Pick your poison /v/
>9GAG
>Gaia
>Fur
Looks like it's red team for me
I exit the server
But I'm already on the blue team.
>>335946818
/thread
Doesn't matter, I'm carrying a bunch of faggots either way
>>335946365
probably red
neither team has gregor so they're both shit
>>335946365
Red, those 420WEEDLMAO guys can be really good sometimes
Blue team.
9gag doesn't necessarily make him a bad player or a memer.
Girls can play games too
Furries are actually good at games, and lets be real, its no longer 2006 kiddos.
>>335946365
Considering that /v/ taught me that a furry and BR with 9001 ping can beat a well trained team in tribes. I'd say blue, not to mention everyone on blue looks like an ironic oldfag.
>>335946365
>normies
>gamergirl
>foreign guy
>weeb
>furry
vs
>team full of annoying socially retarded redditors
guess which team ALSO has the more hilarious voice comms?
GIVE ME BLUE
>>335946365
I weed bruh more then Gaia or 9GAG but the derpy bros concern me.
Red team.
There's no way blue will win with a grill and a brazil.
>Furry and a BR with a ping of 400
>vs redditors
Gee, I wonder
always bet on the sister fister
>>335946365
Literally me on the bottom of the blue team
I joinSMASH!
Red team
Blue Team
>BR
>Furry
>Mister Lister
>3 oldfags
If tribes taught me anything its definitely blue team.
Blue is obviously on several layers of irony so I'll join them.
>Every single player is using an ironic name
>Get stomped
>>335946365
Gonna take my chances with red, hopefully the 420 guy's doing it ironically and can actually dominate
>>335947242
This, and riproaringboogerpenis sounds like he knows how to play
>>335946365
>mfw newfags don't remember tribes
Blue.
>>335946365
red team
here's my reasoning
420 probably isnt actually high and just meming
ponyfags are usually shit but at least have some experience with videogames
MLG will at the very least tryhard
RDT and his guest are probably garbage they'll have some communication between them
boogerpenis is on par with mister lister
9GAG is guaranteed to be shit
<3 is guaranteed to be shit
BR will be likely be useless due to ping unless it's a game of tribes
GAIA is guaranteed to be shit
furfags are sometimes decent but usually shit
alternatively, >>335946818
Going down each list, based on my personal experience
Red:
Stoner, gonna be playing while stoned and completely suck, 3/10
Brony, Knows what to do, but has little mechanical skill 5/10
MLG A teenager who made their tag as a kid when MLG was relevant, has been playing for years and takes things seriously now - 9/10
Derpydude - Epic memer, or just some random schmuck - 7/10
+1 Invariably a younger sibling or friend who has no idea how to play the game - 2/10
RipRoarin Pretty cool guy - 8/10
Total - 31/60
Blue Team
9Gag - Jerks off to reaction images while playing - 4/10
Girl gamer - Will sit in the back and not actually do much - 4/10
BR - Doesn't speak English and has 450 ping - 3/10
Gaia - Ultraweeb who never leaves his house and has his view obstructed by the daikaimura on his lap - 5/10
Furry - Obnoxious in chat but at least knows how to play the game 7/10
Mister - Pretty cool dude, probably a /v/irgin. - 8/10
Total - 31/60
Well fuck.
>>335946365
The teams are balanced so the stars say blue. But I make small talk with the dank boogerpenis guy, sister fister overplayed.
Red team has a guest which is likely to be a little brother with a Dorito dust covered MadCatz controller. I go on blue 10/10 times.
>>335946365
Blue.
vs.
/v/
Is this thread for newfag spotting?
>>335946365
The red team has the most blatant memes which are more likely to be used ironically, so I'll definitely go with them.
I choose blue team because their memes are older than red's, so they're probably more experienced.
>mr lister the sister fister
played with him before. cool dude. let's go with that.
>>335946365
wolfpack92 probably kicks ass at the game even if he is a furry
I'll go with blue team
>>335946365
Red team, just based on principle that I will not play with furfags.
>Mister_Listers_Sister_The_Fister_Resistor has joined
>>335946365
>Mister_Lister_the_Sister_Fister
what the hell kek
>>335946365
which game is it?
>>335946365
Blue, Redditors are whatever but the fact that they're splitscreening means they're two useless teammates. The people with MLG are usually shit. 420 dude is probably average.
Blue team has a weeb, which are usually basement dwellers and therefore very good at vidya. However, there's a 9FAG, a girl, and a laggy beaner. That's only 3 useless teammates vs 4, plus there's a good one to balance it out. Assuming we're talking the last CoD that was somewhat good, Black Ops III, I'd be a good teammate too and me and weeb would faceroll Red.
Blue. I'd rather listen to orbiters and weebs all day than children,
>xKSIxLordItaCHI has joined the game
>>335950674
Hello newfag.
Red team has a duo queue. Good teamwork together but probably going to be on a separate voice chat and forget to communicate. Fluttershy would not be surprised if he contained at least some skill from the 3k hours he's spent on TTT MLP themed servers.
Boogerpenis sounds like a legit smurf name so not only is he gonna be good but he'll also won't be bringing in higher ranks.
RED TEAM BOIS
>>335946365
Blue.
