Alicia Vikander (pic related), has been cast to play Lara Croft in the new Tomb Raider movie. What does /v/ think? According to Forbes, this could be the biggest and greatest video game film of all time thanks to her.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2016/04/29/alicia-vikander-tomb-raider-could-be-biggest-video-game-movie-since-angelina-jolie-tomb-raider
Something is missing here
her boobs are too far apart
oy vey
>>335935775
>people will unironically watch this garbage
We need a new Black Plague.
>>335935880
Is it chest hair?
Movie will bomb
Males will not see it due to no tits
Feminists will not watch it since they don't really care even tough they will spam this shit on tumblr and facebook
>>335935775
stop spamming this thread
>>335935775
>this could be the biggest and greatest video game film of all time thanks to her.
Yeah, 'cuz that's a high bar.
>>335936104
This. Although sadly it's in line with the latest game. Big breasts r misogyny.
It's like casting some shriveled up manlet to play batman.
good call here. looks the part of lara, and a great actress not just a lil hollywood cutie.
This WILL fail. The scripwriter? No previous experience except for literally who? films that are in preproduction. And there's only a few of those. Never mind the fact that that chestlet looks nothing like any version of Lara from Core and Crystal.
>>335937101
Oh fuck off shill. She doesn't look like Lara at all.
>>335935775
>the biggest and greatest video game film of all time
That's Postal. And even that film is mediocre.
This film, however, will be beyond shit. The game had one of the worst stories in all TR games, and that's saying something. Now if you take the combat out, which some mentally retarded people enjoyed from what I've read, you are left with a shit story.
>>335935775
>Not Daisy
Who?
>>335935775
>getting a Swede to play an iconic British character
They couldn't find one British woman to play this role. Though I guess it's keeping with tradition, they had an American play her last time.
>>335938040
Ugly
>>335935775
The Jews ruin yet another film with their casting. First gal "skeleton" gidot and now this stick figure. JUST
I only watched the Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider when I heard about the side boob scene.
I also stopped watching it after said side boob scene.
There's a 90% chance if this movie was free on netflix I'd still not watch it.
>>335935775
Jolie was as good as it could get. This is going to be trash.
The film will clearly be based on New Lara so many opinions will on the film probably correlate with what that person feels about it.
For me, I don't really care. Old Lara could contain enough cheese to elevate to "so bad, it's good" but serious Lara can not and bad writing will really, really stick out
>>335936715
how was this allowed?
Its like making a mario games where he has no moustache.
>>335935775
shes hot af legit beautiful would marry material but shes not right for lara croft 2bh
Wut? I don't give a shit about tits, but she looks nothing like the reboot lara
>>335935775
Everybody is going crazy cos she's an Oscar winner.
Remember what Halle Berry made after winning her Oscar?
>>335938040
I want to rip her sideburns off of her face.
>>335938498
Kelly Brook
Gemma Arterton
probably tons of buxom theatre sluts
Blame the Jews in particular Harvey Weinstein, she's his cockpuppet after JLaw did her stint.
>>335938040
I'm glad it wasn't her. She's just not traditionally sexy or cute like Lara is supposed to be.
>>335940885
Plus she, you know, can't act.
>>335939623
Swordfish?
No tits? Not my Lara
>>335935775
Well, at least they didnt race change the character and gave the role to some black bitch.
>>335942463
Are you kidding? This actress isn't white.
>>335935775
Chestlets, when will they learn?
