Who is the most talented person in the gaming industry?
>>335920350
It amazes me that there a people who still fall for this
>>335920350
Toby Fox
>>335920350
Putting a mid-tier waifu on that meme sure adds it +10 bait power.
Good job anon.
Godspeed!
>>335920350
Does Todd Howard actually give his money to charity?
>>335921467
This. Todd Howard is guaranteed replies
>>335921467
>mid-tier
now THAT'S b8
>>335920350
but Joost seems to struggle with jobs and such tho
>>335920350
i love todd howward
>>335921904
What do you mean?
>>335920350
What the fuck. How did that talentless race-mixing horse faced cunt who did nothing other than be Kojima's cum-dumpster have over twice as much net worth as Todd?
>>335920350
1.3 billion already?
where did all the money go, Notch?
>>335920350
Tim schaffer? Molyneux?
>>335921467
>mid-tier
Nah m8
>>335922078
She is a model
>>335920350
Shigeru. The rest aren't even close.
Also, waifu bait ruins the pic.
>>335922078
All income, no putting profits back into the company to get the next game going
>>335922078
Because you're a stupid gullible piece of shit who fell for obvious bait
>>335922134
She's not that hot m8 have some fresh air and see for yourself
>>335921656
kek
>>335922078
She is the only person on that list that does not invest in the company/business venture she works for.
She is rich because literally believe she was good looking enough.
>>335922585
She actually has her own family business now
>>335922078
Because Todd is a lying faggot and probably hides that shit in an offshore account.
>>335924317
Anon please would Todd be the kind of person tolielike that?
>>335924317
Don't fall for the edit. Todd declares his assets as any good american would.
>>335924426
See that profit? I payed taxes on it.
>>335920350
Joost has 2.5 million? No fucking way. What does she even do? Star in a few commercials?
Not shocked about Miyamoto. He himself would not earn any money directly from Mario/Zelda, since that's owned by Ninty in general. Most of his money likely comes from his salary at Nint after rising in the ranks.
It's entirely possible that if had left before the SNES was made, he'd have no money and we'd see articles about how the creator of Mario/Zelda is living as a poor guy.
>>335924649
If she is the "star" as you say, then it isn't unreasonable. The progressive lady makes half a million a year from those commercials alone. That actually sounds low to me.
Every day Hideo Kojima winds up happy clockwork doll Stefanie Joosten, Kojima takes the wind-up key and puts it in happy doll Stefanie's key slot and turns it to make her move, each turn of the wind-up key makes robot doll Stefanie giggle and jitter from the grinding and working of her ticking mechanical clockwork insides that fill her perfect automaton body. Happy silly cooing comes out of her perfect plastic doll lips and her shiny glass eyes light up with joy and cheerfulness from having her perfect mechanical doll robot body wound up by Kojima's hands. Then she gets up and goes about her day to please all of Kojima's fans with her perfect happy Stefanie doll face and clockwork Joosten toy body. Each of her moves brought by the grinding and ticking of the cogs and springs and gears and pulleys and all happy clockwork insides that fill her doll body. And all of Kojima's fans fall in love with her because she's a perfect happy robot Joosten doll and that makes Kojima happy, and nothing makes clockwork doll Stefanie Joosten happier than making Hideo Kojima and his fans happy with her smiley happy plastic face and perfect doll body. That's why she's the forever happy perfect and thoroughly mechanical Stefanie giggly robot doll.
>>335920350
>meme devs
lel
>>335922078
>Racemixing
nice try lad, stephanie is PURE. her boyfriend is DUTCH.
just like her.
>>335925154
Her boyfriend may be dutch, but her master is Japanese.
>>335925154
>stephanie
>>335920350
So it costs 2.5 million dollars to build just ONE Joost?
Holy shit those expensive.
>>335924945
Ummm nice
>>335925154
She has a bf now?
>>335922134
oh my gosh she has a good middriff but a 5/10 face
LE WAIFU
fuck off waifufags and go outside.
>>335925154
>PURE
>her boyfriend
cuck
I know it's a bait image and everything but why are you people shitting yourselves over 2 million dollars? it really is not that much these days
>>335927440
It is realistically. Most people earn 40-50 K. It's only tiny in comarison to the ultra wealthy whose money is taking off.
>>335927610
I didn't mean it by that, obviously 2 million is something most people only dream of, but even if it WAS how much she makes it's not like she is rolling in money or anything. She still would have to work
>>335928087
Only to maintain a really high status of living though. If she went down to middle class living she'd be set for life and would only need a small amount.
>>335920350
My left nut
>>335926728
Sorry she doesn't quite meet your standard of homogenized beauty
her face cute and interesting
>>335920350
So, is Joost really a weeaboo, or she only pretends for money?
>>335920350
when is the Joosten meme going to die? tired of looking at this cunt's ugly face.
>>335920350
Todd
>>335921636
Yes, it's how he clears his conscience to sleep at night.
>>335929168
>merely pretending to be fluent in japanese
>>335929236
When you stop posting in threads about her
>>335929420
it can happen. Almost all the politicians pretend to know about the law and politics and are rich as fuck
>>335920350
Carmack
>>335929572
>>335929236
when will the "joost is ugly" meme gonna die? tired of hearing butt ugly virgins pretending they wouldn't give and arm and a leg to fuck her
Pretty much PewDiePie, for somehow getting super fucking rich for making silly noises at things that aren't his.
Requires almost zero effort but has a massive payoff, unlike the others who had to work for their wealth.
>tod
>only a million
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PRE ORDER IT
>>335929731
It's literally just jealous women that makes those posts. Along with the 'le horse xD' posts.
>>335920350
Kojima.
Dude is a pure auteur whose work will be remembered for the next hundred years.
>Pewdiepie makes more than Shiggy
Bait or not, if there's truth to this I am legit upset.
>>335929878
>women
>on MY /v/
doubtful
>>335929420
>tfw no spic joost senorita to have extended familywith
>>335929940
Pewds has entertained far more people worldwide than Miyamoto ever has.
>>335929926
HIS MEMES WILL SURPASS TIME
>>335929731
>>335929878
>watery eyes
>buckteeth
>no cheekbones
>no chest
>no ass
>every picture is the same awkward half-smile where she looks like she needs to shit
>eyebrows look like they were drawn on with magic marker
>facial structure is nonexistent, looks like a lump of dough
>caked on makeup making her face look like the textures haven't loaded in yet
3/10 wouldn't fuck if she was begging for it, try harder memesters
>>335930842
She's got a cute little booty.
>>335930842
It must kill you knowing that men all around the world admire her.
@335930842
It's okay to admit you're homosexual, it's 2016 people are very tolerant these days!
>>335920350
>no Bobby Kotick
5/10, needs to be improved
>>335931054
Cute ass for an Irishman maybe.
>>335930842
>I have absolutely no taste
k
>>335920350
Probably that guy who made Roller Coaster Tycoon in Assembly.
>>335931054
if you like 13 year olds sure
>>335931094
it stops you from reproducing with an equally pathetic grill, I fucking love it
>>335931617
>that smile
>that forehead
fucking disgusting
pause it at 3 seconds in and her eyes scream for you to put a bullet in her skull
>>335922134
>Tanned
I had no interest in her, but this picture, it does things to me.
>>335931584
nigger detected
>>335931919
>pause in the middle of a gesture/mimic and get some weird outcome xD
REALLY?????
Underage fuck off.
>>335930842
Literally this.
It's almost as bad as posting overweight women and calling them "Thick"
>>335929163
Yeah, what is that? She's not even a 7 objectively, but she's the fucking cutest woman to ever participate in game development.
>It's a /v/ gets angry over some dutch girl episode
I love these
>>335932050
>some weird outcome
Look at these dead eyes and that fake plastered-on smile and tell me that's waifu material and not just another talentless whore who's found herself having to laugh at bad jokes of fedorafags and pretend she doesn't know these creeps are stalking and jerking off to her, all in order to have any chance at maybe one day having a bit part in a video game or shit commercial.
>>335920350
Notch got cucked by his """wife""" tough. Halfed his money.
>>335932683
It's waifu material
What do I win?
>>335932890
shit taste I guess?
>>335932209
>agreeing with your own post
y-yikes
>>335932257
objectively speaking
>soft features
>flawless skin
>uncommon eye color
>thin arching brows
>hair full of body
>bright smile
makes her at least above average. Her cute public persona makes her transcendent.
>>335933053
You mean I don't even get a teddy bear or anything?
What a waste of time you are
>giving a shit about money
Being an anti-materialist hermit who gave away all of his possessions is the greatest form of existence.
>>335932683
she was tipsy in that video
I know it's hard for anti socialites to understand what hanging out and getting acquainted with people is like.
>>335933435
No she was actually high af
>>335933578
no shit, she's from the netherlands
>you will never wake up on a cold winter morning with this looking at you
>>335920350
It seems weird that Notch received so much money for Minecraft
>yfw he used to be one of us
>>335934960
He's a sell out. He never gave a crap about vidya.
>>335922078
Idunno maybe it's because you take baseless numbers on a mspaint picture at face value
>>335932683
Mate are you really getting off with this shit.
>>335935095
Yes anon it's what we call people with jobs
>>335935095
No man he just saw the real face of the industry is 13 year old kids and fucktarded journalists.
>>335920350
Probably the guy who managed to get all those disorganized slavs to create Witcher 3. Whether you like the game or not, there's no denying it's fucking impressive as shit and it came from a company that manages the whole project with Excel spreadsheets (literally, their game docs leaked a year before release or something).
>>335920350
Kojima is the best ou of these mate.
>>335920350
>Joosten
>only known for literally ONE role
>somehow has a higher net worth than both Todd Howard and Notch combined
I don't believe you.
>>335935445
This and metro are impressive because they do so much more than huge western devs with shit conditions, tools and budgets. Stalker gets thrown in that list often too but lets be honest without mods its kind of a piece of shit, a charming piece of shit but a piece of shit nonetheless.
>>335935489
It's fake, but you do know she gets other work?
carmack
>>335935489
Billion is like a million TIMES A THOUSAND
>>335935127
they are still at stage 1, give it time
>>335935686
Nice try jewman but you can't fool me with your imaginary numbers
>>335935779
I think I'm stuck at a permanent stage 1.5, she is super fucking insanely cute but not really very sexy if you get what I'm saying. If she had quiets body then we might be talking.
>>335935590
I'm a CDPR shill, but lets be honest here - it's a myth that they have shit conditions, tools and budget. It's a huge organization (~240 people or something like that worked on TW3) with huge budget, similar to largest western games. Except it's developed in a country where wages are half (or less) of those in western Europe or USA.
No seriously how much even is a billion, it's 1000x1000 000 right? Nine zeeros?
>>335920350
Hideki Kamiya
Masahiro Sakurai
Taro Yoko
Tim Schafer
Shigesato Itoi
Yoko Shimomura
Go Shiina
>>335936248
Yeah CDPR are pretty fucking huge and have gog going for them but people think all of eastern europe is a slav shit hole so they just assume. But I'm pretty sure metro was made in like a fucking warzone, I think they had to actually stop working because of tanks or something like that once.
>>335936381
For americans it's thousand millions
For some yuros it's a million millions, so a trillion in amerifriend language
>>335936381
Yeah one thousand is 10^3
million is 10^6
and billion is 10^9
basically just 1000^x
>>335936381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXDgMlV1YNU
>>335935779
>everyone who dislikes her is in denial
holy fuck you're a deluded lot
>>335935779
>mfw i got It as 2>3>4>1
>Stage one... Stage one catches up with us all
>>335937415
you'll come around
>>335937731
it's an endless cycle though
we'll never be free of this witch's spell
>>335938028
Stefanie “Ouroboros" Joosten
>>335937879
>monkey ears
>pudgy face without any definition
>misshapen jaw
>ugly underbite
>fivehead
>boxer's nose
>soulless stare
Joostfags are children who think women are supposed to have blank doughy faces because they've only seen anime and have no idea what an attractive woman looks like beyond "big eyes" and "not fat".
>>335929774
I don't think that making retarded noises, sounding like a hyena and calling people bras require that much of a talent
>>335938525
you seem pretty obsessed tbhimo famalam
Being serious for a minute, you care THIS much about what girls other people like yet you still call THEM children?
Just think about that for a minute dude
>>335938147
>filename
>>335938028
I want to hate her but I can't do it. I love her, I have never loved anyone or anything the way I love her
>>335938902
>I want to hate her
why? I can see wanting to not care but what is there to hate?
>>335938902
Do you have a joost folder?
>>335921656
(you)
>>335938801
>implying that pointing out ways people are wrong isn't fun
where do you think you are?
>>335938525
Stage 1 dude, stage 1.
>>335938998
Because it hurts to love her so much and never be with her
>>335939224
Stage 1 is best stagei want off this wild ride
>>335939301
Okay but you can still support her
>>335939224
and you're in stage 1 of finding Trigglypuff attractive.
I admit to being attracted to people I hate. I'd fuck Miley Cyrus or Emilia Clarke if given the chance. Would never fuck the stale meme that is Joost.
>>335939537
>fingering ass and fondling balls
>>335939567
Kojimajoost is too skinny imo
>>335939567
>all those pics and she doesn't look attractive in any of them
>>335939537
I do support her, and I will always love her
>>335939646
>likes Miley Cyrus
>accuses other people of having shit taste
wew
>>335938525
Are you talking about her, because none of these apply?
It's the other way around. Joost haters are upset that a woman they'll never meet doesn't look like a big eye, round face, living doll and fits what they're conditioned to believe is attractive.
>>335939646
>>335939771
Stage1.
>>335939771
That's goodremember to protect that smile
>>335939537
>>335939567
Nice.
Have a rare joost
>>335940070
boring
>>335939567
why is she always so serious around kojima?
>>335920350
>i have seen only woman in my life and its perfect
virgin spotted
>John Carmack
say what you will about the Facebook Rift, the man bleeds innovation
>>335940070
That's a horse. Read the file name.
Here's a rare joost.
>>335920350
how true is the charity thing with todd? and why the fuck is reggie so fucking rich, what is wrong with him?
>>335940260
Other way around. People who don't know any women irl are really picky about how they look.
>>335931617
you see, HRT is not always the solution, he is fucking ugly.
>>335940668
>>335920350
Don Mattrick
But Gabe was worth 3 billion in 2010.
>2.5 million
I doubt it.
>More posts about Joost than any of the others combined
Joosten CONFIRMED for most relevant person in vidya
>>335935779
Not pictured: Stage 0 where this parasite does NOT exist
>ywn take joost to the place in the "Roche".
>She wont listen to your problems and you to hers
>ywn count on joost as a friend (or more).
>ywn be swimming around.
>being with her would be the Prime time of your life(but It wont happen)
>ywn play the game of love with joost
>ywn lose yourself to dance with her
>ywn travel around the world with her
JDIMSA
>>335920350
Michel Ancel is a real genius among them all.
No one can even get close to him.
>>335922079
Microsoft bought Mojang/Minecraft for 2ish billion, but Notch wasn't the sole owner, I believe he owned something like 65% of the company, his childhood friend that helped him found it and another guy they brought on to handle economics had like 10-15% each
>>335920350
Everyone of those people, with the exception of Stefanie, should be executed.
>>335943474
That figure still seems so surreal to me
That fat faggot that once came to this shithole to get recommendations for his clusterfuck of a game is now one of the richest people on the planet
>>335943630
>implying that the only one execution-worthy isnt stefanie
These guys
>>335920350
Why is there a horse in your pic?
Hey, if a communist revolution did hypothetically come, what would be done with youtube vloggers like pewdiepie etc. Do they count as petits bourgeoise or labour aristocracy?
>>335943858
He's a youtube "let's player" that goes by the name pewdiepie. Last I've checked, he's the most subscribed to user. He's got a huge following of 13 year olds.
Easy mistake to make.
>>335943973
I would consider them labor aristocracy.
>>335943756
But she's neither a sell out, a hack, nor a liar. The only thing she's guilty of is being super cute, which for some reason is enough to annoy the /v/irgins.
>>335944229
oh, i didn't even notice that other horse, thanks anon!
but what about the one in the lower right corner?
>>335944424
None of those things are worth execution
She is cute but she isnt the definition of cute.
7/10 at best
>>335944482
Oh, that's just my horsefu Stefanie "the joost" Joosten. She's a dutch born model who star in last year's hit game "Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
She's also streams on twitch. She's really nice.
>>335941990
so you're still in stage 1, huh?
>>335944273
You know, It's crazy how these youtube faggots, pewdiepie in particular, get defended even in communist/socialist circles. I grew up pretty close to poverty, my mother worked as an RN her whole life to try to provide for us, went to school for years, had to live with my grandmother for a long ass time because my mother was broke going to college. Then I see this faggot pewdiepie makes 7 million a year, complain about it online and get told that im apparently "petty" because I don't like the fact that you can work your ass off and just inch out of poverty, only to have some well off faggot get rich doing lets play videos. "B-But he's a nice guy though!" Fuck off.
>>335945306
sounds like you aren't skilled or talented enough to be rich. don't blame others who are
>>335945625
Kek. Bootstraps.
