Pickle-pee?
Pump-a-rump?
Hate that cringe anime voice. Ghost is right, anime should be illegal.
>>335964221
It was 10000x worse in DS2
Someone explain this shit, I keep seeing it today.
I'd pump her rump if you know what I mean
I'd pump that rump with my pickle-pee.
>>335964383
When you pump a rump (anal sex) you get the pickle pee.
>>335964431
>>335964443
rump pump mind
>>335964383
post the one with cum
>>335964106
I want her to peek at my dick and I want to pump her rump full of semen
>>335964383
Someone drew that crow and I want to fuck it now.
>>335964106
I want to pump her rump.
>>335964625
post full
>>335964106
I wanna pump that rump
>>335964671
>her
>>335964632
Same.
>>335964524
>three scales for that crossbow
No thanks.
Scales aren't worth a damn.
>>335964524
cute
>>335964524
Wait, you can give her the Avelyn? What do you get in return?
>>335964524
what is pickle-pee going to do with that pump-a-rum?
>>335964752
Pump you full of bolts
>>335964728
A boner.
>>335964728
Anal.
>>335964106
Dad-a-chum?
Dad-a-chee?
So what's her actual name? Do we know?
>>335964867
crow
>>335964728Titanite scales
So it's not worth it
>>335964841
Get out Stephen
>pump-a-rump
>pump A rump
>>335964106
Pls protect this precious baby at all costs
You know what Souls crowgirls actually look like and it's not like this.
>>335964106
Cheeky.
>>335965292
Okay, go ahead and post what they look like then.
>>335965476
>>335965476
Why the fuck is this shit in the game?
hhehee le pump I don't speak properly lol xD
>>335965476
>>335965618
I'd pump her rump with my pickle-pee, if you know what I mean.
>>335964728
Havelyn.
>>335965476
What are the sliders to make a nice ass?
>>335965651
hhehee le fuck is this shit I hate this stupid shit lol xD
>>335965764
>shadbase
>>335965869
That doesn't look like shadbase. Looks western sure.
Big legs, small waist. That's all you can do. Then find a good pair of pants, like the Dancer's or Black Leather
>>335965869
>Shad
Nope
It's missing several Shad qualities
Like billions of freckles, a pierced anus, unnecessary sweating, and a giant cock.
>>335965932
Can I suck the dick of the ashen ones?
>>335965869
That's not from Shadman at all.
>>335966056
I enjoy this
>>335966056
wow, that armor looks like shiiiit
>>335965932
Hory sheet you can actually make them look like that now?
>>335966187
>>335966169
Hmmm boys
>>335965618
>>335965764
Okay, so you posted the crow enemies/Ornifex.
Do you have anything official to back up your claims that the trading crows look like them?
>>335966279
I'd like to touch the darkness within her, if you know what I mean. :^)
>>335966385
He doesn't
The crow that picks you up in DaS1 is a huge normal crow, so the crows in the nest should be regular crows as well
>>335966195
Yeah. I'll try to scrounge up some more screenshots/clips
>>335966279
>that filtered background
What is this, a 2006 webcomic attempting to emulate traditional comics with an iota of the effort?
>>335966495
It's an edited in-game screenshot lol.
>>335966463
We really need more Pickle Pee art.
>>335966463
Is it just a defining trait that all harpies have shit for brains?
Here's a pretty good view of the booty: http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Huragok%20Slayer/video/17087912Here's just an impressive parry I pulled off: http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Huragok%20Slayer/video/17081781
>>335966647
Well, they ARE bird brains.
>>335966647
They're birdbrains, yes.
>>335966647
They are bird brains after all.
>>335966742
>>335966751
what should i pick ? prisoner's chain ring or gyndry's haleberd
>>335965651
I'll fucking invade you
>>335966736
>Roadrunner and Wile E Coyote
Also that ass is pretty tasty
>>335966831
A godly halberd for PvP, or a decent item for STR builds, your choice.
Is there a crow or equivalent in Bloodborne?
>>335967040
I do not believe so
>>335967040
There is, but she's old, tired, and just wants to go home.
>>335967040
Sadly not, messengers are the closest thing to it.
>>335967198
Poor ol' gal ;_;
>>335967040
Nah, you can trade insight for items, but it's not a crow
There's a friendly crow enemy though
>>335966831
Ring gives you 15 levels worth of free stats gosh I don't know what do you think?
>>335966736
you fucking slut
>>335965932
You've been posting this same shit pic in several threads.
Several people have characters with """ass""". Fuck off.Yeah I know he's probably not here anymore
>>335967303
i think hallberd
thanks for answer though
>>335967040
I think putting such a silly thing into the game would ruin the edgelord aesthetic.
>>335967352
This is literally the first time I've posted it on 4chanI think
>>335967424
DeS was pretty edgy and it had snuggly (best crow bee tee dubs).
>>335967424
Because Souls is a comedy series after all
>>335967040
>that old crow from DeS 2
>>335965932
Small waists are underrated.
Good bird best friend
>>335967602
mediocre art
>>335967040
>Souls crow
>In non-souls game
???
I wish i could draw my own cute crow girl
Wait, you can't even see this NPC in the game.
Who decided that he/she looks like this?
It's pump a rum, not pump a rump.
>>335964106
It's pump-a-rum.
She's an alcoholic, not a nympho
>>335967713
The artist?
>>335967650
appropriate for a mediocre waifu
>>335967741
Bit of column A, bit of column B...
>>335967713
The artist(s) who drew the pictures.
>>335967707
>moonlight greatsword
>>335967803
I like where this is going...
>>335964302
This. I legitimately muted the game when I needed to get items from them in 2
>>335967602
Did you just draw this?
>tfw working on a story
>want to have some clear inspiration from Souls stuff
>but want it to not seem like a rip off
what do I do
i want a weird semi literate animal who wants shit and some scummy mother fucker to kick the protagonist off a ledge
>>335967863
>Amored Core
>Ninja Blade
>Otogi
>King's Field
Sword of Moonlight is a Fromsoftware thing, not a Souls thing.
Even Patches originated in Armored Core.
someone more daring than me post that ornifex SFM
>>335967863
>Moonlight Greatsword was only in Dark Souls
Holy fuck, kill yourself.
>>335968041
If you share it with me I can give you some pointers. I'd love to help
>>335968053
Then what would stop them from putting the crow in BB?
>>335965278
>>335965329
>>335967797
>>335967823
Thanks, that clears it right up..
>>335968073
Link is broken
>>335968113
That's my point you fucking retard, It has been in multiple games, same with NPCs, so why would it be impossible to have the crow in BB ffs
>>335968123
Nothing. But they didn't, and people are using that as an argument to "disqualify" Bloodborne as a "Souls game".
>>335968119
share what with you?
>>335968212
The story you're working on
>>335968212
Goodnight.
>>335968163
He's fast!
>>335964106
>>335964383
So if something is just left to the imagination instead of being shown explicitly except with a few vague hints this is what happens?
>>335968397
Yes.
>>335968397
Yeah, people's imaginations run wild
>>335968397
She just looks like your typical bird monstergirl
>>335968397
Holy shit, so new.
>>335968397
Welcome to the Internet, Enjoy your stay
>>335968198
The crows are just a souls thing while the Moonlight sword and Patches have been in multiple From Soft franchises. Why are you trying to compare two very well known things to a completely forgettable crow that has only been in three games?
>>335968616
>forgettable
Pump a rump once and it'll stay with you for awhile.
>>335968616
So you're only allowed to reuse NPCs and items if they have been in multiple series? They have to start somewhere
>>335968616
>completely forgettable
>offers a unique and major service to the player
>>335968295
I kind of want to keep the major details under wraps until its actually a finished story, but here's the contexts of the referential scenes
>Fish out of water protagonist has a bad run in with a crestfallen warrior type, a lousy, depressed drunkard
>Talking animal wants something vague and seemingly useless in exchange for a major plot item
>character with trust issues investigates a corrupt church cartel, encounters a Patches character who tricks them into believing they have something that will help, but he kicks them into a dangerous trash pit
>>335968850
Doesn't seem too Souls like as long as long as
>>335968721
>>335968784
He means that you can missable. A lot of people on the internet don't have any idea how to use words. Weird that a reading medium makes people illiterate like that.
>>335968784
>offers a unique and major service to the player
If only I had that WebM with sound right now. It would explain more then words can.
>Bloodborne
>Not a Souls game
L O L
>>335969078
Correct
>>335968616
So?
Why is the souls series something special and other From games shouldn't have NPCs or other things from those games in them? Patches was also forgettable in AC and yet he came back for multiple souls games, which is a whole other series.
>>335966736
Damn it, dude, now you're making me pull up a clip from my Xbone.
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Az%20Liddell/video/16903527
>>335969225
Spider patches is best patches
>>335968920
as long as?
>>335968302
ok
>>335968397
Yep, just like weebs to turn a grim western style medieval fantasy game into their latest fetish.
>>335969297THE GIFT OF THE GODHEAD WILL GIVE YOU STRENGTHAre your feet as fat as your wits?
I do miss being the best vendor from Demon's Souls, though.
i fucking love harpies but somehow i never made the connection of all the crows in the souls series even being fan-arted as such
i might be retarded
>>335965627
ahh hah hah hah hah hah
>>335968850
Why is your main character a fish?
>>335968316
*teleports behind you*
>>335968163
Too slow
>>335969078
Just like how Demon's Souls didn't count for a while.
PKeks have an infinite amount of butthurt regarding exclusive soulsborne games.
>>335969735
is there any souls character that can defeat Baba at full rage?
>>335969763
If they would've called it Beasts Souls everyone would probably just accept it as a Souls game
>>335969793
Edward Emberpants
>>335969763
I think the fact that Siegmeyer and patches is in BB, proves it's at least in the same Universe
>>335969763
What is that armour used for the Da3 representative there?
>>335970156
>Siegmeyer
?
>>335970185
Probably Firelink Set
>>335966736
reminds me of that maldron webm where he walks on air
>>335970156
Patches is in freaking Armored Core, he's a multidimensional being limited only to From Soft games.
>>335971660
What I love about Patches' origins is that it explains why he hates clerics, since he was ambushed and killed by the jesus-mech in Amored Core.