So are we all agreed Vordt is the easiest boss in DaS3.
>Beat him first time in NG
>Beat him first time in NG+
>Just beat him firs time in NG++
I couldn't die to this guy if I tried.
>>335921475
Vordt is harder then Soul of Cinder.
Fight me.
Hes a ripoff of darkbeast paarl
>>335921560
I couldn't possibly fight a retard.
He is easy if you just stay between his legs
5 easiest DS3 bosses:
deacons of the deep
abyss watchers
crystal sage
oceiros
vordt
wyvern and yhorm don't count as they are puzzle bosses.
nah, it's deacons of the deep
literally regular enemies that are called "boss" for some reaosn
>>335921475
His rolling attack in phase 2 can seriously fuck you up, especially if he decides to do it twice in a row and stunlock you to death
>>335921791
Reolace the Abyss Watchers with Great Cursed Rotted and this is accurate.
Ocerios should be way harder than he is. His magic is kinda weak and half of his physical attacks don't even hit you. He also spends far too much time doing nothing in his second phase.
>>335921992
He doesn't stunlock though. It's a tricky situation for sure but you can get out after one hit.
>>335921475
i wish he was harder in ng+, I honestly think he's a good boss
tqbh ng+ is too fucking easy in 3
>>335922291
yeah i guess thats more correct
i've always found humanoid bosses in dark souls to be really easy tho, especially if you can parry/backstab them.
I forget his name but the very first boss is the easiest. Vordt at least killed me twice
>>335922576
NG+ has always been easy. It's the easiest run you'll do in any of the games.
>Heard a lot of shit about Dancer
>Beat her on my first try
Cute butt, though.
>>335921475
He has the best music though.
>>335921475
I died at least once on every boss other than Oceiros who I just beat down before he could do anything.
>>335921475
I had summoned for every boss possible except Dancer, I'll admit most of the summons were because I was sick of the area and wanted to fucking leave already but Dancer is literally tutorial boss tier.
>>335921475
*Yawn* the Giant was probably the easiest and most boring boss for me. All i did was sit behind his feet the entire time it was a snooze fest.
>>335922908
Dancer was fucking easy. She spends half the time slowly walking around around the area which basically gives you a free window to do a shitload of damage. Having said that, her grab is basically an insta kill, and if you get caught in her spin2win combo you're essentially dead.
>>335921475
Yeah he's easy because he doesn't have a way to hit you from behind unlike Oceros. And Oceros is pretty damn easy too.
>>335921475
Literally Sif 2.0
>>335921791
This is accurate, but replace Abyss Watchers with Iudex Gundyr or Dancer.
>Getting destroyed by champion Gundyr
I don't want to use a shield, but fuck that shoulder bash.
Any tips?
>>335923382
There are 2 words that come to mind.
>>335923362
Nah Sif is way harder than Vordt. The only thing they have in common is they're both big and have similar charge attacks.
>>335923382
Shield, 100% physical.
Easy as hell.
>>335923556summon someone
>>335923556Please don't say it.
>>335923556
Have fun
>>335921475Died twice to him on my deprived runSomehow beat tutorial ludex on my first try in the same run
I died to him several times on one of my characters.I was playing an archer build.
Bort is basically Ludwig's first phase but way shittier and simpler.
Come to think about it, that also applies to Oceiros.
>>335923382
I beat him in like 2-4 deaths with barely any armour or health double-handing a mace, just roll behind him when he attacks and wait for an opening like you do for most bosses.
I really wish more bosses talked during the fight like Oceiros
>>335923579
>Nah Sif is way harder than Vordt.
They're nearly the same, except vordt is faster and has a charge.
Sif is actually easier when you get his health lower, since he becomes slow as fuck and just drops to his side.
Crystal Sage was far easier than Vordt.
>>335923556lotsa spaghetti
>>335924005
>Bort
>Enjoying SBFP
>>335924269
Crystal Sage fucked me up a few times on my first run. The second phase is honestly more of an annoyance than anything else. Having to avoid a barrage of homing magic and hiding behind pillars is tedious as fuck.
>>335924379gay luigi
>>335924269
>Crystal sage was most difficult boss because one of his clones would literally never die
>>335921475
Thing is he moves and fights like a beast boss in Bloodborne mostly, but doesn't punish you for fighting him like a Bloodborne beast boss.
>>335924480
Look at the health bar, if you aren't doing damage, it's a clone so you jump off of it to the next one
>>335924416
The homing crystal soul mass? Those things took so long to fire after he cast it. Also, just go around the pillars.
Nigga has about as much health as Iudex Gundyr, look at your surroundings and hammer that faggot.
>>335921475
>No second form
>Died to it 3 times because tracking and camera angles with the katana get fucked up and missed rolling
I was min maxing as a custom deprived, but yeah.
>>335923556
GitHelp
>>335924657
Nah the Crystal Soul spears the mimics blast at you. It's none-stop and it's easy to get caught out because you can't see where the fuck they're coming from most of the time. I definitely recommend killing those fuckers before starting on the real one again.
>>335924379
>>335924432mah boy
>>335924657
>Look at the health bar, if you aren't doing damage, it's a clone so you jump off of it to the next one
You are MASSIVELY retarded. I'm describing a glitch. One of the clones would never disappear and therefore the real one would never reappear.
>>335925084
>I'm describing a glitch
Use your words, Abbo. Nobody's here to read your mind.
i didnt play the network test
did everyone say dancer was "hard" back then?
did they change her for the full release
>>335921475
no. the easiest Is either Deacons or Ancient dragon.
each killed almost instantaneously with no effort.
hell put Yhorm there too. He is a gimmick boss as well.
>tfw the only boss I beat on my first try was the tutorial boss
>>335922291
>>335922291
It's wierd that people say Ocerios is easy. My friend remarked saying that in phase 2 he just sat there and ran into walls, whereas the first time I fought him, he was incredibly aggressive and pretty tough. NG+ however, I saw how stupid the AI can be
>>335925915
When you get to the Stray Demon, just peg him with arrows from the stairs. For me, he eventually turned the other way and I feathered his butt cheeks. That way you don't have to know that feel any more.
>there are people who have lit the first bonfire and progressed no further
>>335921791
you missing High Lord Wolnir, makes him the easiest boss.
so easy you forgot about fighting him
>>335926103
>People went into ember form without beating Iudex Gundyer
How?
>>335926103
Not everybody likes shit games as much as you. Only took til the first bonfire to see how bad it was.
>>335926334
>wasn't gud enough
>>335921475
No, Skeleton King can literally do nothing if you keep dps on his hands
>>335926403
>Dark Souls
>Requiring skill
kek
>>335926530
>not even gud enough to shitpost
>>335926403
Don't take the bait.
>>335926235
Starting gift.
>>335926982
Well I said it in a shitposty way but it was honestly my thoughts.
Forced myself through multiple playthroughs of 1/2 because I liked certain aspects of the multiplayer parts but the games themselves are in my opinion bad and boring due to just doing a little trial and error on each new boss, killing it, doing the same thing 20x, being bored.
Building my character and discovering new weapons and such was fun for a little while but that's about it.
>>335925974
Ocerios first form can be a bit annoying if he spams the ice move but his second phase is just listening for howls and if he looks behind him hes doing a spin move.
>>335927128
Nobody's asking.
>>335927186
And? Never said anybody did just felt like posting.
>that projection
I'm sorry you have so much suffering in your life
>>335927279
>And?
No, no, that's it.
>>335927332
Good, glad we got that cleared
>people are still responding to me
Twin Princes wreck my asshole.How do IGit gud?
I am shit at these games. I died at least 50 times - many of them without landing a single blow - against abyss watchers.
however I wrecked that tree boss without needing to heal and only a few hours ago took down the skeleton with the bracelets without losing any health. that faggot skeleton is the easiest boss in any game I have ever played.
>>335927496
Try kneeling before them.
I dont understand what the point of this boss is
The mini irithyll knights like that one before the road of sacrifices are 50x harder than Vordt.
Why didn't they just throw two of those in a room and call it a boss fight?
>>335923579
sif literally does nothing for the whole fight
at least vordt charges at you once and inflicts frostbite
>>335927579
they did
>>335921475
>First areas are a cake walk
>Decide to make a mage for a second character to keep things fresh
>Dude have some useless spells and a toothpick lmao
>>335926103
>game runs like shit
>play with settings
>see if the next area runs better
>still nothing
>refund
>>335926235
Someone answer this anon
>>335927496
Just learn when to roll behind them and attack when it's safe and to avoid the homing soulmass in the second part, again like most bosses.
>>335921791
I died to Crystal Fuck 20+ times, I don't know how you people don't die instantly from his Soul Spears.
>disappointingly easy tier
Fake gundyr
Deacons
Vordt
Rotted greatwood
Ocerios
Yhorm
Wolnir
Crystal sage
Ancient wyvern
>mediocre fights
Soul of cinder
Champion g
Old demon king
>>335928025
Someone already did, retard.
>>335928609
>Champion Gundyr
>mediocre fight
>dying to him like 3 times
>4th attempt
>accidentally roll forward at a swing
>end up under his legs and behind him
>he goes full retarded for a couple moments
>Freaked out and bailed but now I'm ready
>do it again on purpose this time
>kick his shit in
>phase 2
>still works
>mfw
I was more mad I didn't think of this originally
>>335921475
died against him three times in NG, but i killed pontiff first try.
also deacon of the deeps are definitely the easiest boss in the game. yhorm is pretty easy too, the only hard thing about him is menu microing fast enough to equip storm lord mid battle on your first try. if you die and equip it before your second try, then it really is the easiest fight.
>>335928609
Deacons, Yhorm and Oceiros are all easy fights but they are also pretty awesome too.
>>335924967
>>335924379
>>335923771
>>335923723
>>335923608
pretty based tbqhwyms (to be quite honest with you my sempai)
>>335922908
Same. She's incredibly easy if you just hit her twice and roll away to a safe distance and repeat.
When she pulls out her second sword just keep away from her until she starts her dance. By the time she reaches you on the other side of the room she'll only have two or three spins left which you can roll through quite easily.
I died hard to all of them but so far aldrich took me the least attempts.
>>335928367
By dodging them
>>335930034
All five of them coming from different directions at all times?
>>335930436
Instantly as in as soon as you enter? I did enough damage to him when I first entered that I half killed him and finished him off when the clones appeared.
>>335931229
Jesus what kind of damage were you doing? I took off 1/7 of his health, top, before he slinks back into the ground.
You probably did him after the Abyss Watchers and shit.
>>335921791
Change Oceiros with Wolnir and this list would be accurate.
>>335931570
I did about half his hp with a low damage build coming immediately from tree fucker. How the fuck do u not explode someone who is weak to physical
>>335921475
poise is shit and anyone who wants it is a big retard
>>335931570
No, I fought the Watchers after fighting the Deacons, I just wailed on him and hit him a bunch of times when he was sinking into the ground.
Quick /v/, post the best boss in DaS3
>>335931668
both are pretty easy
>>335921791
>wyvern
>mfw I 1 shot it without using plunge. Then start exploring and see the jump off and plunge signs
>>335932024
Princes
>>335932024
He was lame compared to the Nameless King, and that's just in terms of "Big Warrior" genre of boss-fight.
>>335932398
You never thought that maybe doing a fraction of your normal damage per hit meant you were doing something wrong?
>>335933706
Eh I was doing decent damage per swing on the tail. And it was easy to avoid all the attacks, just thought it was a grind. It was still easy as fuck for me. oh well
>>335932024
you already did
>>335931719
Iirc I had the Deep Battle Axe and it did nothing to him.
>>335921475
NO
FUCK YOU
He's -LITERALLY- impossible
