different insult after three posts? Is that just the extent of English you know?
Star Fox Zero was great. it's a shame faggots refuse to adapt to a new control scheme and start bitching about it
>>335976567
>an unpopular series in Japan sells a marginal amount of units less than a weeb RPG on an unpopular console
Now THIS is reaching.
>>335987216
Autist
>mario is nothing but rehashes
>zelda has been dead since TP
>DK is barely alive
>wario is just warioware
>punch out is gone forever
>kid icarus is never getting more games
>pokemon is slowly dying
>fire emblem went to shit with FE13
>f-zero is not innovative
>animal crossing had the shit that was amiibo festival
>star fox is gimmicky furryshit
>xenoblade went to shit with X
>nothing else is relevant
It's over bros
Nintendo is ruined
>>335988283
>>nothing else is relevant
>>335983280
Don't worry anon, look forward to the parody which will be everything you want and then some ^_^
>>335986047
Second!
>>335987882
Can you do anything but play armchair detective on a anonymous image board? Makes you seem like a retard, since there is no way you can find out how someone is like in bait threads like these.
But i'll help you, no i'm not mad. I'm sitting here wondering why you're this flustered.
>>335988085
A buzzword. That's cute, I have two anon's going at me for literally nothing. Sorry that i struck a nerve for pointing out a truth.
>>335988283
>nothing else is relevant
>ignoring kirby
>ignoring splatoon
>ignoring mario kart
>>335988595
Stop replying anon
>>335988768
Nah, i wanna have fun with this.
Man, I used to be a nintendo fan but since of late I just cant believe in them anymore.
Now I am a Cruz missile
>>335988595
>I'm not mad
>you are
No one even mentioned anything about that. I'm just helping you learn the language that has enraptured you.
>starting a sentence with a conjuction
>linking two sentences with a comma and no conjuction
>twice
>anon's instead of anons
>misuse of literally
I'm sure there are more in your first run on sentence, but my reply window is covering it up. I'll just believe in you to decipher that part on your own.
>>335988812
>no i want the last word!
I'm hoping the other anons let you have it so you stop shitting up this thread
>>335987626
Advance Wars is dead
F-Zero is dead
EBA/OSU is dead
Pokemon S/M may be good but gen 6 was terrible.
>waifu dating sim with few turn base combat
anime really was a mistake
>>335989041
Holy shit, so I was right. All you do is pick apart sentence like a lunatic. I wonder, if i keep typing this way. That you will keep giving me (You's) so I can keep laughing my ass off at your replies.
Btw, I give no fucks about English when typing online, nothing is on the line. Especially here. But if you were smart you would have noticed, I was baiting you since the second post. I'll keep messing up just to keep your antics up. Let's see how many you get here :^)
How does it feel to be played anon's?
>>335989138
Why did you ignore Kirby?
>>335987554
Mario Maker is missing tons of shit. Plus there always 3D Mario games. Metroid isn't dead, despite what you melodramatic faggots like to claim. Same for Zelda. Nintendo's chances of winning a console gen ever again? Now THOSE are dead.
>>335989123
>implying
Let me have what? what do you honestly think will happen? Calm your ego's.
>>335988410
>>335988615
>>335989459
>MUH KIRBY
The games are fun, but please. They're either rehashy as Mario or too gimmicky to have real substance.
>>335984152
>>335985084
>Pope
>Christian
>>335989430
>>335989123
>>335989041
Flamebaiting is a bannable offense.
Offtopic is a bannable offense.
Nintendo's trending series right now:
>Mario
>Zelda
>Animal Crossing
>Fire Emblem
>Kirby
>Pokemon
>Smash
Lesser but still there series:
>Donkey Kong
>Yoshi
>Star Fox (barley hanging on)
>Metroid (See Starfox)
>Pikmin
anything I missed?
>>335989594
>They're either rehashy as Mario or too gimmicky to have real substance.
Which ones are too gimmicky? The spin offs? And the mainline games do try to switch it up.
>>335989780
Well now it seems like the two are converging.
KIRBY! BUT NOW HE CAN SUCC HUEG STUFF
KIRBY! BUT NOW WITH A ROBOT
>>335989706
Most of you break the rules everyday
Thanks though backseat mod
>>335989594
And yet after all these years Kirby is still here and more relevant than fzero, star fox, DK, kid icarus, wario and even metroid and for some reason you ignored it like a chump.
No Krystal
No sale
>>335987554
>Metroid is dead.
Then why is it getting a new game? And why is the creative head of the Prime series constantly reconfirming they have plans for the next mainline Prime game?
>Star Fox is dead.
How, it just got a new game. Two, actually.
>the rest of that shit
Oh, b8. My mistake, carry one, and enjoy your (You)s
>>335990054
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AND BACK THROUGH THE HOLE YOU CRAWLED THROUGH, SHITFUCKER!!!!!
>>335990162
No need to be rude
>>335976567
Man you #FEfags are really bitter, huh?
>>335989712
if you want to count Mariokart as a separate franchise, then maybe.
Starfox is the good . This isn't with as bad for controls.
>>335984459
I dont care about sales but I believe they are low because of the reviews.
But why hate on the other stuff? Motion controla is something to have patience with. And of course it has lot of content
>>335978826
Now I don't want an F-Zero game anymore.
>>335976567
Maybe if they didn't make it look shitty it would have sold more.
Good job there Nintendo.
And of course they'll say "OH I GUESSU NO ONE WANT DA STAR FOXURU GAMES NO MORE" and justify not making any more Star Fox, just like Federation Force bombing will do for Metroid, and Paper Mario Shit U will do for Paper Mario, so they can tell their fans to fuck off and make more things no-one wanted.
>>335982365
>paying for porn
>being literally too stupid to pirate
>>335988410
In a world where every Nintendo franchise goes to shit, Kirby still gets one good game after the other (excluding gimmick shit like that rainbow thing). How do they do it? Is Kirby next?
>>335980430
Star Fox was "outsourced" to platinum and Nintendo still forced its gimmicks.
>>335976567
even Bullet girls 2 outsold it. lol
>>335991670
They're just fun games and done well. And personally I disagree with that statement as many series are still fun from them IMO (Pikmin, Mario Kart, Splatoon, Wonderful 101, etc).
>>335991670
>(excluding gimmick shit like that rainbow thing).
Was a sequel to the first DS Kirby game Canvas Curse. I guess people would really rather save the big new ideas for new IPs. Worked out better for Splatoon I suppose.
>>335992151
1 game doesn't make a franchise. I'll give you Mario Kart and Pikmin though. They and Kirby are exceptions, the amount of franchises with terrible games in the last few years is huge though.
And Canvas Curse was actually pretty fun and it worked well on DS. Why the fuck would they put the sequel on Wii U? Nintendo is fucking retarded sometimes.
>>335992749
>Why the fuck would they put the sequel on Wii U? Nintendo is fucking retarded sometimes.
I guess HAL really wanted to show off the clay artstyle. That and they were saving both traditional Kirbys for the 3DS.
>>335992749
>They and Kirby are exceptions, the amount of franchises with terrible games in the last few years is huge though.
Tropical Freeze was pretty cool (pun intended) and Yoshi's Woolly World was the best Yoshi game since Yoshi's Island. Plus Captain Toad was nice for its price point.
I do understand Amiibo Festival and Ultra Smash were very weak though last year. The Wii U's lack of sales causing them to panic and rush some stuff is bad. What do you feel is terrible?
a video game can have community of players that love its games and love to discuss about it, but if a bunch of casual consumers dont buy it, /v/ will dance in joy over its lack of sales like it represents a sort of victory.
how horrible.
when was the last time some of you guys in this pathetic board actually analyzed or enjoyed gameplay elements in videogames instead of thinking of how much copies it sold?
>>335993096
>Yoshi's Woolly World was the best Yoshi game since Yoshi's Island
It was shit though. I don't get how you can make a platformer this boring, even if you put a focus on secrets and riddles. It's outright tedious.
Isn't #FE multiplat?
>>335993232
It had some clever level design, and I played it with the mindset of Epic Yarn, to be a game to chill in, besides going for 100%. The level design is definitely a huge step up over Yoshi's Story, DS, New Island and Epic Yarn. Fair enough if you see it that way. I just personally didn't. I felt it was the first Yoshi game since Yoshi's Island I really enjoyed, and I also saw it as a sequel to Kirby's Epic Yarn as well, where it was harder in comparison and improved on some aspects.
>>335993231
I thought SF0 was alright. Biggest problem is the price point. If it was lower priced then it was, say $40 or less, (maybe $50 at most with Guard)
>>335993502
No. It's Fire Emblem game, so it can't be.
>>335989712
Splatoon?
Sales fags are human garbage.
Lower than the lowest casual scum.
>>335993627
>it's a fire emblem game
Nigga, what
>>335993721
Truth hurts, huh boy?
