Welcome to the beginning of /v/eekend Smash Tourney fun! Let's play nice and not jerk each other off too much! Current tourney will end in 30 minutes, new tourney coming soon.
CURRENT Tourney ID: 3607 - 3476 - 2721 - 33
Password: rage
TEAM FORMAT!!!
>not having the teams pic
GG Marth
Sorry Shiek
I got a little too uhhh...... eager
>tfw you gotta bail on a match when the pizza arrives
We've got 2 threads up, we need to choose one.
>>335966167
The teams tourney currently running has less than 20 minutes left. I'll post that pic when the teams come up again.
>>335966440
You go with whichever is posted first. Which is this one.
Fuck year Ganon
FUCK
Current tourney ends in 15 minutes. Here's the next one and it's FFA!
Tourney ID: 5870 - 3658 - 9634 - 99
Password: rage
Format is FFA Fun For All
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>>335967163
i warned you about that ground bro
>>335967163
That was fun. We beat that Lucas a but too hard though.
> tfw completely forgot whose team I was on
Was it you, Peach? I'm so sorry.
Umm guys, I think we split the thread.....
Should we move to the other one? It has more posters.....
Who was on who's team there? I could have sworn it was Kirby/Peach v Charizard/Falco, but everyone was acting stupid.
Who's team was I on? I was that bayo on Town and City.I can't play bayo for shit outside 1v1s
>>335967496
Olimar's
>samus being a retard and not knowing that corrin is his teammate
Reminder to everyone who plays a little too angrily:
1. The points in these tourneys are determined by POINTS EARNED in each match based on what spot you placed.
1st = 10 pts
2nd = 6 pts
3rd = 3 pts
4th = 1 pt
2. These points are ADDED TOGETHER through the entire 2 hours the tourney runs.
3. This places a heavy bias on people who join the tourney EARLY, play in LOTS of matches, and encourages heavily defensive playstyles (where you just live the longest). It does not reward risk or getting into the fray.
As a result, the ranking is POINTLESS. It doesn't really matter what rank you get in a /v/eekend tourney. While the better players win more frequently and therefore place higher, the top 10 are usually the better players but it is absolutely not a strict determination of "best."So don't jerk each other off, stop camping and running away from battles and picking terrible stages so people SD and you get points. It's worthless. Just play!! Have fun!!
> dead while everyone else has two stocks
Fuck, I'm sorry Roy.
>>335967461
I'm going, see ya anon!
What the fuck is going on tonight? Did people actually go out and have lives?
>>335968270
>rage
The OP tourneys still going
Get better fucking internet you fucks
>accidentally pick jigglypuff
Woops, sorry Spooks
playing banana support is fun
>>335968270
Mostly because the Thread was split because the new threads were posted around the same time.
So there are 2
Some one make a tourney
>>335968992
You moron
>>335967226
>>335967226
This is the tourney. Join.
>Ryu gets stunned
>I charge my smash attack to kill him
>Falco kills us both
>That Falco shieldbreak rape train
wew
You Guys are in the wrong Thread. Stop splitting.
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>>335969378
No we aren't kiddo
>>335969525
Yes you are, see boards.4chan.org/v/thread/335966067#p335969186
>>335969378
>Donkey Image Thread: 20:29:21
>Dumb ass smasher Thread: 20:30:17
Everyone look at this faggot
>>335969572
You're a retard, we're here >>335967226
Which is in this thread.
End your life faggot
>>335969378
This thread came first ass master
>>335969378
This thread was first so it is the main thread
>>335969378
Just get in this one and stop being a bitch.
Fuck Colosseum.
>Picks random because no inputs
>Peach
>I main Peach
>>335969954
>because no inputs
wut
>lucario loosing to the most readable cloud
Anon..
>>335969914
Fuck you
>Samus getting so assblasted he disconnects after getting nearly 3 stocked causing the game to slow to a crawl
top kek
>>335969980
As in, he didn't touch the controller and the time ran out so it defaulted to random
>>335970175
I didn't disconnect. I watched the whole thing.
>>335970175
If someone leaves it always lags for a minute while it disconnects them
I think I came off a bit too hardcore. Figures I'd be the first to go down.
aloof Jiggle resting the everyone to victory
>Just got randomly disconnected
>Tourney gets removed from my list
What the fuck
>That Bowser taunt before shieldbreak KO
FUCKING S A V A G E
>time over because da cunt plays like a cunt
>temple
Yeah, that adds up.
>Duck Hunt runs away the entire match
>Doesn't even win
Jarret or lucas please stop choosing that shitty stage
>>335972052
Jerett can't afford to lose games
>>335972052
It's Jarrett, He needs to camp and play like an asshole so he can "win" on Sm4sh /v/eekends.
>Friday night
>sub 30 people
Wew lad.
How do you pick your color when you choose random?
>>335972449
Thread splitting fucked everything up
Also we just had 60 a few hours ago, and a bunch of people who were playing for a few hours stopped
>>335972281
want to 1v1 me? my nnid is jarretds
i promise i wont save the replays
>>335972579
You dont
>>335972653
You're terrible.
>woomy picks your character
so what you trynna bang?
>>335972052
wasn't me picking that shitty f-zero stage btw
>>335972719
what's your nnid? you got an anther's account? you should ladder match me
>>335972778
Stop trying to act tough
>>335972778
nigga stop you're mediocre at best lmao
>>335972052
Is that the faggot picking run-off stages so he can throw them off constantly?
>>335972748
2 pink orbs are fighting. Gee, wonder how long this will last. Oh, all the way to timeout, of course. That's what happens when it's jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump shield jump jump jump jump jump jump shield jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump keep away oh gosh jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump IAMALIVEUPHEREBRINGMEBACKTHEREIWILLNEVERLETYOUFORGETABOUTME
>>335972778
>Pick a stage with low ceilings.
and/or
>Constantly attempt to Uthrow into Uair
lol
>>335972821
>>335972823
>>335973241
i don't see any nnid's posted
>>335973374
we both know you can't beat me 1v1 chill mate ayy lmao
>>335972937
k-kirby?
>>335972937
>not living long enough to take out the pink orbs
Scrub
>>335973374
I see you trying to act like you're good though :)
>>335972653
Posted on your wall wanna 1v1?
>>335973374
Because nobody wants to wreck you like that Kirby just did
aloof whats the reason for you being a bitch tonight?
>>335972281
Spooky here, Jarrett can easily fuck your shit any day of the week without effort, please get gud.
>>335972653
BODYING TIME
>>335973374
Because you're garbage.
You really think I'm just gonna sit through 2 matches watching you try to uthrow me all the time?
>>335973835
uwot?
>>335973901
thanks for backing me up lad
>>335973564
room is up
>>335973937
>>335973430
>>335973549
>>335973824
all these excuses lmao
shitters need to get gassed, they're not funny, not witty, and they can't even competently prove they aren't pussies at fucking smash 4, what a bunch of failures in life
>>335974032
>join lobby
>leave lobby
>join lobby
>leave lobby
>join lobby
>leave lobby
What's up friends I've been drinking and I have a lot left to go, time to get back in this motherfucker
Kronic here. That was me causing the lag, sorry.
I'll be back when my mom stops watching Netflix.
>>335974068
Calm urself we haven't even added yet
>>335974068
jarret stop this your dk is predictable as fuck and your diddy is sloppy you wouldn't last 5 seconds in a real 1v1 my man
>>335974135
Relax baddie. One should not get all pissy when he's called out for being a little camper bitch. Chill.
>>335974135
Don't ever fucking reply to me again.
"Lost In Thoughts All Alone" is way too mellow for Smash.
Kyoumi nai ne.
>>335974236
How does it feel to be a cuck? Completely worthless as a man that you can't even prove your worth at a children's party game. You should honestly kys tbhfamilia
>>335973901
>>335974068
Weren't you two in the other thread? Stay over there and stopping circlejerking in this one.
>>335974306
i would've preferred the dance mix
>>335974359
Spooky always defends those who blow him the fuck out
>>335974202
oh, i thought you were john
>>335974203
then why am i platinum rank on anther's?
>>335974359
Shut up shitter, this is my domain now
>>335974392
But jarret doesn't even blow me the fuck outtoo frequently
Stop fucking picking midgar
>all this salt in a drunken smash tourney on /v/
calm down anons
>>335974135
>shitters
>Someone told me I'm not good at the game that I have devoted my life to so they are shitters.
>Wahhhh, People don't really take me seriously because I play like Trashhhh Wahhhh
Lmao.
A real 1v1 would hit you critically. You'd be torn to shreds in a game with some ACTUAL competitive Will-power, like Melee.
You're embarrassing yourself, don't even bother to reply.
>>335974425
cause anthers is full of shitters. only retards play sm4sh there. its mainly for melee
>>335974590
Are we supposed to be drunk I'm just sipping water
>>335974306
I like fighting to mellow tunes.
>tfw Ai No Uta was removed
>>335974651
>blah blah blah
Prove your worth or fuck off cuck, you're not even worth the bandwidth youre wasting. You're literally worthless.
>>335974464
sleep smug, snug
GUYS
BE NICE TO EACH OTHER
>Its a the one who kills the most dies first, and the one who kills the least wins episode
Dafuq mang
>X player sucks! I have him totally figured out! DONT ASK WHY HE BEAT ME HE CHEATED
>k 1vs1 me
>B-B-B-B-B-B-BACK PEDALING INITIATED
Literally every time, is there an easier way to spot a complete scrub?
>>335975138
>getting so mad you're pretending to be different people
Wew laddo
>cloudfag tryhard gets 0 kills
>ManletKing
>>335974664
It's Friday anon. You don't have to go out but you do need to keep yourself dependent on chemicals.
>>335975217
I'm just trying to figure out what makes shitters tick, do they even know how much of a fucking bitch they look like? I guess that's why they stay anonymous literally whos though, otherwise they would get humiliated into suicide like venomroy.
>>335975219
>Cloud players
>>335974751
>Worthless
>Bad player who gets ticked when his ego is hurt
Even if what you said about me were true, you're in a much more sad position.
>>335975301
Aw geez I only have three beers left I don't think I can pull it off
>tfw fox is my 1v1 main
thanks ganon you made that a bajillion times easier for me lol
>>335975401
Finally. A match with no lag.
GG Samus and Samus
>>335975532
I shouldve used ike, I know you have problems when I used him before (;
>>335975510
You make a claim, you're told to back it up mano a mano, you put your tail between your legs and back away like the bitch you are.
End your life.
>>335969954
That's my image
aloof why do you never go for rest
it pisses me off
>smash 4
>2016
>big battlefield
FFA is so boring to me now
Thanks a lot /v/eekends for introducing me to tems
>>335975660
He's acting aloof.
>>335975592
i can't remember the last time i've lost to an ike that wasn't bo7's so im afriad i dont knokw what u mean friend
>>335975617
Calm down.
Why're you so upset?
Because someone criticized the way you play?
>>335975676
-Spooky
>>335975660
>does it like 8 times in a match with me
I dunno what you're talking about
>Match goes 10 fps
>Then shoots up to 30 fps
>Then down to 0.1 fps
>Then back up to 30 fps
PLEASE NO MORE
>>335975773
You still haven't figured out that I'm not him, just a passer by making fun of how much of a fucking bitch you are? Hilarious, but you still need to kill yourself. Also you can criticize someone's playstyle as much as you want, means nothing if you don't show results, do you know how many delusional cucks on twitter with 6 followers talk shit about zero thinking they have him figured out and how they know better than him?
Guess what they amount to? Literally nothing, dogshit on the street, just like you. Sad, worthless cuck.
'bout half way trough my moscato
>>335975745
Not him but I thought bo7 mained Mario and ROB?
>>335975660
If i don't get a star ko you get a free smash on me
>>335975568
Samus and Samus Bounty Hunter Incorporated
>>335975745
I did shitty that match, I'll do better next time D:
>>335975745
bo7 is fucking trash though, should've said oats or someone else, now we know you suck
/v/kends are still as cancer-inducing I see...
Gonna fap and gonna join afterwards. See you then folks.
>>335975668
>tfw no Melee HD with netplay
Smash ladder can go eat a dick, we need a proper leaderboard and match making system.
>>335975972
he uses random characters. but i remember his ike being an exceptional pic.
>>335975676
Just 20 more mins till teams
ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ
>>335976038
can't you play melee hd with netplay using dolphin? I thought that was how anthers ladder worked?
>>335975948
Ah, then why are you even holding conversation with me? go play tr4sh. Go on now kiddie, shoo.
>>335976095
>ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ
What did he mean by this?
>>335975832Thats because he needs a teammate to do well
>>335976039
Fair enough. Literally haven't played him in nearly a year so, nice to see he is around.
>>335976172
Because it's funny seeing desperate shitters make up excuses.
>go play tr4sh. Go on now kiddie, shoo.
ahahahahahaha, I hope you aren't even trying to pretend you play melee, or at least not to any decent level.
>>335975745
You never lost to END?
>>335976272
You realize they are pretty much just baiting him into responding over and over and never had any intention to back up their claims, right?
Like, this isn't passing over your head or anything I hope, it's fairly obvious.
>Candy and Ninja
>>335976272
Of course I play melee.
I wouldn't criticize someone else if i hadn't seen better.
>>335976451
>actually thinking this
You underestimate the lengths the brain will go to shield its user from reality. They just need a way to vent their frustration because they suck and got bodied by a better player, off course they aren't going to 1vs1 and completely shatter whatever illusion of explanation they have left as to why they lost.
>>335975401
Hoping to play in a /v/eekend soon, which of the three in heavies in pic related are best in FFA?
Are you happy now?
>>335976006
don't feel too bad. I'm drunk as fuck so im playing super shitty
>>335976025
i mean I never said he was super good
>>335976251
yeah he had an acid trip and dipped out
RIP
>>335976325
nope. haven't seen them in a while either
>>335976654
All people who play those heavies are cancer, so take your pick
>>335976596
Enjoy your meaningless crusade to find out how they 'tick' bro.
>>335976596
>Player is better because they told another player one of their flaws
Ha, go vent your Overgrown ego elsewhere
>>335976684
What's your tag or nnid?
>>335976735
>All people who play those heavies are cancer
How?
Thanks for wrecking me Jonathan, Its cool bro. I didn't want to win anyway
>>335976767
enjoy being a shitter lmao
>>335976778
You haven't told anyone shit, you play them, you beat them, then you tell them "you lost because of this, stop doing it". Can't do that? Kill yourself or fuck off then, worthless cuck.
>>335976654
Just play whoever you want. If you want to win you still need to use whichever character you prefer in 1v1s, but it's more fun if you care less.
Don't be fooled by the crying in the thread or the occasional tryhard you play against, this is a casual, comfy tournament.
>>335976735
>part-time tourney fag
>>335976827
ID: Deviant_Fallacy.DAYMAN. always welcome to add new friends
>>335976874
Bowser: Literal turtle playstyle, shieldgrabs and broken grab range
DDD: Faggot memers use him and his crouch and spam gordo
Ganon: 3 hit man and your dead and
disrespect"
>>335976878
>enjoy being a shitter lmao
>add me to your crusade list because I suggested they might just be trolling
Whatever man, you sound utterly upset.
>>335977051
But which of those three is best in FFA?
>>335977028
Thanks I'll keep that in mind! Being casual is fun.
>/v/kend threads
THAT GANON SPIKE. MY BOI
RIP Ike
Current tourney ends in 10 minutes. Here's the next tourney! It's TEAMS! This tourney's theme is, "Whoevever Shitposts is a Loser"
Tourney ID: 0173 - 5212 - 7590 - 20
Password: rage
Format is TEAMSTEAMSTEAMS. Please regard the image.But seriously, stop shitposting. I'm not making any more tourneys tonight after this one.
Well that was just all the way downhill for me.
Not used to another Duck Hunt
man you're right, rest fucking sucks now, i was right on top of you
>>335977051
If we're going with those as reasons, then the entire roster is cancer.
>>335977190
>teamed
I did fine but I could've done better.
Oh well gg
>>335977235
>the entire roster is cancer.
Much like the game itself, yes
>>335977302
Then why are you playing it if you despise it so much, kiddo?
>>335977364
>kiddo
Ask me when you turn 18
>>335976878
Ha. Stay mad shitter.
Keep White knighting.
>>335977197
fun times ahead
>>335976684
My Ike isn't good and I don't recall ever playing you in Free For All for you to have won/lost regardless
>wii fit untechable spike
>teamed
I did fine but I could've done better.
Oh well gg
>maining cloud in /v/kend
>maining shulk in /v/kend
>maining bayo in /v/kend
>not changing character every match in /v/kend
>>335977525
FUCK YOU SPOOKY WOOMY IS MINE
>>335977735
What is wrong with being shulk
Trevor or Cloudfag, one of you has terrible internet. You have got to get adapters or remember to stop downloading/streaming anything while playing. If you are gonna join a group of people in a game like this, don't bottleneck the lobby, please.
That's a reminder for everyone.
1. Get a LAN adapter if you play /v/eekend regularly.
2. Make Sm4sh the sole thing your internet is doing while you play.
>>335977610
don't feel too bad then. I've never lost to you
>>335977839
It's trevor.
>>335977398
Sure thing, smug question dodger. Maybe then you'll learn to stop torturing yourself by playing games you hate and whine about.
Playing duck hunt it fun!
>>335977735
>Being a self imposed rules scrub.
>>335977735
>maining characters
>>335977868
I didn't ask in the first place
>>335977934
Calm down, turn 18, and try again okay?
>>335977998
Serious question, though.
Why do you play a game you don't even like?
Hard mode: Do not dodge the question.
Wow you guys are extra shitposty today
ggs aloof ily
>>335978172
Jarret and Spooky are here, that's why
Wew Fun matches Jarret. (~'v')~
Finally got my gamecube adapter
any recommended settings?
>>335978080
No one said I didn't like it.
>>335978258
Are you sexually attracted to Jigglypuff?
>>335978250
>Jarret
Whats wrong with jarret? Are you guys that assblasted because spooky backed him up? It's spooky just ignore the nigger
>>335978313
turn tap jump off
>won as dk against an Ike
>teamed
I did fine but I could've done better.
Oh well gg
>>335978363
Having Spooky back you up doesn't suddenly make you a good player, so no.
>>335978331
I am one with the marshmallow <3
>that assist kill on ganon
holy shit
>>335978327
Calling it cancer doesn't mean you like it.
>>335978408
Never said that but ok
>>335978431
That's Kirby you Twat.
Jigglypuff is a B-A-L-L-O-O-N
>>335978546
I already forgot what happened
what happened
anyways that's enough for me, I don't want to go into teams and lose it for another person because of my drunkenness
>>335977996
I'll fuck ur first place mate
>>335978629
A delicious balloon
Sorry Spooky, I played like shit that match
Nice win though
>If Link gets pushed off the ledge while doing a standing spin attack it converts into an aerial one and you go into your helpless state
Holy shit what a load of horse shit no wonder nobody plays Link. Why does Sakurai hate him so much?
always forget not to try to land on mewtwo lel
>>335978551
Hey, if you wanna convince me I hate a game I don't, be my guest bro.
>>335978363
No, I meant they're the ones that are constantly shitposting
>>335978816
>apologizing to him
he'll hate you regardless, don't bother
>>335977835
It's not that there's something super awful about Shulk so much as there's a big issue with most of the people that main him.
Alright, there's too much shitposting going on and it's 11pm by me, which means it's my bedtime. I'm out for tonight.
Thanks aloof, Xithral, Tanoshi for the 1v1s earlier today. Had some fun matches during the tourneys, too. Those of you who feel so obligated to just make this thread a slogfest of insults and petty bickering and pointless posturing, learn to be quiet and show some restraint, yeah? These threads are more fun when the people are nice.
>>335978837
>.gif
nah nigga
>>335978837
>tried to git gud with him for a few matches
Nope, Dropped him. He fucking sucks
>>335978771
Nice rest at the end there Jiggs. You'd get a reaction image if this weren't a new phone.
Sorry Coldramen, I did my best.
oh yeah, teams.
Never playing Olimar again, sorry.
>>335979004
>reference image in the background
Amateur.
GG Ness. Sorry about that one betrayal kill.
>>335979156
Hey, we came out on top! Felt kinda dirty about that last ganon kill though.
>>335978837
Link has the best up tilt in the game, it's extraordinary
>>335979004
Looks tasty
>>335979282
Its all in good fun :0
>>335978948
What do the people that main him do thats an issue. I'm fine with giving you the rest, I just dont understand Shulk being in there
>>335978932
>implying
FATS is my nigga, I only hate literally who shitterslike you
>>335979456
You play Shulk, don't you?
>ricky being a stupid ass and intentionally attacking his teammate
Fuck off m8
What happened in that match, it kinda went FFA
>>335979540
No. Is answering the question really difficult?
MrHumble, this is teams you retard.
>>335979579
W-wasnt I on jigglypuffs team?
>>335979501
wow you actually responded, proud of you
get some sleep little upset baby
Fuck Hyrule Temple right in the ass, whichever one of you picked it needs to have fire ants stuffed down your urethra.
I did my best at the end, Roy.
>>335979851
it's your fault for having an old tv
>>335979714
No really who are you and what are you mad about?
>>335979851
That sounds hot tbhfam
>>335979714
>namefagging when no one even knows who you are
you're embarrassing yourself
