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You have your early beta access code right, /v/?
Sure do, m8. Done installing and just stuck with waiting.
>TFW op is my fetish (promiscuous 'cucking' when all 3 girls are single)
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>>335959995
Right.
n-no
>>335960114
>are single
Then it wouldn't be cucking anymore.
>>335960114
I want to eat Goto Mariko's shit while she sings Go-hyoushi.
>>335959995
I used mine but the friend I was going to give my second to won't respond to messages or texts.
>>335959995
Nope, I'm just going to try it out during the free time and then probably forget it
>>335960372
would it technically be cause 1 has a big crush on another and someone else steals her away
>>335959995
I bought it third party and didn't get an email yet. How fucked am I?
is that /u/ NTR?
>>335960415
hey its me ur friend
>>335960095
ahu-HUHUHU
>>335960372
Shhhh haven't you heard?
Cuck is now a buzzword, that means you can put it anywhere you want without caring about what it means.
>>335960692
I still dont understand what the fuck Widow is suppose to be feeling/displaying there.
>>335960415
Same
>>335960692
Good stuff
>>335960506
Is there such a thing?
Like a girl getting cucked by some other girl?
>>335960792
Smugness since she won.
>>335960767
t. cuck
Bought it, waiting on code.
If a specific friend of mine doesn't want it, every other friend said "no," I'll give it away hereBut you'll have to work for it, no ninjas.
>>335960891
Cuckquean
>>335960902
The eyebrow movements dont match smug.
>>335960980Work for it how
>>335960532
My friend doesn't know English, poyo-kun.
>>335960792
condescending incredulity at how naive tracer is
>>335961269
this
>get key
>one more for a friend
>mfw two frinds that would love to play but don't know which one to give it to
>>335961079
Stupid shit, cause I know no Anons here have talent.
So that rules out
>Art
So probably just "Amuse me and provide a Steam Name or equivalent."
Unless you want something challenging.
>>335961357
give to the one who' willing to suck your dick
>>335961269
The sounds like the beginning of a long game of cat and mousethat ends in them developing an insatiable lust for each other that will be their downfall
>>335961384
like sucking your dick?
>>335959995
Nope, realized game was shit in beta.
Have fun with your buyer's remorse.
>>335961196
What did she mean by this?
>>335961451
>>335961529
kill yourselves
For those who didn't receive the code, just talk to the blizzard support. I received mine in literally 10 seconds after talking to the support guy. The chat was cringy as fuck though.
Do I get beta access now if I preorder the $40 version
>>335961583
you have bad taste, it's pretty fun
>>335961357
flip de coin
I got my two keys last week
I don't know why everyone is going crazy about it suddenly?
>>335959995
I was hyped as shit for it, watched my brother play the closed beta, and lost all interest. It tries to be TF2 with game changing retard reward buttons instead of having to learn to use dozens of weapon mixmatch options over more than enough class options. The skill ceiling is pretty much gone and it objectively won't take a decent player more than a couple of hours to master the game's mechanics and controls.
I love the artstyle and porn though, but I can't see how this can be worth my money anymore when TF2 manages to simply be superior (and whether you hate it or love it doesn't change that fact). Blizzard also lost most of my respect over the last few years; I used to defend them and their games but I can't see why anymore.
What did she mean by this?
No, seriously, the fuck was this exchange?
>>335961707
You played it for one of the beta weekends and haven't put enough time to realize why it's shit yet.
It'll come.
And you'll remember this post when it does.
>Already planned to buy Overwatch
>Haven't bought it yet because my account is $5 short
>Gonna miss out on early open beta codes
>>335961783
>sukka dacock?
>sokkacok
It sounded pretty straightforward to me.
>>335961886
nah, i know why it's objectively worse than a game like tf2 for example, but it's still fun and video games were made to be fun
>>335961783
Watch the trailer.
>>335961783
>What do you mean 'is it in?'?
>>335961783
Sexual tension
>>335961886
>played since start of phase 1 closed beta
>love it to death
>lol u dont relly like it :^)
Poor bait 2/10
>>335961961
The idea of Tracer being shitty in bed, hetero or gay, is fucking hilarious for some reason.
>>335961946
The novelty wears out very quick. You'll see.
>>335962043
Have fun with that buyer's remorse, kiddo. Luckily for me, I got to play it enough to see through the bullshit.
>>335961782
The weapon "diversity" of tf2 utterly raped the balance of the game. You know something is wrong with the balance when certain weapons are banned in competitive
>>335962371
Flamebait is a bannable offense
I PRE ORDERED YESTERDAY AND I DONT HAVE MY KEYS, WHAT DO I DO FRIENDS
>>335962496
Not on /v/ they aren't.
>>335962543
Please read the rules
>>335962496
Unfortunately, that doesn't make Overwatch a good game. I wish it did.
>>335962536
Jack off.
>>335959995
They should just release porn episodes like the ones DOA have.
>>335962770
Ban evasion is a bannable offense
>>335962405
The stock/default/starting weapons are still the best options in almost every situation, minus a handful of melee weapons. Practically every single other choice is heavily gimmicky.
Also, in the last year or so they've been rebalancing the game on and off, trying things out before comp lands. I can't actually think of a weapon that can't be countered today, and if you disagree, I'm sorry to say but you just don't know how to play the game.
>>335960890
>why is the bad guy a bad guy!?!
The writing in these is so bad
>>335961783
Widow was smug because she just won.
Best booty
>>335962496
It is but its a rarely enforced rule, much like the other rules on /v/ nowadays.
>>335963562
yeah blizz gave me a couple
anyone want a key?
Amazon UK doesn't give one, I'll be someone's skype slut in exchange for one, please, Please ;_;
>>335964132
yes pls
>>335959995
I got into the beta on the third wave cuck
>>335964184
alright what's your fax number
I preordered the goddamn game from Amazon and still don't have code
I feel a reeee coming on
>>335964132
Yes I would.
If Widow has best ass, who has best tits?
>>335964176
I'll post my extra one here. Just make sure you're ready to enter it since it'll probably go right away.
>>335964361
Mercy.
>>335960792
incredulousness
>>335964436
I'm hitting update so much right now.
>>335964528
lol u nerd
>>335959995
Nope, sold it to some douche nozzle for $90
>>335964361
Roadhog.
>>335964361
Trick question, it doesn't matter
>>335964528
2097923290446201019537705
I already redeemed my Amazon code, when do I get notification or an email from Blizz?
>>335964261
oh shit here we go again
>>335960902
>>335961269
>>335964493
None of you said sexual tension. Above all else thats a gonna corner you and fuck you look
>>335959995
Are you able to install it on PC yet if you pre-ordered?
Where the fuck do you input the beta codes?
>>335964594
thanks alot hommie
>Overwatch
Not interested at all. My level of interest in this is less than my interest in D44M. That's how low it is. I am ready for all the porn, though.
Why do people think this shit is going to be good? What game did Blizzard suddenly make that caused people to be hyped over anything they do?
>>335960792
How can you be that inept?
She is literally laughing at her.
>>335961702
Nope too late now, needed to pre-order yesterday.
You can still play beta when it goes full open.
>>335963128
>bad guys are just bad for no reason!
You need to be 18 to use this site.
>>335959995
The new video for the game looks great!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l62OY19rZ7k
>>335964886
Maybe video games aren't for you. At least not FPS's.
>purchases today
>no code
Do they send it out later or something?
>>335965000
They get paid, why else should they have a reason?
>>335964793
well, a face can have many different meanings
>>335965065
It can be delivered any time from today until Tuesday.
Are these beta codes just for PC? Also will contacting blizzard without preordering get me a copy?
>>335964952
But her eyebrows arch in a different way.
>>335965121
Why cant someone competent make a SFM video of Tracer eating Widow's ass already?
I won't have the money to prepurchase until after the open beta is over.
>>335965065
Probably missed the cut off.
>>335965149
If you don't pre-order before a certain date/time you don't get any.
i have signed up for the beta but they didnt send me shit
>>335964071
yes please
>>335965216
today is the last day though
>>335965036
Not anymore, probably. Used to love them. But they've been fucked, casualized, and bastardized for so long that I just don't care anymore.
Where do you see your friend codes? I preordered but can't seem to find them.
>>335965198
So you think the only way people ever laugh is wide-eyed and gleeful?
>>335965279
Closed beta ended like a week ago, hardly anyone got in
I pre-ordered it after the latest closed beta, do i still get a key?
>>335964889
I've played it. It's just TF2: Blizzard edition. Perfectly serviceable, less than $60 class-based FPS. It won't change the gaming world or anything, but it's cheap and fast and fun and pretty (the graphics themselves are atrocious but the art style hides it well). It's hard to fuck up when you throw as much money as Blizzard can at an IP.
Then again they did manage to completely rape Diablo. So I guess Overwatch just got lucky.
>>335965216
What the other Anon said, Midnight GMT is the cutoff.
>>335965291
>>335965430
I want to use her ass as a pillow
>>335959995
I have, and I don't plan on using it
>>335960095
How do I get my code? Do I get it in my email?
>>335965478
And then what, just fall asleep? What's the point?
>>335965316
I thought it was already over aka when today hit it ended.
>>335965510
It will be emailed to you by Tuesday along with a Friend code if you pre-ordered through Amazon/Battle.net
>>335965478
You and literally everybody else.
>>335965575
Their Twitter: today.
>>335965478
Go to sleep Tracer
anybody order from cdkeys got theirs yet?
Are the angel and robot monk the only healers in the game?
>>335965673
Interesting, exactly what time does their "Today" end? Midnight Pacific, in 5 and a half hours?
>>335965805
Midnight GMT.
>>335965789
You've got Lucio as well and I thought he was plenty of fun to play as.
I've got an extra early access code and literally nobody to give it to so I'll probably just post it in this thread. I just hope it goes to someone who doesn't already have one.
1473466064010740118077974
Can someone give me the Ass Tier List?
>>335965789
Symmetry and the dude from Jet set fall under their role. Direct healing though, probably.
>>335959995
I want to pin DVa to the ground in a mating press
I want to thrust in and out of her little gook pussy with my full weight
I want to unload every last drop of cum in my balls inside her without pulling out
I want to stir my warm cum inside her womb, ensuring it fertilizes her egg and combines our White and Asian genetics to create the perfect race.
I'm gonna fap to DVa and play her non-stop and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
>>335965909
Cheers buddy.
>>335965789
>Mercy, the angel, is the only true healer in the game. She heals, can buff damage, and her ultimate revives anyone within 15 meters.
>Zenyatta the robot has a healing buff that he can put on one target at a time but it's not very strong, his ultimate makes him invincible and puts a strong hot on everyone nearby.
>Lucio the BR jet set radio guy has a passive AOE heal and speed boost, his ultimate adds a huge buffer of health to everyone near him.
So Mercy is a healer while the Zen is a damage dealing support and Lucio is a pushing engine.
Sure. I'm going to a LAN tomorrow and will see if somebody want my Friend code.
>>335965575
Yeah preordered the originals editioor whatever its called yesterday
>>335965867
Oh well that sucks, it ended an hour and a half ago.
>Tracer is a womanlet
>somehow is the dom on top in most of her art with Widowmaker
What's her secret?
>>335960792
Frenchness.
How are people downloading it already? I put in my code a while ago and nothing happened
>>335966123
She's English to Widow's French. Tracer probably melts under Pharah's touch.
>>335959995
>You have your early beta access code right, /v/?
Joke's on you, i was in Closed beta since mid February, of course i got into open beta
>>335960890
I can wait for Widowmaker to be in Heroes of the Storm. Either as a Skin for Nova, or it's own character.
>>335966148
Open up Battle.net and click on Overwatch. Install button should be lit up if you redeemed your code.
>>335965789
Lucio is the best healer, if your team doesn't have one they're at a disadvantage. There's also Symmetra but shes more of a builder than anything
>>335964708
>my arm's getting tired
that's not how fax machines work. they usually scan the paper before even making the call.
>>335966148
I didn't see the Install button until my Battle.net updated.
>>335966210
But France won the 100 year war you dumb nigger.
>>335964857
into your Betamax
I pre-ordered last night where's my KEY?
>>335965198
>Why cant someone competent make a SFM video of Tracer eating Widow's ass already?
We're all waiting for you anon.
>>335959995
>Bought origins edition for $40 off cdkeys
>No beta key included
>>335966462
No shit retard, probably won't get the widowmaker skin either.
I only check these threads for the lesbian images, I have 0 interest in the actual game.
>>335966123
Woman can't be manlets
>>335966462
Ha. Thats what you get for being poor.
>>335966123
asagi women are all moeblobs, as much I wish they weren't.
its no surprise that tracer is the top
>>335966352
Okay but still their nationality is what fuels their fire and why Tracer is apparently the top.
>>335966573
no, they're calledfemlets
>>335966462
Open up a ticket, they gave me a refund next day
>>335966573
That's why he said womanlet, you dweebus.
When or how do I get mine? I bought the game off BNet directly.
>>335960792
Inability to recognize facial expressions is a sign of Autism
You do support these two right?
You do want to be on the right side of history when it's all said and done right?
>>335966867
You'll get an email from Blizz. Check your junk folder and everything.
>>335966734
Can't I just be a faggot and pre-order it off amazon, then cancel the pre-order after I get the beta key?
>>335966925
I'll support the blue qt but I could not care less about the brit.
I'm a retard so help me with this.
Does the Origins edition always guarantee you early access to the open beta for your account? If you preorder right now would you only lose out on the extra friend keys?
I preorded today I thought today was the last day I could
I want to marry Widowmaker!
>>335967114
It is for early access.
is this game actually good?
>>335966768
Words hurt ya know
>>335967195
Havent gotten a code yet though. Do I need to bug support
Anyone have a spare code?
>>335967217
no, why else are the threads 90% about porn?
>>335967238
S-Sorry, m8.
i preordered today, about 6 hours ago
no key yet, but I was in the closed beta
am i supposed to get a new key?
>>335967308
Wouldn't hurt if you don't get it by tomorrow
>>335967334
because no one can play the game right now, and barely anyone could before
thinking isn't your strong suit is it?
>>335960506
Women cannot be cucked because they are genetically inclined to join harems.
>>335967195
I want to marry Pharah aka Egyptian Samus
>>335967448
Are people seriously thinking there are keys or is this just a massive memeing?
>>335960095
How do you install now if you pre-ordered?
The button is grayed out for me.
>>335967557
>genetically inclined to join harems.
>>335967564
Get in line
>>335967698
I want to feel her muscles and pet her head.
>>335967769
>muscles
We havent even seen any official art of her body. She's just another moeblob until we see some muscle definition.
>>335967557
If that was true then women wouldn't all hate each other and fight viciously to be top bitch and have all the attention of the top male/male.
This is exponentially worse in lesbian land, like bitches are beating each other to death over this shit.
>>335966582
>actual poor people paying more than they need to
keep staying poor
>>335967769
I think you can feel her muscles but she'll pet your head while doing so.
Literally UT2k4 Egyptian Samus
d-d-d-d-does anyone have a spare beta key
>>335967869
>tfw I witnessed a woman's jealousy first hand
>>335967941
yes
Yep. I actually genuinely excited to play a video game, which rarely happens anymore.
>>335968002
c-c-can i have it?
>>335967912
I'd nibble on her ears too if I could. Maybe give her some hickeys too.
>>335959995
Installing it on my PS4, XBONE, and PC all at the same time right now. I am excited, too bad it starts on such a shitty day for me.
>>335968032
only if you be my friend
>>335968032
Y-No you fucking faggot.
>>335968002
what do you want for it
i just preordered the game from amazon.de, got the keys, and cancelled my order
already bought the game from amazon.co.uk but they don't give uk customers codes...
Cuuuuuuuuuuuute!
>>335968058
Anon I don't think you know what I'm saying.
With the egyptian samus, you are the small spoon.
>>335968059
Poor anon only wanted some love.
>tfw Overwatch installed and ready to play in 3 days
hey guys here have my friend key, please make good use of it.
8999166317012814077599275
>>335967364
the damage has been done
>>335967869
I'd imagine a genuinely pretty Lipstick Lesbian must have entire galaxies of ugly dykes orbiting her.
>''friend'' on steam
>hey i hate a overwatch key but my pc dont even run it
>me: GIVE
>oh sorry i gave to someone else why you didnt told me you wanted it before
>>335968246
thanks bud ill play w you
>>335968246
fuck missed it, can you post a few more?
>>335959995
preordered waiting for code. Avoid online only games like the plague but i wanna see if this is any good.
>>335968181
It's ok, we can take turns spooning each other, while I whisper sweet nothings into her ear.
>>335968309
>a few more
Not that guy but people only get 2 early access codes when they buy the game. They would keep the first for themselves and the codes you're seeing in this thread would be the 2nd code.
>>335967869
Have you ever viewed a group of women once an athletic guy is introduced in an office setting?
>each takes a turn trying to throw hints at him
>one gets caught and the rest of group starts trying to destroy her through cloak and dagger shit
>once she is gone the cycle starts again unless someone just puts everyone in their place and takes the guy
>suddenly they and talk about how they are besties
>first sign of conflict in the relationship and the cycle starts again
before you leave college you should make friends with an athlete and get him your job as a temporary intern because watching women is like some retarded ass nature show.
>>335968317
you didn't have to preorder to try it out
it just gives you an extra 2 days
if any of you guys wanna give me a code I'll draw you a picture
I got good art skills
>>335967912
>Egyptian Samus
You mean Native Samus
>>335959995
Is this game controller friendly? I can't into KB&M yet.
I preordered 6 hours ago, no key
i thought you could still do it today
>>335963128
It's shit but at least this makes sense
Widowmaker used to be a good guy's wife, but was kidnapped and mindbended by bad guys into an assassin
Possibly Tracer knew her before that happened
>>335968520
>Possibly Tracer loved her before that happened
>Now that the husband is dead and Widow's mind has been wiped
>It's Tracer's chance to win her over
Fixed.
The story practically writes itself.
If some kind anon has a spare key could you send it to me? [email protected]
>>335968376
Well, being versatile is godtier, I'll give oyu that
>>335968443
That looks convincing, strongly surprised
>>335968504
I think you should only panic if it's the 1st of May and you haven't gotten your early access code via email.
Another thing EVERYONE without a code should try is to see if they can Install the game in the Battle.net client. I mean, you probably won't be able to but it's worth checking.
>>335968419
I know but it's amazon i can cancel at anytime.
>>335968520
Thats fucking cringy anon. Did you happen to finger paint a comic about it in sunday school?
>>335968520
>Possibly Tracer knew her before that happened
I can go with this.
*sniffs air* i smell keys.
>>335968129
A friend to play with.
>you can actually launch the game but it just tells you that the servers arent online
wew
>>335968980
Maybe because the beta hasn't even started you fucking retard?
>>335961773
Got both of mine when I preordered on April 3rd
I want totickleTracer!
>>335968886
I will be your friend!
>>335969071
I want to bite Tracer's cute little butt!
>>335968684
I didn't write it, that's Widow's literal backstory
>>335969071
I want tohotdogWidowmaker!
>>335969071
>>335967880
Keep staying out of the beta, faggot
>>335960469
Very. You're an idiot
>>335969115
Okay. Add me on battle.net
I will send you a code.
My id is 11808
>>335960460
Cuckolding is a form of cheating, so you need to have a relationship for it to actually count. Don't try to force your shitty detrimental fetish into the innocence of plain envy.
>>335959995
can i get more pharah pls
>WE
>>335969414
The majority of /v/ posters now are in the 15-17 age bracket, don't try to reason with them.
>>335969390
no give it to me instead I will be a better friend
>>335969169
Me too.
>>335969208
Tracer is ticklish!Ticklish!
>>335969519
>that booty
>>335969519
I'd taker a shower with her after her long day at work.
